N Minus 2

In two days the reason for this blog coming into existence becomes the New Nigger. I call him the New Nigger because in Blazing Saddles that's how the new nigger sheriff was introduced to the townspeople. "Good Townspeople, please allow me to introduce to you your new.......nigger......" You see, he didn't KNOW the new sheriff was a nigger. Until the nigger appeared. It is considered without argument the funniest moment in motion picture history. Bumping to the number 2 spot the expression "Springtime For Hitler." Another Mel Brooks joke. Go figure. Where was I. So tomorrow the New Nigger takes office. And WHAT do you suppose will be the first thing he does. Well, let me think. Probably withdraw support for Israel. That will bring us to day two of the New Nigger. Probably his LAST day. Then there will be day three, in which we will have an even newer President, the stupid white guy nobody has seen for three months, probably because he's in a home for the senile.