The First Children Play Dress-Up

The two Obama girls, Mombassa and Tanganyika, are here modeling the gowns they will be wearing to many of the after-parties celebrating their father's "winning" of the Nobel Peace Prize given to faithful Masons who have promoted the advancement of socialism and Islam throughout the world and have made the planet safer for Masons and Shriners and other purveyers of the Dark Arts and the eradication of Jesus Christ from the halls of record and memory other than in negative connotations. He certainly earned it. He, as Jesse Jackson often says of himself "ih KWAL-ifide." There has been some suggestion which the Obamas flatly deny that the girls are picking up a few extra pounds and that neither one of them is particularly, how can I put this, bright. In fact it has been said that the dog the Obamas hired to be their own has a greater repertoir of abilities than both of the girls put together. I am of course using the expression "both of them put together" in the arithmetical sense and not the spacial sense. We have placed both of them together in the spacial sense for this picture but care has been taken to take the picture outside, on terra firma, with the bulk and solidity of the planet beneath them. We have not taken the picture of the two of them together inside of a man made structure for clear and obvious load-bearing reasons. Tanganyika was asked in a clear gesture of sarcasm by the reporter how she maintained her lithe and supple figure to which she replied "If yall mean how duz I cum by dis man-pleasin' all-emcumpassin total-body boootay?....it be de Big Macs and de femch fies. Ite." Mombassa was asked if she had any boy friends yet. "Bumbaloola Imbee twimbee patummba gumbalumba
yo tembo ooga booga!!!!" she replied which means "Get away from me for you are the crocodile men come to steal my soul and feed it to the
pootammba devil!!!" Which is not true. That is not who we are and that is not why we were there.