Hindu Doctor: Muslim Doctor

   The difference between a Hindu doctor and a Muslim doctor is, the Muslim doctor will actually try and kill you because murder is a virtue in Islam. The Hindu doctor will not try and kill you but if you die he won't lose any sleep over it because you are just going to come back anyway, probably as a cockroach OR.....if you died in a perfect stage of your reincarnations and at last had achieved your perfect life then you will be ascending into the Bliss of Completedness and so he did you a favor.
   Try and always get a....and you might want to sit down for this.....a CHRISTIAN doctor. Or  Jew one. The Christian doctor will pro'bly actually make an effort to keep you alive. And the Jew will pro'bly actually accomplish it.