Wednesday, July 29, 2015

New Overland Letter to Trump


Dear Donald Trump,


     I see some of the Conservatives in Congress are actually going-after that sad-faced sack of spinelessness, John Boner.

     They are clearly motivated by your leadership.

     You know what true leaders do?......they do not inspire obedience. No; they inspire imitation.

     You are not just leading, you are creating more of them.


      God bless, and keep at it.



Sincerely, 




J.J. Solari 

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Overland Letter to John&Ken, Los Angeles Radio Talkshow Hosts

Dear John and Ken;

     I was not in the I-15 fire. But I will bet you anything that the idiot cops in the Highway Patrol were solely responsible for all the cars and trucks burning to the fucking ground.
     
     Cops are not good at saving property. They are in the business of destroying property and confiscating what remains. It is firemen who are good at saving property.
     
     I will bet you anything that the fucking cops did nothing to wall-off from the oncoming path-of-fire  the oncoming and departing traffic. I will bet you they stopped all the cars directly in the path of where they all agreed the fire would travel: and then ordered everyone out of their stopped cars and told them to flee. I bet they stopped the cars on purpose in the path of the flames because cops - especially State Highway Patrol cops - are all sociopathic sadists.

     The firemen, on the other hand - you saw the videos - they positioned themselves between non burning cars and burning cars and would hose the fire and then hose a non burning car to protect it then hose the fire again - all the while in danger of explosion or smoke inhalation or heat exhaustion and a million other things, all the while trying to save property. Meanwhile there wasnt a cop within a hundred miles. They were all laughing at all the cars and people they fucked up by making them stop in the danger zone rather than keeping the danger zone free of vehicles. Because they are assholes. All cops are assholes. All firemen are self-sacrificing protectors. Cops never protect anyone. They kidnap them and take their stuff.  Firemen rescue you and save your stuff.

     If they fired all the fucking cops and replaced them with firemen America would be a happy, peaceful, prosperous place.


Sincerely,




J.J. Solari

Overland Letter to Donald Trump

Dear Donald Trump,

   I don't suppose I have to tell you, government - of any kind - just doesn't work. If government was voluntary nobody would join.

     I'm sure I speak for everyone with an IQ over 210 that you are a living example of what a non-bureaucrat can do in America; namely provide people with what they want, not with what government tells you to get; mandatory shitty insurance comes to mind. Getting drafted to die for no reason comes to mind.

     I live in California. These fucking bureaucratic assholes cant even provide water - which comprises 80% of the earth's surface - they can't provide water to the residents even though the biggest fucking ocean in the solar system is two feet away. 

     We have a fucking deranged psychotic sadist for a governor who wants to provide trains for illegal Mexicans in central California to get from one fucking lettuce ranch to another for free..... at a cost to build that could provide 100 desalinization plants instead.  We can't get a fucking drink of water and Jerry Brown wants to build a train for illegals. That's his top priority.

     This isnt leadership, this is a fucking madhouse full of reetards.

     No one in their right mind runs for office. I don't know how you are standing the stupidity of what you are confronting. Fortunately it is stupidity. If it was intelligence arrayed against you via the press, and the assholes in Congress, not to mention that fucking Kenyan jihadist imbecile in the White House - you would have an actual problem. Anyway all government legislators are people who have severe personality problems. Your first task as President I hope is to shut down every government office and agency and public "servant" in America. Watch things get Real Normal Real Fast.

     God Bless free enterprise. God damn government.

     Thank you.



Sincerely,




J.J. Solari

Overland Letter to Donald Trump

Dear Donald Trump,

     The good thing about all these other Republican candidates running to Mccain's defense is that you can now zero-in on the fucker. He's weak. He's a loser. He went to Vietnam and came back a fucking Marxist. That's not defending freedom. That's going over to the other side. There's nothing noble about that. It's weak. I'm sure he was weak before they got his hands on him. 

     Oh, and that blowhard make-believe Preacher Perry?.....the fact that he says you are not fit to be Commander in Chief - I don't know what it tells you but what it tells me is that he knows you are actually going to be Commander in Chief.


Sincerely, 



J.J. Solari

Overland Letter to Donald Trump

Dear Donald Trump,


     Your'e going to walk away with this election. Outside of Reagan and George Murphy and Sonny Bono and Al Franken you're the only candidate in modern history who ever had an actual job. And unlike those other guys just mentioned you didn't need an agent to get them.


Sincerely,



J.J. Solari

New Overland Letter to Donald Trump


Dear Donald Trump,

     The difference between you and all the other candidates is that you want to actually fix something. Bureaucrats hate when things run properly; no one needs them when things are functioning. That's why bureaucrats like chaos and promote chaos and insist that it's necessary; 'cause it's all they know how to create.

     Someone like you comes along who actually wants to end the chaos....the other candidates, the other office holders, the other government employees, they all go fucking apeshit.

     Keep at it.


Sincerely,




J.J. Solari

Overland Letter to Donald Trump


Dear Donald Trump,

     Apparently you calling the vaunted Huffington Post a blog that nobody reads has cause them to venture into the world of comedy and satire in an attempt to out-insult you.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-heffernan/exclusive-trump-tower-dis_b_7824548.html

     They're no Jon Stewart.

     This is probably James Hefferman's first attempt at comedy. Comedy is not something you can learn or get better at. It's like playing Rachmaninoff piano concertos: you are either perfect at it and at Carnegie Hall or you are playing in the living room while everyone else stays in the kitchen.



Sincerely, 




J.J. Solari

Friday, July 17, 2015

Latest Overland Letter to Donald Trump

                                                               The Republican "Debates"




Dear Donald Trump,  

     There is about as much chance of the other Republican candidates showing up to a debate you will be involved in as there is of me coming between the Hiltons and the Rothschilds in a romantic scandal involving the three of us and a herd of goats.

     The only candidate other than you who doesn't talk in soundbites, verbal stew, exhausted vocabulary attached to no actual concepts, and who isn't interested in "bringing things to the table" and "hitting the ground running" and reaching across the god damned aisle, and "doing this for our kids" and "not abandoning our elderly" and "establishing a dialogue" and "embracing the diversity" and ten million other piles of oral shit-explosions is Rand Paul. And his hair is even weirder than yours. At least yours looks like it went under a dryer at some point. His looks like he was just pulled out of the river.

     Ya know what?.....maybe he'd be the perfect running mate! Just from a hair standpoint! I mean, that's no more wacky than what brought Obama and Biden together: which was Biden's scotch and Obama's pot. At least with you and Paul your heads are only weird on the outside. Inside things are workin' pretty goddamn good.

     Keep kickin' ass.



Sincerely,  




J.J. Solari

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

   There is an "astronomer" named...well, the name you see in the title of this post. I call him Neil The Ass Tyson. Because he's an ass. He gets a lot of play because he's a whatchacallit. Oh, yeah, a negro. Now a negro in the sciences is a very big deal because negroes are not scientists. It just aint in 'em. You have to be patient to be a scientist, you have to be focused to be a scientist and you have to actually give a shit about what is true and what isn't.
   He is in the news today because he made a snippy comment about Pluto. Some people he was not involved with because he is likely far too stupid, sent a camera to Pluto and it took pictures today. It was all very impressive.
   Now you remember at the beginning of this I referred to Tyson as an ass? Well he made the news today via his comment about Pluto not being a big planet, "Pluto is no big deal." (so screw you, white scientists who accomplished this.)
   Like I say, he's an ass.

New Overland Letter To Trump

           Bruce Jenner's Speech vs Donald Trump's Speech


Dear Donald Trump,

     Bruce Jenner is being lauded and praised for his speech at the ESPY's explaining his need to tuck his penis up under his ass.

     Donald Trump is being crucified and pilloried for his candidacy speech saying Mexico is sending illegal riffraff to America.

     I see a fundamental perversion here that far exceeds the comparatively superficial perversion of Bruce Jenner wanting to play with men's cocks while wearing womens' clothing. I see a disintegration, not of moral compass, but of American intelligence.

     There's an excuse for wanting to seek sex partners you don't want to go through the expense of dating. Hauling a dude into a toilet stall at the leather bar is a lot easier on the bank account than going to a restaurant in Milan to try and break the ice with a coquettish female. But for everyone to react as though there has been a major breakthrough in civil rights because of it while rampaging three-foot-high Aztecs run amok in a Country they are invading and killing the legal inhabitants is considered "an opportunity for a better life".......that's fucked up.

     I really don't know what else to say at the moment. I'm flummoxed, and I'm damn near used to everything at this point this one though.....it's a real pisser.



Sincerely, 




J.J. Solari

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

New Overland Letter To Trump

  Katie Steinle's Idiot  Brother



Dear Donald Trump.

     I hope you don't take Katie Steinle's brother's dumb-ass opinion of your opinion of his sister's murder......I hope you ain't influenced by his imbecilic far-ranging stupidity. 

     "I don't...ya know.....think that.....ya know.....I don't think there should be a fence on the border.......ya know......cuz.....ya know......for some reason.......such as.....some people dont um have maps.....such as......"

     Jesus Argentine tango Christ, he really needs to be a contestant in one of your beauty pageants. He can bewilderfy a concept or an idea or a situation into a rambling incoherent slobberfest of drool and mush with the best of them. Maybe Anderson Cooper can loan him a fucking two-piece bikini to wear.

     And speaking of Anderson Cooper, is it possible for him to look any more pained and concerned and personally aggrieved about Steinle's brother's pain and suffering allegedly at your hands? On the other hand I am sure Cooper finds her brother a lot more attractive than the dead woman so I can understand him wanting to make a good impression on the guy.

     Listening to Katie's brother talking to Cooper, it's really too bad she was the sibling on the pier that day.      

     Oh: and let's not forget the redoubted Dylan Stableford, the noble and hard-hitting "journalist" for "Yahoo Politics" that made this story of Katie's pain-in-the-ass brother  and how you are really the culprit -  not the fucking Mexican illegal piece of shit who actually fucking shot her - he made this story  available for us all. He's really got to be burning the midnight oil with that cyclotron brain he's got. Nope, there's no hint of a long-standing hidden anti-capitalist, third-world-invasion agenda with that fucker.

Sincerely,



J.J. Solari 

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Niggers and ISIS: They're Identical

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/arts/culture/la-et-cm-stone-mountain-georgia-naacp-20150714-story.html

New Overland Letter To Trump

                                                                A Mexican Named El Crapo 

Dear Donald Trump;

     I'll give that escaped Mexican narcotics salesman this: he pretty much guaranteed your election by threatening you on the internet. Can you imagine the nerve of that fuck? Does he know he's a Mexican? In Mexico? A country that should have been bulldozed by Cortez 300 years ago? Like we need him or his fucking Country for anything. We can make our own tuberculosis. We don't need Mexico for that. Having our own tuberculosis more or less makes Mexico superfluous.

     Is he aware that there is no such thing as a brave Mexican? Is he aware he is all alone if this comes to a military showdown? That even if his country backs him up in his threats we could hire France to defeat them? Does El Crapo know this?

      We ought to go to war with that third world pile of contagion just based on El Crapo threatening you. Naturally El Crapo's jr-partners, Barack Obama and Eric Cockholder, are probably supplying him with weapons in an effort to encourage Senyore Crapo to actually get the job done. They pro'bly helped finance the tunnel. Neither one of them is worth a shit. Except maybe to El Crapo if he needs some new towel boys for his gay bath houses. 

     How does this donkey-humping homosexual get away with threatening an American Presidential candidate with murder? I'll tell you how: because Washington DC is now a Mexican and Muslim outpost. You know what the difference between  Muslims and  Mexicans is?.....Mexicans don't need a book written by a lunatic to tell them how to be savage murdering prehistoric barbarians. They come by it naturally. If it wasn't for Queen Isabella they would have no culture at all. As it is they have turned their one Western Asset - Catholicism - into a chicken-slaughtering Satanic bloodfest to make them bulletproof when heading-out on a widespread foray of decapitation.

     And now one of these Santaria pieces of shit is threatening you? Fuck that.

     On the plus side, like I say, this stupid Mexican asshole son of a bitch has just practically guaranteed you actually getting elected President.

     When you do become President I hope your first order of business will be to annex Mexico and then sell it to Pakistan for 20 cents. The Pakistanis will know what to do with the place. 

     Haha, they can't get a car started either. That's another thing Mexicans suck at. Getting their cars started. And they want to conquer America. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sincerely,


J.J. Solari

New Overland Letter To Trump

Dear Donald Trump;

     I see the escaped Mexican dope peddler has decided in his best pigeon English to express his Muslim-level IQ and his Muslim-level life-goals to you via his Twitter account. At least US Magazine online seems to think he has. The US Magazine staff is likely one of his best customers so I can see why they would be loyal boosters of his comedy and communication prowess.

     Can you believe the nerve of that burro-fucker? He has more hubris than the goat-fucker in the white house. Donkey fuckers and goat fuckers. Mexicans and Muslims. That's what's rising to the top of the algae pond called earth these days. That's what's calling the shots on this planet: child-rapists from Persia and voodoo chicken butchers from Mexico. What's next, a Haitian zombie-worshipping Pope?

     May God help us all. Not that He'd want to. I wouldn't, if I was Him.

Sincerely, 


J.J. Solari

New Overland Letter To Trump

re: Lindsey Graham

Dear Donald Trump,

     Ya know, that impotent emaciated over the hill dinosaur Lindsey Graham has a lotta nerve saying you are wrecking the Republican Party. Like as though they need you to do that. Self-destruction is something they have been handling on their own for 50 years. For that buzzard to say you're the one doing it is being overly modest.

     And I'll tell ya something, ya gotta wonder what was goin' on in Graham's parents' minds when they gave their son a girl's name. Whatever the reason was it turns out they did the right thing. Maybe they knew something. After all, they saw him naked before they named him.

     "We can't call him Alexander. Look at 'im."

     "Ya know, you're right. He looks as delicate as a bunny made of tinsel. Plus there's, ya know, the sex-organ matter."

     "Well we can't just give him a girl's name. I mean, he'll have to be in school eventually. He'll be pummeled every day."

     "Then let's call him Lindsay. Then he'll only be pummeled half the time. 'Cause 'Lindsey' is, ya know, neither really male and neither really female. Kinda like, well, him."

     "How about we call him 'Rock.'"

     "You can't be serious. Have you ever seen a rock?"

     "You're right. Lindsey it is."

     That tired, exhausted, pizzle-faced dullard named after a baking-ingredient needs to really go out and sit on the ice and wait for a polar bear to end his sad-faced existence. "Lindsey Graham." Now there's a name that fires the blood, don't it? Lindsey Graham vs Donald Trump. That's like saying Sissy Spacek vs Thor. Holy crap. Can you imagine the deranged delusionalism of that withered old soggy  smelly human codpiece? All the problems the Republicans have and they see you as the fucking culprit? Jesus Water-Into-Wine Christ.

     "Lindsey." 

     You know, I'm not surprised he has his head up his ass, with a name like that. He had to be bleeding and on the ground every afternoon when the school bell sounded to go home. He's got to have had more concussions from bullies than even Obama. But then Barack managed to keep the pummellings down to a minimum by having sex with the bullies at their command. I don't think there's a bully on earth that would want to have sex with Graham. So he likely got the full servings of punches that were scheduled. 

     In summation I would like to say, screw Lindsey Graham. Thank you.

Sincerely, 

J.J. Solari



New Overland Letter To Trump



     Dear Donald Trump,
     
     I notice the Republicans have decided to finally close ranks on something: you. 

     They're not going to close ranks on the Democrats, they're not going to close ranks on Obama, they're not going to close ranks on Islam, they're not going to close ranks on Black Supremacy, they're not going to close ranks on Illegal Mexicans and Somalians and Pakistanis and the Klingons if they show up, nope, they are banding together to fight Donald Trump, the only perceived danger to America that they can see.
     
     I don't suppose I have to tell you, I'm sure you already know, that the only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Republicans are a bit lazier in their timeline to turn America into a Marxist shithole, while the Democrats are full of verve and energy and excitement about it and put in a longer day on the time-clock to bring it about. 
     
     However you do seem to have galvanized the lazy-ass Republicans out of their preferred lethargy in that they at least finally see an enemy somewhere: you. You are the danger. Obama's not the wrecking ball, you are. You're the danger to America, apparently. 
     
     Now, of course, when a Republican bureaucrat refers to "America," what America really means to him....is just him. Republican office holders are America to these primadonna assholes.
     
     Fortunately for you, handling the Republicans will be a lot easier than handling the Democrats because if you tell Republicans to shoo, they run off like feral cats, whereas the Democrats plop down in place onto their asses and start yelling and you have to hose them off with water - which they flee because they shun water, along with soap - and then you have to shovel-up their fecal matter which they deposited all over the sidewalk. So the Democrats are a bit more bothersome. But not much.
     
     Keep at it, Sir, you're losing the Republicans, but you're winning the Nation. And the Republicans don't matter. But the Nation does.
     
     
     
     
Sincerely,


J.J. Solari 

New Overland Letter To Trump

new donald trump

Dear Donald Trump;
   I hope you are the start of a Capitalist Revolution in this Country of whining socialist bastards. 
   You have your name on skyscrapers......when you enter the Strip in Las Vegas from the south your name is on a direct sightline at the far end of the Strip. It's like an announcement that you are entering a world of gold and steel and an America presided over by you. 
   You are the Last of the American Tycoons.
   There was a time in America, before it became a Marxist wasteland, that industrialists' names were the names on everyones' lips. Their "excessive profits" from their life-changing products and creations and industrial miracles were poured into philanthropic and engineering and architectural projects that dwarf today's governmental programs of slum-building and sidewalk maintenance and tree pruning and garbage collecting and the providing of Zero Services at our so-called National "Parks" which are actually death traps where bears are protected and deified and where the visitors paying for it all with their stolen taxes are endangered and vilified as interlopers.
   America now only knows career-bureaucrats as it's "builders." Career bureaucrats building chaos and depression and extortion that rivals Sharia Law for its devastation.
   You never apologize-on-demand. You never pretend that illegal invasions by foreigners who basically hate us is good for the Country.
   You are the Last American Individual. I would rather be defeated defending Trump than be victorious by defending that human wrecking ball  Barack Obama.
   Obama would bulldoze every Trump building on earth and erect tent-housing for Muslim refugees if he thought he had a window of opportunity to get it done.
    I would love to be a fly on the wall if you and Obama were alone in a room and he said to you, concerning your empire, "You didn't do that." I would love to see what was left when the dust settled.
What has that loafing charlatan ever done except create confusion and decay. Where are his buildings. Where is Obama Tower? It's inside his head and he's standing at the top of it waving the flag of Arab Spring.
   Bring to us the New Industrial Revolution. The Marxist revolution is nothing now but debris and squalor and universal global poverty. Bring back American Enterprise. Bring back the First World so that the third world poverty-stricken can at least have hope of hauling themselves out of the dusts of the veldt and the shorelines of the Amazon and the pestholes of the Ganges.
   God bless. Godspeed. And go get those duplicitous lying worthless lazyass sons of bitches. 

Sincerely yours, 

J.J. Solari 
   
   

   

Sunday, July 12, 2015

The Rebel Flag

   I know a lot of Boston Yankees. They all hate the South. I tell them - because they also hate Italians and I love proving my intellectual superiority over their weak and pathetic Irish brains - I tell them the South just did to the North what the North did to England; secede. They get very upset at this. Because it's ok to want freedom from England but it's not ok to want Freedom from DC. Which is every bit as oppressive as England is. But England is "foreign." DC is America. No one in their right mind would want to be free from America. 'Cuz being ordered around by a Yankee is just the greatest thing going. Who wouldn't want that?

Memphis City Council


   This is the Memphis City Council. Memphis is a city that is sometimes used as a dumping center for unemployable reetards. These are then trained for office-holding.
   This particular membership has decided, after long and thoughtful deliberation, to dig up the body of Nathan Bedford Forrest and move it to, probably, the nearest furnace and then release the ashes onto the city dump. The actual city dump. Not the city dump that is the City Hall of Memphis.
   It kind of makes you wonder why you have spent most of your life assuming the South was the bad guys in that war, don't it?
   Now, needless to say, and I don't live anywhere near Memphis, and now never will, but needless to say, looking at the above picture, you have to know it was the clump of niggers on that roster that came up with this idea and that it was the clump of white useless nigger-fearing faggots that went along with it even though their few remaining white cells in their heads were telling them in loud screaming voices, "There is something revolutionarily wrong with this idea." They went along with it anyway. Because God forbid anyone prevent a nigger from doing the next stupid thing on his lifelong agenda of stupidity.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Latest Overland Letter To Trump


Dear Donald Trump;
   I hope you are the start of a Capitalist Revolution in this Country of whining socialist bastards. 
   You have your name on skyscrapers......when you enter the Strip in Las Vegas from the south your name is on a direct sightline at the far end of the Strip. It's like an announcement that you are entering a world of gold and steel and an America presided over by you. 
   You are the Last of the American Tycoons.
   There was a time in America, before it became a Marxist wasteland, that industrialists' names were the names on everyones' lips. Their "excessive profits" from their life-changing products and creations and industrial miracles were poured into philanthropic and engineering and architectural projects that dwarf today's governmental programs of slum-building and sidewalk maintenance and tree pruning and garbage collecting and the providing of Zero Services at our so-called National "Parks" which are actually death traps where bears are protected and deified and where the visitors paying for it all with their stolen taxes are endangered and vilified as interlopers.
   America now only knows career-bureaucrats as it's "builders." Career bureaucrats building chaos and depression and extortion that rivals Sharia Law for its devastation.
   You never apologize-on-demand. You never pretend that illegal invasions by foreigners who basically hate us is good for the Country.
   You are the Last American Individual. I would rather be defeated defending Trump than be victorious by defending that human wrecking ball  Barack Obama.
   Obama would bulldoze every Trump building on earth and erect tent-housing for Muslim refugees if he thought he had a window of opportunity to get it done.
    I would love to be a fly on the wall if you and Obama were alone in a room and he said to you, concerning your empire, "You didn't do that." I would love to see what was left when the dust settled.
What has that loafing charlatan ever done except create confusion and decay. Where are his buildings. Where is Obama Tower? It's inside his head and he's standing at the top of it waving the flag of Arab Spring.
   Bring to us the New Industrial Revolution. The Marxist revolution is nothing now but debris and squalor and universal global poverty. Bring back American Enterprise. Bring back the First World so that the third world poverty-stricken can at least have hope of hauling themselves out of the dusts of the veldt and the shorelines of the Amazon and the pestholes of the Ganges.
   God bless. Godspeed. And go get those duplicitous lying worthless lazyass sons of bitches. 

Sincerely yours, 


J.J. Solari 

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Ariana Grande Stupido Con Gleem

   Ariana Grande deposited some of her saliva onto some donuts in a bakery, donuts that had not yet been sold but soon would be, but not to her.....and she got caught. She not only got caught she got caught by a very expensive security camera that takes really good videos. Sharp. Clear. In color. First rate stuff. If she had an identical twin the camera was good enough that it would still be evident it was her and not the twin. While she was sliming the donuts with her - probably - semen-laced saliva she was doing double-duty as a fuckhead by ranting against "America." A country she announced that she hates. Because America serves donuts to people who want to buy them of their own free will. This bothers her. Contaminating strangers does not bother her at all, however. Obama will come to her rescue I predict because he sees in her a soul mate.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Batman vs Superman

 


 As you know, what with the movie coming out and all, every day I get hundreds and hundreds of overland letters from people asking me, "Jaybird?....what's the deal with Batman vs Superman. Ain't they supposed to be on the same team?..... Fighting evil and wearing amazing, flamboyant attire?"
   And the fact is, yes, this is true. However it's not at all odd that they might have a quarrel or two. In the ancient days of comic books, around the 50's or 60's when Batman and Superman would intersect briefly and have conversations, Batman always was of the opinion - which he had no problem informing Superman about - Batman was always of the opinion that Superman was a complete and total dunce. He would routinely chide the Soupster - and never in a good-natured way - about his - in Batman's opinion - moronic brainpower. The "all brawn, no brain" kind of thing. Superman never got mad about any of this. 'Cause, ya know, maybe he really was stupid. I mean temper tantrums just were more or less off the table with the guy. He seemed to regard Batman as someone who maybe actually knew something Superman didn't and maybe he should try and take it all in. I guess he never did because there never was an occasion when Batman would say anything like, "Well, I see I'm finally starting to get through."

Hindu Doctor: Muslim Doctor

   The difference between a Hindu doctor and a Muslim doctor is, the Muslim doctor will actually try and kill you because murder is a virtue in Islam. The Hindu doctor will not try and kill you but if you die he won't lose any sleep over it because you are just going to come back anyway, probably as a cockroach OR.....if you died in a perfect stage of your reincarnations and at last had achieved your perfect life then you will be ascending into the Bliss of Completedness and so he did you a favor.
   Try and always get a....and you might want to sit down for this.....a CHRISTIAN doctor. Or  Jew one. The Christian doctor will pro'bly actually make an effort to keep you alive. And the Jew will pro'bly actually accomplish it.

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Solarianism: White Supremacism For The Thinking Man

   Solarianism is the exposited version of white supremacy that is actually accurate. I, JJ Solari, am the only known proprietary advocate and disseminator of Solarianism, and in fact this posting is it's first official tangible result. Eventually all white racists will be Solarians. It's inevitable. If you are white but are afraid to join a traditional white supremacist group and yet are frustrated by the Opposition's constant  journalistic attacks against you, Solarianism is here to rescue you. I know, I know, That's what L. Ron Hubbard says too, "Scientology is here to rescue you." The difference here is, he is in error. Whereas I am not. If Solarianism was an erroneous philosophy, or point of view, or  untestable theory, or religion, or political science, I would not be saying it was not. Did you follow that? Good. Perhaps what I am about to say will actually take.
   White people, as of today, July 5, 2015, in the United States, are under attack. By negroes, Mexicans, and other white people, all of them inhabiting American shores.
   White people - the sensible ones - desire to defend themselves but they don't know how. The reason being they have had their racial identity pummeled out of their brains.
   This started - at least in my own life - with the 4th grade geography books. I went to Catholic school in the 4th grade and if you are a Catholic from Boston, as I am, you would think the Church would have not had these sorts of books: they have other fish to fry. The problem is Catholic schools are run by the State.
   The geography books taught us American children about "our neighbors to the south."
   Like they're important.
   No, the important people to a 4th grader in a sane school would be the 4th grader himself, in this case a white American.
   But in an American school a white American is taught as being the villain of history.
   It begins with a trouncing of Christopher Columbus.
   It ends with a burning of the American flag, which on this date mentioned above, is the current sport of choice among inhabitants of America.
   Let's cut to the chase as we say in clicheville.
   White Christianity is the engine of human progress on this planet.
   This is not a debatable statement unless you are deranged, stupid, unemployable, a trouble-maker, a clown,  a journalist, a government employee, an elected official, a school teacher, a college student, or a welfare recipient.
   The Vikings - exclusively hailed by The Other white supremacists as being "the only white people" have contributed nothing to human progress.
   Now, I know there is a species of asshole who says "The Vikings discovered America!"
   One boatload of Vikings landed on what later became known as Fucking Labrador and not one thing changed because of it.
   Columbus landed in Fucking Cuban Guam in the Caribbean and human history has never been the same because of it.
   Why?...because Columbus was part of the White Christian Difference.
   The Vikings were part of the Great Viking No-Difference. They were just another pile of pagans living like caucasian Zulus, going around killing people for no reason, just for fun.
   Columbus wiped out an entire continent of people accidentally!
   Such is True White Power.

                                                   MORE ABOUT SKINHEADS, ETC.


   The species of "white supremacist" that are comprised of every other variety of white supremacists  than Solarians have attained legendary status in categories not usually considered legendary: lack of education; lack of attractiveness; lack of grooming; lack of factual data; lack of originality; lack of even a minor familiarity with their spiritual leader, Hitler; lack of strategy; lack of effectiveness, lack of vocabulary, lack of argumentative skills, lack of persuasional skills....and they excel in achieving the exact opposite of their intent. Only government operations exceed them in relentlessness in this final category.

   White supremacist of the "Hail Aryan" variety are particularly united in their petulant haughtyness toward Italians. Even though no one has ever heard of the Norwegian Renaissance. I am one of the few persons who actually have heard of it and it consisted of the discovery of a new kind of pastry mold, one made of metal rather than just pressing the dough against the starfish of one's anus. It also was not called the Norwegian Renaissance, it was just called "Vrlnartigen's Method."

   The Aryan Warlord variety of white supremacist also is convinced Wodin exists. He is also convinced Jesus does not. In fact the entire sphere of Christianity is every bit as disgusting and profane to him as it is to a Muslim. Why they think they are going to persuade recruits from White America and White Europe to behave like Muslims while not even offering the financial and monetary incentives that the muslim recruiters often do...beats me. Beats me why they think they can succeed at any of this.
   Wodin not only exists, the entire panoply of Germanic Valhallaism is as real to them as Darth Vader is to a Lou-ky, a George Lucas worshipper. Except the white supremacists don't dress up. Ever. In fact they dress down. They usually don't have shirts and if they do they are gay eurofag undershirts commonly called "wife-beaters." They often have tattoos, usually just for the sake of having tattoos, apparently to announce fierceness even though more women now have tattoos than do men.
   It is not known to me if the white supremacists of the non-Solarian variety are aware that the inhabitants of India and Pakistan are scientifically identified as "caucasians."
   Non Solarian white supremacists are invariably Nazis. They are not thought-out Nazis, that is to say they are far from anything you could call a Student Of National Socialism. No, they are mostly just freelance Jew haters. This is the extent of their Nazi-ism: detesting Jews. Hitler's versian of Nazi-ism was a good deal more complicated and more all-encompassing. The non-Solarian white supremacist just thinks getting rid of jews and neegrows and mexicans and italians will solve all the non-solarian Aryan's problems, even though he will still have himself to contend with and unlike all the other people he exterminated except for the negroes he will likely not have a job or even thinks he needs one. The reason they detest Jews, incidentally, is because someone told them they are required to. Reason enough, I would think, to go-along, if the consequences of not hating Jews would be to be turned down as an applicant to the Aryan Supremacy Juggernaut of Woden-cy and Valkyrie Membership Flight School and Floating Funeral Pyre Moments of Tribute and Farewell To The Fallen.
   Meanwhile these clowns are calling Galileo and Michaelangelo and DaVinci and Magellan and Marco Polo and Caesar  and Aristotle reetards.

   Their patent, out-and-out rejection of Christianity as the most potent force in human history is by far the supreme highpoint of the cone tapering to a sharp tip at the top of the Aryan Supremacist's head. This is so reprehensible a position for a white man to be taking that I find it almost impossible to not want to throw up into their mouths from sheer stomach-turning disgust. And yet Aryan Blowhards are never called-out on this. They are called-out on being ostensibly pro-"white man." Not for being anti-Christian.  So in other words, as far as I am concerned, their critics are every bit as disgusting as the people the critics are criticizing.
   Only I stand alone and apart and with fists on my hips and my cape flowing grandly in the bright rays of sunlight. I, the proprietor of Solarianism, the only form of white supremacism worth praising and worth absorbing and worth making a part of you; much as I would wish to make Jamie Pressly's vagina a part of my penis, at least for a few seconds, until the squirting stopped.

 
 
 

 

The Non-Solarian Brand of White Supremacism

   White supremacists who are not me are usually even worse people than the bunches of people they claim they are superior to. As individuals they are usually not superior to anything at all, not other people, not other animals, not other bacteria, not inanimate ore samples. They have a particular animus toward Jews. If you ask them why that is you get a screaming, enraged "because they control everything!" These are the people, remember - these Jews -  who have spent the past 70 years trying to control a parcel of land the size of a Cheez-It in the middle of Nowhere and have not had a good night's sleep in the process, ever.
   This variety of white supremacist, in addition to having an individual membership comprised exclusively of people who have never ever read a novel not accompanied by graphics of hot cartoon girls drawn in Japan by Japanese...these people are always "Vikings." Yes. They are always Vikings. Their deity is Wotan. Or Wodin. Or Yarol. Or Ragnarok. I don't remember his name. I do know he is a Swede. Or a Dane. He stands up on top of a cloud and looks down from inside an iron helmet. He sings about the "purity of the blood." He has girlfriends in Valkyrie helmets who have blond pigtails and who weigh 150 pounds and upward. They are never cute. They may have been before the weight went on but there are no pictures of them from high school anywhere. If they are anything like their followers they never went to high school.
   Intellectually and ethically they are as devoid of "the Christian virtues" as Muslims and Black Panthers and Scientologists. The difference between these three groups being Scientologists have not yet announced a philosophy or plan of open violent warfare against non parishioners. On the plus side, non-Solarian white supremacists are completely disorganized and without any understanding of the real world and are the single target of governmental disruption. They have managed to make "white supremacy" into an expression that is reacted-to when heard with universal animosity coupled with a completely unsympathetic resolve to exterminate not only the expression but anyone saying it or writing it or thinking it or hinting at it or wearing it on a t-shirt.
   Another of their sterling accomplishments is to vehemently rail against the one unifying force that is the only thing that has held them together for 2000 years and kept them at the top of the dogpile heap of pathetic humanity: Christianity. White supremacists are violently anti Christian, even though most vikings, if they were alive today and plundering, would have a lot of sympatico for a guy who single-handedly defied the Global Church and the Global State and allowed himself to be executed so that he could rise from the dead rather than unleash the fury and forces of the Universe against Palestine and Rome. They would want to know more about such a being.
   Not so the modern Vikings of the Fresno and Talahassee trailer parks. Nope, to these splendid specimens of starvation and meth-sores Jesus Christ and his namby-pamby followers who have forged what is known as Human Progress, these wimps are troublesome impediments to the onward march of skinny, tattooed Valhalla-ists who by burning swastikas into their skins and chugalugging stolen beer are declaring Wodin as their father and the bloodline of Sven Bjorgvenclaven, who is the town biscuit-maker for Hansel and Gretel, as their warrior antecedent.
   Good job, white supremacists, you have really gathered for yourselves quite an army. An army of blundering clowns. Clowns in viking helmets who nobody likes, not even other white people. Now that is some spendid leadership and organizational genius right there. I smell long terms in either Congress or SingSing for you guys.

                For more thoughts on Solarianism, my exclusive version of white racism, please see a subsequent posting which may or may not yet exist as of this moment. Thank you.


Saturday, July 4, 2015

Corporations

   The worst corporation is better than the best government. Corporations produce products. Governments produce slaves. Corporations have to entice you to buy. Governments force you to pay. Plus you get nothing for your money. With corporations they hand you an object. Very often the one you bought. Corporations have customer service. Governments have fines and imprisonment. For some reason Americans prefer government to  corporations. Probably because most americans are lazy. If you work for a corporation you have to actually do something called "job performance." If you work for a government you don't have to do anything except annoy people. Because they have to deal with you. You don't have to deal with a corporation. You can just switch channels.
   These are simple lessons and explanations but if you voice them people yell at you. That's why nobody voices them. But I'm an Italian. Getting yelled at does not bother Italians. Yelling is what we do.

Friday, July 3, 2015

New Overland Letter To Trump



Dear Donald Trump; I see Chris Christie has torn himself away from the buffet table to take shots at you. I wrote you a response you can have for free.


   "Ya know, I love Chris Christie, I think he's a terrific guy, I think the world of him - in fact a lot of people i've talked to think he IS a world. And I think that's a bit uncharitable. I don't think he's anywhere near that big. An archipelago at the most. An island chain of cholesterol surrounded by oceans of fatty acids, perhaps.
    
   I know that he does not like some of the things I say. He does not like me talking about fences. He says something to the effect 'never trust a man who talks about fences.' And I can see where he gets that; to him a fence means a barrier between him and whatever food might be on the other side of it. But like I say I love the guy. I think he really needs to get on some sort of health regimen however. I mean if he gets an embolism, the explosion is going to be so loud  it will be heard from one side of his stomach all the way around to the other. And I mean that's a circumference the orbit of Mars would be proud to have, and really, I think any planet would love to have that, I really do. 
   
   No, but I kid Chris a lot and that's because I love the guy. But I never have him over the house. I should say over TO the house: I think it's pretty clear I could not get him OVER the house. But no, what I mean is, I never have him over TO the house because let's face it he would eat more than my entire family. And I have a big family. A lot of relatives. And if you count all my wives that's over 500 people. So what would that look like: 500 people....and Chris Christie......all staring at the buffet table. Who do you think would win that race. And of course Chris would. I mean really, 500 people who are quite capable of postponing a meal or two..... facing-off against a man who needs to consume his own body weight every ten minutes or die of calorie-deprivation-based PTSD. 
   
   And let's face it, Chris is a big guy. That traffic jam he allegedly created in his home State? The story they want you to believe is that there was an entire repair crew fouling up the works. That's not the story I got. Christie was lowered in a seated position from a helicopter into the middle of the roadway and once he was on the ground the chains and ropes and girders were pulled away. And that's where he stayed. Nothing got past that roadblock for 12 hours. The only thing that thinned the traffic at all was Chris ate some of the cars. Ok, that was a cheap shot. He didn't really eat any cars. He just blocked traffic. Really. He didn't eat any cars. He just blocked traffic. For 12 hours. That's all he did. He blocked traffic. 
   
   Now I know a lot of people are claiming he is losing weight. I dont know if that's true: that he's losing the weight. I think he's keeping track of it. Wherever its going I think he's keeping an eye on it. I dont think he's losing it. 'Cause I know Chris, he's going to want it all back. He's like me, he doesn't like losing. Sure, we're talking apples and oranges here or I should say apples and barrels of cheesecake, me being the apples. But not wanting to lose is a good trait and I think he'll be back on the road to being Earth's only surface-based satellite very soon. I really mean that. 
   

   Thank you, you've been great."

Hallucination of the Day - The North Korean Airport

   Business Insider is apparently a publication operating out of an insane asylum. What they are describing is nothing like what I am seeing. Also, have you ever noticed the most commie journalists always have a Z in their last name? Check it out, see if I'm not right.
    This article is very easy to read since it was apparently written by a five year old.
   To me, what I am seeing is the smallest, ugliest airport in the universe. W
What Mr or Mrs. Zhang is seeing is the Las Vegas Strip.
   "Disconnect" is a word used a lot in modern journalism. I would say that is what is going on here. There is a disconnect between the actual airport and the one being described. The pictures and the words accompanying them contradict each other. Apparently I am supposed to read the words, look at  the pictures and nod my head in agreement with the words. Even though they in no way are related to the pictures other than by a claim that they do. The claim is implied by the way. Making things even more vague.
   See for yourself. Read the words....and look at the pictures. The words describe something the pictures do not reveal. The words proclaim wonders and marvels. The pictures proclaim an airport that could handle less human traffic than a turnstile at the bottom of the sea.
    Maybe Mr. or Mrs. Zhang just didn't want to be shot to death with anti-aircraft ordnance.

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/s/north-koreas-stunning-airport-puts-many-american-airports-140000203.html

Thursday, July 2, 2015

Am I A White Supremacist?


   The answer is yes. I will also define my terms, since everyone hates when I do that, because when I do, then I insist everyone else do it too, which they can't or won't or don't know how or some damn thing.

    I define white supremacist as someone who is convinced the "white race" is adapted to progressing while the other races are adapted to either, A: never progressing - such as the negro race or the aborigine races of North America,  or, B -  the other alternative, which is, adapted to mimicking; the "yellow" races being the prime examples, of imitating the race - the white race -  that is adapted to progressing. Following along, in other words. Like wolves followed early Man and became domesticated. So too the "following cultures" - usually "Asian" -  imitate and follow and learn from the white race and become pet-like and cute. And often also become independently entertaining in their own right without actually advancing. The Japanese being prime examples of this.
   While the "red" races and the black races do not advance, the red races at least do not impede the advancements of others, while the black races do. It is this particular anomaly that makes the black races "problematic."
   Islam also impedes progress, however they - Islamists -  do not do this instinctively, they need to be taught to do it by Mohammed. Who apparently was an excellent teacher.
   So there in a nutshell you have my racist views and beliefs and opinions! Thank you!
 

North Korean Escapee

   It's a lot like that here in many respects. But apparently, at least so far, other than people actually in prison here, I'm the only one who sees it.

http://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-defector-lifts-lid-worlds-most-secret-153322708.html

Ben Affleck

   I know nothing about Ben Affleck.  All I know about Ben Affleck is that when I hear his name or see his face all the life goes out of my body and soul. Supernatural forces then come into play from all over the ten dimensions to keep me alive until the exhaustion passes. This usually happens within 30 to sixty seconds. It could be compared perhaps to a dizzy spell although there is no dizziness to it. There is nothing to it, actually. It is like time stops and then after a while time begins again. There are no sensations of a negative kind that I can describe, it is more like I fall into a Zone of Zonelessness. There are no after effects. I guess if I really had to put it in human terms it is like a nap occurs. A kind of micro nap.
   I sometimes, not often, wonder if I have ever thought about Ben Affleck while driving.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Donald Trump

overland letter I just sent to Trump


Dear Donald Trump; ya know what?....fuck the Mexicans. They all hate us anyway. They hate gringos and always have. Mexico is the most worthless useless country on earth. They have good cigars, good tequila, good pot, good prostitutes, good coffee and good coke. When it comes to drugs and narcotics and renting-out their family members they cant be beat. As for anything else, they make the Pakistanis look downright brilliant and industrious. 
   As for NBC they might as well pack up and move to Persia or Red China, they're more protective of Islam and Marxism than even the Pope is. 
   So you've pissed off Mexico and NBC: I would call that a pretty good start. Yes i would.
   As for that beauty pageant? Frankly I'd rather watch a contest between cheerleading squads. Or pole dancers. So NBC might be doing you a favor in that regard.
   You wanna start something involving hot chicks?....start a womens' soccer league where they wear short-shorts for uniforms instead of huge floppy NBA drawers. That will get Mexico back on board: those third world shitholes love soccer. No equipment needed and you batter shit with your head. That's all a third world cranium is good for anyway, hitting things.
    You want to give Mexico something to actually bitch about? Threaten to blast a thermonuclear trench from the Rio Grande to Tierra del fucking Fuego and that will get those burro-handlers to shut the fuck up for a while. Certainly for the duration of your first term and possibly well-into your second.

   Keep at 'em, Trump, the USA's on your side. the USA that has legal residents in it, at least.,