The New Obama Magazine

Yeah, it's called TIME. Every week Obama is on the cover. Every week there is a major article about Obama and every week there is never one word of criticism about Obama. It's the new O Magazine. Oprah could have a problem. On the other hand, maybe not: they're both gay people and they both like the same thing - accumulatiing tons of cash, and they're both - ha ha - NIGGERS, so that certainly gives both magazines all the appeal that the white people would be interested in 'cause niggers can do no wrong as far as whitey is concerned. I can say one thing without a doubt looking at the Iniggural Issue of Obama Magazine with this here picture of the fucker on the cover, I can say without hesitation or doubt, he is the most fucked up, ugliest, stupidest, most facially buttuglied-up, most soulless-eyed nigger i have EVER seen. He is ugly even for an Irishman. 90 year old Italian peasant women living in the rocks look better than this monstrosity of a fuck. He's GOTTA be on heroin. NOBODY looks like that unless they're on narcotics. I just can't pinpoint the drug. But heroin or some opiate derivative would be my first guess. And maybe my second and third guesses too. I will say this for Time magazine: they ain't makin' any special efforts to NOT make him look goofier and uglier and monkier-lookin' as hell. I'll sure give 'em that.