Why Shumer Can't Handle The Press

Actually it ain't just Schumer. I have been nagging Trump for a year, even before he got elected - cause I knew he would get elected - I been nagging him for a year to make me press secretary. I'm the only person on earth who understands the press. I'm the only one on earth who understands why they're all fuckheads. Reporters; anchormen; news "analysts;" correspondents - they're all frustrated novelists. What they want to do is write fiction and become rich and famous. But they will settle for having their name on a "news" story. Their editors - and they all have editors - are even worse. Editors of the printed word are, except for one in a million, a form of hollow-shelled spiritual losers that even Satan finds repugnant. So these editors all strive to make their "writers" into the same sort of soulless losers the editors are. Not that a lot of journalists are not quite happy to be self-starters in the vileness category, they are.
     Whatever, the upshot of it all is that "the press" is made up of frustrated untalented, unprincipled novelists. So inventing "news" is what comes in second for them.
     Also, all writers, except for myself, are communists. Writers become writers because they are lazy people, especially intellectually lazy people. But physically lazy too. You will never encounter a writer who is either in shape or who has his head on straight.  And to encounter one with both? You would have to encounter me to encounter that dude. Plus I'm 73. If you make it to 73 and you haven't figured everything out about the world of global politics by then then you're hopeless. How does it feel to be hopeless, punk?

Trump In A Nutshell

trump's gotta be amazed every day at what lazyass piles of shit every elected bureaucrat is. i mean he's always known, but he was never one of them. but now that's all he sees every day AND he's the fucking boss. i bet every day he is tempted to close down DC altogether.

      here's the deal with trump: he basically has spent his life working with organized mafia crime bosses. that's the line of work he's in: construction and retail and customer service and investments. he has to work with union people who are all working for the five families. cause that's how things are. its what we do here. now the thing about organized crime mafia people is they all know what useless assholes bureaucrats are. they dont see majestic statesmen, they see useless conmen who somehow keep managing to convince "voters" that they are magical wizards who give you things. rather than satanic monsters who take everything from you.

         now the MOB they at least give you something for your money: drugs, pussy, a spin of the roulette wheel, liquor, more drugs, and "protection." the government also provides "protection" except government protection doesnt protect you and it often punishes you for no reason. at least the mafia doesnt punish you for no reason.

              so anyway mobsters see bureaucrats for what they are: organized crime. organized crime that provides no products or services. unlike actual organized crime. also the only reason organized crime is "crime" is because the other organized crime family - the government - has declared mobster organized crime "criminal." actually it's the government that is a genuinely criminal organization if you describe criminal as "taking things that dont belong to you and harming people who have not harmed you."

              now, if a mobster steals your car you have a good excuse to go over to him and fuck him up. if the government steals your car not only will you not be able to do anything about it but they will take you too, for no reason, if they feel like it. 

           the Mob never behaves this way. they have too much honesty.

         so anyway trump is now in charge of -basically - all of america's lazyass useless child molesting sociopathic sit-around, do nothing, imbecilic, Marxist bureaucrats. he's gotta be either laughing his ass off or shaking his head in despair. i hope he's laughing his ass off because i iwant a cigar and a margarita on the roof of the LV Trump and I need him around for me to do that. I dont need him in a Home For The Clinically Depressed.

Facebook Jail

I got thrown in facebook jail again. Hence this posting. Facebook is basically my only blog now. If everything I have posted and commented on Facebook was made into a book it would be ten volumes and the most fantastic book every made. When I become Trump's press secretary I have no doubt the entire contents of everything and anything I have put on the internet will come into public view. Heart attacks will sweep the globe that I even exist.