Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Palin Meets Trump

Sarah Palin, who seems to have the transparent cunning of a tree sloth, has paid a public visit to Donald Trump, probably to fuck him. I think as soon as he opened his mouth and started ripping into the nigger in chief that Sarah Palin started to drip large drops of cock-lube from between her legs. It is no accident that she makes herself up like the secretary in the porn movie with the glasses and the hair all done up that can cascade down at the removal of just one pin. And the husband of hers looks like he would be happier fucking a walrus than his old lady. She's got one daughter that has all her brains in her vagina and in her stomach and another daughter who is destined for the pages of Playboy the instant she hits 18, she has an indeterminate number of sons who apparently have so little personality that they never remain in the mind of the observer for longer than a meteor flashing along the horizon out of the corner of one's eye; Piper seems to be the only one in the family with a normal brain and psyche and would likely make a more sensible bureaucrat than her mother, and all of this chaos leaves Sarah Palin with an itch to hook up with a man who is her equal in drawing a crowd. Which immediately eliminates Odd - i mean Todd - from the competition. And puts Donald Trump at the head of her Feed My Vagina list. I just hope they both have enough capitalistic sense to sell the videos after the excitement wears off.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

The Patriot Act

The Patriot Act has been extended by the nigger in chief for another four years. The Patriot Act is the act that monitors patriots and puts them through airport searches and long delays and feels their cocks and twats and balls so that non patriotic Muslims can avoid having their feelings hurt. The Patriot Act is the first time in American history that Congress has used the word patriot in any of its impositions to freedom and lo and behold the act they attach the word patriot to is the one that restricts and punishes patriots the most. In Congressional Lawyereeze this makes perfect sense and is completely logical. The Patriot Act: targeting patriots all over America as suspects.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Nigger Saves Europe While America Blows Away

I guess the moolie in chief went to Europe because they like Muslims over there, and the sight of a nigger in town is pretty rare, so I guess he is receiving the attention that a visiting zoo animal would. Meanwhile half the American countryside is either blown away or under water, but until it threatens the niggers of New Orleans I dont expect he will be too concerned, and the press hasn't blamed him yet for the weather like it did George Bush. Maybe the press knows that the nigger wouldn't put up with it, he ain't afraid to yell at anyone he feels like it, unlike that drunken frat-ass Bush who just stands there and looks stupid while people call him names.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Nigger-Watch For A Joplin Memo

I'm still waiting for Obama to take an interest, other than a gloating one, in the Joplin eradication. I GUESS IT HAS TO BE A NIGGER CITY and not a white one to get him aroused to the point of taking a gander at it.


This is the cover art to Lady GaGa's Born This Way album. I'm starting to like this cunt.


I wonder when the gold speculators are going to realize that an ounce of gold - which is a stone that lays on the ground until someone picks it up - is not worth 1500 dollars an ounce. An ounce of gold is about the size of a pea. Very few people with 1500 dollars in currency would trade it for an ounce of gold. You cannot DO much with an ounce of gold. With 1500 dollars worth of canned tomatoes you can probably live for two years. At some point the gold speculators are going to realize that they are gambling that nobody will ever realize what I am now saying: that gold cannot help you in a true emergency or collapse of the economy: very likely you will need things - real things, not glowing stones - to survive. You can maybe trade one of your cans of tomatoes for a flashlight battery. But you probably wont be able to trade your ounce of gold for anything. Even though it is very valuable!

One Picture Is Worth.....etcetera and so forth

Above is a photo I stared at and thought about for almost a full minute; deep in contemplation; awash in gradual enlightenment; and not enlightenment of an enlightening kind. The kind of enlightenment that makes you ask the cosmic and all important question that all men eventually ask if they have any awareness of life at all and that would be the question wtf? Yes, what the fuck; the question a wise man asks after becoming enlightened. the wtf-moment i am referring to right now, in this case, involves the photo above. Do you know where this is? No, it is not Mexico in the heart of the Yaqui homeland of anemic corn plants, scrawny chickens and 300 naked children hanging on to fat mommy's raggy dress. No, it is the border of Israel and Palestine. Wherever Palestine is. Apparently the border of Israel and Palestine changes every week depending on what the UN decides and what Israel counter decides. At any rate it is a border crossing between the two nations that have the whole entire rest of the planet in a fury and an uproar as to what do do about them. Americans are under constant threat of death, a ten year war has been engaged, 3,000 people and two skyscrapers on American land have been killed and destroyed, Europe is under threat of Muslim overthrow, most of Persia is in riot stage and all focus planetwide among nations with atomic warfare capabilities is honed-in at this spot in the picture: the Israel and Palestine border. And what do you see in the middle of the picture and the center attraction: that is right, a burro. A fucking goddamn prehistoric stone age covered-in-bundles-of-sticks burro. And is that asphalt and highway Macadam you see there underfoot of senyore burrow and his two mexican-like Chicklet-chewing bastard street urchins slash purse snatchers? No. It is dirt. Third world, fresh from the ground, never been not there...dirt. The whole world is focused and dying and living in tense fear and unquiet nervousness over two countries with a burro economy and a dirt foundation. You have to ask yourself how is this possible? And there are only two possible answers and only one of them can be right: because human societies are totally retarded and God is making a pretty apparent comedy show for the intelligent bystanders out of it. Or else it's simply because human societies are totally retarded and god is not involved, we are managing all this stupidity on our own.

The Mystery Of Israel

I was reading the Yahoo Whatever this morning and there was some peripheral mention of Israel, four years ago, bombing a Syrian secret nuclear reactor. They sent planes out, into a foreign country, blew to smithereens an entire industrial plant, wiped it out, came back, landed their planes, the pilots got out and went for bagels, the news mentioned it briefly and nonchalantly FOR ONE DAY.... "Israel warplanes today flew into Syria and destroyed a nearly-completed nuclear facility.".....and then it was never mentioned again. Ever. By anyone. Not even by Syria. Israel did the same things a few years before that in Iran. They flew some planes in, blew up a nearly completed Iranian nuclear plant and then went home! The end! BOTH of these incidents I would think should have instigated ten years of arguing, posturing, Time Magazine Cover Stories, Associated Press Outrage, endless hour long showsd on Public Tax Supported Commie Radio, self-hating Jew journalistic relentless harping along with demonstrations and demands that the United Nations "do something immediately about this!!" But nope. Not a peep out of anyone. So why all this 40 year Palestinian never ending pain in the ass nonsense? Why is THIS important, that a bunch of crazed Muslim monsters that even the other Arabs don't like, monopolize the world press and attention for throwing rocks at a country that routinely flies off and attacks other nations? This is a mystery to me. And world politics is easy to figure out, but once in a while weird twilight zone enigmas like this pop up and i go hmmmmmm; "Why is THIS happening?...." Ok, thank you. Fuck you.

A Nigger Goes To Ireland

There is actually a logical - logical to the sock monkey at least - reason why Obama went to Ireland. Because THAT'S WHAT REAGAN DID. And i guess no one has noticed but the leopard has for the second time changed his spots, from Marxist atheist, to Democratic Muslim and now to Republican Christian. He has picked up the Reagan playbook and is following it. His next move will be to meet the Pope. That will not exactly be like Satan meeting Jesus but it is an apt analogy. It's close enough to get the idea across. In a very rough and imperfect way. So Obama is now an Irishman and I guess the Irish are not at all pissed about it. I thought those people were supposed to have tempers. Guess not no more.

Monday, May 23, 2011

KLANGGGK! Another Fucked Up Nigger Mess

This is a fuckin' riot. The 300 billion dollar war-proof car the moolie in chief rides around in totally disintegrated on an irish curbstone HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Barack O'Bama is getting in touch with his Irish ancestral roots, according to the Associated Muslim Press, because as we all know he is an Irishman of long standing. Faith and bejabbers. But oi loike it tu. Magically delicious. An' sure. He said to the cheering Irish peasants, "There's a little bit o' green in the red white and blue." What he meant was the green of Islam, but don't expect the Irish to understand that. But to return to the Beast - the sound of that 10 ton Paranoia Vehicle bottoming out on that cow catcher is the greatest fucking sound in sound effect recording history. They ought to use that as the template sound effect for collapsing undercarriages for the next thousand years. I'm surprised the machinegun didnt spring into action and mow down the crowd. HHAHAHAHA i'm laughing already and it didnt even happen. Imagine if it had. I would have to be hospitalized with stomach ruptures.---- "My name is Barack Obama, of the Moneygall Obamas, and I've come home to find the apostrophe we lost somewhere along the way," a clearly tickled Obama — make that O'Bama — told the overflow throng at Dublin's College Green with his wife, Michelle, right by him. "We feel very much at home." _AP ---- this is what is known as malarky. In case you ever wondered what that Irish expression meant. It means what the sock monkey was lying about. They are going to have to change all the upholstery where the sock monkey and his panoramic-assed wife were sitting due to the vast amounts of the Shits of Fear that came pouring out of both their asses at the sound of the undercarriage clanking to the ground and the vehicle stopping dead flat dead on a tank trap. They musta all thought the Taliban had come to call to impart the vengeance of Allah's most sacred and holy balls upon them all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "DIS KAW IB APOTA NEBBA BE IN TRUBBIL, ITE! WHATDA FUK. NOW WE GONNA DIE! HOLY MAKRIL ANDY!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Joplin Missouri Tornado

I am going to venture a guess that the sock monkey is going to totally ignore the Joplin citizens because they are all white. Oh, and Christians. The sock monkey does not like white people and he especially detests white Christians. I just don't think he has the acting ability to even pretend to be uttering any concern, I think it would give him a headache. On the plus side, without his idiotic interference things will go a lot smoother and a lot faster. Because Barack Obama is a fucking moron and his involvement in ANYTHING leads to chaos and confusion and discord. That is his gift: fucking things up. It stems from his Irish ancestry, I guess.

The Nigger Irishman

The press is hinting that the sock monkey is actually an Irishman, faith an' be dither, an' sure, off with ya noo, saints be praised!!
It was alluded to in the main topic of the story which was that the "Beast" - which is the name given to the car the nigger in chief rides in, not the nigger in chief himself - the "Beast" - which is a specially designed vehicle that makes it nigger-proof, and which was likely designed by the Crips to Ultimate Anti Niggerattack Standards....well the unstoppable Beast got caught on a grating in the road in Ireland and wouldn't budge. There was no mention of whether or not the sock monkey and his wife both emptied their bowels into the upholstery at that point, thinking that they were now living a scene from a mafia movie, but i bet that smell is never gonna come out HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Here is how the AP headlined one of the stories:
"Obama connects with Irish roots." So you see? He is not a nigger at all. He is an Irishman. Faith and be jabbers. I suppose this also means that all the Irishmen are now also niggers. That would explain the tap dancing. Which both races seem to be quite adept at. Gee, Maybe Obama really is an Irishman.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Nightmare Act

The Dream Act is being touted on the news in California because the State Government is going to vote whether or not invader Mexicans should KIND of become citizens if they manage to shit in a certain pattern or quit pissing against their open car doors off the side of the freeway pretending their car is disabled when they are really just taking a piss against their open car door. I don't know exactly what they have to do but basically it is a new kind of amnesty program disguised as Heavenly Mercy. I know the angels and saints are involved because Catholic priests are swarming all over every Dream Act gathering of Mexican Indians because it means more children to fuck. Normal Catholicism is 50% voodoo and Mexican Catholicism is 90% voodoo and 10% out and out black magic. So "religious" candles, sold in grocery stores for 99 cents and which leap off the shelves, and have been for 50 years, are being carried piously by fat little Yaqui mothers-of-twelve and all the children and teens in these parades are dressed up like little white, well groomed children from Long Island, not like bandidos in wife-beaters and head bandanas, which is their normal attire. What happens in California happens eventually in what's left of America.

Cesar Chavez The Mexican Commie Agitator Has A Navy Ship Named After Him

The United States Navy has named a cargo ship in its fleet the USNS Cesar Chavez. They wanted to include the Cesar so that no one would think it was named after Hugo Chavez the President Dictator Communist Tyrant of Venezuela. Like there's a difference between the two Chavez's. They're both Mexicans, it's just that one of them hasn't worked his way here yet. They better hire just illegal alien mexicans to work on it because no normal American citizen white male is going to want to exert himself keeping the fucking thing afloat. And Mexicans are not noted nor reputed as seamen so that makes the idea even better.

the ATF Sells Guns to Mexican Gangs.

The department of the government that forbids you to make whiskey or buy chewing tobacco from another state or own a machinegun has been SELLING machineguns to the mexican drug cartels. See what happens when a muslim anti american nigger non citizen becomes president and then appoints a mulatto as attorney general?.....things really go haywire.

A Photo Of A Naked Human Female Ass

This is a picture of someone's ass. I don't know whose ass it is and I don't know who took the picture. I don't suppose it really matters. As long as we know that the picture actually exists and that we are now looking at it. It is hard to actually STOP looking at it. It's the kind of ass you would actually lick the shit out of just to keep looking at it, if that was the offer.

Hitler Has An Idea

One of the advantages of not being on facebook is that i can run a picture of MEIN BELOVED FUEHRER and nobody will get upset about it and i won't have to listen to lectures on how heinous a person I am. I know how heinous a person I am, I don't need your opinion. This particular picture, taken at a very auspicious moment in history is when Mein Fuehrer first suddenly realized how he would get a whopping lot of jews from their living rooms to the killing grounds: "Mein Gott! I haff it!! Boxcars!!!!!" Naturally the solution to any long-puzzled-over problem pleased him and this moment was no exception.

Soon To Die

This guy here?....who plays Toby in The Office?....he's going to die soon. You heard it here first.


This thing that looks like Grover the Muppet is actually Val Kilmer. Look upon it in awe and amazement and remember: you probably look even worse. Cause you didnt start out with the head start this guy did. And look what happened to him.

Nigger Football Player Says "YOU END DE LOCKOUT AWELSE!!"

One of the nigger NFL players said - and all the news agencies jumped on it - he said if there is no NFL season the niggers will go on a crime spree. OF COURSE HE DID NOT SAY IT WOULD BE NIGGERS DOING THIS!!! What he said was crime would increase due to the frustration of footballs fans not having football games to keep them from committing crimes. I see this as a threat. He's basically saying "Gimme what i want or else i kiw yew." Niggers. Hey, this threat has been working since 1865 and there is NO reason to think that it is not going to work in this case. I would be willing to bet the idea got put into his head by Obama. This is the kind of amusing notion that would appeal to his nigger "kill whitey" sense of humor.
"Do this research if we don't have a season -- watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game."
"There's too many people that live through us, people live through us. Yeah, walk in the streets, the way I walk the streets, and I'm not talking about the people you see all the time."_______Ray Lewis, Professional Football Nigger

Donald Trump Begs Off

Donald Trump decided he doesn't want to run for president. i guess the first thing the press did was dig up his draft dodging history. But I am going to fix this. Donald Trump likes to listen to people. I am going to write him an overland letter - that's rule number one for getting someone's attention - an overland letter complete with return name and address - and I am going to tell him "Just say this to the people who react badly to all the shitty crap on you they can dig up; just say 'Hey: assholes; do you want a president who can solve all our fucking problems?.... or do you want a president you personally approve of.' This will shut them the fuck up." This should get him to change his mind. It just needs to be said to him. He'll go "You know what?...this Jay Salami or whatever the fucking wop's name is makes sense. Fuck the American People and their pussyass judgemental hypocrisy; I'm running again!!!" He'll be so grateful he might even let me watch Veedahnka or whatever her name is nurse the new baby. WOO HOO!!!

The Nigger In Chief And The Jews

The nigger decided that he would up the agenda of the Muslim Brotherhood and appease a few terrorists for his rude intrusions into the home and the forehead of Osama Bin Laden, and what he came up with was a proposal to the Israelis that they commit suicide. The head of the Jews, who this week is Bibideebee Netanyahu, said no, we decline your offer. The sock monkey, in case you have not noticed, does not like to be contradicted or disobeyed and he is saying in response "of course i did not mean what i said but you had better do what i said." 70% of the Jews in the USA voted for the nigger. Because Jews are an extremely exasperating race and anything they can do to piss off white christian republicans they will, and they will do it just for that reason and to hell with the consequences. Well, the consequence for voting for the nigger arab is that he is now going to try and destroy their race. Of course Jews love this kind of betrayal because they love being victimized. It's all they have, their victimization history. "Oy, vee haff suffid fa fife tousint yeez! Ven vil it ent????" Well it will end when you start using your fucking heads, assholes, and quit feeling sorry for yourselves. And executing your Deity cant have helped much either, you might want to try shitcanning your rules and regulations and get on the Apologies To Jesus train and see if you can learn something from his teachings. Christianizing yourself into bloodthirsty soldiers for Christ like the rest of us Westerners could change your whole fate. Assholes!!!

Hello Blogger

I deleted my account from Facebook. Someone pissed me off. I have never claimed to be a mature individual. It will have no impact on my income or material life since facebook provided me with no income or any means to improve my material life. And it clearly cut into my very important blogging time, for which i also get no pay. doing two writing venues for no pay made no sense. So something needed to be done to make it sensible. And besides, my absence here has caused the five followers to drift away so now I have the whole place to myself. And i almost NEVER piss myself off. So while everyone on facebook is wondering what happened to the guy that says nigger? - I can get back to the important matter that got me on the internet in the first place: the sock monkey.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Noam Chomsky

Gnome Chompcock is the formost "philosopher" of the Anti Christianity world, taking the place of the previous cock inhaler to hold that job, Bertrand Russell. Gnome, naturally, being a kind and gentle "humanitarian" - someone who loves all of humanity except Christian humanity - and i'm just guessing now but he probably also hates Israeli humanity, because he is a Jew after all and Jew philosophers don't like Judaism or that country over there in Persia that threatens to obliterate ISS-lahm, as the sock monkey pronounces it, and anti Christians love and revere ISS-lahm because ISS-lahm hates Christians. It's personal with them - where was I......Gnome Chompcock, being a humanitarian, love anyone who is not a Christian because Christianity is a reminder that the Creator became a human and freed everyone from the Law. Philosophers detest liberty. It drives them nuts. Because a free, capitalist society has no need of philosophers to tell people how to behave in accordance with the philosopher's commands. A philosopher in other words is a dictator without the balls to wade in with his fists and start brawling and take over the place. Philosophers prefer the "I am holy, you should follow me" approach. Here is Gnome Chompsky's opinion of the assassination of the most horrific Boastful Self Righteous Mass Murderer since Mao:

"It’s increasingly clear that the operation was a planned assassination, multiply violating elementary norms of international law. There appears to have been no attempt to apprehend the unarmed victim, as presumably could have been done by 80 commandos facing virtually no opposition—except, they claim, from his wife, who lunged towards them. In societies that profess some respect for law, suspects are apprehended and brought to fair trial. I stress “suspects.” In April 2002, the head of the FBI, Robert Mueller, informed the press that after the most intensive investigation in history, the FBI could say no more than that it “believed” that the plot was hatched in Afghanistan, though implemented in the UAE and Germany. What they only believed in April 2002, they obviously didn’t know 8 months earlier, when Washington dismissed tentative offers by the Taliban (how serious, we do not know, because they were instantly dismissed) to extradite bin Laden if they were presented with evidence—which, as we soon learned, Washington didn’t have. Thus Obama was simply lying when he said, in his White House statement, that “we quickly learned that the 9/11 attacks were carried out by al Qaeda.”
Nothing serious has been provided since. There is much talk of bin Laden’s “confession,” but that is rather like my confession that I won the Boston Marathon. He boasted of what he regarded as a great achievement. We might ask ourselves how we would be reacting if Iraqi commandos landed at George W. Bush’s compound, assassinated him, and dumped his body in the Atlantic. Uncontroversially, his crimes vastly exceed bin Laden’s, and he is not a “suspect” but uncontroversially the “decider” who gave the orders to commit the “supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it contains within itself the accumulated evil of the whole” (quoting the Nuremberg Tribunal) for which Nazi criminals were hanged: the hundreds of thousands of deaths, millions of refugees, destruction of much of the country, the bitter sectarian conflict that has now spread to the rest of the region."

People who talk the way Gnome Chompsky - who i THINK is an American citizen living in the USA - these people are called traitors. Or "people who aid and abet the enemy in a time of war." Unfortunately, this being America, we'll have to wait until Gnome Chompcock actually sets an explosive device off on a schoolbus before we can shoot the fucker without getting into trouble for it. Hope your kids ain't on that bus, citizen.

Donald Trump's Bitch Kills Bin Laden

In one week Donald Trump has forced his bitch, the nigger in chief, to reveal something akin to a birth certificate and to kill Bin Laden. It's not a coincidence that Bin Laden had to die as soon as the nigger said "how high" when Donald Trump told him to jump. This was a major face-saving decision on the nigger's part. Anyone who says he is incapable of making decisions really under estimates this trained Muslim operative. It also shows that George Bush knew where Bin Laden was for his whole time in office after 9-11. He just didn't want to kill him. He is a friend of Bin Laden's family, you know. Very bad form killing a houseguest's son just because he attacked your Country. Bin Laden being killed by US Forces one week after Donald Trump demanded the sock monkey to do what he said is so not a coincidence there are no odds to describe it in gambling terms without drifting into numbers that would equal the amount of electrons in a neutron star. There is about one chance in a trillion trillion, in other words, of Bin Laden's death being merely coincidental to Trump's humiliating demands. Throughout American history it has always taken a white man to get a nigger to do any work and nothing has changed over the centuries.