Favorite Internet Videos of '08

Well, there were two and I'll be damned if I can pick my favorite. One was of an American gunship nailing 4 briskly walking Muslim Fucks into the dirt with a double peppering of explosive rounds of machinegun fire. The one where the dog runs away and lives, proving that we should thank God daily that we are not fighting Muslim canines, who seem to have a LOT more on the ball than Muslim sandniggers. The Muslim sandniggers, they just fell to the ground as a unified quartet of death and then while they were laying there theu got a second dose of machinegunfire just to make sure that even their souls never made it out to get to where the heavenly virgins are. Who everyone assumes are FEMALE virgins. Got some news for ya; The Koran - or the Q'uran - as the American Press would now like us to spell it because that is the spelling the Muslims prefer - the Koran, never actually specifies the sex of the virgins. And that's not an accident. Mohammed knew, and the Muslims know, and I know, what kind of virgins are being promised here. Boy virgins. Muslims ain't all that keen on women. 99% of all Muslim men are serial killers of women. So bet on it; the virgins being talked about have "smooth skins, huge olive eyes..." and peckers. Where was I. Oh, yes, and the other video - even though it runs for ten wonderful minutes!....still comes in at a dead-heat with the very short one. Even though it runs longer and the body count is WAY higher. It's the one where the Muslims are in this town and they run over here and then they get nailed and then some more run over there and they get nailed too and this goes on for ten minutes and there's some guy directing fire and he is TOTALLY into it, encouraging the shooters to shoot and to not miss and sayiing all kinds of nice things to them after they aerate a sandnigger or two, then he tells 'em where more are, then they kill them and the HAHA narrator praises 'em, and it's all "There they go....nail those guys.....got 'em. There go some more. Over behind that car...." (car blows up) "....got 'em. There's three of 'em running into that field. Line 'em up....got 'em. Here comes a truck....take 'em out. Ok, got 'em. Bunch of 'em takin' off across that street....line 'em up.....bingo. There goes two more, those are targets, fire! Try again.....ok, good, got 'em...." It's fucking great. Those two videos on a computer screen in black-and-bits-o'-white in negative images lasting a total of 15 minutes... It's bettter than 15 hours of Star Wars in hi def.