The Rebel Flag

   I know a lot of Boston Yankees. They all hate the South. I tell them - because they also hate Italians and I love proving my intellectual superiority over their weak and pathetic Irish brains - I tell them the South just did to the North what the North did to England; secede. They get very upset at this. Because it's ok to want freedom from England but it's not ok to want Freedom from DC. Which is every bit as oppressive as England is. But England is "foreign." DC is America. No one in their right mind would want to be free from America. 'Cuz being ordered around by a Yankee is just the greatest thing going. Who wouldn't want that?