Monday, December 7, 2009

The Associated Press School Of Unbiased Journalism

This is from today on the Yahoo News Propaganda In Your Face Today:

"y H. JOSEF HEBERT and DINA CAPPIELLO, Associated Press Writers – 27 mins ago
WASHINGTON – The Obama administration took a major step Monday toward imposing the first federal limits on climate-changing pollution from cars, power plants and factories, declaring there was compelling scientific evidence that global warming from manmade greenhouse gases endangers Americans' health."



Let's see what you think that says and what it really says. You think it says that greenhouse gasses endanger Americans' health. What it actually says is that global warming endangers American's health. So as long as the earth keeps "heating up" - whatever that means....prepare to get fucked in the ass by some new laws forbidding you to use machines. Simple plow-tools only, folks, please. And we don't really mean please.

3 Comments:

At December 7, 2009 at 9:17 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Global warming? What global warming? Local weather showed the map of the USA at 11 o'clock along with current temperatures for major cites throughout the country. Except for Florida they were all below normal. Half of the country will experience blizzard conditions this week so where in the hell is global warming?

 
At December 7, 2009 at 9:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well lets see....manmade greenhouse gases....well I'm a very gassy person....and in the privacy of my home I discharge my gases at will. Do you think this secondhand greenhouse gases will be bothersome to my wife and her health? Your assistance will be greatly appreciated. Thanking you in advance.

 
At December 7, 2009 at 11:16 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

you're gonna be fart taxed. you're welcome.

 

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