What Is Racism

This is a tough one. But I'm a tough guy. Racism is something only white people can commit. Or have. Racism is a white person expressing an opinion or a belief or citing a fact or commiting an act or having an attitude or remembering a dream or imagining a situation that a race or ethnicity might in any way be different from "the white race." Only white people can be racists. Racism "committed" by members of other races is "factual actual truth." When it is "committed" against white people it is not racism. It is justice and fairness and karma and the chickens coming home to roost and judgement and amends and contrition and retribution and revenge and reparations. I think that's about it. Hope this was helpful to ya.

The Jews

The post before this i talked about the Japs. Now I will talk about their exact oposite: the Jews. The Jews live in Israel. They are the center of global attention for some goddamn reason. They are always complaining to the world court and the world congress and the world depository of complaints and the world this and the world that to solve their problems. Even though the world is the cause of all their problems. The Jews are afraid of everybody. They put up with anything. They never say thanks. They forget everything you did for them ten seconds after you do it because they figure they deserve whatever they get - good or bad. They have it coming, they figure. Why do they think this? Nobody knows. Because the Jews cannot be figured out. They defy analysis. That is why they are all IN analysis and in analysis all their lives. Because even the analysists can't figure them out.If it wasn't for Jews there would be no psychoanalysis. Ironically all the psychoanalysists are Jews! Go fuckin' figure. The Jews need to go over to Japan and learn how to run a country and how to keep out of everyones' way and not be a fucking thorn in everyones' side and how to be polite and how to eat like human beings and not like wallowing pigs. Ever watch a Jew eat? It ain't pretty.

The Japs

The Japs are probly the only intelligent people on earth. You notice the Muslims never fuck with the Japs. You notice the Japs are not involved in Persia. America never asked them to go because we knew they would say no. They just don't give a shit. I guess they don't use oil. Nobody knows. They ain't talkin'. You'll notice the Japs only allow Japs to live in Japan. You'll notice that the Japs never have any problems with other countries. You'll notice that when the Japs get into a bind they figure it out themselves: they don't go to the "world community." You notice the Japs never ask for anything or make demands. They just fucking do their thing and continue to prosper. When they hit hard times they tough it out. When one of them gets caught fucking up he kills himself. You'll notice there's no niggers in Japan and never will be. In fact there's no white people in Japan and never will be. Japan is for Japs as far as they're concerned. When one of their cities gets leveled in an earthquake they clean it up and forget about it. They dont demand aid. And there ain't no trash in Japan. Ten trillion people on a little island and you can eat off the streets. I don't think the Japs even shit or piss. It's considered too dirty to do. So they don't do it.

The HAHA "Art" Of Richard Macdonald

Richard Macdonald is a sculptor. He sculpts French-harlequin-punch&judy-clown-parasol-dance-ballet-trapeze-fuckers. His statues are all perferctly sculpted. But they are nowhere near close to being anything artistic. He is like the Thomas Kinkade of sculptors. He has a sales tent inside the Bellaggio that you have to pass through to see O. O is one of those Cirque du Soleil acrobatic shows. Even if French crap turns your stomach you cannot accuse the Cirque du Soleil people of being lazy and making a half hearted effort. It's a hundred percent all the time in every category. Think of them as you might think of the Nazis: they were revolting but they were revolting in a magnificent way. I think that is a good way of putting it and certainly a different way of putting it than probably anyone else has ever put it. So you can't tag me with being lazy either. Richard Macdonald's banal, ghastly, pompous-ass carnival tent that you have to pass through to get to the O arena features exclusively his "art" of the french show's performers, or at least their shapes, doing whatever it is they do. acrobatic shit. The surfaces of the human shapes is kind of flakey. It ain't smooth. This is supposed to be "artistic" to do this. But it's really just kind of ugly. It makes the people look like lizards. Which would be okay if they were in lizard costumes. There is also a video playing of him rushing about looking at the acrobats assuming their difficult positions and Dick scampering all around his twigs with clay around them - his minatures that i guess he later enlarges - and he has to do all this quickly before the acrobat gets tired. So not only does he sculpt really perfect crap: he does it really fast!!! For this of course you pay a premium. The perfection of the crap and the speed with which it is produced. If you are duplicating exactly what a human is doing you are not making art. You are making something else. I am tempted to say that you are making furniture but that is not exactly correct. Let me think. You are making...well crap!! I can't think of another word that would really work. Now I ain't tryin' ta be insulting to the fucker. I just want to instruct you that while he and his agents call what he does art, if you are thinking of paying untold thousands of dollars for his contorted depictions of the double-jointed, even though they are going to hammer into your head that what you just HAHA bought is art, it ain't. It's something else. I call it crap, but it might be bookends. I don't know. But I do know it ain't art. And I'm just here to help. And to fuck with Obama of course.

The Dump Smell

Public dumps have a unique aroma. It is the smell of a dump. it is the smell that is created when at least one of everything is gathered into a pile. One stove, one Popsicle stick of every flavor, one car, one shirt, one rubber, one shoe, one magazine, one piece of vomit - when at least one of everything is in the same place the Dump Smell occurs. It smells like nothing in particular. It is the smell of everything. It's the Dump Smell.

Government TV

The United States Government is currently in a turmoil about what the best way to terminate television watching in America is. The Republicans think that fucking up your tv set should be postponed. The Democrats think it should happen a lot sooner. I can't decide which two United States Government plans I personally prefer. Sometimes I think I would just as soon have my tv fucked up to the maximum right now. At other times I think I would rather wait until maybe April or May. I could just swing a crowbar through the screen and fuck it up to the max personally. On the other hand maybe I should let the Government do it. It's a tough question. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE FEDS INVOLVED IN TELEVISION?????? FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHERS!!!!!!

Luxor Comments

The Luxor's a fucking mess. I don't review much here except Obama. He's the reason this pile of shit blog exists at all. But Las Vegas is at the other end of the scale. Obama being the worst thing in America and Las Vegas of course being the best.The Luxor started out with weirdness aplenty. A fantastic structure on the outside with a mess on the inside. It's one great feature was 4 very large statues of near naked warrrior women outside the Ra - a club that used to be inside. They got rid of the club. Not a bad idea. They also got rid of the statues: an extremely bad idea. They were the main draw of the place. The Luxor is hollow excepf for the perimeter. The rooms are along the sides. All the way up. About 30 floors. Above the ground floor is a second area one floor up that covers the interior space. On top of that is nothing. At least above the weird forms and structures that defy analysis. One section is empty wooden and cardboard "buildings" that appear to be greek apartments, oh, and the Chrysler Building. Oh, and a small Mexican Aztec pyramid made of plywood. There are also some crap shops and some crap food places, and one restaurant that has no roof or sides. Just a barrier with chairs and tables and i guess a kitchen in there somewhere. This is called Tacos & Tequila. They have lit-up posters for it all over the place showing two hot chicks in leather hot pants and leather tops. You are supposed to assume these are what the waitresses look like and wear. This is not what the waitresses look like and wear. The waitresses look like the same women that clean the rooms and wear non descript raggy duds. This second level is dark. The food selections are vile. It's like a Mexican strip mall in a slum. There's room for 20 people to eat there. But nobody ever does. Carrot Top is the main attraction at the Luxor, the dopiest comedian in history. He makes Doodles Weaver look like Mark Twain. He makes Ed Wynn look like Jonathan Winters. He makes Red Buttons look like Victor Borge. His face is repellant. It looks like it has steel girders in it. He uses wacky props like Rod Taylor. He's always showing his steroid-like deltoids. His lips look like inner tubes. His skin looks like plastic. Two other shows are some Titanic artifacts - maybe: and some skinned dead human bodies that you are supposed to want to see. Two exhibits of doom and death. This is Las Vegas, remember. You come here to cheer yourself up. The carcass show is called "Bodies." It's right next to "Titanic" so that you see Titanic Bodies almost as one phrase. I thought it would be hot amazon-like strippers. It's not. It's stuff hauled up from a ship of death and some raw carcasses. Jesus Christ. There is no end to the misery. The cocktail waitesses that bring drinks to the casino players are ghastly monsters. Their outfits fortunately show no skin. Half the venues inside are closed for repairs. The repairs never seem to get done. The food there is systematically reviewed as bad, especially the buffet which is considered the worst in town. Casino smoke over the years has penetrated every room above. The best air is actually on the casino floor. You're below the smoke. The rugs in the hallways of the rooms are all bunched and full of rills and folds where the tackers didn't quite have their jobs learned when they were pulled off the lettuce truck and handed hammers and cutters. Looking down from the hallways onto the bizarre structures that have no purpose all you see is years and years of accumulated dust. Room service items and trays and broken appliances that are left outside the doors are stilll there days later. The elevators clatter like buckboards. One in particular vibrates so much that your life passes before you before it gets to your floor. The casino looks a thousand years old. I never heard one jackpot alarm in the three days I was lost within it trying to get out. I never heard any excitement at any table. Just dull listless zombies who had come here to die in the company of the flayed corpses upstairs and the Titanic ghosts next to them that were hauled in there from 30,000 feet beneath the North Sea. HAHA I just Googled Carrot Top to see if there was a clip from his act to prove to myself that i didnt overstate his comedy incompetence and there's a video called "A Letter To Carrot Top" by Henry Rollins. HAHAHAHA
It's right here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqybDdU4qVk

The Holocaust Deniers

Ya know, instead o' the fuckin' Jews bein' upset with these people they oughta be runnin' up to them and kissin' 'em on the cheek or lips, or grabbin' their gonads or however these Jew bastards greet other men because these holocaust deniers are doin' these Jew fuckers a favor by tryin' to bury this huge embarassment of Jew behavior under the rug. I mean it ain't as though these Jews put up any kind of a fight, ya know. And it sure ain't the case Hitler caught them by surprise. He told everybody in his book ten years ahead of time that he was gonna kill them all if he had a chance. And then the day came when he said "Ok, let's go, it's time for you to die," they said "Oh, ok!" Why would Jews want anyone to recall how fucking cowardly they are. HAHA not only that, they want everyone other than themselves to DO something about it. Like, remember it and feel guilty or something. One, it's a little late. Two, shouldn't you assholes do whatever it is you think oughta be done yourselves? Fuckers.

What Is Zionism?

This is actually going to shock people, coming from me. Zionism is a movement to have Jews be Jews in Israel. That's it. Zionists are not concerned with "ruling the world." It would not even occur to them. They just want to rule Israel. Period. And they're having a tough time even doing that, much less rule fucking Zamboanga. Why there is "fear of the Jews" i can't imagine. They can't even handle the idiot Palestinians effectively. So this "Zionist conspiracy" business is non existant. The Zionists have no problem sayiing exactly what they're interested in: Israel. Period. If you say what you're doing it's not a conspiracy. It's just doing what you say you're doing. People hate Jews because it's safe to hate them. They never do shit about it. Except complain. Some conspiracy. Now, the talk amoong the people who are afraid of Jews HAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry.
Being afraid of Jews is just funny to me. The talk among the people who are afraid of Jews, which is apparently everybody, is that Masonry is a Zionist conspiracy. Which is incorrect. Masonry is to zionism what Santaria is to Catholicism: a pagan, devil-worshipping version of the real version. Zionism is Jews. Masonry is weirdo homosexuals claiming to do Secret Power Jew Shit. Catholics are Christians. Santarias are voodoo blood-worshippers claiming to do Secret Power Catholic Shit. Masons are not Zionists. Santarias are not Christians. If it was different I would say so, cause, what the fuck do I care?

That Fucking Coon Bastard Motherfucker

You notice that today when that plane pilot was being given his welcome at his hometown that Our New Nigger was noticeably absent. He was at his nigger digs determining what white woman he is going to call a pig next. He ain't interested in American lives bein' saved. He's a fucking Islamic sympathizer. America to him is the enemy. I hate that nigger piece of enemy muslim shit piece of Allah-fucking Mohammed-sucking piece of queerbait blowjobs-for-boys sandnigger shit-for-a-face jugeared picketfence-toothed walking wetsuit.

The Outrage Of The Century

This has to stop. When there is a skating competition on television, there is a man called the "director." The "director" monitors television screens in an enclosed room away from the action. Each screen has a "feed." The "feed" is the signal being transmitted from ONE camera. There are often 6 cameras in an ice skating telecast. Each camera sends its "feed" to its own screen in the little room. The director looks at all the screens and communicates personally to a man who decides which screen's image is going to be broadcast from second to second. This man is called " Hymie." Or sometimes "Moishe." In every ice skating competition the girls do a "spiral" at some point in the routine. The "spiral" is when the skater travels forward on one leg with the other leg high in the air behind her. Usually all six cameras are following this but the home viewer only sees one camera at a time, depending on what the "director" tells Hymie, or sometimes Moishe, to feed to the "network feed." When, let's say, "Brenda Bimbo" the 16 year old fucking vixen from White Sands NM comes noodling our way along the perimeter of the rink toward the camera, on one leg, with the other leg behind her and high over her head, at some point she passes the lens and will be about to reveal to the viewer her open wide hot wet pussy - it is at this point that the mother fucking fag "director" will then tell Hymie, or sometimes fucking Moishe, he'll say "camera three!" Hymie and sometimes Moishe will then switch the network feed from whatever camera the feed was on when Brenda came our way, to "camera three" just as camera 2 was about to reveal to us her fantastic, unused, never-licked pussy. But instead, thanks to the fucking "director" what we see is another fucking head-on shot of Brenda coming our way, face first. Until, at last, that pussy of hers starts to encroach into our desperate, boner-grabbing view once again, and then the fucking fag director will tell the Jew at the switch to change to another godamn fucking camera feed and then once again here comes mother fucking Brenda comin' at us FACE FIRST AGAIN, as if we haven't seen ENOUGH of this miserable cunt's face already, and then here comes her Groinal-Crotch Happy Meal again, and just as we are about to SEE her godamn fucking hot teen clammage again, Moishe or sometimes fucking JEW BASTARD HYMIE then gets told to switch feeds again and once more we see this trollop's FUCKING FACE AGAIN COMING RIGHT AT US!! IT'S BULLSHIT!!! This fucking gay swahray fucking faggyass queerbait crap has got to stop. This is bullshit. IT'S BULLSHIT!!! Fuck you.

Question Of The Day

Has Our New Nigger been arrested for treason yet? His first day in office he released all our prisoners of war and declared the harming of our enemy, Islam, a crime. So I was just wondering. I'm still waiting for the arrest of Jimmy Carter for the same crime and that ain't happened yet, so I guess it'll be a while on the New Nigger too. Who has bigger lips, Carter? Or Obama. It's the sliding of them cocks that turns the lips o' them cocksuckers that kind of inside-out way. That Palestinian boy-lover Arafat, he had the same lips roo. Cocksucker lips. Ya know?....i cannot believe I have not referred to Obama as niggerlips yet. I must be slippin'. A porno of Carter and Oshaka Zulu in a clam-bump video might make some dough, actually. I'd watch that. I bet they both gut great loookin' pussies. I can just tell.

Switching Negroes

Obama's president and OJ's in jail. We'd be a lot safer if it was the other way around. Ah noze mah niggas and OJ's the nice one. Wait and see. He only kills whitey two at a time. Shaka Zulu's gonna blow 'em up all over the place. Navy Log.

The New Nigger Orders Republicans Around

HAHA The New Nigger told the Republicans to quit listening to Limbaugh. Talk about an uppitty nigger. Two days in office he's ordering all the white people around. Fuckin' Republicans are such limp-wristed fags they pro'bly rassled each other to be the first to kneel before Obama's cock and suck it till it steamed. Then he reminded them that he won the election, not them. They should have reminded him that it doesn't matter, he's still a nigger. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The World's Only Non-Dancing Nigger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWpvkLCvu4 The preceeding link, courtesy of Dennis "my computer fucks your mother" Ousley features Our New Nigger making an appearance on that OTHER queer's show, Ellen Clambumpin' Deovaries. He makes a pathetic effort to, ya know, "groove" like that revolting hormones-gone-wild dead-eyed freak of nature, Pussy-Smellin' Ellen. It's vile: she actually dances better than he can. A white lesbian can dance better than a nigger queer. She should be the president, not him, as long as we're gonna have a fuckin' freak in office.

Why I Insist On Calling Obama A Nigger

Very simple: he called Palin a pig. Next question.

Our New Nigger vs Limbaugh

Well, the new nigger can't be criticized for being intelligent, that's for sure. He has decided his first war will be with Rush Limbaugh, a guy who's IQ is the size of his head. And that would be big. The new nigger's IQ - well, I have pretty good IQ vision and I haven't seen a fucking brain cell in that jugeared inbred Black Panther's head yet. Limbaugh will immediately zero in on this idiot like a fucking lizard zapping a fly. And Limbaugh will eat anything. It'll be as pathetic a fight as OJ vs. Nicole. Obama can't stand criticism. He'll have a hissy fit ten seconds in. He's a girl. He ain't EVEN a proper NIGGER: he can't dance a lick, he can't keep time, and he pretends he's white. Here we gut 50 billion white people in America trying to act like niggers, and we gut a nigger president trying to be white. Hey, Obama: America is expecting a nigger. Try to act like one. No nigger in his right mind would take on Limbaugh. Hey, nigger, you think you could get an audience and 50 mill a year on radio just blathering your empty commie crap? No, nigger; radio is real. Politics is nigger shit. This nigger president might be a trip after all. Takin' on Limbaugh his first week in. What a fuckin.....well, STUPID NIGGER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Obama

Obama's a fag. Just a review.

Mia Michaels

Mia Michaels is a part-time judge on So You Think You Can Dance. She is a fat 50ish cunt with short "blonde" hair who looks like she is trying to get you to believe she is in an elevated state of existence where she can see ghosts. She has this sort of far-off mystical gaze even when she's looking at the sign on the ladies room. Her "job" is to "create dances." She is a professional choreographer. And a very very shitty one. All the dances she creates are abysmal horrors. Now I know what you're saying. You're saying "abysmal horror" is the kind of tossed-off insult that a fag would use to decribe something he didn't like. A dramatic exaggeration designed to be, well, something a fag would say. But to you I would have to say no. To you I would have to say that when I toss off the expression "abysmal horror" I am not just being catty. Or faggy. Or mean. I am trying to describe something as best I can. For instance, what is the root word in abysmal. It's abyss. What is an abyss. An abyss is a deep, wide, bottomless area "down there" that has no dimensions because it is so huge a depth of nothingness. And horror: What is that really. What is horror. Horror is walking into a picnic area at night with only the light of a full moon and seeing people hanging upside down by their heels from the branches of a tree and then when you shine a light on them you see that they are your wife and your children along with your parents and your own brothers and sisters and everyones' pets. That's horror. So we have the abyss: and we have the horror. Now uproot the tree and float it over to the abyss and attach a long crane holdiing it in place over nothing. All your upsidedown relatives are then released into the emptyness below them and as they disappear in all different directions of Downward you hear their screms, every one, and you can tell them all apart and you have to stand there and watch. That is an abysmal horror. And that is what all of Mia Michael's dance routines are: abysmal horrors; nightmares of extreme unpleasantness; people writhing in pain and fear and dressed in bloody rags and flopping on the floor like mental patients who have been banished to cells beneath the ground with no food or water. THIS is Mia Michael's "Creative Vision." Total, massive, unabating despair and pain and ruin and mourning and loss and really bad horrible fucking dancing that's really mostly straining and reaching and more reaching and then even more fucking reaching. Everyone's always reaching in her dances. Usually while either crawling on the floor and reaching or rolling a few times on the floor and then reaching. Looking off into the distance and reaching. I suppose reaching for the hook to pull them off the stage. Mia Michaels' vision is the vision of a person who should be in a straight jacket under sedation in a rubber room guarded by banthas. You probably think I'm done. Well you're wrong. This monstrosity of dementia actually allows herself to pass judgement on other dance performances. You know, normal, sane ones. Good ones. Happy ones. Pretty ones. entertaining ones. She is always so....perplexed by them. "I feel as though you don't really 'get' what dance is all about" she will say with a kind of unsure hesitancy as she unsurely and hesitantly destroys someone's soul. They probly just did ten billion times more creative shit in 2 minutes than she did in her whole career. "I don't really think that you understand what dancing is supposed to be." Well, Mia, i suppose it's supposed to be something like getting machinegunned only without the blood. Just the pain. "YESSSSSSSS" she will scream as she reaches and reaches and reaches for you longingly. "YESSSSSSSSS!!!" Oh, yeah. She's normal.

Zombie Jesus Will Not Die!

The two posts I have put here about zombie Jesus have resulted in more hatred toward me, from what I can gather, than all the other posts put together. Even more than the one about Marie Osmond. Since I am employed by none of these people I am not reacting about it at all. I mean it's not as though my job is threatened. I am as much a student of the Bible as anyone can be and this is what I have gotten from it: Jesus was, and is, a zombie. He rose from the dead, he raised other people from the dead, and he apparently will raise everybody from the dead who proclaims him King. I presume, king of the ZOMBIES. I have no problem with that! What's the problem! If you're raised from the dead YOU'RE A FUCKING ZOMBIE!! PERIOD!! And if it's Jesus doing it and he raised HIMSELF from the dead, HE'S THE KING OF THE ZOMBIES IN MY BOOK!! HE'S EARNED THE TITLE!! BACK THE FUCK OFF!! Fuckin' weirdos.

Gitmo Down, OJ To Go

Now that Your New Nigger has shut down Gitmo, he'll probably release OJ next. Like Obama, OJ is a queer and a white-woman hater. Now there is a chance OJ might not want to leave prison. He gets to be around a LOT of men who were, in one way or another, involved with the law. On the outside OJ's best friends were cops. HAHA oh, man; talk about desperate for male companionship. He will have a lot easier time of it in jail, getting guys to, ya know, do locker-room-hijinx. With cops, it sometimes takes years of pal-ing around before that dick will come out, all hard and ready, in your presence. In prison?...not quite so long. So this might be a tough one for The New Nigger, getting OJ to cooperate. But then it's always tough getting OJ to cooperate.

Our New Muslim Nigger

I notice Our New Nigger's first act, before his ass even hit the chair, was to stop the flow of information being forced from the mouths of Muslim combatants imprisoned at Gitmomuslimswhileyoucan. No - he ain't a Muslim. Oh no, not at all. Well, there is a GOOD side to this, and Obama, BEING a nigger and therefor NOT a very well thought-out individual, this means that for the short time American troops are still in Iraq it will be a take-no-prisoners operation. This means more of his Muslim pals will be exterminated like decay-producing termites. I prefer that personally anyway. So thanks, New Nigger Fuck: you're provng even a Nigger PRESIDENT is still just a stupid nigger. Haha like niggers can run things. I need to see one Wigger bring me even one Nigger example of that. I'll wait right here. I gut supplies, so take your time. No hurry.

Lipstick On A Pig

Only a queer would ever make a remark like that. Or a serial killer. I know people. I know what I'm talking about. This Obama fucker is a VERY fucked up individual. Which I guess is why he's where he is because a lot of very fucked up people like him. "You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig." If he had said that about a real pig, like Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton or Barbara Walters, or any other female with a soul as black as shit from a nigger's ass in an outhouse on the darkside of pluto at the bottom of a coal mine, there would have been lawsuits and fines and jailtime and maybe instant assassination. But he said it about a saint. So that's ok. So fuck all you Obama people I hope you all die. I wish I could kill you all myself just by thinking about it. Really. This planet really should give thanks every night that I am not God. There'd be lots of things done different around here. Good thing they gave the job to the guy they gave it to. Or you probably wouldn't be here. In fact I can guarantee it. You'd be dead. I would have killed you. You fucking fuck.

Iniggeration Day

Somebody asked Dennis where they could get good photos of the Inauguration Parade and Dennis suggested National Geographic. Which I thought was rude. But it did make me wonder what all the niggers are gonna do when they are stopped during a shoplifting entertainment and say "YOO JUFFS STAWPIN ME CUZ I BLEK!! " I mean they gut a nigger in the white house now. This ploy is now pretty much dead in the water, ain't it? I mean, I would THINK that the arresting employee would just say "Fuck you, there's a nigger President of the United States, that nigger-oppression card don't work no more." Within about three months i would say the nigger population is gonna insist that Our New Nigger resign. "He juffs naw goo fa bidnih." Hee hee.

Zombie Jesus

The previous post about Jesus being a zombie has created quite a stir among those who have read it. And even those who have never read it but have heard about it firsthand from me, they are not too happy about it either. I used to actually PREACH the Zombie Kingship Of Jesus in a church. In several churches, actually. All of which have been burned down. And not by zombies either. By regular humans. Humans Jesus has not raised back from the dead. After Jesus resurrected himself he became fully powerful as the zombie king. Before he was executed he was content to raise others from the dead and help them along on their way towards a new, flesh eating existence, but the Jews and the Romans of the time did not take too well to this new revolutionary lifestyle that Jesus was creating all around them. So he had to go. But HAHA you don't just execute the king of the zombies and expect him to stay dead. No. He raised himself from the dead and from that day forth he walked the land with his arms straight out in front of him, eating human flesh and taking vengeance upon all who tried to kill him. And even against those who did not. "Vengeance is mine" sayeth the lord Jesus king of the zombies. Jesus also said if we believed in him we would have life everlasting. This is the Zombie promise. Life after death. The Catholics of course, being Catholics have it all ass backwards. They think it is their job to eat the zombie king. That is not how it works, my Catholic idiot friends. Humans do not eat zombies. Any five year old can tell you that. Is it any wonder people think Catholics are weird? No, here is how it goes, my Cathode friends; zombies eat humans. Repeat after me: zombies eat humans. It's always been that way. It always will be that way. Have a fucking goddamn clue. Only thomas, the one chided for being a "doubter" understood the real meaning of Jesus raising himself from the dead and into his zombie perfection. Thomas said the only appropriate thing for a true believer to say. "Unless i put my finers and hands into his wounds i will not believe." thomas knew that the zombie king would arise all shredded and torn and falling apart. He needed to become one with that horror he needed to bond with the zombie essense of Jesus, to "get right in there" so to speak. It is clear to me that thomas was the only deciple who actually had his shit together and knew that jesus' shit would be falling off his own bones when he arose from the dead and Thomas was understandably excited. Far from being a doubter he was the only true believer. And then jesus showed up, walking through the wall with his arms striahgt out in front of him and gurgling zombie gurgles. "And the apostles were aafraid." Ummmm, ya think???

Why Jesus Is Important

Jesus was the first self-resurrected zombie. He was also the king of the zombies. He proved his kingship by raising other people from the dead. We have a RECORD of three. Lazarus, some little girl and someone else. Jesus brought them all back to life. What they did after they came back from the dead is not recorded. They probably walked around eating human flesh. At some point Jesus resurrected himself. Thereby proving himself to be the the zombie ruler once and for all without question. I don't know why everyone has such a big problem with the dude. He seems kinda cool to me. Maybe it's that Jew thing. That never works in your favor. I also don't understand why Jesus is never mentioned in zombie MOVIES as being the ruler of the zombie realm. Is Christianity that hated that even the king of the zombies is reviled? And yet all other zombies, they get lots of screen time. This cannot be a situation that makes Jesus happy. And so I say to you repent: ignore Jesus as the king of the zombies at your peril. He will gather his armies and hunt you down, I can assure you. The zombie wrath of Jesus will be terrible beyond imagining. Proclaim him zombie king now. While you can.

Why People REALLY Hate Jews

Ok, sit down. You ain't gonna get this anywhere else, so count your fuckin' blessings. The REAL reason everyone hates Jews is because the Jews don't believe in an afterlife. Everyone else on earth cannot STAND this. Sure, everyone says the real reason they don't like them is they stink and they fuck kids and they killed Jesus and you can't trust 'em with shit and their kitchens smell like they're cooking their own dead in 'em and they steal from the poor and they have no loyalty to anything but Jews and they are one step below gypsies in foulness and they fuck everyone in court and they'd sell their own children to Nazis for another day's free rent and they never lift a finger to help themselves but tell eveeryone else they have to pay the Jews back for being roll-over cowards in WW2 and they never keep their word and they have the ethics of monkeys in cages and they blame everyone else for their problems and they never show any gratitude for anyone helping them and they think the world should feel sorry for them because they refuse to help themselves and they butt in line and they drool when they talk and when they eat you want to throw up watching them and their lips are always wet and they...did I say stink? But everyone else does most ofl this stuff too to one extent or the other but the REAL reason everyone hates the fuckers is because they just believe in life in the here and now here on earth, that's it, the end, no heaven, no hell, no limbo, no purgatory, no three wishes, no fairies, no pie in the sky bye and bye when you die, no nothing. Everyone else on earth puts a whole lotta emotional investment in living their lives to get a big payoff in the graveyard. Not the Jews. They just try to do the best they can in this life to amount to something. People hate this. They detest it. It's like just as though this is about the most heinous thing you can do, not believe in an afterlife and just living this life as though it's the only one you're gonna get. This just drives people nuts. It drives them into a fucking fury. It's like it ain't fair!...We've worked too hard to get to heaven! We've worked too hard to avoid hell!! They have to exist! Fuck these Jews! We have to believe this shit, SO THE JEWS HAVE TO TOO!!. And if they won't?...we fuckin' kill 'em!!! HAHAHA!! YEAH!!! So the real problem we all have with the fucking goddamn Jew bastards is that they just ain't sweatin' death. They're just living here on earth. They don't give a shit about the hereafter. People cannot have that. And that's the real reason. SO: let us review; people hate Jews because they ain't insane reetard mental patient loser believers in fairystories about a zombie existence after death..

Why You Work

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

The above are not enough for Your New Nigger. He is going to ratchet this up a bit. Hey, how's your energy level. Better take them vitamins. There's lotsa niggers and illegals ta feed. Oh, and terroritsts too. Obama ESPECIALLY likes them.

Why Kennedy Collapsed

Kennedy collapsed because he suddenly reaalized that a nigger now had the same job his BROTHER had. Which told him immediately that being President of the United States can't be TOO hard if a fucking NIGGER can do it. Which makes you wonder what all the flap was about Palin not having enough "experience." If a nigger can do that job obviously you dont NEED any experience. You just walk the fuck in: steal some shit: leave. So when Kennedy realized that him and his family had spent their whole lives being proud of a job a nigger can do - he fucking collapsed. I'm surprised every fuckhead congressman and Senator in Niggerton DC didn't do the same.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

A friend of mine just told me she was gonna start calling Obama HAHAHA O Shaka Zulu. HAHAHAHA!!

The Future Of This Blog

This blog, of course, as you might remember, you who have never read it and are not reading it now, this blog began the day after Your New Nigger got elected. It is basically the Anti Obama blog. Despite it's constant forays into other far more interesting areas. I mean, if I was to FOCUS on Your New Nigger at all - I would become as stupid as he is. By contagion. I absorb whoever I focus on. That is why I only focus on Obama just enough to make sure I have his number right. Otherwise I'd absorb his whole foul spirit and have to jump off a fucking bridge. Eventually Obama's dullards I mean People will contact me and offer me money to put a stop to all this Obama bashing because, like Scientology and Islam and other Megalomaniacal cults and loonies, Obama does not tolerate criticism. Of course he won't know WHAT to make of what it is EYE do. It's so dead-on accurate some part of his tiny monkey head will actually reluctantly admire my astuteness. But in the world of narcissism, business is business, and he will offer me money to stop all this. I will say it's not enough. He will offer more. I will say still not enough. He'll say how much is enough. I'll tell him. He'll pay it. And I'll stop. I mean, really, you would too if you knew what I was gonna be getting. But that ain't happened. AND his coolies would have to learn how to read first for it to happen. And that ain't too likely. Buncha thug niggers. Be real. Read? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hatred

White Anglo Saxon Wasps seem to be the only people on earth who are totally indifferent to the fact that people might - somewhere - hate them. White people are immune to bigotry against them. They just don't care. It ain't an issue with white people if they are not given "an equal chance." White people came up with the whole "equality" crap to begin with. If it comes to the day that it starts workin' against them they'll just start something else. The world FOLLOWS the White Man. And if the time comes that everyone catches up and starts pushing the White Man aside, the White Man will just say oh, ok, and go off somewhere else and starts something new. White People do not NEED niggers or Indians or Mexicans or Orientals or fucking "Asians" or whatever the fuck chinks are calling themselves these days, White People don't need fucking Eskimoes or Uzbeks or Armenians or Persians or really even Jews, really. We just don't need you people. You people need us. So hate us. We don't care. So, um, FUCK you. Thank you.

Dennis At N Plus 1

I asked Dennis if he was envious of the Obama kids: stretch limos; 20 maids; fifteen butlers; free travel expenses around the world; their lives set financially forever; never having to work a day in their lives like royalty; medical care from now until well into eternity. He said "Nope. They're still niggers."

Niggerton DC

The Million Man Loiter presently going on in Niggerton DC is gonna cause a bit of a problem for social services cause them fuckers probly aint leavin'. If they had jobs they wouldn't be there. They'll all head for the Black House front door and ezpek ta get let in to drink foeties and fuck white chicks. "Hey, Yobama! Way Ole de Why chick zat!!"

Nigger Plus One

I watched the Marines going past the New Nigger during the inigguration. They looked pissed. They didn't look proud, that's a different whole look entirely. No: they looked pissed. I know how they feel. In fact that's partly how I knew the expression they were wearing. 'Cause I been wearin' it since election day.

Nigger Zero

Welcome to Iniggeration Day. Welcome to change. Welcome to hell. Let the Blog begin. Ladies and gentlemen: I present to you your new.........nigger..........

New Nigger Guidelines

Even before the New Nigger takes office I can provide you with things to look for that the New Nigger will be all about. The reason I can do this is because I am a racist. Racism is all about predicting human behavior. If you are a racist you know what to expect from people. This is why racists are hated: they're smarter than everyone else. Ok, The New Nigger is going to be immune to criticism. Because when he DOES get criticism he is going to say "Well, now, that's a very racist point of view." And that will shut up any legitimate critic. Because white people - who will be the only people criticizing him at all - are very afraid of being called racist. One reason being because white people are very afraid of EVERYTHING. White people ae all shaking and scared and afraid. Afraid to call a nigger a nigger. Afraid to call a Mexican a Mexican. Afraid to call Muslims terrorists. Afraid to do anything that will piss anyone off because they might get hurt. Look at the news: when you see a line of niggers confronting a line of whites, the niggers suddenly bolt forward in attack and the whiteys runs for their lives. Same with the sandniggers and the Mexicans. Mexicans of course I define as all illegals from between the USA border and the tip of southern Argentina. Any criticism of the New Nigger, the New Nigger will say, "Well, now, that's a very racist point of view and what I am trying to do is to elevate the Country a little above that level of" blahblah (click click) blah lie lie blah nigger-doubletalk blah. He'll be assfucking your son and if you say anything about it he'll say "Well now that's just racist" such and such and blahblah niggerblather blah (click click) and everyone will back down. Instead of saying, "Well, YEAH, nigger. Now quit assfucking my apparently gay son before I fucking blow your fucking nigger head off with my even-more-racist-than-me shotgun. Ya fucking halfbreed mongrel nigger Muslim commie piece of shit."

The New Yahoo

The New Yahoo is now a tool of the Associated Press. Which is a tool of the Democrats. Which are tools of the Muslims. Just so you know. Not that you'll care. How do I know? Because I keep my fuckin' eyes open, that's how I know. Shit, I've had this blog goin' for only three months and it containls more factual information than 300 years of public schooling. Trust me, I know what's goin' on. Here, try this, you need an explanation you can understand: I'm Italian. I gut ways o' keepin' up with what's really goin' on. It has to do with a lotta Italians needin' ta keep track o' keepin' products movin' from one place to another. It's sort of a tradition with us. Because of all this need to keep track o' things that are being shipped from one place to another you start to notice stuff that seems unrelated to everyone else but is related to traffic in all cases, one way or another. That's a very brief tutorial. You either follow it or ya don't And I don't really give shit if you want to follow it or not. Ok, that's all I don't really want to go into it, it's very complex, and a lot of it's boring. Unless you're on the payroll. HAHA then it ain't. I gatta go. Just trust me on that Yahoo thing.

Dennis At N Minus 1

Dennis said there were enough niggers in Washington DC for the Iniggeration to pave every street between New York and California. I said that would be a pretty good trick getting any work outa them fuckers. He said he didn't mean by using them as employees. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! He also said, regardiing the influx of niggers and bureaucrats in the district of not-a-State columbia "Where are those plane-crashing muslims when you need them?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

N Minus 1

Today is Nigger Luther King day and tomorrow is Barak Nigger Hussein Obama day. Back-to-back niggers to start the change. That seems very appropriate to me. It's time for change. It's time to change to a nigger. Now we are going to see just how very brilliant and wise and capable niggers are. We now have a nigger to lead us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Take my advice: buy a Harley; join a racist bike gang - and you just might survive long enough to breed some people capable of picking up the pieces when the smoke clears. Nigger LOVE starting fires, ya know. HAHAHAHAHA. You also might want to keep a dirt bike for a spare because the highway system is probably going to disappear. Niggers dont take to the roads. They stay packed together in the slums. So fuck the roads will be the New Nigger's order of the day. He don't need roads. HAHA He has uniformed white men to fly him around in a jet. THAT YOU'RE PAYING TO FUEL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why America Will Actually Fail

The Muslims and the niggers and that foreign entity Washington District of Columbia will all do their part is bringing us down but the REAL reason "change" will come is because the Constitution has no property rights provision in it. And if you don't have property rights you can't have any other klnd of rights. Property is essential to human life. Of course in AMERICA property is the foulest word in the American language. Obama is about to show you why property is so important to your life because he is going to take all of yours and what he can't use himself he is going to give to the ten million crackhead niggers now surrounding the Black House.

Nigger Luther King Day

Yes, today IS that day. The day we celebrabe the work of a fantastic Socialist and proponent of welfare, NOT just for whitey but for niggy too. This "holiday" used to depress the shit out of me and now that there is an actual bonifide nigger in the highest office of the land it was making me even more depressed. A nigger holiday, and a nigger president. It's like I am drowning if Africa. But then I relized if I think of today as JAMES EARL RAY day - I feel a lot better! Not completely better of course, the New Nigger is still, well, not a holiday yet. Nevertheless it is an improvement in my morale and outlook. Happy James Earl Ray Day everybody.

Texas Secession

The previous post details a Texas secession from the "Union." (I put Union in quotes because in two days the New Nigger takes office and any pretense of a "union" of ANY kind existing in the USA will be just that: a pretense.) The question naturally arises, if Texas did actually secede, would there be another civil war? I don't really think so. If there was it would be Texas and the other States vs. Washington DC. Which would be a great idea I think. Washington DC isn't even a State. It's just some free-for-all zone of irresponsibility. We really need to dissolve that whole area of activity. Next time the Muslims aim some planes toward the Capitol i think we all ought to just look the other way. The loss of that shithole would be nothing to worry about. The rest of us would get along just fine without Washington DC. It ain't even a State, like I say. It's, like, some foreign, totally fucked-up government that's telling the rest of the 50 States what to do. Fuck that. Who the fuck came up with that shitty idea anyway? I think 200 years of failure by Washington District of Columbia is enough to make the other 50 States realize that it just aint workin'. We just need the States. We don't need the fucking D.C.. It ain't the United Washington DC of America. It's the United fucking STATES of America. If Washington wants to apply for ADMISSION into the Actual Union, then let them fill out the paper work like all the other States had to do. Fuck Washington DC. "District of Columbia." What the fuck IS that. A fucking license to fuck the United States is all it is. We can fuck ourselves, we don't need Washington District of Columbia fucking us. We can handle it. We don't need that fucking black hole of whatever it is. Whatever fucking "district" it is. Some special fucking "district." What's with "The United States of America and One District"? What the fuck is a fucking district? A safe haven for Useless Fucks? Send the fucking District of Columbia to fucking Columbia, if that's what it's fucking named after. Kick it's ass out of America. Jesus Christ: Washington "D.C." Sounds like some fucking rapper's name. "Washington D.C. Trey Snoop Yo Dog Puffy Daddy Yo D.C. ite, keepin' it real DC!!!" It's a fucking sewer, this fucking "district" that we are all dragging along with us like a fucking trillion ton anchor. Do they even have one actual BUSINESS there? Or is it just too fucking fucked up even to open a store. Do they have even one product that's made there? Or do they just leech. Like fucking bums. Get rid of Washington D.C. It won't be missed, there'll be no calamity, Americans will all unite finally for real and without effort because there won't be Washington District Boyfuck Columbia causing all kinds of strife and chaos and outlawing Jesus and spreading its legs and ass and jaws for Allah, and we can just kick all the fucking Muslims into the Atlantic and Pacific and Gulf of Mexico and we'll all live happily ever after. Thank you. And fuck you.

Martin Nigger King Day

Tomorrrow is Martin Nigger King day. That has NOTHING to do with the following which i didn't write. It's just one of those occasional public service things I do.


THE COUNTRY of TEXAS
> >
> > In case things get a little tough after Jan...
> >
> > Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede
> >
> > from the Union. (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of
> >
> > 1848.)
> >
> > We Texans love y'all, but we'll probably have to take action since
> >
> > Barack Obama won the election. We'll miss you too.
> >
> > Here is what can happen:
> >
> > 1: Barack Hussein Obama becomes President of the United States, and
> >
> > Texas immediately secedes from the Union.
> >
> >
> >
> > 2: George W. Bush will become the President of the Republic of
> > Texas.
> >
> > You might not think that he talks too pretty, but we haven't had
> > another
> >
> > terrorist attack, and the economy was fine until the effects
> >
> > of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to
> > roost.
> >
> >
> >
> > So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
> >
> > 1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space
> > industry.
> >
> > 2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
> >
> > 3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess
> > with
> >
> > Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.
> >
> > 4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will
> > need
> >
> > for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we
> > don't
> >
> > know. Why not ask Obama?
> >
> > 5. Natural Gas - again we have all we need and it's too bad about
> > those
> >
> > Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will have to figure out a
> > way
> >
> > to keep them warm....
> >
> > 6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer
> > chips
> >
> > and communications equipment -small companies like Texas Instruments,
> >
> > Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola,
> > Intel,
> >
> > AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Microconductor, Dallas
> > Semiconductor,
> >
> > Nortel, Alcatel, etc, etc. The list goes on and on.
> >
> >
> >
> > 7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research,
> > the
> >
> > best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as
> >
> > other large health centers. The Houston Medical Center alone
> > employees
> >
> > over 65,000 people.
> >
> > 8. We have enough colleges to keep us getting smarter: University
> >
> > of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Texas Christian, Rice, SMU,
> > University of
> >
> > Dallas, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT (University of North
> > Texas),
> >
> > Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the South anyway.
> >
> > 9.. We have an intelligent and energetic work force, and it isn't
> >
> > restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in Texas, it's a Right to Work
> >
> > State and, therefore, it's every man and women for themselves. We
> > just
> >
> > go out and get the job done. And if we don't like the way one
> > company
> >
> > operates, we get a job somewhere else.
> >
> > 10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance
> >
> > industries, etc.
> >
> > 11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard,
> >
> > the Texas Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't
> > have an
> >
> > Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a
> > pile
> >
> > of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the
> >
> > situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of
> > Public
> >
> > Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.
> >
> >
> >
> > 12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and
> > several
> >
> > types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let's not forget seafood
> > from
> >
> > the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that
> > they
> >
> > taste good. Don't need any food.
> >
> >
> >
> > 13. Three of the ten largest cities in the United States, and
> >
> > twenty-three of the 100 largest cities in the United States, are
> >
> > located in Texas. And Texas also has more land than California, New
> > York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts,
> > Maryland, Rhode
> >
> > Island and Vermont combined.
> >
> > 14. Trade: Three of the ten largest ports in the United States are
> >
> > located in Texas.
> >
> > 15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You
> > see,
> >
> > nothing rusts in Texas, so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well
> > for
> >
> > decades.
> >
> > This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of
> > Texas
> >
> > in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't
> >
> > have.
> >
> > Now to the rest of the United States under President Obama:
> >
> > Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only
> >
> > President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV.
> > The
> >
> > rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
> >
> > You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off
> >
> > satellite communications.
> >
> > You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr.
> > Obama
> >
> > has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as
> > you
> >
> > survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global
> >
>
> >
> > Signed, The People of Texas
> >
> >
> > P..S This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you
> >
> > something to think about!
> >
> >
> >
> > SLEEP WELL TONIGHT... THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!
>

N Minus 2

In two days the reason for this blog coming into existence becomes the New Nigger. I call him the New Nigger because in Blazing Saddles that's how the new nigger sheriff was introduced to the townspeople. "Good Townspeople, please allow me to introduce to you your new.......nigger......" You see, he didn't KNOW the new sheriff was a nigger. Until the nigger appeared. It is considered without argument the funniest moment in motion picture history. Bumping to the number 2 spot the expression "Springtime For Hitler." Another Mel Brooks joke. Go figure. Where was I. So tomorrow the New Nigger takes office. And WHAT do you suppose will be the first thing he does. Well, let me think. Probably withdraw support for Israel. That will bring us to day two of the New Nigger. Probably his LAST day. Then there will be day three, in which we will have an even newer President, the stupid white guy nobody has seen for three months, probably because he's in a home for the senile.

The Difference Between Bush And The New Nigger

The difference is Bush is stupid and the new nigger is stupid AND EVIL. Bush isnt actually evil like the commie cartoonists portray him as, with dracula teeth and blood dripping down his chin. He's just stupid. He doesn't have a clue how to be evil or understand it or even probably spell it. He is not a bright guy. Obama the Muslilm is evil. AND stupid. But being evil he at least has an agenda and a certain energy level. Bush has no energy level. He's just a lazy idiot. He has no idea what to do with himself. He doesn't have a thought in his head. Obama has tons of thoughts in his head. Just like a juvenile nigger delinquent has a million thoughts in his head how he can fuck someone out of their property. That's what's goin ' on in OBAMA'S head. He's a fuckin' thief, a liar, and pretty soon we are going to see that he's a killer. Of course to be President you HAVE to be a killer. But Bush would never come looking for ME to kill. Obama will. Which is why I fucking detest him. I am now on his hit list. I was not on Bush's hit list. Most Americans, especially white ones, are now on Obama's hit list. Unlike them, I have no intention of keeping quiet about it. Bring the stupid fucking commie muslim nigger monkey on. That fucking gay little queerbait nigger hippy black supremacist. HAHA, like, what the fuck is THAT all about. What they fuck are they supreme at: making a mess? Is there a CLEAN nigger neighborhood on the whole fucking Planet Earth??????? NO!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID WHITE NIGGER-VOTING FUCKS!!!!! Jesus. Get me to fucking Mars immediately.

The Genius of Ray Charles

Ray Charles was a blind nigger piano player. He had "The Genius Of" affixed to the front of his name, probably by some white person who felt personally guilty for slavery. Ray Charles never once DENIED that he was a genius, though. He seemed pretty comfortable with it. Assuming he had the brains to know what "genius" meant, pro'bly never having heard the word around his household when he was a kid. Ray Charles composed songs, one of which went, "Wha'd I say? Tell me wha'd I say. Tell me wha'd I say right now. Tell me wha'd I say. I wanna know. I wanna know right now. Yeah, I wanna know. Wha'd I say right now?" This went on for 20 minutes. I don't really see a lot of genius here but it could be subtle. Everyone else seems to assume that him being a genius is pretty axiomatic. Anyone I have verbally asked "Why was Ray Charles a genius" has never EVER given me an answer. All they give me is a scowl. I feel it is very unlikely Ray Charles could even add up a column of figures properly. I don't know of any industrial discoveries he ever demonstrated. I am not aware of any philosophical theories of his. He did not seem even remotely interested in the sciences. I don't think he had any degrees. It is very unlikely he ever proceeded in any university farther than the auditorium. If white people consider Ray Charles a genius it is no wonder white people consider Barak Hussein Obama a god.

The Umbrella Weird Thing

Here's something interesting. "Oh, well, it's about time, asshole." Hey, thanks. I was walking along the sidewalk and it had stopped raining. But it was windy and cold. I did not have a lot on and my head was freezing. "So where's the harm there?" Ok, thank you. So i put the umbrella in front of me. It did not block the wind. I then laid it on my shoulder so that it was backwards and near my head. There was no wind. Total windlessness around my face and head. Like a cone of silence. Only a cone of windlence. I don't know why. But it works. "Hey, fuck you." Thank you.

Initiations

Initiations are things fags who are not aware they are fags do to other men in order to do faggy stuff "in the name of manliness." It is very important for men who are fags but do not want to admit to themselves they are fags to still do fag things with other men. But they can't just go up and say "Can I blow you?" That would be a pretty good giveaway that the guy was a fag. So these guys have "clubs." Mens' clubs. A place with just men. Men who want to be with other men and really enjoy the company of other men and really have a lot of fun with other men and want to be around other men all the time because they feel safer surrounded by men.....are men who are fags. I know what you're saying: "I thought you said a fag was some guy who involved themselves with penises other than their own." HAHA, that "other than their own" is kind of interesting: jacking off COULD be GAY!! But, yeah, I did say that. That's when you can slap that label on real good and then sear it into the flesh with a hot branding iron. While wearing buttless chaps! YES!!!!! I'm sorry. This topic always gets me a little energized. In a kind of fun, exuberant way. Could you tell me where I was, please? Oh, thank you. So very kind of you. Daquiri? So initiations are things fags-in-denial do. Initiations USUALLY involve the exposure of SOMEBODY'S penis. Either the initiate, or the "guys" doing the initiation. "Super Manly" stuff USUALLY involves penises coming into play in an environment free of vaginas. Even "Extremely Macho Violent Thugs" will force their defeated male victims to blow them. Conquering some male adversary VERY OFTEN immediately degenerates into a homosexual act. Which COULD lead one to come to the conclusion that thugs are gay. I GUESS it all depends on how you define gay. MEXICANS for instance, are convinced that if one man is sucking another man's cock, the Mexican having his cock SUCKED is not gay. That ain't how it goes in MY definition, just for the record. ITALIANS - who are often mistaken for Mexicans and/or Jews, at least the ones in the Mafia, a lot of them will force some schlub to suck their cock in order to, THEY WILL INSIST, to "humiliate" him. EYE think it's done to get a blowjob from a dude. What do YOU think?
The less "athletic" the men's "club" the weirder the homosexuality gets. With jocks?....some playful swordfighting, some happy jumping around with erections in tight jockeyshorts, tying a dude up against a pole on his feet and playing porno in front of him and a bunch of dressed - OR UNDRESSED guys all laughing and jeering and watching him either GET a boner....or NOT get a boner...that kind of thing..
If he does NOT get a boner HAHAHAHAHA these other guys in their underwear watching to see whether this guy they tied up against his wil gets a boner or not HAHAHA if he DOESN'T get a boner HAHAHAHA THESE GUYS DECLARE HIM A QUEER AND HUMILIATE HIM FOREVER AND THROW HIM OUT OF THE CLUB BESIDES!!!!!! THAT'S NOT GAY!!!!!! THAT'S NORMAL!!!! YEAH!!!!! THAT'S FINE!! Of course if he DOES get a boner well then that's great, good job dude, we saw you get a boner, you ain't gay, now you can join us and watch to see if the next initiate gets a boner or not so we can determine his manliness. Sure, these guys are fine. Men in clubs who do actual dangerous things, like firemen or soldiers - you will notice i have not included the police here - their initiations are usually not involving any penises. They are usually actual fun. A kind of non girlie, non hugging, non-crying-with-happiness that they have found yet another worthy member who they can rely on. Cops don't have initiations. Cops are very weird people. Initiations, while gay, are still happy fun events. For SOMEbody. Cops don't exactly know what fun is. Cops are all kind of deranged, sort of. Moving along we get to the mens clubs that are below cops. Cops are sort of a median line where nothing happens. Above them it's a weird fun gay hijinx and below them its all weird nightmare bloodletting killing of babies and blackmailing stuff. Here we have the Masons and god only knows what else. I discussed the Masons a few other places so I don't really have the motivation to rejoin their depressing world again at the moment. So there you have it!! Ok, thank you.

One Good Thing About Our New Nigger

One good thing about Our New Nigger is that he'll probably drop the Cuban embargo which the fuckhead Republicans think is so fucking goddamn important to protecting our fucking shores. And that means I can get a fucking Cuban goddamn mother fucking cigar without going to fucking godamn mother fucking prison for having one. Fucking Bush and his fucking reetard fucking dipshit fucking Republican idiot cowshit-for-brains gay budddies. I don't know what the fuck their problem is. I REALLY don't see how buying cigars from a third rate nation, while we have ten billion Muslims here at home preparing to blow us all up and are bragging about it, is gonna really endanger us all that much. I'd rather be breathing cigar smoke than IED smoke. On the other hand Doofus George kept the fucking Muslims bombing themselves and our troops instead of bombing us at the at the mall. So I'll give the idiot that. That will all change in a few months though. We're gonna get hit REAL good. But I'll be smokin' a fucking goddamn CUBAN MOTHER FUCKING CIGAR MOTHERFUCKER when i go. THANKS NEW NIGGER!!

Rush Limbaugh

First the good thing about Rush Limbaugh: he is the best off-the-cuff orator, probably, on earth. If you are "on his side" already at the start of one of his majestic paens to America, by the time he is done you will have real tears in your eyes, and if you are driving at the time you MAY have an accident due to the length of time your hands are off the wheel and are, instead, applauding euphorically. Now the bad part. He is an intellectual reetard. He's pinioned underneath the "Conservative" anchor, which weighs even more than he does. And Conservatism is somethings even Conservatives can't define. I will however define it for them, and for you. Conservatism is Limited Socialism. That's really all it is. And yet Conservatives spend 100% of their talk-time railing against Socialism. But it's ok in small doses. As I am sure Rush Limbaugh - who since the Viagara Incident I call Rush Limpdick - will admit to believing. We need government for A FEW THINGS. According to the drug addict who thinks drug addicts should be jailed. He is also EXTREMELY creepy. When he talks about women. It's hard to DEFINE a creep, it's something you sense from them when they begin to invisibly slither. It's clear he considers himself quite the lothario. But take a look at him. Can you, even with the imagination of H.R. Giger, imagine Rush Limbaugh licking a pussy? A lothario pretty much has to do that, according to my dictionary of humping. I cannot for the life of me imagine Rush Limbaugh doing such a thing. Bill Clinton?.....OH yeah. I can picture that REAL easy. But not Rush. I can picture him eating a donut. But not a pussy. Also....the football thing. If you can't throw a football you shouldn't be giving on-air coaching opinions. It makes you look like you are trying to be "masculine." He's an advocate of free enterprise except for what the government defines as "illegal drugs." Then he's all Third Reich. There will be no heroin in Rush's Universe, and none in yours either, if Rush has anything to say about it. Also no porn in Rush's world except for his creepy references to womens' body parts, which when he coyly makes these references your skin not only crawls, it moves up and down your bones like herds of recruits in basic training under the Live Fire drill. Your skin crawls like an eel laboratory during a simultaneous-live-birthing experiment in an empty swimming pool filled with pregnant females. Your skin almost crawls OFF. It's that creepy. He refuses to abandon the Republican Party and start touting the Libertarian Party, which, while MINIMUMLY socialist is still a lot less socialist than the
Republicans. It's like he cannot even get his head around any aspect of the Libertarian "platform." Sure, it's a befuddled one, but if the Republicans are The Frantically-Stampeding Lost the Libertarians are at least the Pensively-Meandering Lost. Which in itself is a giant step up in sanity. It's as though the Libertarians are in a room that Rush Libaugh is either too FAT to get in or he is just not near intelligent enough to even have a clue what to make of them. If he would just BECOME a Libertarian and just soak in the tub for a while he might eventually absorb it through his flesh: let it mix and slide around with the fat molecules, maybe some of it would adhere. But I don't see this happening. He has a cult mentality. "Conservatism" is his religion. He cannot break free. I don't see it ever happening. He'll die a Conservative. Probably by then the only Conservative with at least SOME idea of what a Conservative is. Or was, I should say.

The New Obama Magazine

Yeah, it's called TIME. Every week Obama is on the cover. Every week there is a major article about Obama and every week there is never one word of criticism about Obama. It's the new O Magazine. Oprah could have a problem. On the other hand, maybe not: they're both gay people and they both like the same thing - accumulatiing tons of cash, and they're both - ha ha - NIGGERS, so that certainly gives both magazines all the appeal that the white people would be interested in 'cause niggers can do no wrong as far as whitey is concerned. I can say one thing without a doubt looking at the Iniggural Issue of Obama Magazine with this here picture of the fucker on the cover, I can say without hesitation or doubt, he is the most fucked up, ugliest, stupidest, most facially buttuglied-up, most soulless-eyed nigger i have EVER seen. He is ugly even for an Irishman. 90 year old Italian peasant women living in the rocks look better than this monstrosity of a fuck. He's GOTTA be on heroin. NOBODY looks like that unless they're on narcotics. I just can't pinpoint the drug. But heroin or some opiate derivative would be my first guess. And maybe my second and third guesses too. I will say this for Time magazine: they ain't makin' any special efforts to NOT make him look goofier and uglier and monkier-lookin' as hell. I'll sure give 'em that.

When The Obamas Leave The Black House

One good thing about having the New Niggers in the Black House is that once they leave the place will have to be bulldozed because nobody will be able to live in it again. It will be WAY too fucked up for human habitation. It will be like a ghetto house. It will be all boards on the windows and crap everywhere. It will be full of rats from the filth. Tons of niggers will be running around all over the place. Now I know what you're saying: you're saying Obama is not that kind of a nigger. Yeah, well, the typical American Nigger don't know that. They think they are going to get to actually STAY THERE WITH HIM. 'Cause that's how niggers think. They're gonna be standing outside in a huge, million-man-deep perimeter of screaming chanting idiots demanding to spend the night. "YOU WUN UV US MY BRUVVA!! C'MOWN! Y'ALL BE LETTIN' US IN, YA-HEE?" Ha ha. It'll be a fuckin' trip. And I NEVER use that expression. But it'll be a trip. Ha ha. Ite. Hopefully the new one they build after they tear down the wreckage the Obamas leave won't look like something from Imperial France or some Transylvanian dungeon from under an age-old city in Bulgaria like this one does.

The Muslims ARE Coming

Your lovely blogger did not write this. But he believes it.


Date: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 7:49 AM

Juval Aviv was the Israeli Agent upon whom the movie ' Munich ' was based. He was Golda Meir's bodyguard--she appointed him to track down and bring to justice the Palestinian terrorists who took the Israeli athletes hostage and killed them during the Munich Olympic Games. (Aviv's bio is noted at end.)

He predicted the London subway bombing on the Bill O'Reilly show on Fox News stating publicly that it would happen within a week. At the time, O'Reilly laughed and mocked him saying that in a week he wanted him back on the show. But, unfortunately, within a week the terrorist attack had occurred.

Now for his future predictions. He predicts the next terrorist attack on the U.S. will occur within the next few months. Forget hijacking airplanes, because he says terrorists will NEVER try and hijack a plane again as they know the people onboard will never go down quietly again. Aviv believes our airport security is a joke--that we have been reactionary rather than proactive in developing strategies that are truly effective. For example:

1) Our airport technology is outdated. We look for metal, and the new explosives are made of plastic.

2) He talked about how some idiot tried to light his shoe on fire. Because of that, now everyone has to take off their shoes. A group of idiots tried to bring aboard liquid explosives. Now we can't bring liquids on board. He says he's waiting for some suicidal maniac to pour liquid explosive on his underwear; at which point, security will have us all traveling naked! Every strategy we have is 'reactionary. '

3) We only focus on security when people are heading to the gates. Aviv says that if a terrorist attack targets airports in the future, they will target busy times on the front end of the airport when/where people are checking in. It would be easy for someone to take two suitcases of explosives, walk up to a busy check-in line, ask a person next to them to watch their bags for a minute while they go to the restroom, and then detonate the bags BEFORE security even gets involved. In Israel , security checks bags BEFORE people can even ENTER the airport.

Aviv says the next terrorist attack here in America is imminent and will involve suicide bombers and non-suicide bombers in places where large groups of people congregate. (I. E., Disneyland, Las Vegas casinos, big cities (New York, San Francis-co, Chicago, etc.) and that it will also include shopping malls, subways in rush hour, train stations, etc., as well as rural America this time (Wyoming, Montana, etc.).

The attack will be characterized by simultaneous detonations around the country (terrorists like big impact), involving at least 5-8 cities, including rural areas. Aviv says terrorists won't need to use suicide bombers in many of the larger cities, because at places like the MGM Grand in Las Vegas , they can simply valet park a car loaded with explosives and walk away.

Aviv says all of the above is well known in intelligence circles, but that our U. S.. government does not want to 'alarm American citizens' with the facts.

The world is quickly going to become 'a different place,' and issues like 'global warming' and political correctness will become totally irrelevant.

On an encouraging note, he says the terrorists who want to destroy America will not use sophisticated weapons. They like to use suicide as a front-line approach. It's cheap, it's easy, it's effective; and they have an infinite abundance of young militants more than willing to 'meet their destiny.'

He also says the next level of terrorists, over which America should be most concerned, will not be coming from abroad. But will be, instead, 'homegrown' - having attended and been educated in our own schools and universities right here in the U. S. He says to look for 'students' who frequently travel back and forth to the Middle East . These young terrorists will be most dangerous because they will know our language and will fully understand the habits of Americans; but that we Americans won't know/understand a thing about them.

Aviv says that, as a people, Americans are unaware and uneducated about the terroristic threats we will, inevitably, face. America still has only a handful of Arabic and Farsi speaking people in our intelligence networks, and Aviv says it is critical that we change that fact - SOON.

So, what can America do to protect itself? From an intelligence perspective, Aviv says the U.S. needs to stop relying on satellites and technology for intelligence. We need to, instead, follow Israel 's, Ireland 's, and England 's hands-on examples of human intelligence, both from an infiltration perspective as well as to trust 'aware' citizens to help.

We need to engage and educate ourselves as citizens; however, our U. S. government continues to treat us, its citizens, 'like babies.' Our government thinks we 'can't handle the truth' and are concerned that we'll panic if we understand the realities of terrorism. Aviv says this is a deadly mistake.

Aviv recently created/executed a security test for our Congress, by placing an empty briefcase in five well-traveled spots in five major cities. The results? Not one person called 911 or sought a policeman to check it out. In fact, in Chicago , someone tried to steal the briefcase!

In comparison, Aviv says that citizens of Israel are so well 'trained that an unattended bag or package would be reported in seconds by citizen(s) who know to publicly shout, 'Unattended Bag.' The area would be quickly & calmly cleared by the citizens themselves.. But, unfortunately, America hasn't been yet 'hurt enough' by terrorism for their government to fully understand the need to educate its citizens or for the government to understand that it's their citizens who are, inevitably, the best first-line of defense against terrorism.

Aviv also was concerned about the high number of children here in America who were in preschool and kinderg art en after 9/11, who were 'lost' without parents being able to pick them up, and about ours schools that had no plan in place to best care for the students until parents could get there. (In New York City , this was days, in some cases!)

He stresses the importance of having a plan, that's agreed upon within your family, to respond to in the event of a terroristic emergency. He urges parents to contact their children's schools and demand that the schools, too, develop plans of actions, as they do in Israel .

Does your family know what to do if you can't contact one another by phone? Where would you gather in an emergency? He says we should all have a plan that is easy enough for even our youngest children to remember and follow.

Aviv says that the U S. government has in force a plan that, in the event of another terrorist attack, will immediately cut-off EVERYONE's ability to use cell phones, blackberries, etc., as this is the preferred communication source used by terrorists and is often the way that their bombs are detonated. How will you communicate with your loved ones in the event you cannot speak? You need to have a plan.

Aviv's Bio as follows:

He holds an M.A. in Business from Tel Aviv University and is President and CEO of Interfor, Inc., an international corporate intelligence and investigations firm. Interfor, Inc. is now based in New York , with offices around the world. It was founded in 1979 and provides foreign and domestic intelligence services to legal, corporate, and financial communities around the world. Interfor, Inc. also conducts investigations into terrorism, and Mr. Aviv now serves as a special consultant to the U. S. Congress, and other policy makers, here within the U. S. on issues of terrorism, fraud, and money laundering. Interfor's services encompass white-collar crime investigations, asset search and recovery, corporate due diligence, litigation support, fraud investigations, internal compliance investigations, and security and vulnerability assessments. Since its inception, Interfor's asset investigation services have recovered over $2 billion worldwide for its clients.

A leading authority on terrorist networks, Mr. Aviv served as lead investigator for Pan Am Airways into the Pan Am 103-Lockerbie terrorist bombing. He was featured in the recent film, Munich , as the leader of the Israeli team that tracked down the terrorists who kidnapped the Israeli Olympic team. Before founding Interfor, Mr. Aviv served as an officer in the Israel Defense Force (Major, retired) leading an elite Commando/Intelligence Unit, and was later selected by the Israeli Secret Service (Mossad) to p art icipate in a number of intelligence special operations, serving in many countries in the late 1960s and 1970s.

While working as a consultant with El Al, Mr. Aviv surveyed the existing security measures in place and updated El Al's security program, making El Al the safest airline in business today. Most recently, Mr.. Aviv wrote a book entitled, 'Staying Safe: The Complete Guide to Protecting Yourself, Your Family, and Your Business.' (2004, Harper Resource)

He has been a featured guest on ABC Nightline, FOX News, CNN, BBC Newsnight, ZDF (German National Television), and RAI (Italian National Television)- -and has been featured in numerous art icles in major magazines and newspapers worldwide.

American Idle

The 8th season of American Idle is on. Everyone is singing nigger songs and if they aint singing nigger songs they are singing in nigger style: 20 different idiotic unwritten notes per second at the tops of their voices. White people, black people, fucking two headed orange people, they are all singing like BET niggers. I am about as musical as a person can ever get and I dont have even ONE fucking nigger "recording artist." Oh wait: I have 2 Miles Davis cd's and an Earth Wind and Fire Best Of cd. And I can only stand 2 of THOSE songs. None of this bodes well for White Goth Rock and White Nordic Battle Rock. Don't look good, white folks. And by white folks I mean the two or three white folks that actually still are white folks.

This Just In

HAHAHA This just in from the loveable and fun Dennis Ousley:


the people getting off the plane that landed in the water say the're just happy to be alive.lol wait till all the Jew lawyers tell them just how happy they are going to be.hahahahahahahahaha

Wind Chill Factor

Every time I hear someone mention the wind chill factor i want to beat them to fucking death with a Polonium crowbar; I not only want them to die, I want to accellerate the rotting process. This fucking wind chill factor shit is some newsman's most brilliant idea since his idea of pissing into his nose and making his shit go back up his ass and blowing his snotclogs into his shoes. Sure, that was good but then he figured out how to make the news even more miserable, and that was a true accomplishment. He's taken the News Philosophy of "maximum grimness all the time" over to the Weather Segment. If they figure out a way to make sports reporting depressing and ominous i will be weaned from the news altogether. I hope it's soon. Fucking wind chill factor. I don't know who came up with that fucking bullshit but they deserve a fucking medal from the PT Barnum foundation. Every bonehead on earth now parrots it. No wonder the Muslims hate us. We're even dumber than they are. They want to be Number One in stupidity and we are kicking their asses. No wonder they are targeting our children: trying to stop the stupidity in its tracks. I admire that. We should have done that to them on Sept. 12th: eradicated them at the womb level. Fucking wind chill factor. Hey, why not the fart-cooling factor, assholes??? "Temps were down to 3 below zero last night and that means farts hit the atmosphere 17 degrees cooler than when they left your asscheeks, and for every one degree drop in temperature from ninety-eight point six there is a Fartage Smell Factor reduction of 5% of the original stench intensity. Certainly good news to those waiting for busses in the snow after a burrito-and-coffee breakfast." Fucking wind chill factor. If it's 20 below, and there's a 300 fucking mile an hour wind, the side of the barn is STILL gonna be at 20 below. THAT'S THE FUCKING TEMPERATURE! 20 BELOW! "Oh, well, yeah, but, well, ya know, if you, ya know, yer in da wind, den it's, ya know, a lot colder. Dat is if yer a human. And if yer outside in it. And it's all wiindy and stuff." No, asshole, it isn't. It's still 20 below. No amount of wind is going to lower the fucking temperature just based on the fact that there's some fucking WIND flyin' around. The only thing that's going to lower the temperature is a lower fucking TEMPERATURE!! Not wind speed. If it's 20 below and you're standing in it and there's a hundred MPH wind, when you fucking DIE and they come and STICK A THERMOMETER UP YOUR DEAD STUPID ASS your ass is gonna be at 20 below zero. Regardless of the wind speed. "Oh, yeah, well, here's the deal on that, you see, if it's 20 below and you are out in it and there's a wind blowing then as far as your body is concerned it FEELS like its colder and we know the way to figure that." Fuck you. You ain't figurin' nuthin'. Temperature ain't "recalibrated" to the "comfort level" of some asshole standing out in a freezing fucking windstorm. Only fucking self-centered newspeople calibrate things that way. And idiot viewers who think newspeople are even people. They are not. News people are not people. They are insects that live in squash algae and who absorb nutrients directly from the dirt. That's what news people are. They are not "real" people. They are total freaks of nature. And they are convinced that temperature CHANGES, or creates a fucking FACTOR of some kind, due to the speed of the wind. Just like Creationists believe that God is as fucking stupid as they are and so does things THEIR way. So Creationists and news people are pretty much related in the monkey kingdom the Creationists insist they are not members of. In reality the only thing that changes due to the speed of the wind is the windspeed. And maybe the location of your trailer and beach umbrella. The TEMPERATURE, however never budges from wiind speed. Wind speed can never push the temperature around like it apparently does your brain. And there is no FACTORING involved in LOOKING AT A THERMOMETER either. Or in other words YOU are IRRELEVANT to the TEMPERATURE. And probably to everything else, if you say things like "wind chill factor." "Oh, well, you're an idiot because the wind chill factor tells you if it's cold out, how much colder you will FEEL if it's windy so that if you dress for 22 degrees and the wind chill factor is 0 degrees then you wear more clothes." Oh, I see, so if it's 33 degrees, and water freezes at 32 degrees, and there's a hundred mile an hour wind bringing the wind chill factor down to zero degrees and i put a drop of water on your nose it will freeze then, right? "Ummmmm YEAH! Ummmmm I mean, it will FEEL like it's frozen." Oh: so then the weather is all about you. "Ummm, pretty much yeah."

N Minus 5

This business of having Our New Nigger as president might actually have a good side. It SHOULD make it apparent to everyone just how silly all this government shit really is. I mean if we have sunk to the level where we think we need a cokehead gay nigger fashion icon muslim communist IDIOT.....did I say nigger? oh, ok: where was I.....if this is what we have reduced ourselves to as a "nation" namely choosing THIS THING as our leader, it should bring us to the conclusion either that we don't need a leader at all, if this one will do - why not just have none.....: or else it should show us that WE'RE the ones that are not necessary and that the sooner the world's swine nuke us the better. That it just might be TIME for us to fucking die.

Bad Pistol-Acting

Yeah, I know: what's pistol-acting. It's how actors in movies and tv hold a pistol when they are "moving forward all tense and nervous" through a hallway or an alley or an office or a gay bar or a dildo factory or a summer camp for cats and they have both hands in a death grip on the thing, one hand around the handle and the other hand underneath the first hand "holding the pistol steady to ensure accuracy." Nothing can fucking "ensure accuracy" of a pistol. Especially an automatic, which is always the gun of choice of directors. Half the time they don't work. Why try to "ensure accuracy" if it ain't even gonna shoot. Might as well approach the bad guy backwards, bent over, your pants down at your shoes and the gun being held by both ass cheeks "to ensure accuracy." Now I know all the gun manuals and all the instructors and gun handlers insist this is what you have to do if you are in law enforcement to approach a danger zone in a confined area. They never tell you "shitcan the automatic, it probably won't work." No, they say to hold the grip with your shooting hand and hold the undersde of the grip and your shooting hand with the other hand and keeep your arms stiff. I love it: all these asshole actors looking all tense in a makebelieve arena and turning their entire bodies to follow the pistol barrel because they are straight-arming the gun like it is trying to transport itself into their face by invisible power and they are trying to keep it away. Then they slam their back against a corner and pull the gun with both arms bent and both hands still in a fucking death grip on it and then OUT GO THE ARMS AGAIN as they turn the corner and proceed. You would think to their death. Or at least into a hail of gunfire shredding both their arms, since they stuck them out into bullet traffic. I guess to test the water. Here is a rule for you in gun fighting with automatics: if you are so bad a shot that you cannot hit someone in a room or a corridor or across the street using only one hand on the pistol, you really shouldn't be involving yourself in that kind of situation. You will not frighten anyone by standing with your back to the doorway and then whooshing in and standing stock still with both arms extended forward and looking around and then whirling 20 degrees and doing the same thing. You are going to get shot if there's someone calmly ANYWHERE in that room and leisurely picking you off. He KNOWS where you are. If you are holding the pistol with both hands you are not going to shoot any more accurately becaussssssse....anybody? Because you won't be using the sights. You would be obstructing your own vision. You're ALREADY being stupid with both your arms in front of you, HOPEFULLY you are at LEAST allowing yourself to SEE what the fuck is going on so that you'll know where the guy was before he shot you to death. So even with two hands clutched like a reetard onto the pistol you won't be using the worthless sights. So why not just put one arm into operation. If you can't hit the target by holding the gun with one hand without aiming, you really shouldn't be carrying a fucking bullet-shooter at all. If you are competing in a target shoot - the two-handed hold is essential. You get to stand there for as long as you want and the target will never try and shoot you first. PLUS - you get to use the SIGHTS. Can anyone but me see the difference in the two situations here?

American Idle And The New Nigger

Ya know, if you've watched as much of American Idle as I have and you see how many white people are so delusional that they think and truly believe that they can sing when a dead macaque could easily see that they cannot - you sort of start to understand why so many white people are convinced The New Nigger should actually be President of the United States. Deluision and insanity seem to be the hallmark of the white race. The Mexicans and niggers are right - white people are stupid.

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A Little Gun History Lesson

In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

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In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

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Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.

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China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

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Guatemala established gun control in 1964.. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

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Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

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Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million 'educated' people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

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Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.

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It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. The first year results are now in:

Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2 percent

Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent

Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)!

In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns!

It will never happen here? Hah, I bet the Aussies said that too!

While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.

There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the ELDERLY. Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in successfully ridding Australian society of guns. The Australian experience and the other historical facts above prove it.

You won't see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians disseminating this information.

Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens.

Take note my fellow Americans, before it's too late!

The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind him of this history lesson.

With Guns.............We Are 'Citizens'.

Without Them........We Are 'Subjects'..

During W.W. II the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew most Americans were ARMED !

Note: Admiral Yamamoto who crafted the attack on Pearl Harbor had attended Harvard U 1919-1921 & was Naval Attache to the U. S. 1925-28. Most of our Navy was destroyed at Pearl Harbor & our Army had been deprived of funding & was ill prepared to defend the country.

It was reported that when asked why Japan did not follow up the Pearl Harbor attack with an invasion of the U. S. Mainland, his reply was that he had lived in the U. S. & knew that almost all households had guns.

Aircraft Carrier Nigger Update

I went to the internet and found that the Grampa Bush aircraft carrier is not being captained by a nigger, unless there is a nigger named Kevin Flaherty. I told Dennis that needlessly denigrating negroes by making up stories accomplishes nothing and only leads to more hatred and misunderstanding. He told me to go soak my head in a bucket of shit and then fuck myself with it. I think he meant with the bucket.

Another New Nigger

Dennis Tells me that the new aircraft carrier named after Grampa Bush is commanded by a Nee Grow. He said he'll turn that aircraft carrier into a submarine in no time at all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I Had A Dream!!

I had a very upseting dream about Our New President Obama. He was on the golf course and a Blackhawk helicopter pilot, flying nearby, noticed that the Terrorist Alert buzzer started droning and the automatic antiterrorist response system, before the pilot could react, swooped and veered the chopper into a new pitch and angle and velocity and the automatic guns poured 3,000 explosive rounds a second into Our New President's beautiful young male buck's godlike body, turning him into a fiery vapor of scalding blood droplets the diameter of Windex spray molecules that caught the wind and gradually disappeared forever into the light and were seen no more and were so infinitesimal and miniscule that they never ever again even alighted to the earth such that Our Beautiful President Obama, his once fine young black African body was now only mere, far-flung mists-invisible; sailing relentlessly and forever in the jetstream of earth, and with every circumnavigation of the globe by our atomized noble chieftain, each circuit turned our once handsome, vital, majestic articulate leader into an ever-dimishing, unconnected human asteroid belt of Obamolecules never to be seen or detected or discoverable ever again. It was horrifying. I am crying now. Don't look at me!!!

Favorite Internet Videos of '08

Well, there were two and I'll be damned if I can pick my favorite. One was of an American gunship nailing 4 briskly walking Muslim Fucks into the dirt with a double peppering of explosive rounds of machinegun fire. The one where the dog runs away and lives, proving that we should thank God daily that we are not fighting Muslim canines, who seem to have a LOT more on the ball than Muslim sandniggers. The Muslim sandniggers, they just fell to the ground as a unified quartet of death and then while they were laying there theu got a second dose of machinegunfire just to make sure that even their souls never made it out to get to where the heavenly virgins are. Who everyone assumes are FEMALE virgins. Got some news for ya; The Koran - or the Q'uran - as the American Press would now like us to spell it because that is the spelling the Muslims prefer - the Koran, never actually specifies the sex of the virgins. And that's not an accident. Mohammed knew, and the Muslims know, and I know, what kind of virgins are being promised here. Boy virgins. Muslims ain't all that keen on women. 99% of all Muslim men are serial killers of women. So bet on it; the virgins being talked about have "smooth skins, huge olive eyes..." and peckers. Where was I. Oh, yes, and the other video - even though it runs for ten wonderful minutes!....still comes in at a dead-heat with the very short one. Even though it runs longer and the body count is WAY higher. It's the one where the Muslims are in this town and they run over here and then they get nailed and then some more run over there and they get nailed too and this goes on for ten minutes and there's some guy directing fire and he is TOTALLY into it, encouraging the shooters to shoot and to not miss and sayiing all kinds of nice things to them after they aerate a sandnigger or two, then he tells 'em where more are, then they kill them and the HAHA narrator praises 'em, and it's all "There they go....nail those guys.....got 'em. There go some more. Over behind that car...." (car blows up) "....got 'em. There's three of 'em running into that field. Line 'em up....got 'em. Here comes a truck....take 'em out. Ok, got 'em. Bunch of 'em takin' off across that street....line 'em up.....bingo. There goes two more, those are targets, fire! Try again.....ok, good, got 'em...." It's fucking great. Those two videos on a computer screen in black-and-bits-o'-white in negative images lasting a total of 15 minutes... It's bettter than 15 hours of Star Wars in hi def.