Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sarah Palin And Creationism

I ain't gonna read Sarah Palin's book because politicians write horrible books. Not one of them is worth reading. They all
"state their cause." Who needs to know a politician's cause. Their cause is to live job-free on the backs of taxpayers. That's their cause. If one of them would actually admit it that would be an honest politician. Now I ain't read her book but I HEAR that she says she is a Creationist. A Creationist is someone who proclaims Darwin to be in error. Even though all Darwin did was look at what is going on and report it. Then other people looked and saw the same thing and eventually everyone agreed, yeah, that seems to be what's going on. It was right there to look at. They all saw it. They all said "Hey, Darwin's right. Smart guy!" Darwin didnt CREATE the theory of evolution. He discovered it. It was laying there and he picked it up and looked at it and told everyone else. He did this by going outside. Outside the house. Out where the stuff is. On the earth. Where we are. Now then regarding Creationists. CREATIONISTS are insane. They are not just in error, they are not just mistaken, they are not just misinformed, they are not just sleepy, they are not just playing a joke. THEY ARE INSANE!! There is not a Creationist on earth who has actually read the Bible that they claim to be defending. They have just listened to someone who ALSO did not ever read the Bible and they took notes and then started telling other people the same thing. All without actually checking with the Bible that they feel a very strong need to defend. I don't know what they think they are defending it against. If it needed defending it would not exist today. It would have been....I dunno....buried. Destroyed. It would be out of print. The Bible does not need defending. Anyone who defends the Bible is saying God can't handle his own shit. If it's really God's "word," whatever that means, it's also God's problem. God doesn't need defending. Now these defenders of the Bible - that is never under attack by the way. Nobody has ever successfully proven anything about the Bible to be wrong. It's is an accurate historical record that has never been in dispute IN FIVE THOUSAND FUCKING YEARS!!! SO IT'S PROBABLY TRUE!!! In other words the Bible has never come under serious analytical scrutiny by skeptics who have discovered anything out of whack with it. It just ain't ever happened. This CANNOT be said about the fucking KORAN!! which is not a historical account of anything. It's one guy
making statements uncorroborated by history or any other human. It's just pronouncements created by A PLAGIARIST!! He REWROTE the Bible. And turned it into a fucking rulebook from hell. Mohammed couldn't even come up with his own shit. He had to undo God's shit. Even L. Ron Hubbard came up with an original tale. He didn't rewrite the bible. Although he did say Christ never existed. Which is incorrect. Even Jews, Christ's killers, admit Jesus existed. As forll the other religions on earth?....they never come under scrutiny or debate or controversy. Everyone knows that they are merely "ways of looking at things" and are completely internalized experiences or philosophies. Ways to make your life "more peaceful" during your shitty walk through hell here on earth. No, it's only the FUCKING BIBLE that people have "problems" with. That alone tells me it's ok. Everyone hates it. Must be good. On the other hand everyone hates Jar Jar Binks. Something I always keep in the back of my mind. These defenders of the Bible against Darwin are convinced that Darwin said humans come from apes. He never said that. He never said it because he never observed it. He only talked abut things he watched and observed and took notes on. Things that were happening right here and right now. Creationists reading this are hearing this for the first time. They are going "Ummmm.....what??....."
Because they're dumb. They have NO idea what the hell they are talking about. Creationists make Obama look smart. And this is an Anti Obama blog. Big time. That's how dumb Creationists are. They make the person I consider stupider than a fucking
martian goat, they make that dumbass nigger idiot look smart. Very smart by comparison. The Creationists not only think Darwin said man came from apes they are also are of the opinion that the Bible says God created "man." The Bible does not state that. The Bible states that God created Adam. And then Eve. Not "mankind." Adam and Eve created "mankind" BY FUCKING APES!!! And they did it AT LUCIFER'S DIRECTION!!! SO IF ANYTHING LUCIFER CREATED MAN NOT GOD!!! Hence.....anyone?.....Hence we needed REDEEMING!!! Now THAT is a very long story and I don't want to get into it. What I DO want to get into is that the Bible does not say God created mankind. It says God created two particular individuals. WHO I MIGHT ADD ARE NOW DEAD!! What God created died. What Adam and Eve created lives on. If you can call a socialistic planet of the apes living. So Creationists are way beyond retarded. They are actually evil. They are claiming to be "true Christians." Well "true Christians" you are making a laughing stock out of Christianity. Now who is it that makes his existence "proving" God to be an idiot like himself and making a laughing stock out of Christianity. Here's a hint: it's not Darwin.

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