Monday, June 29, 2015

Hate




 I have so much hate in me Siths routinely come to me to offer counseling.


Sunday, June 28, 2015

Nestle Water

Nestle Purelife water in the 16.9 0z plastic bottle, the bottle is so thin trying to save money in packaging and appear all holy and sanctified to the dyke brigade of environmentalist marxist commies, the plastic is so flimsy that when you finally manage to unscrew the impossible-to-unscrew top off, the hand that has been not turning the cap, the fingers all come together and push the contents of the bottle out onto you and onto everything under and around you. And then when you throw the bottle at the wall in a fit of rage the more water gets onto stuff. None of the things the water ends up on being the interior lining of your stomach. This is what happens when CEO's want to make friends more than they want to make customers.

Antman

   Antman looks like the dumbest fucking pile of shit I've ever seen.

Two Escaped Billion Dollar Americans

   Two Americans apparently outside the jurisdiction of the Constitution managed to escape their imprisonment for having done things people who never knew them arrested them for and people who never knew them paid for their room and board, well, they escaped and the people paying their room and board then had to pay 1,000 (one thousand) bureaucrats and their dogs to go look for them for three weeks. All of them on salary and eventual pensions. Of course just letting them go and sealing up the hole they made...that was absolutely out of the question.
   Well, they killed one. So they quit looking for him, they had him back. He was dead, but he was back. They didn't just leave him where he lay, they carted him away. Dead. They went looking for him and they killed him. If you escape I guess the deal is they hunt you down and kill you to teach you a lesson. You are not supposed to try and escape. You are supposed to behave. You were put in prison for apparently not behaving, why they expect them to behave when suddenly thrust unto conditions rivaling the subterranean hellholes of Ancient Rome, I dunno. Why they expect a turnaround in a misbehaving nature by poking sticks into their hides, I dunno.
   Anyway they found the second guy today and shot him too. So far he ain't dead. They are going to try to keep him alive so that they can put him back into prison only under worse conditions since he escaped. Which you are not only not supposed to do you are not even supposed to make an effort.
   Since both those guys were born up until today, nothing they have done or have had done to them has affected my life. And yet I am suppose to pay for all this retribution the State needs to take upon them, up to and including hunting them down and killing them. Why not just shoot them while they are in jail? Save all that hunting time and man-hours, since I'm paying for this. Assholes.

YES

Chris Squire died.

Christians and Muslims, Second Attempt

   If you are a Christian and you find that you are sounding anything like a Muslim or doing anything a Muslim does, then you are doing something wrong as a Christian. Chief among these crimes being the Christian need to threaten someone they are arguing with with eternal hellfire if they don't start agreeing with the Christian who is doing all the threatening. Muslims do this too. And better than you, they have the Koran to guide them which is a pretty thick pamphlet of descriptions of hell and torture. If you want to really threaten someone with punishments and do it with some verve and pizzass after they have started turning back into dust, you might want to become a Muslim.
   Another thing Muslims do is ritualistic repetition of meaningless and useless tasks that accomplish nothing other than exhaustion and fear to the performer of them. Catholics are the Christians that most resemble the Muslims in this regard,  in fact, except for the Jesus Thing, Christians and Muslims are almost identical in the fruits which they impart to their devotees: which is fear and a ruthless need to punish "wrongdoers;" the wrong-doing here usually being the commission of a victimless crime or the omission of a meaningless ritual.
   Both Muslims and Christians regard a single book as "holy," one being a history book, the other being the crazed demands and hallucinations of a deranged lunatic. One group call their book "the word of God" even though the God in it does the least amount of talking of all the people who actually do talk in it.
   To most non-Catholic Christians the Bible is the fourth person of the trinity.
   To Catholics, maybe to their credit, maybe not, the Bible is basically an unknown quantity, something that is "used by the Protestants."
   Christians and Muslims both hate the Jews. They both claim different reasons but the real reason is because the Jews, A: don't really care how you behave as long as they get the discount or other unearned bonus they feel they are for some reason entitled-to at the checkstand..... B: they don't give a shit about the afterlife, and, C: they don't try and convert you.
   These three attributes are hateful to Christians and Muslims.
   Christians and Muslims are very preoccupied with their own and everyone else's genitals. This is because they deny themselves genital experiences that they are tempted by. Unlike the bonobos who just give in to them in a spirit of cooperation and mutual orgasmic bliss. Therefore, unlike bonobos they become fixated on sex out of crazed frustration, self-inflicted, and usually expel these compulsions by killing someone. Ot maybe by killing a lot of people over a long period of time.
   Thus has been created the word and concept of "taboo." Fucking your mother is taboo but aborting your offspring or tossing it alive into the fires of the statue of Moloch....that's a holy act designed to please the deity. Fucking your mom is a heinous damnnable offense. Even if she's smokin' hot. Fucking your sister?.....let's not even go there. Abortion? Child-rape and child murder as an offering to Ikstactelxetl, the Bird-God of Gay Plumage and Throat-Slitting?..... that's a noble and holy act of love.

Christians and Muslims

 


There needs to be a new word for the kind of Christian I am. One that clearly expresses the vast Grand Canyon that separates me from all the rest of Christianity. I am a Jesus Defender. I am not a "follower of Jesus." I am a defender of Jesus. I am about as interested in following in Jesus' footsteps as I am in getting my dick sucked by a piranha. I am about as interested in the "afterlife" as I am in becoming a Scientologist. I am monitoring mine and my neighbors' genitals about as much as I am monitoring the cat five blocks away. I give a shit about who marries who as I care about Jane Goodall's mother fucking chimpanzees. I defend Jesus. I do not "live a good life." I defend Jesus. I don't give a shit what you do if it doesnt affect me. What I do, if it doesn't affect you, is none of your business. Christianity is not about me. It's not about you. It's not about your balls. It's not about your daughter's pussy. Which I have seen. And licked. Christianity is about Jesus. Period. Who he is. What he did. Why he did it. And how he apparently failed miserably at it. And how you can use that to your immeasurable advantage. I defend Jesus and I preach the good news. which no one wants to hear. Because they have a lifelong investment in lies and misunderstanding and erroneous notions of behavior and a belief that only by policing their neighbors can peace on earth be achieved. Hey, fuck these assholes. I defend Jesus. Not you. In fact, I don't even like you. I am more satanic than I am Jesus-like. Jesus wants you to live and live abundantly. I want you to die a horrible death, preferably while I watch and eat hot dogs and drink beer and get a handjob from Jaime Pressly.
   It turns out this posting has nothing to do with Muslims. I apologize.