Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Overland Letter to John&Ken, Los Angeles Radio Talkshow Hosts

Dear John and Ken;

     I was not in the I-15 fire. But I will bet you anything that the idiot cops in the Highway Patrol were solely responsible for all the cars and trucks burning to the fucking ground.
     
     Cops are not good at saving property. They are in the business of destroying property and confiscating what remains. It is firemen who are good at saving property.
     
     I will bet you anything that the fucking cops did nothing to wall-off from the oncoming path-of-fire  the oncoming and departing traffic. I will bet you they stopped all the cars directly in the path of where they all agreed the fire would travel: and then ordered everyone out of their stopped cars and told them to flee. I bet they stopped the cars on purpose in the path of the flames because cops - especially State Highway Patrol cops - are all sociopathic sadists.

     The firemen, on the other hand - you saw the videos - they positioned themselves between non burning cars and burning cars and would hose the fire and then hose a non burning car to protect it then hose the fire again - all the while in danger of explosion or smoke inhalation or heat exhaustion and a million other things, all the while trying to save property. Meanwhile there wasnt a cop within a hundred miles. They were all laughing at all the cars and people they fucked up by making them stop in the danger zone rather than keeping the danger zone free of vehicles. Because they are assholes. All cops are assholes. All firemen are self-sacrificing protectors. Cops never protect anyone. They kidnap them and take their stuff.  Firemen rescue you and save your stuff.

     If they fired all the fucking cops and replaced them with firemen America would be a happy, peaceful, prosperous place.


Sincerely,




J.J. Solari

Overland Letter to Donald Trump

Dear Donald Trump,

   I don't suppose I have to tell you, government - of any kind - just doesn't work. If government was voluntary nobody would join.

     I'm sure I speak for everyone with an IQ over 210 that you are a living example of what a non-bureaucrat can do in America; namely provide people with what they want, not with what government tells you to get; mandatory shitty insurance comes to mind. Getting drafted to die for no reason comes to mind.

     I live in California. These fucking bureaucratic assholes cant even provide water - which comprises 80% of the earth's surface - they can't provide water to the residents even though the biggest fucking ocean in the solar system is two feet away. 

     We have a fucking deranged psychotic sadist for a governor who wants to provide trains for illegal Mexicans in central California to get from one fucking lettuce ranch to another for free..... at a cost to build that could provide 100 desalinization plants instead.  We can't get a fucking drink of water and Jerry Brown wants to build a train for illegals. That's his top priority.

     This isnt leadership, this is a fucking madhouse full of reetards.

     No one in their right mind runs for office. I don't know how you are standing the stupidity of what you are confronting. Fortunately it is stupidity. If it was intelligence arrayed against you via the press, and the assholes in Congress, not to mention that fucking Kenyan jihadist imbecile in the White House - you would have an actual problem. Anyway all government legislators are people who have severe personality problems. Your first task as President I hope is to shut down every government office and agency and public "servant" in America. Watch things get Real Normal Real Fast.

     God Bless free enterprise. God damn government.

     Thank you.



Sincerely,




J.J. Solari

Overland Letter to Donald Trump

Dear Donald Trump,

     The good thing about all these other Republican candidates running to Mccain's defense is that you can now zero-in on the fucker. He's weak. He's a loser. He went to Vietnam and came back a fucking Marxist. That's not defending freedom. That's going over to the other side. There's nothing noble about that. It's weak. I'm sure he was weak before they got his hands on him. 

     Oh, and that blowhard make-believe Preacher Perry?.....the fact that he says you are not fit to be Commander in Chief - I don't know what it tells you but what it tells me is that he knows you are actually going to be Commander in Chief.


Sincerely, 



J.J. Solari

Overland Letter to Donald Trump

Dear Donald Trump,


     Your'e going to walk away with this election. Outside of Reagan and George Murphy and Sonny Bono and Al Franken you're the only candidate in modern history who ever had an actual job. And unlike those other guys just mentioned you didn't need an agent to get them.


Sincerely,



J.J. Solari

New Overland Letter to Donald Trump


Dear Donald Trump,

     The difference between you and all the other candidates is that you want to actually fix something. Bureaucrats hate when things run properly; no one needs them when things are functioning. That's why bureaucrats like chaos and promote chaos and insist that it's necessary; 'cause it's all they know how to create.

     Someone like you comes along who actually wants to end the chaos....the other candidates, the other office holders, the other government employees, they all go fucking apeshit.

     Keep at it.


Sincerely,




J.J. Solari

Overland Letter to Donald Trump


Dear Donald Trump,

     Apparently you calling the vaunted Huffington Post a blog that nobody reads has cause them to venture into the world of comedy and satire in an attempt to out-insult you.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-heffernan/exclusive-trump-tower-dis_b_7824548.html

     They're no Jon Stewart.

     This is probably James Hefferman's first attempt at comedy. Comedy is not something you can learn or get better at. It's like playing Rachmaninoff piano concertos: you are either perfect at it and at Carnegie Hall or you are playing in the living room while everyone else stays in the kitchen.



Sincerely, 




J.J. Solari

Friday, July 17, 2015

Latest Overland Letter to Donald Trump

                                                               The Republican "Debates"




Dear Donald Trump,  

     There is about as much chance of the other Republican candidates showing up to a debate you will be involved in as there is of me coming between the Hiltons and the Rothschilds in a romantic scandal involving the three of us and a herd of goats.

     The only candidate other than you who doesn't talk in soundbites, verbal stew, exhausted vocabulary attached to no actual concepts, and who isn't interested in "bringing things to the table" and "hitting the ground running" and reaching across the god damned aisle, and "doing this for our kids" and "not abandoning our elderly" and "establishing a dialogue" and "embracing the diversity" and ten million other piles of oral shit-explosions is Rand Paul. And his hair is even weirder than yours. At least yours looks like it went under a dryer at some point. His looks like he was just pulled out of the river.

     Ya know what?.....maybe he'd be the perfect running mate! Just from a hair standpoint! I mean, that's no more wacky than what brought Obama and Biden together: which was Biden's scotch and Obama's pot. At least with you and Paul your heads are only weird on the outside. Inside things are workin' pretty goddamn good.

     Keep kickin' ass.



Sincerely,  




J.J. Solari