The Ultimate Vegas Entertainment Team

Above are Carrot Top, an extremely unhumorous professional comedian and Danny Bonaduce, an extremely unclassifiable well-known humanoid object. These two, between the both of them, encompass every weirdness possible for the members of our species to concoct, create, enclose, nurture, refine, expand, and be contaminated by for reasons even beyond their own personal energy and efforts to absorb. I think it is time to bring both of these two bewildering Question Marks together on the Vegas stage. We had Sigfried and Roy; we have Penn and Teller, we had Sonny and Cher, and now it is time for Bonaduce and Top. The question is, sure, this is a natural money-maker. But what would they actually DO? Well, I don't think they would have to do ANYTHING! They could be lowered from the ceiling in two cages and then once on the stage the cages could be lifted and they would just stand there and look at each other. I think within a very short time the two of them would be doing SOMETHING astoundingly stupid and crazy and narcissistic and unwatchable that would have even the people in the cheap 100 dollar seats up in nigger heaven mesmerized with disbelief. I'm tellin' ya this is more brilliant than the next James Cameron movie. This is money in the bank. All the way until one of them dies. And unfortunately that might never happen. They both like to exercize. A lot.