Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Why Shumer Can't Handle The Press

Actually it ain't just Schumer. I have been nagging Trump for a year, even before he got elected - cause I knew he would get elected - I been nagging him for a year to make me press secretary. I'm the only person on earth who understands the press. I'm the only one on earth who understands why they're all fuckheads. Reporters; anchormen; news "analysts;" correspondents - they're all frustrated novelists. What they want to do is write fiction and become rich and famous. But they will settle for having their name on a "news" story. Their editors - and they all have editors - are even worse. Editors of the printed word are, except for one in a million, a form of hollow-shelled spiritual losers that even Satan finds repugnant. So these editors all strive to make their "writers" into the same sort of soulless losers the editors are. Not that a lot of journalists are not quite happy to be self-starters in the vileness category, they are.
     Whatever, the upshot of it all is that "the press" is made up of frustrated untalented, unprincipled novelists. So inventing "news" is what comes in second for them.
     Also, all writers, except for myself, are communists. Writers become writers because they are lazy people, especially intellectually lazy people. But physically lazy too. You will never encounter a writer who is either in shape or who has his head on straight.  And to encounter one with both? You would have to encounter me to encounter that dude. Plus I'm 73. If you make it to 73 and you haven't figured everything out about the world of global politics by then then you're hopeless. How does it feel to be hopeless, punk?

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Trump In A Nutshell

trump's gotta be amazed every day at what lazyass piles of shit every elected bureaucrat is. i mean he's always known, but he was never one of them. but now that's all he sees every day AND he's the fucking boss. i bet every day he is tempted to close down DC altogether.
      here's the deal with trump: he basically has spent his life working with organized mafia crime bosses. that's the line of work he's in: construction and retail and customer service and investments. he has to work with union people who are all working for the five families. cause that's how things are. its what we do here. now the thing about organized crime mafia people is they all know what useless assholes bureaucrats are. they dont see majestic statesmen, they see useless conmen who somehow keep managing to convince "voters" that they are magical wizards who give you things. rather than satanic monsters who take everything from you.
         now the MOB they at least give you something for your money: drugs, pussy, a spin of the roulette wheel, liquor, more drugs, and "protection." the government also provides "protection" except government protection doesnt protect you and it often punishes you for no reason. at least the mafia doesnt punish you for no reason.
              so anyway mobsters see bureaucrats for what they are: organized crime. organized crime that provides no products or services. unlike actual organized crime. also the only reason organized crime is "crime" is because the other organized crime family - the government - has declared mobster organized crime "criminal." actually it's the government that is a genuinely criminal organization if you describe criminal as "taking things that dont belong to you and harming people who have not harmed you."
              now, if a mobster steals your car you have a good excuse to go over to him and fuck him up. if the government steals your car not only will you not be able to do anything about it but they will take you too, for no reason, if they feel like it. 
           the Mob never behaves this way. they have too much honesty.
         so anyway trump is now in charge of -basically - all of america's lazyass useless child molesting sociopathic sit-around, do nothing, imbecilic, Marxist bureaucrats. he's gotta be either laughing his ass off or shaking his head in despair. i hope he's laughing his ass off because i iwant a cigar and a margarita on the roof of the LV Trump and I need him around for me to do that. I dont need him in a Home For The Clinically Depressed.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Facebook Jail

I got thrown in facebook jail again. Hence this posting. Facebook is basically my only blog now. If everything I have posted and commented on Facebook was made into a book it would be ten volumes and the most fantastic book every made. When I become Trump's press secretary I have no doubt the entire contents of everything and anything I have put on the internet will come into public view. Heart attacks will sweep the globe that I even exist.

Sunday, January 8, 2017


as you know, who has never read this blog, this blog was started the day - i think - when the monkey man, the upper canopy dweller, Muzzbama, the Islamic piece of shit commie pinko asshole homo fuckhead piece of shit piece of shit won the democratic election in nov 2007. i was in the same state then that the libs are in today: fear and despair. Such like I have never experienced as an American. I hated the flag for at least three years. I wanted to spit on it. I didn't of course, but I wanted to. i started this blog to express my hatred and wrath and to have an outlet for name-calling in a public venue against Muzzbama. Of course, in between attacks I had to write about other things, and so for a while this blog was going strong and then at some point Facebook came along and I could get instant gratification  there so this blog kind of dissipated into vapor and kind of ended. But not officially. But when Trump takes office it might. I will have considered the job over. And yes I take full credit for putting Trump into office. I saw a job that needed doing and I did it. You can thank me of course but fair to say I didn't do it for you. I did it for me. Just for the record.  

Saturday, September 3, 2016

"Sovereign Citizens"

     There is a group in the USA calling themselves the "Sovereign Citizens Movement," or some such moniker, one of whom made the news today when he was pulled over for driving like the asshole he likely is. He went on and on to the cop at the window about how he was free from the authority of the cop and demanded the cop identify himself, which the cop did, cause, shit, they'll do that much before they fuck up your life, they don't have a problem with identifying themselves, they like it, cause they like to be able to prove they are - like Mr. Sovereign - an asshole. So that all occured and then the cop proceeded with his asshole side of things and ordered the sovereign asshole out of the vehicle at which point the sovereign asshole went for a hidden pistol. Things became less and less sovereign for the sovereign Mr Webb from that point on and he is now reigning in jail.
    The trouble with Right Wing Independent Philosophers is that they are not good at philosophy. For example, calling yourself a "sovereign citizen" is calling yourself a contradiction. And contradictions don't exist. They are by definition non existent except as an abstract logical concept called "contradictions."Already I have lost and confounded any Right Wing Warriors of the Constitution with this. However, to continue, you cannot be a citizen and also be sovereign. In reality - let's say as far as God and Nature are concerned -  yes, you are a sovereign. As far as the cop is concerned you are a citizen. And he is the one you will be dealing with. Not God and Nature. So in other words, you were born sovereign, but you entered, at birth, a governmental control group of a "nation." So you were born a citizen of it. Being a citizen overrides sovereignty because you are outnumbered as a sovereign by the citizenry that doesn't care about sovereignty or anything else other than having you obey people you never met. Which is the nature of being a citizen. Or in other words the nature of citizenry is the exact opposite and contrary of being a sovereign. In Actual Reality you are a sovereign. In Human Social Reality, however, you are a slave. There is no such thing as a sovereign slave. And there is no such thing as a sovereign citizen. Mr. Webb is finding this out, in fact, but he is not capable of admitting to himself that that is what he is finding out. What he may be figuring out, though, is that he did not handle his traffic stop well.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

World Politics 101

Government is defined as "that agency that has a monopoly on the use of force." "Force" is defined as "initiating coercion." Resisting coercion is not force. It is self defense. Absence of government is not "anarchy." Absence of government is liberty. Anarchy cannot exist. Only, either, government or liberty can exist. There is no such thing as anarchy. There is only government or liberty. if you have government you cannot have liberty. if you have liberty you do not have government. You cannot have "limited" government. You cannot have a limit on a monopoly. People who proudly vouchsafe "limited government" are people who are going to lose to those desire unlimited - or normal - government. Because these latter people have the logical high ground. And they are being resisted by blithering idiots. Blithering idiots never win anything. Because they are stupid.
   The entertainment known as "war" can only occur between governments: two entities vying for a monopoly on the use of force. "Liberty and freedom" is never the result of war. Only who will hold the monopoly on the use of force is decided by war. No war in human history has ever resulted in liberty and freedom for the "winning" side. All that has been decided is which party is no longer vying for the title of tyrant.
     All governments are tyrannies. There are no "degrees" of government. There are only degrees on the varying expenditure of tyrannicism the acting government is releasing at any particular moment.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

the NFL douches

We, the douches here at the NFL, we have announced that our players do not have to stand for the National Anthem if they don't want to. You see, we here at the NFL, we only interfere with players' behavior when it occurs off the field and not within the NFL's terrain. Such as in a player's kitchen. If an NFL player does something untoward in his own house the NFL will take immediate action to punish that individual and if possible his entire family and if things go really right we will ruin his life altogether, preferably with jail time on felony charges.


should this same player while, not in his kitchen, but on the playing field, fail to stand at the National Anthem of his Country in the arena where he is employed by the NFL and where he likely takes down hundreds of thousands of dollars a year if not millions of them for playing a game from Sept to Jan, and if by refusing to respect the land he is allegedly sworn to defend by scorning the melody that represents that land and the people who died so that he could make millions playing a childish game....well, then the NFL regrets to inform you that we would not deign to interfere in this fellow's desire to make a spectacle of and be an embarrassment to the NFL and the Nation he so clearly detests. No, the NFL, until such time as he acts-up in his own kitchen...... so long as he is on an NFL field of play, he is deserving of his personal opinions and the respect of all who he is offending and insulting. We, the NFL, realize that when he is at home he is only offending maybe one, maybe two people by his private personal actions, but we, the NFL would take brisk and immediate countermeasures regardless. Even though only maybe two people are involved and in a location far removed from NFL property and worldwide tv cameras and thousands and thousands of others all over the globe. We nevertheless will intrude and vigorously to punish his behavior in his own house because it is an outrage!!! However as far as making an embarrassment of the NFL on the playing field by expressing what amounts to a borderline treasonous act against his Country?......we here at the NFL - douchebags all - bow down before him and honor his dignity and courage in expressing his hatred and disgust and lack of appreciation to his Country and for acting like a stupid fucking asshole in front of the NFL and all the rest of us. For this, we have nothing but respect and courtesy. Thank you______Sincerely, all the douchebag worthless classless fuckheads at the NFL.