Initiations

Initiations are things fags who are not aware they are fags do to other men in order to do faggy stuff "in the name of manliness." It is very important for men who are fags but do not want to admit to themselves they are fags to still do fag things with other men. But they can't just go up and say "Can I blow you?" That would be a pretty good giveaway that the guy was a fag. So these guys have "clubs." Mens' clubs. A place with just men. Men who want to be with other men and really enjoy the company of other men and really have a lot of fun with other men and want to be around other men all the time because they feel safer surrounded by men.....are men who are fags. I know what you're saying: "I thought you said a fag was some guy who involved themselves with penises other than their own." HAHA, that "other than their own" is kind of interesting: jacking off COULD be GAY!! But, yeah, I did say that. That's when you can slap that label on real good and then sear it into the flesh with a hot branding iron. While wearing buttless chaps! YES!!!!! I'm sorry. This topic always gets me a little energized. In a kind of fun, exuberant way. Could you tell me where I was, please? Oh, thank you. So very kind of you. Daquiri? So initiations are things fags-in-denial do. Initiations USUALLY involve the exposure of SOMEBODY'S penis. Either the initiate, or the "guys" doing the initiation. "Super Manly" stuff USUALLY involves penises coming into play in an environment free of vaginas. Even "Extremely Macho Violent Thugs" will force their defeated male victims to blow them. Conquering some male adversary VERY OFTEN immediately degenerates into a homosexual act. Which COULD lead one to come to the conclusion that thugs are gay. I GUESS it all depends on how you define gay. MEXICANS for instance, are convinced that if one man is sucking another man's cock, the Mexican having his cock SUCKED is not gay. That ain't how it goes in MY definition, just for the record. ITALIANS - who are often mistaken for Mexicans and/or Jews, at least the ones in the Mafia, a lot of them will force some schlub to suck their cock in order to, THEY WILL INSIST, to "humiliate" him. EYE think it's done to get a blowjob from a dude. What do YOU think?
The less "athletic" the men's "club" the weirder the homosexuality gets. With jocks?....some playful swordfighting, some happy jumping around with erections in tight jockeyshorts, tying a dude up against a pole on his feet and playing porno in front of him and a bunch of dressed - OR UNDRESSED guys all laughing and jeering and watching him either GET a boner....or NOT get a boner...that kind of thing..
If he does NOT get a boner HAHAHAHAHA these other guys in their underwear watching to see whether this guy they tied up against his wil gets a boner or not HAHAHA if he DOESN'T get a boner HAHAHAHA THESE GUYS DECLARE HIM A QUEER AND HUMILIATE HIM FOREVER AND THROW HIM OUT OF THE CLUB BESIDES!!!!!! THAT'S NOT GAY!!!!!! THAT'S NORMAL!!!! YEAH!!!!! THAT'S FINE!! Of course if he DOES get a boner well then that's great, good job dude, we saw you get a boner, you ain't gay, now you can join us and watch to see if the next initiate gets a boner or not so we can determine his manliness. Sure, these guys are fine. Men in clubs who do actual dangerous things, like firemen or soldiers - you will notice i have not included the police here - their initiations are usually not involving any penises. They are usually actual fun. A kind of non girlie, non hugging, non-crying-with-happiness that they have found yet another worthy member who they can rely on. Cops don't have initiations. Cops are very weird people. Initiations, while gay, are still happy fun events. For SOMEbody. Cops don't exactly know what fun is. Cops are all kind of deranged, sort of. Moving along we get to the mens clubs that are below cops. Cops are sort of a median line where nothing happens. Above them it's a weird fun gay hijinx and below them its all weird nightmare bloodletting killing of babies and blackmailing stuff. Here we have the Masons and god only knows what else. I discussed the Masons a few other places so I don't really have the motivation to rejoin their depressing world again at the moment. So there you have it!! Ok, thank you.