the difference between a muslim and a jew

you know what the difference between a muslim and a jew is? a muslim will spend his whole life trying to figure out a way to kill you. a jew will spend his whole life trying to figure out a way to get you to kill him. this observation is not a joke i made up. it's an observation that i realized. however you very likely laughed at it because you recognized it as true. there are some muslim and some jews living here. the muslims are all very low key. they are all very friendly. they are all very quiet. they do nothing at all to make you even notice they are here except for the costuming. these muslims are quietly meditating and contemplating how to kill me, the infidel. the jews on the other hand are all royal pains in the ass. they are being annoying 24 hours a day, doing things they are not supposed to be doing, breaking every technically-ambiguous rule there is in the place, installing things they are not supposed to install, making automatons of noise prominent on their property so they can offend with sound, being generally filthy with the trash and violating ten thousand HOA rules because "their religion commands it" involving, among other things, constructing huge tents like nomadic fucking beouins during their trillion-times-a-week "sacred holidays" and making you think about them 24 hours a day and how you can kill them and get away with it. the muslims?......nice as fuck and so polite and cooperative! meanwhile they are picturing you as red splattered droplets on all the trunks of the trees.