Michelle Wows Audiences At Designer Ball

This year's Gay and Lesbian Fashion Designer's Ball held in the Congressional Building, the center of gay and lesbian activity on planet earth, was a whopping as in huge success thanks in large as in whopping part to the chic and stylish gown worn by the First Lesbian, Michelle Obama, who for this event used her maiden name of Michelle Tractor-Farts Buttflop, of the Fire Island Buttflops. Michelle Tractor-Farts discarded her razorwire picket fence dentures for this occasion in order to remind herself to stop biting the penises and balls off any male who came close and to better focus on her carriage and grooming and hostess charms. Michelle provided the hors douvres for the event consisting of elephant heads dipped in human blood, goat piss drunk out of shit buckets and Big Macs.