Sunday, February 28, 2010

The White Olympics

The White Olympics is now over and I suppose I will be paying attention to the nigger in chief again. It's been nice looking at just white people for 17 days romping in the snow, athletes from all the white nations, some of them retarded white nations like Holland and France and Sweden, but ya know, being white, there's hope. Even though they are European. I was happy to see Canada win the hockey game because if they had lost they might have held a grudge and since Canada is the only country that actually likes white Americans, we might need to flee to there when the Muslims nuke America, which I suspect is coming, probably before the nigger in chief runs out of steam. In fact I am sure he will know about it in advance. Because he actually is a Muslim and they all know what all the other Muslims are doing. They're like Armenians or gypsies. He will likely be in Saudi Arabia when it happens.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Best Post Yet

Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base:

" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

" Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"

" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"

"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

J.J. Explains The Jews To You

As you know, even if you ARE a Jew, the Jews are annoying. And they also won't go away even though everybody hates them. Not only won't they go away they now have their own country that every other country wants to disappear. Except the United States and Britain. We want them there. Why? There is actually no known explanation for this. I guess because the Jews whined so long to us "we want our own country" that we just said yes just to shut them up and to encourage them to move the fuck away. Whining to get their way is how it usually works with the fuckers anyways. Pontious Pilate will vouch for that. What is the DEAL with the Jews??? Here's the deal with the Jews. The Jews are one-twelfth of the ancient nation of Israel. Which their deity, Yahweh, created from the tribe of losers called Hebrews. The Hebrews were a bunch of goat herders who kind of sat around and ate grubs and stunk to high heaven, like all the other sandniggers drifting around at the time. SOME of the sandniggers though had empires made of stacked stones. Unlike the Hebrews who just stacked piles of goatshit. The sandniggers called "Egyptians" and the sandniggers called "Assyrians" and the sandniggers called "Babylonians" and the sandniggers called "Persians" they had empires made of stone cities and big buildings and huge walls and big sculptures and slaves and commerce and big boats and chariots and armies. The Hebrews had goats. The father of the Hebrews was Abraham. He lived in Ur. Ur was a city with a cool name that was owned by one of the aforementioned empires. Which one? I don't know. Maybe the Sumerians. Maybe the Swedes. I dunno. Yahweh - the Jew god - singled out Abraham for who knows what reason and said "I'm gonna create a fantastic civilization from out of your two balls. Your nutsack is gonna be the cause of a LOT of people getting born." Abe said, ok, to that. When Yahweh talks to anyone about them getting the opportunity to get laid, Yahweh always gets total cooperation. So Abe was up for this. Eventually there were thousands of Abe's decendants. They kept daring God to fuck with them because they had this "contract" that Yahweh created. So the Hebrews figured that since they were Yahweh's Special People, they could fuck with Yahweh and Yahweh would have to go along with it because he had committed himself. This is a stupid assumption, thinking you can fuck with the creator of the universe - which Yahweh kept insisting he was. Well, what was now" Israel" kept acting like they could get things their way because otherwise Yahweh would have to break the contract and then Israel would have proven themselves smarter than Yahweh. So Yahweh - who has LOTS of time - kept postponing when Israel would become Number One in the universe and even telling them how long the postponement would be along their tedious, exasperating fucked-up trip along the way before Yahweh would wake up from his nap and set Israel back on the road to victory. A LONG TIME LATER and after tons of instances of Yahweh trying to get these Hebrew pissers to shape up, to fucking relax with the whining, and just listen, Jesus was born. Jesus was gonna be Yahweh's ace in the hole. He would send himself as a human to Israel in order to personally instruct them, one on one, no more Special Envoy People or intermediaries, now it would be God with humans in the flesh. This Jesus fellow, he said to the Jew Bastards that He Was The Guy and that he could get what was now left of Israel - one tribe out of the original twelve, the tribe of Judah - back onto the fast track toward total World Wrestling Entertainment Domination As The People Of God - or as we fondly NOW know them -(because they told Jesus "die, savior, die")..... THE FUCKING JEWS! Some people refer to them as Jew Bastards, but the fucking Jews will be good enough for me. Jesus told the Fucking Jews that the time of their rescue and power that they had been howling for for 2000 years was at hand: Yahweh was right there in the flesh to tell them what to do. He told them to stop being assholes and they would take over the earth and conquer the galaxy. They said "will we defeat these fucking Romans?" Jesus said quit worrying about the fucking Romans. The Jews said "WE OWE THESE FUCKERS SOME WHOOPASS!! YOU HAVE MAGIC POWERS, DESTROY THEM!!!" Jesus at this point now had the same problem that Yahweh had been having for the past 2000 years with these people: they wanted things their way, thinking they had God by the balls. Jesus said no, I ain't raising an army. I'm giving you instead the secret to conquering the earth immediately and without war via the free enterprise system and the abolition of the courts and the law that Yahweh has been having you live under, I'm removing all that because I am Yahweh, pretty good deal, uh? They said "Fuck you, we'll kill you instead. Work your way out of THAT one, Yahweh Yunior." Well, like a zombie, Jesus came back from the dead and unlike a zombie disappeared instead of going around and eating people. When the Jews, or Israel, fucks with Yahweh he disappears. That has been the pattern. So Yahweh took off again leaving the Fucking Jews by themselves and not only not conquering the galaxy but being the shitty dogs of the vile solitary planet earth. Hated and reviled and spit on even by rats.For two thousand years the Jews have been hated and killed. And in all that time they have not quelled for even one second this now-deeply-ingrained innate need to be obnoxious arrogant asshole douchebags. THEY ARE NOT EVEN ARROGANT BULLIES!! THEY ARE ARROGANT DOUCHEBAGS! YOU TELL THEM SHUT THE FUCK UP?....... and they shut the fuck up. BUT JUST FOR A SECOND!! then they are back to being arrogant obnoxious ungrateful, gimmee more gimmee-more assholes. Despite all this... DESPITE ALL THIS...look at them: they now have their own country. NATURALLY They think they have this new country coming. They think they deserve it. Actually it was created FOR them by the British. The didn't even say thanks. It's actually a good country, these Jews have managed to build from scratch! They treat you right when you're there. But they still want all the other "civilized" countries to solve their problems for them. Now, you might be asking, "Why did the British make a country for them?" My friend?....I have no fucking idea. That is something for the Weird Theorists to unravel. So anyway, the Jews are a pain because they are all convinced that God will haul them out of any mess they create for themselves. So they go out of their WAY to be assholes and create messes. And what does it get them? Killed, persecuted, hated, spit on, called names,harassed, I mean it's endless. 4,000 years of this and counting. It's gonna take something really really hairy to get them to see the light. Don't hold your breath. Anyway, they ain't going anywhere, so get used to the fuckers. The whole Persian world wants them eradicated and they're still there. Israel is a country the size of the San Fernando Valley. Surrounded by an entire planet that wants them gone. But no one can make them go. As for me I don't have a dog in this fight, Israel ain't fucking with ME or flying planes into buildings in MY country so I don't care what they do. What am I saying, they won't do anything, they'll wait for someone else to do it for them because They Are Just So Fucking Special. And, yup, they ARE special: they are unique: they are the most annoying race of exasperating pains in the ass in history.

Another Anonymous Email Thing

This is one of those anonymous emails that conservatives email to each other. Pretty funny.

"Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement..

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. Those became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors,police officers, engineers, furniture manufactures, corporate executives, sales reps, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans.. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history.

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off."

Sunday, February 21, 2010

The Ass Press Loves Islam

" AP – Israeli soldiers look at an Israeli air force unmanned plane in the Tel Nof base, central Israel, Sunday, …
By TIA GOLDENBERG, Associated Press Writer – 52 mins ago

TEL NOF AIR FORCE BASE, Israel – Israel's air force on Sunday introduced a fleet of huge pilotless planes that can remain in the air for a full day and fly as far as the Persian Gulf, putting rival Iran within its range. "

The above excerpt is from a yahoo news article about Israeli drone planes. Tia Goldenberg - a jew who hates her own country - we have one of those types in the white house - refers to Iran as Israel's rival. Iran has vowed with great enthusiasm and on the record that it is devoting its own existence to eradicating Israel from the map and from history. This attitude is not called "rivalry."

"Office" Spoiler

There is a lot of advertising on NBC of the "Pam Has Her Baby" hour-long episode of the Office when it begins after the white olympics ends. I know what the episode is going to be so if this is going to spoil it for you don't read any further. What am i saying, nobody has read THIS far. So who cares. So here's what's going to happen. Pam's baby is going to be born dead. Now, I agree, that's funny enough. There's 60 minutes of laughter right there. But it gets funnier. Michael, in his usual passive-aggressive style to make everyone feel better makes everyone feel worse by deciding that he will retrieve the dead baby from the mortuary and he puts it in a large fishtank filled with formaldehyde right in the reception area. So all the people come to work the next morning and how each office worker reacts to the dead baby floating in the fishtank is how the hour plays-out. Dwight of course thinks it's a piece of genius. He wants to kill another baby to put it in there to make things look "more social. No one wants to see one fish in a fishtank. Same with one baby in a fish tank. It's too depressing. Two babies is better. Five is perfect. I've researched this." The Hindu woman with the nigger skin but who isnt actually a you know that these Hindu fuckers are actually, in the anthropology books, are considered Caucasians??? They're WHITE PEOPLE!! That explains their techno-science skills I guess. Where was I. Oh, so the Hindu woman comes in and sees the baby and has no problem with it. in fact she thinks it should be set on fire or thrown into the Ganges. Well the Ganges is 10,000 miles away so the red headed fat woman who talks like a retarded pimp, she suggests throwing it into the East River. "There's damn near as many corpses in the East River as there are in the Ganges, thanks to the Italians." The Hindu thinks this is a good idea. Michael is outraged by this, he thinks it should never leave the reception area, that it is an eternal monument to love. Pam comes in and sees her dead baby in the fish tank and collapses. She remains in a coma for the whole episode. That guy she's married to, he comes in and sees the baby in the fish tank and leaves. He then comes back with a crowbar and hits Michael across the skull with it. Michael also lands in a coma. Michael and Pam are both unconcious in the office and become linked via coma-telepathy and talk to each other in another dimension and fall instantly in love because of this magical link and imagine what it would be like if they both fucked. There is a scene of them actually fucking naked in a forest and we see her tits finally. She becomes Mystically Pregnant and her mystical baby is born in this mystical world immediately. At this instant the baby in the formaldehyde tanks resurrects to life. Everyone is amazed!! Michael and Pam wake up from their comas and the see the baby is alive again and know it is the mystical baby in the dead baby's body. This makes it Michael's baby now, not the other guy's. In a previous episode Michael fucked Pam's mother and Pam almost had a nervous breakdown. Now she sees that her baby now has Michael as the father. Setting up the next episode. The end. Great episode, no? Fukkin' A. Even I might watch this one.

Friday, February 19, 2010

An Apology

I would like to apologize to all niggers everywhere for all the racist remarks that I may have said or that I may have thought or that anyone else may have said or felt, on this blog, at any time in the past - however long this blog has been here. Which has been since the day after the nigger in chief won the election. I would also like to apologize to any people who I don't know and never will for fucking some pole dancers when I was in my thirties. Those were very horney times for me and my cock just wanted to squirt some of its sperm onto some hot strippers' faces and tits. So it did. I paid good money for those blow jobs and hand jobs so I think I had the squirts coming. I would also like to apologize to all spics, jews, cunts, dykes, motherfuckers, japs, chinks, and everyone except the muslims of this world for having said anything about anything that might have offended or bothered or upset you or made you itch uncomfortably. But it's mainly the niggers I want to apologize to. Even though I know that you niggers don't really care if I say nigger, it's the white people that get all bent outa joint by it. So I would like to apologize to all the white people for saying nigger. I should mention that even though I am apologizing to everyone right at the moment, I have no intention of STOPPING any of the things I am doing that are offending you. Unlike Tiger Woods, I am admitting this up front and out loud. Woods on the other hand is going to continue to keep fucking homely and semi-homely strippers and porn actresses. He just aint advertising it. But I am. I am going to keep saying nigger, keep upsetting Jews, keep badmouthing Mexicans and I am going to keep squirting my jizz onto the faces of pole dancers. I hope. And please God. Thank you.

American Kids Doing What The American President Won't

I wonder if the kenyan in chief is starting to see that maybe he's a little out of step with America in not pledging allegiance to the flag or by saying things like he's ashamed of America, or letting his dyke wife say loudly in public that because her muslim faggot husband got the nomination she was proud of her country for the first time in her life....I wonder if that stupid muslim moolie is starting to see by the enthusiasm all these kids feel for the United States and their enthusiasm in putting their hands over their hearts when the national anthem is played - I wonder if he sees with his pagan atheistic muslim black panther eyes....that he has his fucking head up his dumb nigger ass. Of course this is not to excuse the people who voted for him. He was ALWAYS a stupid fucking muslim with his fucking head up his dumb nigger ass. So they are too. So I admit, he is certainly not alone: 99% of the nigger population thinks hes the bees knees as they say in geiko commercials, just because he's a nigger. I mean, niggers admit they are racists. They admit it proudly. They all laugh at whitey for trying to pretend he is willing to adopt the Nigger Nation as a house pet. Obama's the bees knees, and he's also the horse's ass. He is really the bottom of the snake pit, this bastard. Fortunately we have teen agers and 20-year-olds who are proud to be Americans and do not apologize to the citizens of other countries for having defeated them. Only a loser pathetic commie piece of shit would think they ought to be more humble and remorseful about being winners. The Winter White Olympics is bringing the actual Americans - the caucasian ones - into the sunlight and hopefully into a more courageous frame of mind than the cowardly, reprehensible cocoon of coon-worship that they have disgustingly wrapped themselves in. Can you imagine being ashamed because you are the best? Jesus Fucking Christ. Talk about stupid. And when it comes to stupid, Barack and Michelle have the gold medals in that sport.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Difference Between Whites And Niggers

The difference between whites and niggers can be shown by creating an imaginary scenario and a real scenario. The imaginary scenario is....imagine that somewhere in the wilds and jungles of Borneo, or Kenya, where the President was born, there was a tribe of white people. People that looked like the Svensons of Minnesota, by the hundreds, living in grass huts and mud puddles and sitting on their heels all day long and eating leaves like howler monkeys and wearing cornucopias on their dicks and drinking their own piss in mud bowls and walking around and staring and brushing flies off their face and laughing at the camera and kneading treebark and ants into a delicious savory paste that they taste happily with one finger and nod toothless while sporting a big idiot grin of delight. Now imagine that this was all being watched for the first time on a jungle show on National Geographic in the United States. In five minutes every white person in the Country would be on the phone calling some other white person and hysterically shouting "Are you watching these white people living in the jungle???? HOLY SHIT!!!" The NEXT DAY there would be rapidly launched jets and boats and rescue parties from all over the USA to go to Borneo or Tanganyika to rescue those people and tell them that - no - you are not supposed to be living like this, and leaving rescuers there to live with these people to get them ready for their extraction from that kind of life and either bring them back to the USA or establish an outpost for the rehabilitaion of these poor ignorant unfortunate throwbacks to the prehistoric dawn of Time. Now imagine that the same show had niggers in it. Back here in the USA the niggers not only would not be watching that show because it wasn't full of wiseass niggers pulling at their cocks on tv at a music awards show, any niggers that did happen to see it would have forgotten it had even occurred three seconds after the next show started. They would not have thought about it ever again. And the few that DID register some sort of awareness of it all would be most likely wondering why they could not be so lucky to be living the good life in the trees with the snakes and insects and drinking all the goat urine they could hold. And THAT'S the difference between whites and niggers.

Muslim Tosses Infant Off Bridge

Some Muslim kidnapped his daughter - an infant at the time and who will now remain an infant forever - and threw her off a bridge into the freezing water in New York. He used to work for the attorney general in Niggerton DC. I will bet you anything Obama knows this guy too just like he knows the guy that shot a bunch of soldiers at Fort Hood. Naturally, being an AP story there were no details but the emphasis of all the quotes by "interested parties" is that this is "the tragedy of domestic violence" and not some sort of jihad-related Muslim bullshit because his concubine wouldn't bow to Allah's Majestic Balls. Now if it turns out that the baby was an infidel I suppose Obama will intervene and send the fellow back to Persia. In the interests of not upsetting our Muslim Brothers.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010


I have noticed, during my brief familiarity with Facebook, that there are two kinds of white people: those who wish niggers would just get out of their faces and leave white people alone - and the kind who want to adopt niggers as pets. The kind who want to adopt niggers as pets have the attitude that niggers cannot possibly speak for themselves or carry their own mud and need a white sponsor in life to safeguard their welfare. Niggers like these kinds of white people and call them "suckers." Niggers pretty much keep out of the way of the other kind. Which is not really a problem with the niggers, they don't really like being around white people and only hang around the suckers because it's fun to watch these white people act like fawning dogs around the niggers. I mean who WOULDN'T enjoy that. The best way to sort out the two types of white people is to use the word "nigger" around them. The first kind of white person just kind of knows what the word means and who it refers to and if they had their druthers would prefer if anything that you didnt say it because hearing "niggers" makes them actually think of niggers and they dont want to do that. The other kind of white person - the kind who thinks niggers are some form of wildlife that you are supposed to adopt, like a lost cat - these white people, when they hear you say nigger....they fucking get very very very hostile!!!! Keep in mind that NIGGERS who hear white people say nigger dont have a problem with the WORD nigger. Just with white PEOPLE - if they have a problem at all. But niggers having a problem with white people saying nigger? They don't have a problem with that unlesss it's pretty clear that a CHALLENGE is being issued. But these other kind of white people I am now talking about? - they dont want ANY WHITE PEOPLE to say nigger!!! If niggers say niggers? Well, I don't think these white people much care about that but I have a hunch they don't like that either. I just don't think that they have become QUITE FUCKED UP ENOUGH YET to actually go over to some niggers saying niggers and tell them to stop saying that. Some vestige of intelligence must still be there enough to tell them they would not survive this encounter in one piece.

Monday, February 15, 2010

The Sinking Negro

Ya know, I almost feel sorry for that sinking fucking muslim bastard atheist piece of shit tossing KFC bones all around the white house. The fucking democrats in the senate and congress who have had their jobs for 40 years are all not running again because they are afraid of the anti-democrat groundswell that is coming up out of the ground like the top of an IED explosion. All the white guys that thought hanging-in there with a nigger would be a great way to make friends with the nigger voters are now seeing that the white voters who hate politics - because they are white and intelligent - are being forced to take a roll in this jokefest and are pissed. And then there is the added ongoing news about how the top ten cities to live in are in 2 countries: the 2 white ones. Canada and Australia. And the bottom ten are in the nigger countries and the marginally nigger countries that are being run by sandnigger muslims who arent really people at all but some sort of extraterrestrial fungus. And the USA is somewhere in the middle with pestholes like mexico and venzuela and spain. Countries that don't really matter in other words. I love it. Naturally the nigger in chief is getting more and more "determined" about things. But the white cohorts of his who have been bowing to him because it looked like it might do them some good from the voters are all just ignoring him like the idiot that he is. I am enjoying Obama's pain. I hope he vanishes soon, now that he's on the downswing my energy against him is moving back to the Muslim Menace where it belongs. And I don't need a blog for that. Just a war.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

The Manipualted Man - Read It Here

I think this is the whole fucking book!!!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

The Nigger Opening To The White Olympics

They are starting the White Olympics with a trainload of rapping nigger neanderthals and a few idiot scared white people singing an endless version of we are the world in "tribute" to the stupidest country in history, Haiti, which unfortunately has survivors that the record industry - controlled by the Five Families - is using to trick white people into sending money to the Gambinos in New York. I mean even if it was a legitimate and honest fund-raising attempt it would be a fucking pain in the ass having screaming niggers on the winter olympics, the final refuge of the white race. But it ain't even that, it's a scam created by the Mob. I know what I'm talkin' about. It ain't really a secret either, anyone with two eyes could see it. It's as big as a walrus in the toilet. the above picture is rita gordon. her tits are real. she has nothing to do with the post. someone said i need to make the blog more dirty and unacceptable to the people i never want to come here. I can do that.

More On The Forbidden Book

A few days ago I wrote about The Manipulated Man by Esther Vilar. Or I should say I inserted the Wikipedia article about it. I was one of the fortunate people who got to see her appearance on the tonight Show with Johnny Carson. It was quite a show. Johnny Carson was a sort of renaissance guy, he was interested in interesting things. He also had lots of balls. He'd insult Frank Sinatra to his face and Sinatra loved it. He used to skydive before it became popular. He'd do risky stunts on the show because he was pretty athletic. When he had Vilar on her book had just come out. She was real petite and kind of cute. She started talking about this theory of hers and you could hear total silence from every man in the audience and after a while all the women started to make noise. Hissing and booing and Carson would quiet them all down again calmly and let her continue. He rarely interrupted her. I was never so attuned to a lecture in my life. I bet not one man in that audience got laid by his wife that night. There was no Amazon or bookstores in every mall in those days and it was impossible to find. It was out of print for decades. Many years later I got a copy and read it like I was actually learning something for the first time. It is totally hypnotic from page one to page 150 or whatever it is. It aint very big. It's just big enough. It is completely amazing. Women detest it. Heterosexual women detest it. Dykes dont give a fuck about it, it has nothing to do with their lives. But to the heterosexual world it WITHOUT EXCEPTION divides men and women equally: all women hate it; all men gasp in disbelief at how hoodwinked they are by this whole existence of frustration that they willingly go along with. It WILL fuck you up, gentlemen, if you read it. It's been reprinted and you can get used copies for 5 bucks places online.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Top Ten Cities. Bottom Ten Cities.

See a pattern here anyone? This tells me that reality is a racist. The top ten are exclusively white cities. The bottom ten are nigger and sandnigger cities. In fairness to the nigger cities the niggers in those cities are members of the sandnigger religion. That would be Islam. The boy fucking, woman-killing religion of peace presently blowing up the earth, invented by the psychotic Jew, Mohammed. Oh, I should mention, the religion of the people in the white cities - those would be the cities at the top of the list - is Christian. The religion of progress. As opposed to Islam, the religion of the Pleistocene.

"Following is a list of the top 10 most liveable cities as ranked by The Economist:
1. Vancouver, Canada
2. Vienna, Austria
3. Melbourne, Australia
4. Toronto, Canada
5. Calgary, Canada
6. Helsinki, Finland
7. Sydney, Australia
8. Perth, Australia
9. Adelaide, Australia
10. Auckland, New Zealand

The bottom 10 cities were:
1. Harare, Zimbabwe
2. Dhaka , Bangladesh
3. Algiers , Algeria
4. Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
5. Lagos, Nigeria
6. Karachi, Pakistan
7. Douala, Cameroon
8. Kathmandu, Nepal
9. Colombo, Sri Lanka
10. Dakar, Senegal
(Reporting by Belinda Goldsmith, Editing by Miral Fahmy)"

Thursday, February 11, 2010

More Apologies From Douches

Some fucker named John Mayer - I guess he sings - is crying in public now for using what the AP calls "the N word." The "N word" for those of you who do not speak politically gay, i mean correct, language, the N word is "nigger." I put nigger in quotes so that it will appear as though it is not ME saying nigger but that I am just quoting "other people." When you speak in politically correct gay language you have to use a LOT of quotation marks so that you won't have to apologize down the road for saying something like nigger or spic or coon or faggot or dago or beaner or jap or kike or gook or.....well, mainly nigger. Nigger I mean "nigger" - I apologize for that - "nigger" is the really bad one, the one that gets you into tons of hot boiling shit. I'll get back to Mayer in a minute, but here's how this works, just in case you are thinking about never using the N word - the nigger word - in public. And these days in public means basically to anyone at any time under any circumstances. Ever in your life. I mean, now listen to me close....if you are going to resolve to stop saying nigger: you better clean the slate of every time in your LIFE that you ever said nigger. Because once you resolve to never say nigger people are gonna start searching the records. Look at Ferman, the cop from the OJ Nigger case. He said nigger ten years before that someone made a note of and this was brought up at the trial and he had to start swimming like a nigger to escape. And I think we all know how well niggers swim. They go straight down. So if you are thinking about never saying nigger again, your motivation will be FEAR. Not some sort of imaginary love of mankind. It will be fear that someone will tell someone else that you said nigger and that it will balloon out of control to where you are going to have to cry in front of a camera. And crawl and ruin your life. Believe me, if you say nigger or DON'T say nigger your life is going to be ruined. Might as well not have to add crying in public to the mess. Anyway if you FEAR to say nigger....hey, I have a bulletin for ya: people can sense this. It's like a broadcast beacon. You ain't foolin' anyone. People can smell that you are scared. What are people afraid of when they are afraid to say nigger? Jesus Fucking Christ, ya gut me. I guess they are afraid of being discovered to have said the word nigger.
THERE ARE LOTS BETTER AND BIGGER THINGS TO FEAR DUDE!! LIKE THE NIGGER IN THE WHITE HOUSE. LIKE THE FUCKING GODDAMN MUSLIMS, DUDE. I have really gotten off the track here. So Mayer went all weepy on tv for saying nigger in a Playboy interview. Hey: Mayer; whoever you are; whatever you do that gets you interviewed in Playboy: I gut a flash for ya; niggers dont care if you say nigger. EXCEPT in a CLEARLY CONFRONTATIONAL FACE TO FACE MANNER IN AN EFFORT TO PROVOKE EITHER COMBAT OR SUPPLICATION!!! And even then it's only the nigger involved who cares. And he SHOULD care; it means he's either about to get his head beat-in or YOU are. Where was I. Oh, yeah, Mayer. So he gets all weepy on tv "I am sorry i said nigger, sniff sniff sniff." He ain't sorry he said nigger. He's sorry it's coming around looking for him to bite him with. That's all he's sorry for. And I'll tell ya something else: he ain't even apologizing to niggers about it. He's apologizing TO WHITE PEOPLE!! CUZ WHITE PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHITE PEOPLE SAYING NIGGER!!! WHY?.....Pal?....I have absolutely no fucking clue why. None. String theory is easier for me to get ahold of. The other apology is coming from Marvel Comics. It seems Captain America and his nigger sidekick have as their enemy this time the Tea Party Movement. They are portraying it as a Nazi takeover. Which tells me that Marvel Comics is full of Marxists. Anything that threatens the Marxist-Socialist-SemiFascist Establishment - usually a movement based on White Christian work-ethic, liberty-oriented, self-sufficiency emphasized rigidly-limited government is labeled Nazi.
It's just the commies' pattern. It works, why change it, is their thinkin'. Can't blame 'em none for that. So Marvel is apologizing.
Instead of saying "Hey, we think the Tea Party movement is a threat to our Socialist way of life here in America and Capt. America is a Socialist first and foremost, fuck you." That's what they would be saying if they were honest. The only time you apologize is when you hurt somebody BY ACCIDENT. And in those cases it's never even necessary. I don't know about you but I always know when I have been accidentally injured. I just know. I also know when I have been injured by someone PRETENDING it was an accident. If you have even the minimal awareness of a sleeping sea elephant you just know. This whole Apology thing is a virus that is contaminating civilization into a Giant Guilt Trip for the innocent. In closing I would like to say nigger.

A Comedy Intermission

This is one of those things that comes in the email without any author's name and that makes the rounds. It's pretty funny.

"Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our cooling off period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.

Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says: There's no one like you, Connie, I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They are not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.

She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice staking can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit. Every mans dream; right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. Its all so superficial.

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before.

I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, why do I feel so drained and empty? It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else, a nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, were banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart is a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmothers old vanity. She puts it on the floor and we straddle it so we can watch ourselves. And its totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. I cant help thinking, why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy.

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just an 18 year old kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So were doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.

And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sisters cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? Its true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. Otherwise, let me know where the fucking remote is.


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Chinks In Atlanta

Well the chinks are finally getting on the offended-about-everything bandwagon that the niggers and the indians and the mexicans thought they had a monopoly on. The public train in Atlanta that goes to the chink town of Marta there, they put a train into service and they are calling it the Yellow Line. Like every city does with it's fucking trains, they assign a color to the different trains so that the customers who pay for the trains whether they use them or not can know what train to get on. Well the chinks in Marta are pissed because yellow to them means the trains' REAL name is the "slopehead chinky slanteyed no tickee no laundlee
hi jo yu tink me plitty?" line. Not just "The Yellow Line." They see a whole different set of words somehow contained in the words "the yellow line." What THEY see is "we hate you fucking jap chinese asian filipino malaysian gook viet cong cambodian laotian flathead jap mother fuckers." That's what they see when they see "the yellow line." That's what happens when you stay in this country too long my shitty-driving friends: you get stupid. You'll be voting a nigger into the white house next.

A Nigger In Chief Post

I haven't said anything about the nigger in chief lately because I have noticed that he is basically falling apart and slowly disappearing. He is gradually being reduced to the Actual Level He Is Actually At, which would be the shit level, and his artificial level of God Almighty seems to be fading away, like dry ice on a dry lake in Death Valley at noon on August 31st. He is disappearing fast in other words. Obama had one chance to fuck up the Country and that was when he was on a roll. The real estate pop that happened when the illegals started heading back to Mexico due to the war against them being waged by two Los Angeles radio hosts, John and Ken hooked the nigger-elect by the pantleg and that was the first slowdown of the Nigger Express, and it just got more snaggling and more hogtying and more like running in tar than running on Astroturf and now he's throwing in the towel on socialized medicine, people are calling him a dumbass nigger like they should have been the first time his faggot mug appeared on Time Magazine with a halo around it, the Republicans are looking around and seeing that they are starting to be in charge again - and of course being a lot less focused than the Dems they will of course drop the ball the way they always do - and the community agitator in chief meanwhile is saying "we have to reach across the aisle" which is what that stupid dope McCain used to say cuz HE ain't none too fuckin bright either, Jon Stewart, his biggest testicle gulper is starting to call him names, the AP is noticing that people don't really give much of a shit what the AP "writers" think of things, and of course Sarah Palin is bigger than ever. The worst the lesbians and fags can say about her lately is that she wrote some notes down on her palm. They are spinning this as "this means she is a lightweight and out of her league." To me it means she doesn't need two teleprompters and a sheaf of papers in front of her. Pretty easy conclusion there, but I ain't an AP idiot, so I can see what things mean. Now I ain't sayin" Sarah Palin is smart. But she IS an American. Not a fuckin' Muslim commie like the nigger. Right now that's a pretty good qualification as far as I'm concerned. She ought to start her OWN party. The Hot MILF party or something. I'd get on board THAT train, you betcha.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Forbidden Book

This is a book that has basically disappeared off the face of the earth. Below is the Wikipedia item about the writer of it, Esther Vilar.

"The Manipulated Man (1971)

The Manipulated Man was quite popular at the time of its release, in part due to the considerable press coverage it received. The author Esther Vilar also appeared on The Tonight Show to discuss the book. Controversy surrounding the book's main tenets led to the author receiving death threats in connection with them. In fact, comparative to Salman Rushdie's experience, she has reported that she has received decades of scorn:
So I hadn't imagined broadly enough the isolation I would find myself in after writing this book. Nor had I envisaged the consequences which it would have for subsequent writing and even for my private life - violent threats have not ceased to this date.
- Esther Vilar, August 1998
The main idea behind the book is that women are not oppressed by men, but rather control men in a relationship that is to their advantage but which most men are not aware of.
Some of the strategies described in her books are:
Lure men with sex, using Seduction Strategies. As her famous quote goes:
"Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina."
Young boys are encouraged to be sexually uninhibited and associate their masculinity with their ability to be sexually intimate with a woman. Young girls however are raised to be sexually inhibited, and trained to believe that their self-image is negatively affected by sexual intimacy with men. As a result, girls grow up in an environment where men are actively and openly desiring sex, while women are not. A woman thus socially empowers herself to be the gate-keeper to a man's sense of masculinity.
Young boys are also discouraged from masturbation by the use of guilt and shame (ie. "I guess you're going back home to your hand tonight"), while girls face no such negative emotions with masturbation. This form of emotional chastity is an attempt to cause men to shirk away from masturbation as a form of sexual release, and seek it exclusively with women. The motive for such an attempt comes from the fact that "sexual intimacy" (male desire) is on a lower priority than "security of resources" (female desire). However, "sexual release" is on a higher priority than both. Therefore, it is an attempt to shift power from men to women by limiting male sexual release via women exclusively.
Seemingly innocuous statements act as a means for women to conditionally engage in sexual intimacy as either reward or punishment for good or bad behavior; as opposed to simply pleasing the needs of one's partner. Women contend that they will be able to have sex when "in the mood", but will be unable to do so when "not in the mood". However, these statements are more clearly noted as "when you behave the way I want, then I'm in the mood and you will be rewarded with sex" and "when you don't behave the way I want, then I'm not in the mood and you will be punished by me withholding sex". Therefore, they simply act as a means of controlling their partner and conditioning their behavior to cater to their needs.
Use praise to control men by administering it carefully.
From a very early age, men are conditioned by both girls and their mothers to conform to social definitions and norms which women construct with their needs in mind. These definitions have one common element; they overplay the notion of a girl being emotionally and physically weaker than a boy, and a man being stronger than a woman. As a result, they use this excuse to give license to a woman to construct rules between the sexes that cater exclusively to her needs while ignoring any male needs.
The most common example is that of chivalry, dating etiquette and manners; all of which mandate that a man cater exclusively to a woman's needs while ignoring his own. A man is expected to first approach a woman, initiate a date, and initiate more intimate contact while bearing all risk of rejection. A man is also expected to pay for the cost of dating and maintaining the relationship, help a woman out of a car, open her door, take her coat, pull out her chair, help her sit, walk behind her while walking up the stairs in the event she falls, walk on the traffic-side of the sidewalk, and help her in other things she could normally do by herself. When a man does this, he is rewarded with praise by being called a "gentleman" or "well-mannered" and "knowing how to treat a woman". However, when he fails to cater exclusively to her needs, he is not praised, and in some instances is even scolded or vilified.
When a man sacrifices his personal life and passions so that his wife may stay home while he works to provide the costs of a household all by himself, he is rewarded with praise by being called "a good husband". However, if the man were to do the same thing as the wife, he would be called "a loser" or "a lazy bum".
When a man helps with the burden of household chores and raising the children, he is called a "good father". However, if he is the sole working parent and he does not help out with the children, he is labeled a "bad father".
Praise is never given to a man when he accomplishes something that does not cater to a woman's needs. Praise is only given to a man when a woman's needs are met in some way. Otherwise, any activity that does not cater to her needs is not praiseworthy.
Use emotional blackmail as a means of controlling men.
Boys are discouraged from crying, and learn to control their tear ducts at a very early age. When an event causes a man to cry, it is because the emotional reaction makes it impossible for him to control his tear ducts. However, girls are not discouraged from crying, and can control their tear ducts much the same way any person can control their bladder to pee when desired. Therefore, when men see extreme emotion in women, they believe that this emotion is real as opposed to artificial (acting/fake).
As a result, women will often engage in displays of overly-dramatized emotional reactions to attempt to control men and get their way; much the same way they did as children when they were little girls. These displays include crying, whining, yelling, nagging, and being distant and silent until their demands are met.
By the same token, women will often try and make a man feel ashamed, bad or guilty for behavior that the woman does not agree to. For instance, if a man does not comply to her set of dating rules, she might call him a "jerk" or label him "cheap". She may try to vilify him and make him feel bad about his sexuality. She will scold him for seeing other women, but will expect him to "wait until she's ready" before they have sex. This is an attempt to make certain that the man has no other means to sex or sexual intimacy but her, and then, to sexually starve him and use sex as a reward for good behavior; such as saying "I love you" or making a relationship official and other acts of commitment. She may even tell him that she has a one month rule, and if he will not agree to that, then he "doesn't respect her"; as this allows her to ignore his desires and rid herself of any pressure to respect him.
Women will also assert a sense of moral superiority over men in an attempt to suggest that all things female are right and all things male are wrong. References to the violent tendencies of a few men will be used to support such an argument. However, careful examination of the entire male population clearly fails to lend such support to an argument that depends on cherry-picking. An overall view of the entire female population on the other hand shows perversion of sex as a tool to be used in a manner identical to a prostitute, selfishness, self-serving intentions and motives, lack of care or consideration for their romantic partner, a disgusting lack of empathy and love, laziness, lack of genuine ambition and thirst for creativity and knowledge. Nevertheless, men are conditioned from a very early age to agree to the view as women as "the fairer sex".
Use of love and romance as a guise to mask her real intentions and motives.
Women will often refer to tradition and concepts of love and romance to get men to comply to their demands. Since concepts of love and romance are associated with "goodness" and "morality", while sex is labeled "bad", "dirty" and "immoral"; women condition men to consider female needs an unquestionable priority, while viewing sex as a favor women do for men.
A woman will want a man to be exclusive to her in a relationship, not because she cares about losing him to an other woman, but because she wants to more easily control him. The conditional statements she makes are designed to be unquestioned, morally sound, and mask her real intentions under the guise of love. "If you love me, then you won't have sex with an other woman". She is not interested in exclusivity so much as her being the only one he can turn to for sex and sexual intimacy. If his actions cause her grip over him to weaken, she makes him feel guilty by feigning that he has emotionally hurt her and labeling him a "cheater".
Men are also trained from a very early age to view marriage as the ultimate goal of any relationship. However, a man has nothing to gain from marriage. It is instead left unexamined by men, why they should take pride in asking a woman to marry him. Women simply contend that it is the ultimate gesture of true love, and that nothing could be more romantic. In an effort to please women and cater to her happiness, men feel a strong desire to get married. However, a woman's goals are different.
Marriage is simply a way of making it nearly impossible for her workhorse (man) to leave her, and allow her to no longer put in the effort of trying to keep him around. She wants the legal right to half of his assets and income, and support for the children should he decide to leave her. When men try and cater to her romantic desire for marriage under the guise of love but try and isolate it to just love and no financial or legal aspects involved (ie. a pre-nupt), a woman will always object. She will do her best to hide behind the guise of love and romance, claiming "if you really love me, then you won't need one" and "it's unromantic, there is no yours and mine, just ours". However, her intentions are anything but romantic. She wants security, the financial and legal security that a marriage with no pre-nupt provides her.
A revised version of the book is currently in print. Her play Speer (1998) is a work of fictional biography about the German architect and has been staged in Berlin and London, directed by and starring Klaus Maria Brandauer. She has also written many other books and plays, but most have not been translated into English."

Friday, February 5, 2010

Sarah Palin And The Retards

The saying of the word "retard" pronounced REE tard, as in referring to someone fucked up in the head as opposed to re TARD meaning to halt the forward progress of something, or in reference to motion or get the fuckin' idea.....
well Sarah Palin is all over this and Rush Limbaugh is all over this and the head of the Special Olympics is all over this and the nigger in chief's chief of staff is all over this, and I declare, I have never seen a more THOROUGH writing of a "news" item in my life. There are details galore, which is NEVER the case in a news item, so enjoy now what is important in America: the use of the word reetard when talking about someone's brainpower. Reetard of course is one of the words I use MOST. Good luck to all of these people, including Sarah Palin - who seems to get stupider by the day. I hate to say. But that's politics. It either makes you stupid or evil. But usually not both. Just one or the other. And it seems to be making Palin stupid. I'd still like to see her tits and pussy and ass though.

"55 mins ago
Sarah Palin's campaign against the derogatory usage of the word "retard" collided with her campaign to maintain her popularity with conservatives today, with confusing results.
A Palin spokeswoman seemed to back away from earlier criticism of conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh. Yesterday, when asked for comment on Limbaugh's use of the "r" word in a recent broadcast, Palin spokeswoman told Greg Sargent of the Washington Post, "Governor Palin believes crude and demeaning name-calling at the expense of others is disrespectful." Today, Stapleton claims the statement was meant generally and she was not specifically referring to Limbaugh. Still, she declined to say that Palin believes Limbaugh's statements were acceptable. Sargent reprinted the email he sent Stapleton in which he specifically asked about Limbaugh's statement.
Palin's non-rebuke rebuke of Limbaugh comes after she called on President Obama, earlier in the week, to fire his chief of staff after using the word. According to the Wall Street Journal, Rahm Emanuel called liberal activists who wanted to run ads against conservative Democrats "f------ retarded" in a closed-door meeting at the White House. On her Facebook page, Palin likened Emanuel's "slur on all God's children with cognitive and developmental disabilities" to using the "N-word," something she deemed "unacceptable" and "heartbreaking." Emanuel later issued an apology to Special Olympics chairman and CEO Tim Shriver.
However, Palin's conservative cohort Rush Limbaugh took offense to people, presumably including Palin, protesting Emanuel's remark. On his radio show, Limbaugh lamented that "our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards." That comment caused Greg Sargent to request a reaction from Palin's spokeswoman. It also caused confusion over whether Palin believes Limbaugh's public statements - like Emanuel's private ones - crossed the line.
One person who is not letting Limbaugh off the hook is Special Olympics CEO Tim Shriver. Shriver's campaign against the "r" word is the reason Emanuel issued an apology when the controversy initially broke out. Shriver's office exclusively provided Yahoo! News with a strongly worded email he sent to Limbaugh today, part of which reads:
As a public figure, you have the great opportunity to influence the hearts and minds of millions of people in this country and around the world. People with intellectual disabilities - the largest group of people with disabilities in the world - have suffered generations of discrimination and humiliation. In the 21st century, they, together with their families and friends, are continuing their battle for the simplest form of justice: the justice that comes with a recognition of their full humanity. In their eyes and in the hearts of millions of others who love and care about them, language is important. So together, we have chosen to try to sensitize others to the pervasive but often ignored prejudice they suffer by asking for a change of language and a change of heart. For you or for anyone else to mock those who strive, often against long odds, for the recognition and respect they deserve, seems gratuitously hurtful and degrading.
Our message is as simple as it is powerful: people with intellectual disabilities are human beings. Gaining social recognition of that humanity continues to be an elusive goal for them and for those who love and care about them. For centuries, they have borne the stigma of institutionalization, sterilization, social isolation, and bigotry. The names associated with them - such as "retarded" and "retard" - have for too long been used as cruel taunts.
Despite the searing pain that this word (and others) has visited on millions, people with intellectual disabilities have nonetheless persevered to try to gain their dignity. For half a century, mothers, fathers, siblings, and people with intellectual disabilities have worked to open the eyes of the world to the simple truth that each of us has gifts. They do not deserve to be mocked by you."
In closing, Shriver calls on Limbaugh to help the mentally disabled by "ending your use of this term and by further using your great influence and position to help others do the same." (Read the whole letter here.)
The controversy over the "R-word" comes just as the Special Olympics is gearing up for its second annual "Spread The Word to End the Word" campaign.They have set up a website,, where people can pledge not to use the word anymore. According to a spokesperson, they're hoping to obtain at least 100,000 pledges to "change the conversation," and as of this writing, they've collected over 55,000 pledges, including Rahm Emanuel's.
- Brett Michael Dykes is a contributor to the Yahoo! News blog."

The Toilets In Cambria

Cambria California has a water-usage policy that permits only one and a half gallons of water to go down the pipes after each flush of the shitter. This means that you have two choices open to you if you use a toilet in Cambria: you can flush 20 times per session to get everything that comes out of your ass and off of the toilet paper roll to actually go down the drain OR you can have your feces flowing across the living room floor. Because I failed at the first option I was allowed to experience the second option when I stayed at a seaside motel in that resort town this week. Because there was no one on duty at the motel I was staying at I had to go to a Best Western down the road to get a plunger from the on-guard two managers there at midnight when I showed up. The night that I spent driving up and down the coastline and sloshing around through my own turds in the living room was deducted from my bill. The shit-free nights I still had to pay for. The reason this happened is because whenever a gray-haired lesbian and her woodsman lesbian lover stands in front of a city council full of pussywhipped husbands and demand that people conserve water on a planet that is 90 % water - the pussywhipped husbands say ok, we will do what you demand and pass a law requiring EVERYONE to obey the two ugly lesbian crones. You now have a complete history of the "ecology movement." It is in total opposition to the human bowel movement. We will all eventually be shitting in the streets like niggers. Because this is where this is all really heading: a return to the veldt.

Heart Attack Grill

The guy that opened the Heart Attack Grill in Arizona now sends out reports to people regarding his court battles. Kind of like Scientology does. I told him to take me off his list. Here's his email to me that prompted my monumental decision regarding hearing aobut his life in court. And I guess to other people he thinks give a shit. Hey, Jon, let me tell you what we give a shit about: seeing your waitress's nipples. Not a whining iteration of your court career.

"Dear Patients,

As many of you can remember back in 2005, we were the absolute laughingstocks of the industry. Everyone said we were “crazy”, that a medical themed restaurant selling Bypass Burgers from pretty Nurses would, “surely fail”! Well as an ordinary guy with a wife, three little kids, and zero start up money, I pretty much think that my spatula and I have proved the critics to be wrong.

As many of you may have heard, I’m having to quash yet another copycat restaurant in Florida. It’s really getting quite tiring, as just eight months ago I had to expend the time and resources to force the total closure of another Florida impersonator called the “Flatline Grill”.

Don’t worry, the current impostors are no where near as sophisticated as any of my previous opponents. It’s well documented that they came to the Heart Attack Grill in 2009 seeking a franchise opportunity in Florida, but after learning everything they could, they simply opted to steal.

The real irony is that the same ‘Monday Morning Quarterbacks’ who said that the Heart Attack Grill would never succeed are now stumbling all over themselves in an effort to copy us. In fact I have successfully forced the removal of Bypass Burger menu items from no less than seven different restaurants in just the last 30 days... wow!

While I truly wish that I could spend my time and resources on careful expansion into new cities, everyone should be aware of just how important it is to all of us that we continue to fight for our legal rights. After all, the Heart Attack Grill has always been about your American duty to stand up and be counted as an individual!

In fact I’ve come to realize that it’s you, the patients, who are the Heart Attack Grill’s true and genuine stakeholders. Long after my personal surgical career has finished, when the next generation of Doctors and Nurses take charge, one thing will remain constant… a patient who hungers for an honest, non-pretentious burger and good entertainment at a price that a regular person can afford.

With this fact in mind, I believe it’s right to involve everyone in our expansion decision. For the last six months I’ve had realtors in Orlando aggressively searching for an ideal Heart Attack Grill location. As I’ve always said, to keep quality high, we are only going to open up a few total locations ever. With all copycats in Florida, yes, Florida is definitely one of them, but where in Florida?

Everyone who fills out our survey (it only takes 60 seconds) will receive a coupon for a free ½ pound Single Bypass Burger® and Flatliner Fries™. It doesn’t matter what your answers are, but it is important that you fill out the survey truthfully and accurately.
Click here to do it now

To Your Health,

Dr Jon
Chief Surgeon
Heart Attack Grill®

(Isn’t it pathetic that I have to put the “TM” after everything now? What kind of a world do we live in where people’s parents teach them the difference between right and wrong?)"

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The San Simeon Seal Slaughter

Actually they are sea elephants. Not seals. Cecily has been wanting to see the sea elephants hump other sea elephants for years and so this year we went. She gets upset at me for watching porn but her wanting and yearning to watch sea elephants hump - basically rape - a harem of 20 slave seal elephant chicks.... this is ok. This isn't pervy psychosis, this is serious science and noble nature-watching. I want to watch an Andrew Blake porn with two beautiful women in beautiful surroundings amid marble columns and Persian-rug wall-hangings and vast palatial rooms of Louie the 15th furniture and hallways of black polished granite photographed with care and Hollywood-level professionalism, i want to watch these two perfect human female specimens lick each others' naked pussies, and whoa, i am a degenerate monstrosity not fit for life in an underground sewer in New Delhi. Cecily wants to watch a three ton piece of sea shit rape a 20 pound newborn sea elephant infant and then flop atop it exhausted for ten minutes and crush its little rape victim to death, that's ok, that's a pleasant afternoon on the Central Coast involved in the discovery of knowledge and the gaining of insights into creation. This year, over and above the common and everyday hazards to newborn sea elephants, which are legion, and perhaps a number higher than the number of atoms in the universe, there was the added excitement of a ferocious shore-storm with 25 foot waves and 80 mile an hour winds which pressed the sea in smashing, pulverizing ferocity into the, basically, box canyon that constitutes where sea elephants have decided to breed - PROBABLY the stupidest place they could have selected on the globe, a thin strip of beach with cliffs behind it - this storm that lasted 3 days and knocked down Cambrian Pine trees which have been standing for 300 years, also killed lots and lots of the newborn sea elephant "pups." You see they cannot swim when they are born. This is more of Nature's genius. A creature that spends it's life at sea is born on land and unable to swim. Oh, and another thing, if they lose contact with mom the only way they can find her again is by the sound of her unpleasant screeching. Which if 25 other unpleasantly screeching moms are unpleasantly screeching, the pup probably won't be able to hear mom. Oh, and if one of the moms whose pup died in one of a thousand different ways is approached by an orphaned sea elephant desperate for milk because it's own mom died or is down the other end of the beach - she won't adopt it. She'll try to kill it unless it gets the hell away from her. She would PREFER that it die of starvation but she will be happy to kill it personally if it persists on trying to get the milk from her which her own dead pup sure won't be needing. So on this day in sea elephant paradice over and above the raping and fighting and squashing of pups there was also the starving of orphaned pups by childless females who would rather kill a pup not her own than save its life. Oh and stepdad will kill pups all over the place too, but, to his credit, not on purpose. Just due to sheer stupidity. The whole race of sea elephants, males, females, and children, are the stupidest species there is. There is no doubt at all about this. They are a meaningless, revolting alien life form that deserves to be eradicated so that all memory of them is removed from the earthly record. If we don't do it the visitors from other planets will. They will know enough to do that. They will see this oversight on the part of humans for what it is: a big mistake, and they will fix it. The birth of sea elephants is always a great and exciting spectacle of infant mortality even in uneventful years but this year the storm assault upon the nursery brought the thousands of turkey vultures which inhabit the area like demons inhabit Muslims, it brought them actually down from the skies - which is the only place humans usually see them, flying the updrafts and never landing while anyone is near - this year saw them sitting on fenceposts along the roadside. There was no need for them to search the long California coast for something a seagull regurgitated last month, there was a banquet of dead sea elephants lining the shores, more food than all the vultures in California and Africa combined with enough left over for Rosie Odonnell, Oprah Winfrey and Kirstie Ally. The California Department of Sea Elephant Porn has constructed a long walkway that hovers above the long beach of carnage and carnality so that you can bring all your kids to stand and watch sea elephant boners entering sea elephant twats, followed by the ugliest fucking outside of a Ron Jeremy movie. It makes Max Hardcore look sane and bashful. I kept hoping to see Jap Zeros come out of the skies, low and in single file, straving the strand of smelly-suet-from-the-seas with machinegun fire until after the hundredth plane passed there was nothing left alive along the beach so that the thousands of nearby vultures could come on over and reduce the mess to bones without fear of being raped by one of the males.