Saturday, December 12, 2009

Mombassa Obama Dating

The younger of the two Obama whelps, Mombassa, has shown the sexual precociousness of her race by selecting a breeding bull of her own choosing and latching her legs around him in the tradtitional Hottentot "man clamp." Usually, like dogs snagged and hogtied in dog-intercourse, it is impossible for the male to escape this hold and because he finds it so arousing scenes like this one always end in fertilization. Thus the Obama dynasty is well on its way to fruition giving us our Black Kennedys followed by photos of footballs being thrown in a sissyfied manner at the seashore.

2 Comments:

At December 12, 2009 at 4:11 PM , Blogger Ray Hicks said...

The engineer who designed the fucking chair those two fat-mountains are sitting on deserves some sort of recognition, don't you think?

 
At December 12, 2009 at 6:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chair? Where? Couldn't find it!! Holy shit, hope I'm not going blind...HAHAHAHAHA!!

 

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