Thursday, December 31, 2009

Finland Berserker

Some guy in Finland killed some people by shooting them in a mall and then killed himself. He was a Muslim. Drrrrrr. I'm shocked. Islam is a religion of peace. Too bad the Muslims don't know this. They think it's a religion of suicide and murder and the severing of limbs. They'll come around. They'll get it eventually. The light will go on. Islam is only 1500 years old. These things take time. We need to open Muslim schools to explain to Muslims that Islam is a religion of peace. HAHAHA some guy named Robert Spencer has a site called Jihad Watch and he calls Muslims "misunderstanders of Islam." HAHAHAHA "A misunderstander of Islam today killed his daughters for dancing and then blew up a church." HAHAHAHAHAHA

CIA Base Blown Up

HAHAHAHA Am I the only one who can see plain as day that Obama is a mole? HAHAHAHAHAHA And he ain't alone. Half of Congress is working for the Islamists. Because half of Congress is at war with Christianity. Most of them are Masons. Masonry is an Islamic partner. Half their weird decorations are Muslim in design and purpose. And this piece of shit in the niggerhouse is a dedicated, devoted, jihadist who HATES THE COUNTRY HE IS THE PRESIDENT OF!!!! But I can't really blame Nigbama for being Nigbama. I mean, that's who he is. It was plain to me the day Time magazine started preening him for office. Which was two years before the election. Like the hippies did, I blame the system: it's designed to bring the fungus to the surface. And it does. Lookit what it dragged to the surface now: an aids-infected faggot muslim psychopath and his lesbian ass-ugly high-waisted razor-toothed dragon of a wife and his two retarded dirt babies. The Peoples' Choice. We are all so damn fucked.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

My Thoughts On Cops

First of all I am not a liberal commie pinko socialist atheist piece of shit like Obama and all the Democrats in existence. But I'm not a Republican either because they are just a tad behind the first group. I am an American loyal to George Washington, Thomas Paine, and the America that existed between the defeat of the British and the establishment of Washington DC, or in other words, the America that existed for 11 years: the land of the free. And now about cops. I spent three hours today watching Sheriff John Bunnell say things like "This reckless disregard for the lives and safety of the police and innocent civilians cost this fleeing lunatic his driving privilelges because you can't drive in prison. It would have been cheaper for him to have just ridden the bus. Not tried to steal it." There will be carnage and flashing lights and piles of metal all over the place of course while Sheriff John Bunnell is lisping his way through this narration of wreckage with his bottom jaw permanently out of alignment with his upper skull. "This luntatic learned the hard way that when you try and run FROM the police, you also run OUT of a few things. You run out of road. You run out of gas. And you run out of luck." John Bunnell reads this crappy narration that someone else wrote with a sincere belief that the cops are right in everything they do and that the pursued are wrong. It's actually just the opposite. The cops cause the carnage. Now, there is not a cop in America as it exists today, or a cop in the world and probably not an American citizen either, if we have any legitimate ones actually within our borders, who would agree with that statement. They would instead be of the opinion that it is the fleeing person who is causing the carnage. And there is CARNAGE APLENTY, BELIEVE ME, when the cops start in hot pursuit. The cops are always the aggressors in these pileups of death and steaming, flaming metal that they create. If they weren't chasing someone vehicle-to-vehicle there would be none of the wrecks that fills each hour-long synopsis of cop chases that Sheriff John Bunnell snarlingly wraps his out-of-alignment lips around during each episode of "Cops In Heat" or "Cops With Boners" or "Cops Protecing Nobody" or whatever these chase shows Bunnell narrates are called. All the cops of course are convinced that they are the most innocent of all. Because they are cops. Cops by definition are in the right. Just by being cops. In reality cops are by definition in the WRONG just by being cops. Of course that sentence has the same efect on "Americans" as "Jesus is not in the Eucharist" has on Catholics and "Mohammed created Allah out of his own psychotic head" has on Muslims and
"Jesus and Yahweh are the same" has on Jews and "the Corn Dance sucks" has on Pueblo Indians. It is hair-pulling, clothes-shredding sacrilege. Cops are considered to be holy angels by Americans even though Americans feel their heartrate jump to 200 beats a minute every time they see a cop on the highway while behind the wheel themselves. The very fact that the State uses the same individual to punish and/or arrest you for making a right turn without coming to a complete stop or for not having a piece of paper that entitles you to use the road you paid for that the State also uses to punish and/or arrest you for killing your wife, your kids, your grandparents, and ten of the neighbors with a machinegun, SHOULD tell you no matter how stupid YOU are that there is something really odd about this picture. And what it should tell you is that to the State, EVERY BROKEN LAW OR NON BROKEN LAW OR ANYTHING YOU DO AT ALL CAN LAWFULLY BE PUNISHED WITH LETHAL FORCE BY ANY POLICE OFFICER IN AMERICA WITH RELATIVE IMPUNITY IF YOU RESIST OR FLEE. If you flee from a cop who wants to apprehend you for killing all the neighbors or if you flee from a cop who wants to tell you your tail lights are out, or if you flee from a cop who just wanted to borrow a quarter you are going to be pursued with equal vigor, energy, manpower, up to and including the end of your life in all instances. Cops have absolutely no problem with this. Cops are for the most part, naive, uneducated, non-introspective, unknowledgeable, goofy, headstrong, thickheaded narcissistic believers that they keep American society - get this - from chaos. Even though most police car chases end in death or injury SOMEWHERE ON THE ROAD whether or not it is within their sight. They might not even know about it. They are leaving a wake of heart attack victims and traumatised drivers of near-miss fatalities wandering out of their cars all over the highway, clutching their throats and catching their breath and having nervous breakdowns, not to mention decending into lifelong resentment and morbid disgust that their idiot protectors almost ended their lives trying to catch someone they never met. A cop is basically a brain-dead robot who is told he is saving society from total chaos by creating total chaos, by ruining the lives of strangers and fellow Americans by chasing them into fatal accidents, confiscating their property and bringing them to a place of imprisonment. And being a cop he believes it. All cops believe that endangering the human environment, wrestling with people they have never met, engaging in running gun battles with the citizenry, disrupting the lives of everyone they come into contact with during an eight hour shift and creating a feral race of super cunning elite warriors within the sprawling prison system in America - they all believe this is how you protect "people." And I have no idea who these "people" are. Because the only people cops encounter are the people on their eventually-to-be-arrested list. Which is every American citizen. There are no other people. All the people are on the arrest list. So who are the people being protected. We all qualify for American Prisons just by being Americans. That's our most basic freedom: the freedom to be arrested by an American cop and incarcerated, maybe forever, in an American prison. Cops are convinced this is good, sensible, stuff. It creates and maintains order. It sure does: with everyone in prison there is pretty much a lot of order everywhere else. In fact most people believe this: that more arrests equals more order. No: it means more chaos. No arrests means more order. But everyone believes more arrests equals more order Until they get arrested. For resisting arrest. Or until they get hit by a fleeing 3,000 lb vehicle that some idiot cop is chasing in his 3,000 lb car through thousand of other 3,000 lb vehicles, all of them travelling 60 miles an hour. Except for the cop and the pursued, of course. They're usually going a hundred and ten.

The Ultimate Vegas Entertainment Team

Above are Carrot Top, an extremely unhumorous professional comedian and Danny Bonaduce, an extremely unclassifiable well-known humanoid object. These two, between the both of them, encompass every weirdness possible for the members of our species to concoct, create, enclose, nurture, refine, expand, and be contaminated by for reasons even beyond their own personal energy and efforts to absorb. I think it is time to bring both of these two bewildering Question Marks together on the Vegas stage. We had Sigfried and Roy; we have Penn and Teller, we had Sonny and Cher, and now it is time for Bonaduce and Top. The question is, sure, this is a natural money-maker. But what would they actually DO? Well, I don't think they would have to do ANYTHING! They could be lowered from the ceiling in two cages and then once on the stage the cages could be lifted and they would just stand there and look at each other. I think within a very short time the two of them would be doing SOMETHING astoundingly stupid and crazy and narcissistic and unwatchable that would have even the people in the cheap 100 dollar seats up in nigger heaven mesmerized with disbelief. I'm tellin' ya this is more brilliant than the next James Cameron movie. This is money in the bank. All the way until one of them dies. And unfortunately that might never happen. They both like to exercize. A lot.

The Nigger In Chief Speaks To Us From Hawaii

The nigger in chief spoke about the African muslim nigger who tried to blow up - i mean damage - a plane in niggerville Michigan. He said "There was a mix of human and systemic failures that contributed to this potential catastrophic breach of security." Actually there was a muslim on a plane. THAT is what the problem was. The human and systemic failure was in not nuking Persia on Sept 12, 2001. "Human and systemic failures." Jesus. What a fucking moron. I bet he thinks that talking nigger dribble-speak like that makes him appear literate and intelligent. It does just the opposite. It spotlights his pompous and erroneous sense of superiority. But this idiot coon isn't superior to anything. Flies on a dead dog have more superiority that Balack Oboyma. When you breed a nigger to a white you dont get a smarter nigger. You get a stupider white person. And this reetard is scientific, in-your-face proof of that. Is that racist? I don't know. Is it telephone? I don't know that either. I don't know if it's racist or telephone. Either one is fine, whether it is or it isn't. Does it matter? Does it change anything? Does it make me wrong just because it's racist? Does it make me wrong just because it's telephone? I don't know. Who cares what I think. Who cares what I say. Does racist mean erroneous? I don't think so. I think racist means observant. It means you are looking at what's there and announcing it out loud. I guess a suitable synonym for racist would be "accurate." I know EYE'm comfortable with that. Whether you are or not is not anything I am concerned with. You can agree. You can disagree. Don't matter to me. We're all gonna die in the nuking that is coming and that I am sure Obama will be elsewhere when it happens. Because he's part of the Jihad. He knows it. I know it. The Muslims know it. And everyone else is watching Simon Cowell auditioning the next American Faggot.

"Don't Be Fooled" Says Michael Moore

Michael Moore, the revoltingly gross object in the top picture claims that the more attractive photo in the bottom picture is not him. "I cannot lay on my back for one thing," Moore said at a press conference convened to expose the bottom picture as fraudulent. Many of the reporters present remained unconvinced. "What is the evidence that you do not have a vagina," an AP employee called out. "How could I have one, I do not even know what one is," Moore slobbered in angry response. "And while I do have breasts, mine are larger than those," he continued. "And my belly, while sizeable, is no match for that one," he added. "I wish it WAS mine," he went on. "My guess is it's Elizabeth Taylor or Rosie O'Donnel," he said. "Maybe both." Most of the reporters said afterward that they remained skeptical. Michael Moore later ate the photo and two folding chairs.

Pelosi Demos Her Own Facelift

Nancy Pelosi, the third in line for the White House if Obama dies of aids like it looks like he's going to and if Biden dies of acute alcohol poisoning like it looks like he's going to, shows how much of her facial skin has been nailed to the back of her neck over the last two-month period of fifteen facelifts, or in her case, face haulings. She was asked who she was trying to attract via the delusion that moving all this amount of facial blanket to the back of her head would make her look desireable. She answered that she was just trying to avoid stepping on her own jowels, which, if left to their own accord would drag on the floor beneath her feet and behind her for twenty yards like a nightmare wedding train. She was asked if she could still blink. She said no and that she has had hydraulic tear ducts made of titanium installed around her perpetual "astounded" eye expressions. She said she has also had her inner labia lips pulled back behind her head and that they have been stapled up her spine like a ridge of ossified bone. She claims she has the only calcified pussy lips on record. She was asked who keeps such bizarre records. She said Bill Clinton. She was asked if her piss splashed all over the floor around the toilet when she urinated due to the stretched labia. She says she has no fluids of any kind in her parchment body and that she sounds like a cottonwood grove on a breezy day when she walks. Asked how she could be so candid about such horrific physical details she said she wasn't being candid, that she was in fact understating things, that hearing the true severity of her heinous body facts would cause the listener to collapse and die of disgust and depression. She was asked if her pussylips being drawn backward and up her ass covered her bunghole preventing the shit from coming out, she said she didnt know and that she didnt care, that it was likely just piling-up inside her "body." She was asked if she found this nauseating at all. She said no in a coy, wide-eyed, Cryptkeeper-like stare, a Niagra Falls cascade of drool pouring down some of her chins from her uncloseable mouth.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

President Hussein Demands Answers

The nigger in chief , shown here nodding off while standing, proving he has lot more black in him than white since only niggers can actually do this, has ordered that he be given answers by Thursday why the Nigerian nigger was able to almost blow up a plane. I can't believe it took this long for the Muslims to start fucking with us again after Bush got kicked out. Everyone hated Bush especially the Muslims and they spent their time after 9-11 blowing up shit in Spain and in France and in Germany and in England and in Bali and in Malaysia and in Iraq and in Pakistan and in India. But not in the USA. Well, that's all over now, folks, It's open season on American soil once again now that we have Mr Understanding asleep at the wheel and since Mr Prick has been kicked out. Oh, say, has the nigger had a special glass of beer on the white-hut lawn with the guy that corralled the Nigerian nigger? Guess not. He'll probably have a glass of beer with the Nigerian. He probably knows the guy. He knows the shooter at the army fort. Balack Obowma will probably file some sort of government lawsuit against the guy that attacked the Nigerian. Oh, and he's still being charged with "trying to damage a plane." That SHOULD be good for about 10 days at an honor farm. Why is the nigger and his family in Hawaii by the way? Niggers can't swim can they? Has Obama solved that problem too? He spends a lotta time outa the continental United States. He must smell something coming. I mean something other than boyjizz.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Nigger Update

Above is a picture taken today or yesterday of the nigger in chief. He seems to be getting whiter. He also seems to be getting sicker. If he doesn't have advanced aids I have a ten inch dick. And my mom and my three sisters who were both sucking on it last night will tell you I don't have a ten inch dick. But my brothers might say I do because they are just the most precious, gentlemanly fellows I know. Excuse me I am tear-ing up. Just a moment. Ok. Obama, the green looking cancer victim in the picture above, has declared that he will pursue the people behind this. "This" being the incident with the stupid nigger muslim who tried to set a plane on fire. Hey stupid nigger muslim president: "the people behind this" got caught. By a non-governmental citizen of a foreign country. Not to change the subject but the sight of Obama in the death throes of some African Veldt disease really cheers me up, I have to say. It's probably sleeping sickness because every time he talks it sounds like he's going to nod off after every third word. "I am sure..........that the Amrican people........will find the meet this crisis.........with a vigor.......and determination.......that the rest of the world..........will applaud." Jesus fucking tap dancing hula hooping log rolling Christ. This guy is in charge of my life? We gotta really take a look at this "democracy" thing everyone says is so fucking great in this Country. If it can put a piece of shit like Hussein Nigbama in the potentate seat then something is really really wrong with democracy. It just might be even more fucked up than jury duty.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Luxor Revisted

The Luxor, written about here before, I believe in February, and it's swift decline in quality being reported on, is still on the downswing. We stayed there the four days before Jesusmas because the bargain rate was in progress. However the bargain rate, it turns out, has a lot of hidden costs. One of them is the "resort fee." Which is political mud-talk for "room rate." So the room rate was whatever it was plus the additional room rate which was another handful of money. Plus some tax. Nevada must make billions in taxes every year but doesn't do anything with it. Except for Las Vegas and Reno - built by the Mob - Nevada is all desert. So I guess it just goes into the elected officials' pockets. Not a bad deal. I think the only thing the State of Nevada operates is a jail system. Apparently a lot of people go there because Las Vegas itself has only well-behaved people in it. I guess all the rest are in a Nevada jail. To return to the Luxor, the "bargain" rates only apply to the pyramidal building. Not to the two more-conventional straight up and down additions built later. We were on the 25th floor. Up that high in a hollow pyramid the perimeter of the floor is a lot shorter than if you are on the 3rd floor. You are up in the "nose" or the top of the "cone." You cannot see the casino floor from up there because the casino has a floor built over it at about the level of "story 3" that covers all of the casino and houses a really brutally ordinary food court with about 5 varieties of low-grade fast food and some stores selling Luxor shit that are never open, and the "theaters" which house Carrot Top, the ugliest and freakiest and most unhumorous comedian on earth, a topless show that is, well, a topless show, and Chris Angel, a magician who never wears a shirt and pretends to be a rock guitar player by wearing the uniform of a Motley Crue or Poison band member, two groups that suck and that nobody remembers. This level also has a carnival booth that sells videos of tourists pretending to be on a flying carpet that is then computer-installed into a
previously-produced amalgam of scenes from the strip filmed from ground level and from helicopter level. The tourists are placed on a slightly rotating piece of wood or something covered in green and in a green environment the size of a kitchen and a man yells at them with a microphone and tells them what to do on the carpet so that when them and the previously-filmed backrounds are put together it looks like they are interacting with the town. It's wild. It's zany. It's goofy, happy fun. So these pathetic Persians, fat Mexicans, and nerdy zany Hindus, they have to fall, and lean, and bounce around, all the while the man with the mike is yelling at them to "fall down!" and then he screams "whoaaaaaaaaa!" real loud to kind of get an energy level going. I don't know if it works with the Mexicans but at 11 oclock at night it gets the energy levels of the people on the 25th floor going pretty good. The sound from the bottom of the Luxor Pyramid bounces around in the upper cone of the building really really effectively! There is also a 24 hour loop of elevator music that plays along a roofless corridor that leads to the Mandalay Bay walkway that can be heard a lot clearer at 4 AM than it can be heard at 3 in the afternoon. All the tobacco smoke from the past 20 years of the Luxor's existence is still floating around in the upper cone of the building. Not that I care myself, but it ain't what I would call
a luxury smell in an allegedly upscale hotel. The Luxor staff of dilapidated "guards" who are all dressed in baggy black uniforms and look sloppier than dirt-poor, white-wrinkle-shirted, gold-braided, epaulet-festooned Scientologists, go apefire with anger if they see you taking pictures in the huge sign-in lobby. No picture-taking anywhere in the Luxor my friend. I don't care if you traveled here from the Andromeda Galaxy to see the place and spend your fortune at the slot machines, no photos. This is the Luxor, my naive friend, the pesthole of the Strip, and we do NOT want anyone to see what it looks like before paying. And even then you can't take pictures. The only ones who obey the guards are the ones being actually humiliated by them. Meanwhile all around the shocked areas of guest-humiliation ten million other people are all taking pictures. But one of THEM will be next to come under attack. Meanwhile all the others will continue taking pictures. None of the restaurants are open at the Luxor. There are bright signs everywhere telling you to eat here or there but when you go here or there the places are empty and there are no signs telling you why or for how long. I assume they are empty because Luxor staff is lazy and that they will remain closed for eternity or until the lazy Luxor staff rouses itself to action. The Tacos&Tequilas was closed, Company was closed, The Cat House was closed, Fusia was closed, LAX was closed, but the buffet was full. Good luck getting to eat there, though: they had a "bargain" rate for the buffet: all three meals for one low price of 29.99. So if you already paid, you pretty much better eat there, right? Well, I hope you brought some food in your pants, my frin, because the line for the buffet at mealtime was longer than the hidden-fees list on the hotel receipt. And you can't go somewhere else, pal, you already paid to eat on the other side of the line that you are now standing stock-still in. Tough it out, dude. Like with everything else at the Luxor. Tough it out. It builds character. You want that, don't you? Character? Whatever that is? Well, good. Cause you're gonna get a cloaca full of it at the Luxor. I was walking around outside the Luxor at a place where there were no people, and a gate-bar crashed down onto my head and then went immediately back up again. There were no moving cars in the vicinity. I was the only thing moving. And after the bar hit my head even I stopped moving for a while. For some reason I did not lose my temper. It was like it was being held in check by supernatural means. Very often when I make violent and surprise contact with an inanimate object I destroy the inanimate object. It usually happens before I can even stop to wonder if I should or should not destroy the thing. For some reason I didn't go through this process. I just shook it off and wandered on, wondering why it had happened at all and spent a lot of time conjecturing if demons were pursuing me. Or angry dead human spirits. But i eventually decided that that was a pretty complex and very involved explanation for an event that was probably more likely caused by me tripping an electronic relay, since it was an area for cars and not pedestrians. Still, it would not have happened at the Wynn or the Bellagio or even Circus Circus. However it would and did happen at the Luxor.

Janet Napolitano

Janet Napolitano, the dumbass cunt that is one of your high-level wardens, said on tv yesterday that air travellers are very safe and that the guy that tried to blow up a plane in niggerville America, was dealt with because of all the rules the FAA has declared to make us safe. She must have forgot that the bomb that the nigger muslim managed to get on board the FAA guarded plane had a faulty detonator. And THAT'S why air travel in America continued to be safe. What a fucking piece of shit cunt she is. The nigger in chief appointed her because she's a lesbian. Democrat men love lesbians because democrat men liked to be yelled at by women. It reminds them of mom when she was yelling at them and then would masturbate them to make it all better. The dyke Homeland Security bitch said "the system worked." Well, the system worked but that's not what saved about 300 people. It was the bomb NOT working that saved them. In an added note of comedy, the Muslim piece of Allah-assfucking shit is being charged with trying to damage a plane. Not with 300 counts of attempted murder. I guess Obama - who I notice is all over the place on this incident assuring us that he is guarding us wisely - I notice Obama is making sure that when this guy gets out of jail for "attempting to damage a plane - which will be about in ten minutes, that he will be still young enough and healthy enough to try to damage another plane later on. The nigger in chief actually knew the guy on the army post who shot a bunch of soldiers. I bet he knows this guy too. That fucking Obama knows a LOT of Muslim Jihadists personally I notice. How come that ain't an issue with the fucking worthless Obama-sucking "press".

Friday, December 25, 2009

Gone For Christmas

I been in Las Vegas celebrating the birth of Jesus and the birth of strippers. Has the middle east been nuked yet?

Sunday, December 20, 2009


Worldvision gives me the fucking creeps. I can smell the con from here. When they start hauling orphan kids in front of the camera and some creep with a beard and who never fucked anything older than 5 tells you about how your money will buy a fucking goat for little Paco in Africa and the kid's on this creeps knee looking all traumatised like his boner is pushing against her ass and she aint real happy about it, you gotta know it's all bullshit and lies and screw you sucker. Unicef, Care, Worldvision, Unesco, jesus christ people have a clue. I guess there's no point in saying that look what the people of earth think is god: a fucking half breed faggot nigger jugeared fucking muslim commie gay-bait fuck with the ugly lezzie razor-toothed wife.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

USA Question

The USA has more people in jail and prison than any other country on earth. But the USA is the free-est country on earth. What am I missing, cause there's something wrong with this equation. Both these statements cant be true. But it is verifiable with a headcount that the first statement is true. So is it possible the second statement is NOT true? Then what are the Democrats and the Republicans talking about with all this "the rights and freedoms we enjoy." Help me out.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Obama Is Gay

I can say with no fear of reprisal that Obama is actually a faggot. He is on the cover of GQ this month. He has been on Mens' Health: Rolling Stone: Time: and now GQ. What that MEANS is that Barak Obama sucks mens' penises and takes mens' penises into his asshole. It's no longer a matter of conjecture. Obama's a queer. He fucks men, he blows men, men blow him, he is a faggot. A homosexual. The world can stay in denial about it, I don't care. He's a faggot. Give me ten minutes with the little douche, I'll have him signing a confession in his own anal blood. And he'll be loving it.

Funny Anti Muslim Site

Their motto is "It isn't Islamophobia if they're really trying to kill you." HAHAHAHAHAHA

Third Funniest Email Of The Day

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Second Funniest Email Of The Day

"The couple that snuck into the White House without any credentials."

Funny Email Of The Day

The Only Man On Earth With Balls

His name's Robert Spencer. Here's his deal:

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sarah Palin And Creationism

I ain't gonna read Sarah Palin's book because politicians write horrible books. Not one of them is worth reading. They all
"state their cause." Who needs to know a politician's cause. Their cause is to live job-free on the backs of taxpayers. That's their cause. If one of them would actually admit it that would be an honest politician. Now I ain't read her book but I HEAR that she says she is a Creationist. A Creationist is someone who proclaims Darwin to be in error. Even though all Darwin did was look at what is going on and report it. Then other people looked and saw the same thing and eventually everyone agreed, yeah, that seems to be what's going on. It was right there to look at. They all saw it. They all said "Hey, Darwin's right. Smart guy!" Darwin didnt CREATE the theory of evolution. He discovered it. It was laying there and he picked it up and looked at it and told everyone else. He did this by going outside. Outside the house. Out where the stuff is. On the earth. Where we are. Now then regarding Creationists. CREATIONISTS are insane. They are not just in error, they are not just mistaken, they are not just misinformed, they are not just sleepy, they are not just playing a joke. THEY ARE INSANE!! There is not a Creationist on earth who has actually read the Bible that they claim to be defending. They have just listened to someone who ALSO did not ever read the Bible and they took notes and then started telling other people the same thing. All without actually checking with the Bible that they feel a very strong need to defend. I don't know what they think they are defending it against. If it needed defending it would not exist today. It would have been....I dunno....buried. Destroyed. It would be out of print. The Bible does not need defending. Anyone who defends the Bible is saying God can't handle his own shit. If it's really God's "word," whatever that means, it's also God's problem. God doesn't need defending. Now these defenders of the Bible - that is never under attack by the way. Nobody has ever successfully proven anything about the Bible to be wrong. It's is an accurate historical record that has never been in dispute IN FIVE THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS!!! SO IT'S PROBABLY TRUE!!! In other words the Bible has never come under serious analytical scrutiny by skeptics who have discovered anything out of whack with it. It just ain't ever happened. This CANNOT be said about the fucking KORAN!! which is not a historical account of anything. It's one guy
making statements uncorroborated by history or any other human. It's just pronouncements created by A PLAGIARIST!! He REWROTE the Bible. And turned it into a fucking rulebook from hell. Mohammed couldn't even come up with his own shit. He had to undo God's shit. Even L. Ron Hubbard came up with an original tale. He didn't rewrite the bible. Although he did say Christ never existed. Which is incorrect. Even Jews, Christ's killers, admit Jesus existed. As forll the other religions on earth?....they never come under scrutiny or debate or controversy. Everyone knows that they are merely "ways of looking at things" and are completely internalized experiences or philosophies. Ways to make your life "more peaceful" during your shitty walk through hell here on earth. No, it's only the FUCKING BIBLE that people have "problems" with. That alone tells me it's ok. Everyone hates it. Must be good. On the other hand everyone hates Jar Jar Binks. Something I always keep in the back of my mind. These defenders of the Bible against Darwin are convinced that Darwin said humans come from apes. He never said that. He never said it because he never observed it. He only talked abut things he watched and observed and took notes on. Things that were happening right here and right now. Creationists reading this are hearing this for the first time. They are going "Ummmm.....what??....."
Because they're dumb. They have NO idea what the hell they are talking about. Creationists make Obama look smart. And this is an Anti Obama blog. Big time. That's how dumb Creationists are. They make the person I consider stupider than a fucking
martian goat, they make that dumbass nigger idiot look smart. Very smart by comparison. The Creationists not only think Darwin said man came from apes they are also are of the opinion that the Bible says God created "man." The Bible does not state that. The Bible states that God created Adam. And then Eve. Not "mankind." Adam and Eve created "mankind" BY FUCKING APES!!! And they did it AT LUCIFER'S DIRECTION!!! SO IF ANYTHING LUCIFER CREATED MAN NOT GOD!!! Hence.....anyone?.....Hence we needed REDEEMING!!! Now THAT is a very long story and I don't want to get into it. What I DO want to get into is that the Bible does not say God created mankind. It says God created two particular individuals. WHO I MIGHT ADD ARE NOW DEAD!! What God created died. What Adam and Eve created lives on. If you can call a socialistic planet of the apes living. So Creationists are way beyond retarded. They are actually evil. They are claiming to be "true Christians." Well "true Christians" you are making a laughing stock out of Christianity. Now who is it that makes his existence "proving" God to be an idiot like himself and making a laughing stock out of Christianity. Here's a hint: it's not Darwin.

Merry Christmas

I'm for putting the Christ back in Christmas and for putting the tits back in...... well, Christmas too, I guess. Merry motherfucking Christmas you fucking motherfuckers!!! And to all a good fucking!!!!

21st Century American Politics In A Nutshell

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; 'How did the human race start?'
Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; They had children; and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl went to her father and said, 'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'

The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'

Monday, December 14, 2009

Typical Nigger

One of the Yahoo "features" is a clip of a Niggerball player named Blebon or Neblulon or Buvan or Lebron James jacking some french fries from a white kid in the audience. He just sticks his sweaty, testicle-hacking, saliva-smeared hand into the kid's food. Normal. It's normal behavior for niggers. Don't mean nuthin'. It's cool. Like the nigger that took the mike from that white singer in the middle of her acceptance speech and just took over. Pretty soon the niggers will start raping white women in the stands at Niggerball and raping the white entertainers at the podium. The white man will laugh and say It's all good. Because to a nigger or a wigger everything IS all good. Murder, rape, burglary, theft, lying, picking your ass and then sticking your hand into a white kid's fries. It's all good. And the KID had no problem with it either. Kleebulon James coulda stuck his fucking dick in there and the kid woulda laughed. Cause niggers can do what they want. We gave them an inch. And they took the whole football field, the stadium, and all the cars in the parking lot. And who would stop them. They're niggers. They've suffered enough. We owe them. It's their due. God bless Black America: soon to be changed by executive order of the Kenyan-in-Chief to it's original African name of Gubummba Boowimbee. Butumbi bless Gubummba Boowimbee. Ahmen.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Nye Befo' Cripnih - Nigger Version

I didn't write this. Just passin' it on.

Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat Obama gunna brang us our stimulous checks.

All of da family, was layin' on da flo',
my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".

I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary ,
On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy .
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?

Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch..he don did dis befo!"
He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, da sonofabitch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Special Request

If anyone ever comes across the Satanic demon that has been handling the long inexplicable career of Jon Bon Jovi, please let me know, I want to congratulate the - whatever it is - on a magnificent job. Jon Bon Jovi has been singing the exact same horrible song for 40 years and there is no lessening of his popularity and reputation as a genius singer and song writer. Jon Bon Jovi is the Barak Obama of the entertainment world. I can only assume, based on the results that the same demon is managing the careers of both untalented performers.


See's candy is the last remaining dinosaur of a forgotten America when you could do what you wanted. One of the things Mary See wanted to do was make candy. There is no better confectioner on earth than See's. Atom for atom you are getting not just candy but a strange fulfilling nutrition of flavor and quality and individual personal human attention. See's is so good and such a grim reminder to shit-buckets like Barak Obama of what America really means that it is very likely that See's is already on his personal radar as a hated icon of a once free America. I predict his empty headed white followers at the "justice" department will figure out some way to shut See's down so that nothing is left of the age of individual family enterprise that obscured with a bright light the cloudy deathlike murk of government controls. See's at the moment is owned by people who don't make candy for a living, it is owned by people who gamble on the stock market. So there is a chance that the government created Minime entity, the corporation, will erode the last island of quality in America through the rusting effects of "economizing." One way or another See's is doomed no matter how good the candy is. Because having a quality product that everyone wants is not enough. You have to suck bureaucrat ass, and Real Americans just don't do that. That's something niggers and white trash and illegal aliens do.

Mombassa Obama Dating

The younger of the two Obama whelps, Mombassa, has shown the sexual precociousness of her race by selecting a breeding bull of her own choosing and latching her legs around him in the tradtitional Hottentot "man clamp." Usually, like dogs snagged and hogtied in dog-intercourse, it is impossible for the male to escape this hold and because he finds it so arousing scenes like this one always end in fertilization. Thus the Obama dynasty is well on its way to fruition giving us our Black Kennedys followed by photos of footballs being thrown in a sissyfied manner at the seashore.

Michelle Wows Audiences At Designer Ball

This year's Gay and Lesbian Fashion Designer's Ball held in the Congressional Building, the center of gay and lesbian activity on planet earth, was a whopping as in huge success thanks in large as in whopping part to the chic and stylish gown worn by the First Lesbian, Michelle Obama, who for this event used her maiden name of Michelle Tractor-Farts Buttflop, of the Fire Island Buttflops. Michelle Tractor-Farts discarded her razorwire picket fence dentures for this occasion in order to remind herself to stop biting the penises and balls off any male who came close and to better focus on her carriage and grooming and hostess charms. Michelle provided the hors douvres for the event consisting of elephant heads dipped in human blood, goat piss drunk out of shit buckets and Big Macs.

The First Children Play Dress-Up

The two Obama girls, Mombassa and Tanganyika, are here modeling the gowns they will be wearing to many of the after-parties celebrating their father's "winning" of the Nobel Peace Prize given to faithful Masons who have promoted the advancement of socialism and Islam throughout the world and have made the planet safer for Masons and Shriners and other purveyers of the Dark Arts and the eradication of Jesus Christ from the halls of record and memory other than in negative connotations. He certainly earned it. He, as Jesse Jackson often says of himself "ih KWAL-ifide." There has been some suggestion which the Obamas flatly deny that the girls are picking up a few extra pounds and that neither one of them is particularly, how can I put this, bright. In fact it has been said that the dog the Obamas hired to be their own has a greater repertoir of abilities than both of the girls put together. I am of course using the expression "both of them put together" in the arithmetical sense and not the spacial sense. We have placed both of them together in the spacial sense for this picture but care has been taken to take the picture outside, on terra firma, with the bulk and solidity of the planet beneath them. We have not taken the picture of the two of them together inside of a man made structure for clear and obvious load-bearing reasons. Tanganyika was asked in a clear gesture of sarcasm by the reporter how she maintained her lithe and supple figure to which she replied "If yall mean how duz I cum by dis man-pleasin' all-emcumpassin total-body boootay? be de Big Macs and de femch fies. Ite." Mombassa was asked if she had any boy friends yet. "Bumbaloola Imbee twimbee patummba gumbalumba
yo tembo ooga booga!!!!" she replied which means "Get away from me for you are the crocodile men come to steal my soul and feed it to the
pootammba devil!!!" Which is not true. That is not who we are and that is not why we were there.

Friday, December 11, 2009


I get emails from two anti Muslim sites, Jihad Watch and some reformed Muslim named Shoebat. Sometimes Shoebat has some Jew on board to whine abut how tough the Jews have it. By reading these Jews, these hard core Semitic non Christians, I have learned that they will not write the letters God. They write G-d. So does that Jew woman on Atlas Shrugs who lifted Ayn Rand's book title, apparently with no shit from the Rand estate. So these hard core Jew won't write God. They're explanation is that they are not worthy. HAHAHA no shit, sherlock. You sure ain't. But I see it as a kind of arrogance disguised as piety. It's as though they are saying they are SO important that they are only going to give a courtesy mention to their deity, excuse us if we omit a letter or two. It's our way of reminding God that it's Us Jews who are number one. We kindly and with great graciousness give our deity two of his three letters. It's even more fucked up than that. The Jew diety isnt "god." it's Yahweh. Jews. They're impossible. I guess I ain't the first fucker to ever notice that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA It gets even more fucked up. Before the Jews knew who their deity was by name he was just this thing that did stuff. So they all wanted to know his name. because everyone else had deities with names and the Israelites thought they should to. So they whined and nagged and their deity said it don't matter what me name is but they kept whining and nagging. Israelis, you understand. So the deity said my name is I Am What Am. That means i am the thing that has no creator i just exist because that is my nature and there is nothing else in creation that can make that claim but me because i made verything else." That what I am what am means. This somehow in Jew language came out to be YHWH. They don't have vowels, these Jews. So after nagging and nagging to learnt their deity's name, now that they knew it they forbade anyone to actually say it. Jews. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Why The Swiss Don't Care What The Muslims Think

Recently the Swiss banned the building of minarets in their country. The Muslims immediately raised unholy hell and threatened all kinds of the usual Muslim Mayhem. Here's why the Swiss don't give a shit what the Muslims threaten to do.

America Is Nigger Heaven, White Boy

Dr. Dennis Will Fuck You Now

What should i get engraved on a zippo for my boyfriend?

i havnt been with him that long onli a month but we have been bestfrends for 9months
i dont want to get something to lovey dovey cause its only been a month
helppp pleaseee
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"EAT ME BABY" would be nice.

Are there any mother-daughter look a like competitions happening soon?

i look exactly like my mom. people think we're twins. there has to be a competition for that somewhere..??
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My sister looks so much like my mother sometimes my dad has sex with her by mistake.

Gene Barry, who played the well-dressed man of action in the television series "Bat Masterson," "Burke's Law" and "The Name of the Game," has died at age 90 of unknown causes,


Im 14 and me and my girlfriend had a dinner at her house and something happened and i fingered her.?

now thats the only thing she talks about to me and sunday i went to her house and she made me do it again why
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I hope you washed your finger before you ate dinner.

Straight guys: would you accept a blow j*b from a gay guy?

Say if he was really good and he swallowed, you know him quite well but your not gay. It doesn't mean anything, either. Would you let him?
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If you keep your eyes closed you could get a BJ from your mother and it would feel good.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Roads

Whenever someone asks me "Well, Mr. Cranky, what form of government do YOU advocate, you're so goddamn smart" I always say "None." This NEVER goes down well. Ever. There's always, well there'll be chaos and mayhem, and I say no there won't, everyone in America is armed and the white people actually know how to shoot so there wouldn't be much chaos, but if there was, if that's the way everyone wanted it, only white people would be left, and they know how to more or less get along. Except for the 1% that would be assholes. They wouldn't last long." The next thing usually said, if they're still there, is "But who would build the roads!!!!" Like we gut someone doing a great job of that now. However the snowstorm yesterday on "the grapevine," a 4700 foot El. pass between Los Angeles and the San Joaquin Valley brought pretty much home to anyone with eyes - which is nobody - that a fucking masturbating cat could handle the highway system better than the State of California can. The drivers in a fifteen miles, four lanes wide, clog of vehicles were forced by the State Police to remain in their vehicles for 16 hours during a snowstorm, thank you, while yours sincerely, "we-the-police," however, will travel up and down the hills in the median and come and go and stop to shit and piss and go back to the station and eat donuts and make sure all you bastards who are paying our salaries and who paid for this road will fucking suffer and hopefully die of freezing. Yeah, it would be a shame if road-building and road maintenance was in the hands of a road owner instead of a road imbecile bureaucrat. Who I guess at the moment would be a pussywhipped, botoxed, skin-pulled German fag who still can't pronounce kaleefoneeah.

Time Magazine's Newest Agenda: Turning America Into Africa

Time magazine, the entity that directs political traffic in America and the entity all politicians fear and suck the grungy cock of, is proclaiming the new age of AMERICA, the Bangladesh Period of our backward development with the news that - if Time magazine has its way - that we will not be using toilets, we will be, by law, collecting our shit and piss and making compost. Sawdust instead of precious water will be used to "eliminate" it. Time Scientists don't say if we will be forced to cut our own trees to flush our buckets. Well, cover the shit in our buckets. Nothing will be flushed. Water - extremely rare on this planet - will be saved. We cannot squander water. There is very little of it at the rate it is being consumed by the consuming. You will need a year to turn you shit into compost. So you will likely need warehouses: 8 month old shit - 9 month old shit - that sort of thing. Some extra acreage. And the diversion of all your attention to your shit and piss. Just like a Kenyan today. Shit and piss is all they know. They take it to an even more civilized and advanced step however, they eat it!!!!! Kenyans are the perfect ecological machines. They eat their shit and piss. Time magazine wants us to do this too. And what Time wants Congress always eventually provides. You will use this compost from your own ass in your garden. You WILL have a garden. That will be mandated. The details, like the rebates, will be worked out. What's important is that we are all niggers now.

Saving The Seagal Show

By incorporating the one other gigantic tub of useless self-centered guts on the planet - Penn Jillette - as the co-pilot on all Stevan Seagal crime calls, the two of them always being together, I think would drag the show, already boring, down five more fathoms to a level of boringness that would actually make it interesting! Sometimes Nature operates this way: a thing is one way and then you add a ton more of the one-wayness to it and it becomes something altogether different. Like when you cool something far enough it becomes a DIFFERENT kind of cool, it becomes supercool and it can conduct electricity ten million times better than it could when it was just frozen beyond belief. You freeze it Even More Beyond Belief and it just snaps into some new more interesting state. So too with Steven Seagal: Lawman. You take the stupid show and add a ton more stupidity to it and it WHAM - becomes interesting!! For all the wrong reasons, of course. The only person self-absorbed enough and personally fat enough to match Seagal calorie-for-calorie for sheer emptyness-of-noggin is Penn Jillette. These two blabbering blubbering eyesores would not be able to focus on anything else except getting in the last word with each other. Seagal would be lecturing Jillette on the wisdom of the Ancient Ones and Jillette would be calling him a superstitious asshole and Seagal would be hyperventilating and trying to kick Jillet - who weighs more than the Reichstag - out of the would never end. It would be great.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Teenage White Niggers

I was at the mall today and some teen ager asked me if i could "spare some change." White kid. Nuthin' wrong with him. I said "For what." This kinda threw him and he went back to his three white buddies and they weren't too happy with him. I guess this is the new phase of white kids wanting to be niggers: muggings. Being white they had it all wrong. This wasn't even close to a muggiing. Just for ONE there were three trillion people in the immediate vicinity. But there is a chance that these guys that put the smallest one up to this simply figured that the nigger president was giving money to everyone maybe everyone acted like this. Guess I can't blame 'em none. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA It wasn't all bad news at the mall. While my Ol' Lady was in some store I hung around outside, looking over the rail and some hot milf was at the rail with her stuff on the floor and adjusting things inside the bags. I went over and said "My penis asked me to come over here and find out your name." Turns out her name was Fuck You. Chinese chick.

Monday, December 7, 2009

The Associated Press School Of Unbiased Journalism

This is from today on the Yahoo News Propaganda In Your Face Today:

"y H. JOSEF HEBERT and DINA CAPPIELLO, Associated Press Writers – 27 mins ago
WASHINGTON – The Obama administration took a major step Monday toward imposing the first federal limits on climate-changing pollution from cars, power plants and factories, declaring there was compelling scientific evidence that global warming from manmade greenhouse gases endangers Americans' health."

Let's see what you think that says and what it really says. You think it says that greenhouse gasses endanger Americans' health. What it actually says is that global warming endangers American's health. So as long as the earth keeps "heating up" - whatever that means....prepare to get fucked in the ass by some new laws forbidding you to use machines. Simple plow-tools only, folks, please. And we don't really mean please.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

This Man Has Been Put In Charge Of Saving Earth.

This is Habib Habab Hababa. He is the head of the world global warming fuck America in the ass Council. I personally think it's bin Laden. With just a little bit of facework done. Obama's dying of cancer and this would amuse him to have some fun with the planet on his deathbed. I like that hair. Dude! Chicks laugh at this ploy. He's, like, trying to attract 13 year old boys though so it might work. To a geeky thirteen year old anxious to get a whackjob from anyone other than himself this MIGHT look hot. Seems to work with priests that do it. HAHAHAHAHA

Most Dangerous Life Form On Earth

It's hummingbirds. They are absolutely invincible because they are so fast and so insanely small and they FLY and i dont mean just fly, they can fly backwards and sideways in addition to forwards, and they can just hover in mid air like a flying fucking saucer and if you are stupid enough to attract them to your house with a FEEDER eventually they WILL poke their footlong mosquito-small swords into your eye and suck out the fluids and collapse your eyeball into a white deflated mini-tarp, and zip away before you even know what the fuck happened. When you see a blind man?..... they always say it was an accident or a birth defect or GLASS or something that fucked them up but 99 times out of a hundred it was caused by a hummingbird. I dont think the blind people even know what made them blind or maybe they just repress it because jesus christ a hummingbird?.... but if you just grill them long enough: one time in school there was this blind kid who i didnt like anyway but one day i asked him why he was blind and he said his mother had the measles. That just PISSED ME OFF for some reason and he had
his little tie on and i wrapped it once around his neck and said "LIAR!! WHAT WAS IT!! WHAT REALLY BLINDED YOU!! He gurgled "H-h-humm-ing....bird....." "Fuckin'A RIGHT it was a hummingbird you fat fuck" I said. I let go of his dorky little tie and pushed him with my foot off the 6th bleacher seat that we were sitting on at the time. Naturally he could not brace for his impact because being blind he had no clue when it would occur. And so, being blind, he was injured a hundred times worse than he would have been if he wasn't blind. But then if I he wasn't blind I wouldn't have kicked him off the bleachers. So he was just shit outa luck all over the place. And all because of hummingbirds.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Muslim Allah-Buttfucking Near-Jews

This is an email going around. Seems like a good one. Do I care if it's true? Fuck no. I'd toss Muslims off a plane if they were dead-in-transit in coffins. Just for having an Arab name be enough for me.

I, Gene Hackemack, received this email from my good friend Tedd Petruna, a diver at the NBL facility [Neutral Buoyancy Lab], at NASA Houston, whom I used to work with. Tedd happened to be on this same Flt. 297, Atlanta toHouston.
In my opinion, the muslims are all getting very brave now, since they have one of their own in the white Tedd's story below.
Semper Fi
Gene Hackemack

PS...can you imagine, our own news media now are so politically correct that they are afraid to report that these were all muslims...unbelievable. Thank God for people like Tedd Petruna.

A. Gene Hackemack
979-251-2310 cell & home
8725 Hwy 290 W
Brenham TX 77833

----- Original Message -----
To: undisclosed-recipients
Sent: Friday, November 27, 2009 11:32 AM
Subject: Long story short....
One week ago, I went to Ohio on business and to see my father. On Tuesday, November the 17th, I returned home. If you read the papers the 18th you may have seen a blurb where a AirTran flight was cancelled from Atlanta toHouston due to a man who refused to get off of his cell phone before takeoff. It was on Fox.

This was NOT what happened.

I was in 1st class coming home. 11 Muslim men got on the plane in full attire. 2 sat in 1st class and the rest peppered themselves throughout the plane all the way to the back. As the plane taxied to the runway the stewardesses gave the safety spiel we are all so familiar with. At that time, one of the men got on his cell and called one of his companions in the back and proceeded to talk on the phone in Arabic very loudly and very aggressively. This took the 1st stewardess out of the picture for she repeatedly told the man that cell phones were not permitted at the time. He ignored her as if she was not there.

The 2nd man who answered the phone did the same and this took out the 2nd stewardess. In the back of the plane at this time, 2 younger Muslims, one in the back aisle, and one in front of him, window, began to show footage of a porno they had taped the night before, and were very loud about it. Now..they are only permitted to do this prior to Jihad. If a Muslim man goes into a strip club, he has to view the woman via mirror with his back to her. (don't ask me..I don't make the rules, but I've studied) The 3rd stewardess informed them that they were not to have electronic devices on at this time. To which one of the men said "shut up infidel dog!" She went to take the camcorder and he began to scream in her face in Arabic. At that exact moment, all 11 of them got up and started to walk the cabin. This is where I had had enough! I got up and started to the back where I heard a voice behind me from another Texan twice my size say "I got your back." I grabbed the man who had been on the phone by the arm and said "you WILL go sit down or you Will be thrown from this plane!" As I "led" him around me to take his seat, the fellow Texan grabbed him by the back of his neck and his waist and headed out with him. I then grabbed the 2nd man and said, "You WILL do the same!" He protested but adrenaline was flowing now and he was going to go. As I escorted him forward the plane doors open and 3 TSA agents and 4 police officers entered. Me and my new Texan friend were told to cease and desist for they had this under control. I was happy to oblige actually. There was some commotion in the back, but within moments, all 11 were escorted off the plane. They then unloaded their luggage.

We talked about the occurrence and were in disbelief that it had happen, when suddenly, the door open again and on walked all 11!! Stone faced, eyes front and robotic (the only way I can describe it). The stewardess from the back had been in tears and when she saw this, she was having NONE of it! Being that I was up front, I heard and saw the whole ordeal. She told the TSA agent there was NO WAY she was staying on the plane with these men. The agent told her they had searched them and were going to go through their luggage with a fine tooth comb and that they were allowed to proceed toHouston. The captain and co-captain came out and told the agent "we and our crew will not fly this plane!" After a word or two, the entire crew, luggage in tow, left the plane. 5 minutes later, the cabin door opened again and a whole new crew walked on.

Again...this is where I had had enough!!! I got up and asked "What the hell is going on!?!?" I was told to take my seat. They were sorry for the delay and I would be home shortly. I said "I'm getting off this plane". The stewardess sternly told me that she could not allow me to get off. (now I'm mad!) I said "I am a grown man who bought this ticket, whose time is mine with a family at home and I am going through that door, or I'm going through that door with you under my arm!! But I am going through that door!!" And I heard a voice behind me say "so am I". Then everyone behind us started to get up and say the same. Within 2 minutes, I was walking off that plane where I was met with more agents who asked me to write a statement. I had 5 hours to kill at this point so why the hell not. Due to the amount of people who got off that flight, it was cancelled. I was supposed to be in Houston at 6pm. I got here at 12:30am.

Look up the date. Flight #297 Atlanta to Houston.

If this wasn't a dry run, I don't know what one is. The terrorists wanted to see how TSA would handle it, how the crew would handle it, and how the passengers would handle it.

I'm telling this to you because I want you to know..
The threat is real. I saw it with my own eyes..

-Tedd Petruna

A. Gene Hackemack
979-251-2310 cell & home
8725 Hwy 290 W
Brenham TX 77833

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Africanisatan Chieftain President Ruler King Mullah Imam Pope Dictator Yabbadabba

This is Hamid Babbid Daddid Habib Habib. He's the "president" of Africanistan. He has piped up to say no don't send the Marines into the mountains to kill Bin Laden I can talk to the Taliban to make peace. He looks reputable, don't he? He looks like Yassir Arafat's cocksucking twin. Say Marines to the Arabs and they get VERY scared because the Marines are still extremely pissed about that incident in Palestine where they all got blown up. We can thank Reagan for that little fuckup. None of these bureaucrats have a clear bead on Muslims I have noticed. The real reason this weasel doesn't want the Marines in the mountains is because the Nuclear trap ain't set yet. You heard it here first. Obowma hates the Marines. He's going to try and get them all at once. This nigger is one ongoing major problem. He's got three more years to go. He'll have everyone by the balls in that time. He's already got eveyone with any brains running around like mental patients trying to warn everyone. Won't do any good. Trust me.

Steven Seagal: Fatman

I watched the premiere two episodes of the Steven Seagal: Big Fat Slob show tonight. I will never be watching it again. It is a total sham. Seagal apparently has been Being All Goofy as a reserve police officer of some sort in some "parish" in Louisianna for 20 years. He's like, some infantile reetard. He keeps calling himself a "master" the whole show. He's a Zen master and he's a Aikee Dookee master and he's a Hitachi master and he's a bonzai master. He's his own narrator. The camera cuts and edits are bewilderingly fast so that you can't see this plodding sweating sea elephant for any length of time between recuperation periods from just moving about. He's covered in sweat just from existing. He doesn't actually DO anything. Sometimes he talks to residents. He's like Baby Huey. He should be in a diaper. He's just this goofy doofus. You can't look at him without laughing. Nothing ever fucking happens. He has NO sense of humor. He has NOTHING to say. He's duller even than real cops, and cops are a VERY uninteresting breed of people and compared to Seaelephant they are on nitro methane. It's just beyond awful. It isn't likely even Seaelephant will watch it even, it's so lame.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Whites Arise At Last

A white wife beat the crap out of her nigger husband. That's a switch. Could it be the white people are starting to realize niggers need a beatdown? It took a white woman - a blonde aryan appropriately enough - to start the ball rolling but maybe some momentum will accrue. Too bad the nigger in chief is married to a nigger. He'd be next. HAHAHAHA

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Sarah Palin's Most Famous Critic - Geoffrey Dunn

Geoffrey Dunn is a guy on the Huffington Post - a blog by a liberal cunt named Arianna Huffington - who has a real hardon for Sarah Palin. And not in the good way. In the bitchy way. He is touted as a "famous film maker." You ever hear of him? Steven Speilberg is a famous film maker. James Cameron is a famous film maker. George Lucas is a famous film maker. Geoffrey Dunn is an unknown film maker. Here's his hissyfit on Palin. I don't really expect anyone to actually read it. But so what.

In it I learned Sarah Palin was married to an Indian. He hates her too. Her having married an Indian tells me she MAY have a few cylinders not firing. But she's hot. Real hot. So who cares. She gotta have more on the ball than a commie nigger Muslim coke using faggot. And she loves America. Unlike the commie nigger Muslim coke using faggot.