My Thoughts On Cops

First of all I am not a liberal commie pinko socialist atheist piece of shit like Obama and all the Democrats in existence. But I'm not a Republican either because they are just a tad behind the first group. I am an American loyal to George Washington, Thomas Paine, and the America that existed between the defeat of the British and the establishment of Washington DC, or in other words, the America that existed for 11 years: the land of the free. And now about cops. I spent three hours today watching Sheriff John Bunnell say things like "This reckless disregard for the lives and safety of the police and innocent civilians cost this fleeing lunatic his driving privilelges because you can't drive in prison. It would have been cheaper for him to have just ridden the bus. Not tried to steal it." There will be carnage and flashing lights and piles of metal all over the place of course while Sheriff John Bunnell is lisping his way through this narration of wreckage with his bottom jaw permanently out of alignment with his upper skull. "This luntatic learned the hard way that when you try and run FROM the police, you also run OUT of a few things. You run out of road. You run out of gas. And you run out of luck." John Bunnell reads this crappy narration that someone else wrote with a sincere belief that the cops are right in everything they do and that the pursued are wrong. It's actually just the opposite. The cops cause the carnage. Now, there is not a cop in America as it exists today, or a cop in the world and probably not an American citizen either, if we have any legitimate ones actually within our borders, who would agree with that statement. They would instead be of the opinion that it is the fleeing person who is causing the carnage. And there is CARNAGE APLENTY, BELIEVE ME, when the cops start in hot pursuit. The cops are always the aggressors in these pileups of death and steaming, flaming metal that they create. If they weren't chasing someone vehicle-to-vehicle there would be none of the wrecks that fills each hour-long synopsis of cop chases that Sheriff John Bunnell snarlingly wraps his out-of-alignment lips around during each episode of "Cops In Heat" or "Cops With Boners" or "Cops Protecing Nobody" or whatever these chase shows Bunnell narrates are called. All the cops of course are convinced that they are the most innocent of all. Because they are cops. Cops by definition are in the right. Just by being cops. In reality cops are by definition in the WRONG just by being cops. Of course that sentence has the same efect on "Americans" as "Jesus is not in the Eucharist" has on Catholics and "Mohammed created Allah out of his own psychotic head" has on Muslims and
"Jesus and Yahweh are the same" has on Jews and "the Corn Dance sucks" has on Pueblo Indians. It is hair-pulling, clothes-shredding sacrilege. Cops are considered to be holy angels by Americans even though Americans feel their heartrate jump to 200 beats a minute every time they see a cop on the highway while behind the wheel themselves. The very fact that the State uses the same individual to punish and/or arrest you for making a right turn without coming to a complete stop or for not having a piece of paper that entitles you to use the road you paid for that the State also uses to punish and/or arrest you for killing your wife, your kids, your grandparents, and ten of the neighbors with a machinegun, SHOULD tell you no matter how stupid YOU are that there is something really odd about this picture. And what it should tell you is that to the State, EVERY BROKEN LAW OR NON BROKEN LAW OR ANYTHING YOU DO AT ALL CAN LAWFULLY BE PUNISHED WITH LETHAL FORCE BY ANY POLICE OFFICER IN AMERICA WITH RELATIVE IMPUNITY IF YOU RESIST OR FLEE. If you flee from a cop who wants to apprehend you for killing all the neighbors or if you flee from a cop who wants to tell you your tail lights are out, or if you flee from a cop who just wanted to borrow a quarter you are going to be pursued with equal vigor, energy, manpower, up to and including the end of your life in all instances. Cops have absolutely no problem with this. Cops are for the most part, naive, uneducated, non-introspective, unknowledgeable, goofy, headstrong, thickheaded narcissistic believers that they keep American society - get this - from chaos. Even though most police car chases end in death or injury SOMEWHERE ON THE ROAD whether or not it is within their sight. They might not even know about it. They are leaving a wake of heart attack victims and traumatised drivers of near-miss fatalities wandering out of their cars all over the highway, clutching their throats and catching their breath and having nervous breakdowns, not to mention decending into lifelong resentment and morbid disgust that their idiot protectors almost ended their lives trying to catch someone they never met. A cop is basically a brain-dead robot who is told he is saving society from total chaos by creating total chaos, by ruining the lives of strangers and fellow Americans by chasing them into fatal accidents, confiscating their property and bringing them to a place of imprisonment. And being a cop he believes it. All cops believe that endangering the human environment, wrestling with people they have never met, engaging in running gun battles with the citizenry, disrupting the lives of everyone they come into contact with during an eight hour shift and creating a feral race of super cunning elite warriors within the sprawling prison system in America - they all believe this is how you protect "people." And I have no idea who these "people" are. Because the only people cops encounter are the people on their eventually-to-be-arrested list. Which is every American citizen. There are no other people. All the people are on the arrest list. So who are the people being protected. We all qualify for American Prisons just by being Americans. That's our most basic freedom: the freedom to be arrested by an American cop and incarcerated, maybe forever, in an American prison. Cops are convinced this is good, sensible, stuff. It creates and maintains order. It sure does: with everyone in prison there is pretty much a lot of order everywhere else. In fact most people believe this: that more arrests equals more order. No: it means more chaos. No arrests means more order. But everyone believes more arrests equals more order Until they get arrested. For resisting arrest. Or until they get hit by a fleeing 3,000 lb vehicle that some idiot cop is chasing in his 3,000 lb car through thousand of other 3,000 lb vehicles, all of them travelling 60 miles an hour. Except for the cop and the pursued, of course. They're usually going a hundred and ten.