Friday, November 7, 2014

The Screen Actors Guild

   The Screen Actors Guild - in which I am a member - has what can only be described as a bewitching, almost blackly magical power to render its card carrying members imbeciles. Now it could be that they are imbeciles to begin with since the members of the Screen Actors Guild have as their means of employment reading words and ideas composed by others. The witchery is so strong that when one of them - a member of the Screen Actors Guild - attempts to speak on his own……imbecility is the result.
   The most recent example of this is Keira Knightly who today announced that because photography - her means of employment - degrades women….she will pose for a naked picture and make it public.
   Now, I told you members of the Screen Actors guild are idiots. Read ten more times Keira Knightly's - who gets photographed for a living - read her  announcement and concern and her method of combating this - I guess crime - and tell me I am wrong about the Screen Actors Guild's members. She's just today's representative. There will be a new one tomorrow just as there were thousands in the days and years before today. Thank you.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

The Nigger In Chief After The Election of Nov. 2014

   It's now just a matter of days or months before Obama straps a ton of explosives to himself and runs into a Catholic school and blows everyone up while screaming allahu akbar. you heard it here first. navy log.

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Thought For The Day

   The Jehova's Witnessess' refusal to allow transfusions sounds a little less less like criminal negligence and a little more like sensible thinking when you realize that they don't tell you what race the blood you are getting came out of. You think about that for a while and then you start to think "Ya know what?…..I can't fault them Jovies all that much, maybe…."

Henry Waxman


   This….thing…..is Henry Waxman. He has been a congressman from california since 1975. SINCE NINETEEN SEVENTY-FIVE!!!!  For FORTY FUCKING YEARS voters have decided that this fucking abominable apparition is just the guy to solve their problems for them. And of course congressmen - in the minds of Americans - are magical elves and wizards capable of doing what normal people - people who don't look this ugly and inhumanly disgusting, in other words - cannot possibly do for themselves. What kind of even-uglier, even-stupider-looking freaks of nature do you suppose this grotesquerie has been running-against in order for him to become the victor time and time again? Oh, and thank God he is not a fucking SENATOR! People would be bowing before him in reverence and thanksgiving for his almost godlike potential on their behalf. Would you even hire this fuck to change a tire? I wouldn't The car would puke as soon as he got near it.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Thought For The Day

   If you were a woman MD you would be sticking your finger up mens' asses and feeling their balls for about a hundred or so an hour. If you were a prostitute you would be doing the same thing for probably twice as much an hour plus you wouldnt have to spend any time in college or grad school or internship. So why is the first job considered noble and the second one considered a felony?

Friday, October 17, 2014

Rush Limbaugh's New Low

   Rush Limbaugh is now taking calls from children proclaiming how great his kiddie books are. This is something only Communist and Nazi dictators do; surround themselves with children for photo shoots. No normal child wants to read a fucking history book, especially a fairy tale history book written by a low IQ'd glutton who need Viagra to get a boner. Any kid who would call Rush Limbaugh to tell him how much they enjoy learning about American history by reading his weirdly pandering creepy book that talks down to children…that kid has to be either fucking with Limbaugh or is the class pain in the ass douchebag tattle-taling annoying little lord fauntleroy pest. Naturally, because it's a "youngster" Rush is all palsy-walsy with the little twerp and not at all adult, and by adult i mean intelligent. He has no conscience or class, that idiot. And no shame. and the book is actually an embarrassment. it's like a religious catechism of propaganda and mystical destiny crap. It's a cult primer for kids. courtesy of a disgusting fat gluttonous know-nothing self proclaimed genius of social engineering. With talent on loan from God. Who he only marginally believes in, by the way. He HAS no religion. So I don't know what he's prattling on about this being a Christian nation. How would he know? He's not a Christian.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Ebola Virus Pic



This is what an ebola virus looks like.