Tim McGay. I Mean McGraw

Tim McGraw, an alleged All American Male has a new line of colognes for men and women. I got some samples in the mail. They smell like the usual awful fag boilerplate nose-shredding fumes that come out of ALL of those nasal-corroding caustic chemical vats of skin-acid that people put on themselves. Weirdly, the more the shit costs the more toxic it is. Now, a country singer and cologne just ain't things that go together in merchandising so either country music is now the fag disco outlet for men who want to whack their boners together - or else Country's Gone Gay. I guess I just said that already the first time . Well, I guess I just said it twice, only two different ways. Be kinda weird if that was America's Dirty Little Secret: Country Music is gay. I know that the NASCAR "guys" are on the boxes of Pillsbury cake mix and many other household kitchen preparations for the gals to use. I mean Country music and NASCAR are supposed to be so goddamn American and hugely popular and the Last Stand of Freedom or something, and then they vote-in a commie nigger for President in order to express their personal lack of bigotry. That seems gay to me too. Really gay. Almost cowardly. I guess all the real men in America are either in the Marines or in the Unlimited Fighting rings. I don't expect I'll ever be seeing a Marine on a box of Duncan Hines cake mix or Chuck Liddel on a Tide container.

The Shits In Charge

Here's a picture of three of the subhuman commies that want to tell you what doctor to go to and when. They seem pretty happy, don't they? You would think that such an awesome assumption of responsibility for the lives of others would weigh a little heavier on their brows, wouldn't you. I know it would on mine. But, nope, these drunken Masonic shits are happy and gay as can be because after they stack those papers YOU are going to have to wade through just a few miles higher they are all going to go off together and play with each others' dongs. One of them, the scruffy-looking faggot on the right who looks like a polysci professor of African history and Marxism at a commie college is actually going to play with TWO dongs, as he is telling his delighted queer drunken colleague who is actually sitting on a dildo as they speak.

The National Parks Scam

Ken Burns has a new "film." It's about the National Parks. It's like being sunk into a sewer of Sierra Club Shit listening to it. It's 98% socialist propaganda and 1% nice pictures and 1% VERY crappy music. Naturally Peter Coyote is doing the narration, the biggest fucking commie wannabe-Redskin douche in Hollywood. It's like listening to Indians talk about animals and plants. Indians think animals and plants are superior to human beings. Indians think living in the dirt is the greatest way of life possible. Indians are basically red niggers moved out of Africa and into the Great Plains. Indians are a LITTLE BIT cleaner than African mud-hut niggers. But every bit as stupid. On the plus side Indian tribes didn't go around wiping out other Indian tribes like the nigger tribes do, and are doing now with Russian-made machineguns. On the minus side their music is a lot worse. The worst music on earth except maybe for Jew music. Trying to have a good time in a National Park is like trying to have a good time at the dentist. It's possible but the chances are against it. The National Parks are vast, un-maintained death sentences to anyone who goes into one without a platoon of Marines surrounding him. It's like going into a ghetto except the niggers in the Parks are black bears, not black people. There is no more desolate way of life in America than the way of life the Park System insists upon for you to "enjoy" when in a National Park. When you go into a National Park the "staff" of the park makes a big fat point of telling you that the Park is NOT for your enjoyment: that it belongs to the plants and the trees and the animals and that you are an intruder. They don't inform you of this in these words of course. You would get hostile. No, they tell you in different words. Don't do this. Don't do that. If you do do that make sure you do this afterwards. Be careful, you could die. Deers are ten times more dangerous than bears so pray to God you don't see any deers. Don't kill anything. Don't defend yourself. If you get hurt then you fucked up. Let me move on otherwise I'll be here all day. So far this Ken Burns program has been an ongoing declaration that the Parks "belong to us all." Try to enter one without paying 50 bucks, Mr park owner. You'll get your ass thrown into a stone-age jail at the bottom of a granite canyon with a National Park fatassed lesbian Ranger laughing at your cock. The guy from the Sierra Club giving his views of things in this film is as foul-looking as a sick bat. His teeth are filthy and crooked, his face is crawliing with acne that is bursting before your eyes while he talks, dripping pus down his face, his skin muscles are tightened into a hate-filled snarl, and I ain't in the room where he's talking but I will bet that it reeks with the stench of his undead zombie-like soap-free carcass. And I'll bet his balls are dangling out the side of his gym shorts that he likely parades around in 24 hours a day. John Muir, one of the patron saints on this Load Show was a loon who lived in the woods and thought that trees and plants were divine beings. Everything to John Muir was divine. He was mad as a hatter and is revered as a kind of religious messiah by people who hate the fact that you have to work to make a living and who are dedicated to bringing the industiral age to a halt and returning humanity to the dirt, like Indians and niggers. If there's five more days of this I hope I dont have to watch it like I have to watch this first hour. (Don't ask. It's embarassing.) The music just gets worse and worse. Naturally Time magazine, an even bigger load than the National Park system, is touting this series of propaganda wildlife films as proving the necessity of "big government." According to Time, what the Tea Party fails to understand is that we need government to do things the private sector won't. Yeah, like tax, jail, confiscate, execute, and going to war with other countries that ain't attacking us and ignoring the ones that are. And to create boundaries in the Country that you cannot improve or make easier for spectators to enjoy: government needs to create areas called "parks" that are shitholes of discomfort to anything but buzzards, bears, and skunks. The fucking National Parks are National Pains In The Ass. There's no accommodations, there's no fucking food, there's no fucking services, there's no fucking safety, if a fucking piece of shit bear wrecks your car it's your fault not the bear's, if you fucking die in there, which is very likely, especially at the Grand Fucking Canyon Of Death, that's your tough luck, oh and by the way, dead guy, we're towing your car, tell your widow it will cost her 1,000 dollars to get it back, oh and we're towing it to fucking Albuquerque, mother fucker, sincerely, the National Park Service.
Oh, and the other piece of shit motherfucker that this show thinks is so fucking swell is that beer-bellied blowhard wiseass Teddy Roosevelt, the fuckhead who created the National Park system in the first place. He's the reason I can't get a fucking Diet Coke on the "trail." He's also the reason the "trail" is a fucking piece of shit. Thanks, Ted. Asshole. When that other beer-swilling bloated Ted in politics that just died shows up wherever you are right now tell him I said the fuck hi. Thanks, prick.

Japanese vs Niggers In Pictures

Japanese vs. Niggers In Words

I got an email that showed Nagasaki 64 years after being nuked. The whole city looked like Disneyland on acid in Las Vegas. The email also showed Detroit 64 years after NOT being nuked. It looks like Nagasaki did 64 years ago ten minutes after the bomb went off. Now WHAT if anything can we LEARN from this. Well, a normal person would conclude "niggers are fucked up." A Democrat would conclude "The Japanese should have used their abilities instead of selfishly improving their own land, they should have improved Detroit." A Republican would have concluded "It just goes to prove the miracle of Capitalism" even though Japan is a Socialist country. I would conclude that "even though white people consider the Japs AND niggers to be monkeys, apparently there are some monkeys that have as much, if not more, on the ball than whites, and some monkeys that are stupid even by monkey standards."

Time Magazine

The cover story of Time this week is "The tragedy of Detroit - how a great city fell and how it can rise again." I bet the one suggestion that would actually work is never mentioned: move all the niggers out of the city.

South African Third Lady

This bloated hippopotamus is one of the three wives of the president of South Africa. South Africa used to be a white country and was the cleanest, wealthiest, best run and safest country in Africa. The niggers were kept outside by a huge guarded fence. This was called "apartheid," which is a Dutch word meaning "no niggers." Then the United States decided that South Africa needed to be turned into a pesthole of violence, blood, chaos, poverty, disease, and dead bodies so we basically threatened South Africa with extinction if they didn't open the gates and let billions of niggers come in and run the place. So they opened the gates and the niggers now run the place and it is just a step above Haiti in shit-per-square-inch. The press described that fucking lampshade on the nigger's head as "a fabulous hat." Yeah, for a circus chimp on a unicycle eating half it's dung and throwing the other half at the audience. Which someone once actually tried to get this Michelle Obama look-alike to do but the unicycle disappeared somewhere as soon as she got on it.

The Afghanistan War

The nigger in chief has decided with that great brain of his that everyone but me admires that the way to fight "the terrorists" in Afghanistan is to destroy the one product Afghanistan produces, opium. Real smart. So now the nigger is fighting not only the armies of Islam, but the armies of the Triad, the Yakuza, the Tong and the Mafia. That's a stupid nigger for ya. If he had a brain - which he does not - he would be doing all he could to ensure a bumper crop of opium as often as it sprouts and make opium a legal commodity in the US. Then the Muslims would be isolated. All their financiers would be gone because why finance Muslims who are defending your crops when the crops are now legal? This is way too big easy a solution for this nigger or any other nigger to get his head around. Although the Crips and the Bloods might be able to figure it out, actually.

The Nigger Running Massachusetts

This idiotic looking man is Deval Patrick. Deval is not a common name heard in America, but one or more of Deval's parents were niggers, and niggers have a real problem with assimilating into United States culture. They like to stick to their mud-hut roots in the bug and disease infested riverbanks of Central Africa. Where life is good. Not like here in America where life sucks. So Deval's parents, having named him Deval, and since his last name was Patrick, Daval decided "I will be run foe de gubinuh ub Maffashooshush." And sure enough the people of Massachusetts elected him governor: One - because he was a nigger named Deval, which is the kind of thing that would appeal to the average Massachustetts bonehead voter, and two - because his last name was Patrick which would also appeal to the bonehead Massachusetts voter because if it's Irish, people from Massachusetts think it's great. Actually, niggers and Irishmen have a lot in common, both races are steeped in the practices of voodoo and superstition to a degree unknown among any other races or cultures on earth, and both breeds are in a neck-and-neck race to see who can be the most irrational. So far it's a dead-on tie. So Deval has a problem lately with Hyatt - an outfit owned by the Mob. He wants Hyatt to rehire a hundred people it laid off or fired due to falling profits. The nigger - being a nigger - wants Hyatt to operate at a loss. Because that's how niggers think business operates. At a loss. They are supposed to give things away to other niggers. This is what niggers are used to and so this is what constitutes actual reality to niggers. Actual reality to niggers is - unreality. Kind of like it is for queers and Jews and Muslims and Socialists: which would include all queers and Jews and Muslims. And most Christians, actually. Hyatt gets picked on a lot, and for some reason they don't put up much of a fuss, I guess they figure being owned by the Mob, the Mob can always just clear-out and let the place collapse, they'll head off into some other direction. The Mob is very opportunist and uses the government-like corporate structure - which was created by government - merely as something to manipulate and take advantage of. It's not like they have the loyalties of actual OWNERS, like real owners of a business would. The owner of all businesses in America is actually the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Federal Reserve, the IRS, the Justice Department, the Department of Labor, the FCC, the Food and Drug Administration, The DOT and a few others who are poised to attack and nationalize any corporation that is on the snatch-and-grab ledger at the moment. So Deval, pictured above in his pouting pose, has decreed that Hyatt must suffer. So he has ORDERED all State "employees" to not patronize Hyatt. Yeah, like garbage collectors stay at the fucking Hyatt Regency. Even though the Mob owns Hyatt and even though they don't appear as combative as they used to, there is always the chance that this intrusion into Hyatt's day-to-day operations is going to earn Deval nothing but a lot of headaches. And not the kind that start on the inside and work their way out. The other kind. The kind that start on the outside and work their way in.

White People Who Need To Die

White people who make the above hand gesture should be killed. It means that their contribution to the gene pool has sunk to a level below that of an algae aglutinate at the bottom of a Muslim toilet. When a white person makes this gesture it means that he has taken whatever intelligence he might have had and seared it into useless charcoal through an intentional act of will. The FIRST time a nigger did it - and it was first done by a nigger - it was kind of interesting. The trillionth time a nigger did it it was just another example of "well, they're niggers, whattaya gonna do." But the trillionth time a WHITE person did it, then it was time to start killing. You'll notice I am not recommending the killing of NIGGERS for doing this. Just white people. Hey, call me a racist.

Abercombie & Fitch Sued By Muslim Fuck

Now I know why the Arabs beat the shit out of their women. Some dumbass Muslim cunt went to Abercrombie & Fitch for a job. They dared to ask her if the fucking camel-stenched blanket around her head - which she refused to remove - would be part of her daily attire while helping ciustomers. She said well of course, Mohammed the boy-fuckiing Jew who created my religion 1500 years ago in a cave while masturbating said that I have to wear this always. Even though I wasn't even born when he said it. And Abercrombie & Fitch said Well that's gonna fuckin' kill our business, which consists mostly of customers who want to ram pikes up the asses of you Muslim pieces of shit. And she said I am entitled to this job. You cannot discriminate. Us Muslims will destroy you! You have to hire us so that we can do that!! Abercrombie & Fitch said that's insane. So she's taking them to court and will most likely win because the law says a business has to commit suicide by hiring people who are determined to wreck the business. Because the laws in this Country are insane because they are created by America-hating faggots in Congress. I create turds out of my ass but I don't expect anyone to respect them and obey them.

Paris Hilton's Book

I'm reading Paris Hilton's book. It's pretty good. But I can't believe there isn't a section on How To Give A Great Blowjob. This would have made the book a best seller at 23 dollars, which is its cover price, rather than a mediocre seller at 6 dollars and 40 cents including shipping which is what I bought it for. If I had ordered a used one it would have cost 3. If I ever, through the miraculous intervention of Yahweh God of the Universe and the assistance of His Son, whatever that means, of Jesus Jewboy Christ the Redeemer of mankind from the hooks and talons of Satan; if These Two Top Dog Motherfuckers put their heads together and actually contrive a way for me and Paris Hilton to meet and spend at least an hour together, my first order of business will be to grill her on why there are no blowjob advisories for girls in this book of hers. It is not too late to fix this otherwise pretty good book and turn it into a masterpiece for the second edition, because without a substantial blowjob chapter there isn't going to BE second edition. And now, since this is basically a meetingplace for Christians, let us pray: "Holy Father God Of Biblical Fame, Slaughterer of millions when You are pissed and Who killed everyone on earth so that only Noah and his two daughters were left, forcing them to fuck their dad after getting him drunk so that I could be here to compose this prayer - and Father of Jesus Jewboy Christ Rosenblum, maker of kitchen cabinets for the Roman occupiers, and haberdasher to the Jerusalem Stars - I ask the Both of You to hear my prayer of request to spend an hour with Paris Hilton, world famous blowjob artist, to advise her to create an extra section in her book at the next edition, itemizing the particulars of blowjob technique, and also, just because I am curious with one hand on my cock already, I want to ask her what kinds of cocks she likes and doesn't, and how many cocks she has had in her mouth, and what she thinks of the taste of jizz, and whether or not a circumcized cock, like You have, Jesus, or an uncircumcized one, like Your Dad has, since He never came to earth and got cut like You did, whether a circumcized cock or an uncircumcized cock makes any difference to the preferences the inside of her mouth might have, and also some of her experiences with cock's that have ailments. LIke a stench or funny colored jizz. OH, and does she have any thoughts on BALLS. As you know Lord - or Lords - balls are never really discussed by women, at least I have never heard any talk about them other than once I heard one say they were gross. So I would ask Miss Hilton if women get as excited about balls as men do. Let me clarify that O Heavenly Deities; if women love our balls as much as WE love our balls.And we do love our balls, don't we? Heh heh, we're all men here, right? Awright, fukkin A . I would also like to know if she ever ate her sister if that's not pushing it. Amen."

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I need a good headline for a candid page in the yearbook that im making. Please help me and dont use nothing like "Smile, Your on candid camera" either...
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Did Mackenzie Phillips lie on Oprah today?

Mackenzie Phillips was featured on Oprah today, and I have heard a lot of things since the show that she may have been lying. Do you think her memoir is a fabrication in order to increase her fame, or was she really telling the truth about her incestuous relationship with her father, childhood drug use, sleeping with Mick Jagger, aborting her father's child, ect ect.?
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I believe her. I bet most of the people in here have had sex with their mother or father. I've had sex with my parents my sister and brother and the dog.


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Recyclers And Conservers

People who recycle and conserve are to me the lowest form of human life. If God wanted us to recycle He wouldn't have created the sun, the largest local incinerator there is. And the only things we seem to ever need to "conserve" are those things run by a government entity: water and power. So we should be conserving on governments. That's what's causing the shortages. Governments inability to operate on business principles.

Deleting Washington DC From America Catching On

Everyone to who I mentioned having Washington DC absorbed by a bordering State gets excited by the idea. Could be I hit paydirt. Send me money please. Ain't that what you do? When someone comes up witha political idea you send them money? So basically, I mean - why would you create States at all if you were going to have them immediately neutralized by an overriding Superstate. I mean, what the fuck. Who came up with THAT notion.Was there a nigger on the original organizing team? If you're going to have Washington DC, which has more power than all the other States put together, then get rid of the States. I mean, they serve no purpose except to make Hoosiers jump up and down and say "I'm a Hoosier" and to make Missourians happy about being the Show Me State. Wow. What a claim to fame. The Missourians are being run by a bunch of fags on the take from Arabs in Washington but you have to "show them" or they won't believe it. Hey, just don't show them anything, then they'll remain stupid. I seem to have drifted away from my point here. It's just that Hoosiers are so interesting. So you have 50 States supporting and being run by something called a "district." Why not just call it "Saudi West" since that's where most of the Senators and Congressmen working there get their money from. And why are they there at all? Why aren't they in their own States takiing money from the Saudis, why do they have to all hang-out in the District? Well, I'll tell you. Because the District of Columbia is where their allegiance lies. Not to the United States.

Kicking Washington DC Out Of The Union

The United States of America does not make allowances for Washington DC in its title. That is because Washington DC is not a State. It is basically a foreign government on American shores. It really has no business being here. It needs to be dissolved. It is basically a cancer on the Country. If Washington DC is NOT eliminated from America, the 50 States soon will be. Unfortunately most State politicians are more loyal to Washington DC than they are to the United States of America. What exactly IS WAshington DC. It is the District of Columbia. Columbia is a country in South America. And Washington DC is apparently a Columbian embassy. And even that is inappropriate becaause the District of Columbia is financed by the United Arab Emirates. So it should be called the District of Islamia. And it needs to go. It's not a State. The problem with the Civil War is that only some of the States wanted to be free of the District of Columbia. Lincoln, the stupidest man ever born, decided, no, that's a bad idea. Well, it was certainly a bad idea for Washington, they would have lost a lot of tax revenue. We need another cecessionist movement only this time with everyone on board. And frankly I don't see why we even need to ceceed from the District of Columbia, just have one of the bordering States annex it and turn all those ugly fat semi Greek, partially Roman museum buildings into Walmarts.

Cops

The only people that cops protect are each other. They rarely haul each other off to jail. They run to each other's defense, building a wall of protection around an endangered comrade so thick that if you do break through there's a good chance your car will blow up when you return to it from the battle you think you just won. You think they are protecting you. Look outside. You see any cops out there protecting you? No. They are all with each other, keeping each other in sight, and prepared to hurl to their rescue en masse should one of them call the police version of 911. The signs on the sides of their free cars ought to say "To Protect and Serve Ourselves." Because just saying "To Protect and Serve" suggests a totally wrong interpretation. You see you assume that it means to protect and serve YOU. That's because you are not observant. That's a completely unjustified and unwarranted assumption based on nothing. Like flying saucers. They are protecting and serving each other. Their every waking moment on the job is spent thinking about, talking about, being concerned about - other cops. They even go to cop bars after work. They create cop motorcycle clubs so they can spend OUTDOOR time with each other on their days off in an effort to appear rough and tough off the job like they appear on the job. But they are not rough and tough. In a brawl with fists and feet with a real biker club - the kind they are trying to imitate - they would be pulverized and stomped into pablum and flab all over the ground. But you see cops would never get into that kind of situation. Because they all carry pistols under their "Devil Blue Knight Wolves of Municipal New Centurians Hellraisers MC" jackets. And actual bikers are not allowed to do that. So nobody fucks with cop biker clubs. Which pretty much gives them an advantage over the competition if they decide to go into the dope and prostitution business. Fortunately for the dope and prostitution business cops are idiots and have about as much business sense as....well, cops. Also they are all very conflicted. On some level they all actually believe they are guardian angels of society, saving people from doing things cops don't approve of. And cops don't approve of law-breaking. Because as I mentioned earlier they are stupid. So it isn't likely cops will ever become underworld czars. Because they're too stupid. Naturally they think that people call cops stupid because people are trying to hurt their feelings. People are trying to inform them of their legendary problem. That's all, officers. But of course, well, cops are stupid and think it's all just name calling.
Oh, and in fairness to their bosses, it is not the job that makes them stupid. They are stupid to begin with. Because you have to BE stupid to WANT to be a cop. And cops' bosses know this. An honest (or smart in other words) person, man or woman, would never do what cops do. It would violate every fibre of conscience in his soul. The first time he dragged a stranger off to jail he would go home and blow his own brains out. But if you're STUPID: you can do this for 20 years with enthusiasm. Kind of like pushing Jews into a shower room. It's basically the same job, just with less Jews and the Jews live a little longer in a jail cell than in a poison gas cell.

Latest Nigger Problem Child

Charlie Rangel is a dinosaur congressman from New York who wears a bowtie. That alone should tell everyone there's something wrong with him, that he's a Marxist because all American Marxists wear bow ties. It's how they recognize one another. Apparently this fucker is so deep in the mud and has been for so long nobody wants to say anything bad about him. He aint unethical he has memory problems. He's a "victim of the changing times." "He's a swell guy who just lets things slip by him. He's too trusting of his subordinates, that's the problem." Even Republicans have nuthin' bad to say about this walking oil slick. I bet this guy has had his dick sucked in his office by a different hooker every day for the past 50 years. I'll say this about the guy he don't look queer. He looks like someone who loves to jizz on chick's clothes, just like Clinton does. And look at that ring. Only some preening low-grade thug with no class at all wears a fucking ugly piece of dumbass shit like that. That's for niggers to notice, by the way. That's to stick it right in their faces. "I am hot shit with whitey, muh bruthuh, and I'm feelin' pretty damn good about it." I wouldn't be surprised if Obama ain't behind him gettin' put under a microscope. He hates niggers and whites equally. At least American ones. He seems to like African niggers though. And why not, they're his countrymen, him having been born there.

Nigger Litter Certificate

http://americangrandjury.org/lucas-smith-affidavit-now-filed-with-the-us-district-court-obama-kenyan-bc

At the above site is allegedly the birth certificate of the nigger in chief from his birthplace in Nigfrica. Unless he's had his feet removed, checking the footprint should be easy enough that even an American cop could do it. If the nigger in chief has a problem with this test, like, for instance he says something like "WHA CHO RPOBMEM, MAN I DOAN HAFFTA PRUVE NUFFIN TO YOUZE, I IZ DE PREZZEEDINT UV DE UNITED ARAB REPUBLIC AN' YOU DOAN BE TELLIN DE PREZZEEDINT UV ANYTHING HE BE HAFFTA TAKE HIZ SHOOZ OFF, FUCK YU YU CRAKKA PEECE O' SHIT!!" then it's a pretty good bet that his footprint on the birth certificate.

I Don't Know Why Yahoo Puts Up With This Ousley Nonsense

I feel guilty after having sex with my own wife?

Me and my wife are strong Catholics, and we follow all the rules of the church (we use Natural family planning instead of contraception) but I still feel guilty after we have sex. I love my wife and we love having sex together, but as soon as I orgasm and the "deed is done" I start feeling remorseful and ashamed.

Anybody else get this? What's wrong with me and what should I do?
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I feel the same way after having sex with your wife.
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My wife has being having internet sex with someone on a forum i new something was up checked texts emails etc?

i have confronted her and she is sorry,the texts were tame but it is the betrayal that hurts.she is very naive what should i do
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I tried phone sex once and got my nuts stuck in the coin return.
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My friend and his girl make out when they

visit me and I feel funny just sitting there while they fondle each other. What should I do?

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I would move close to them drop my pants and masturbate.
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Muslims Come To Gather With Congress

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/capitolislam.asp

Sometime this month the Muslims will gather in front of the Muslim mosque on Capitol Hill (that would be the Capitol Building) for a prayer session. Now, the Senators and Congressmen made a point of not going out to meet the White American Christians on Sept. 12 but I THINK IT'S A PAH-RITTY GOOD BEH-TTTT that they will be falling all over themselves to grovel before their Islamic masters on The Most Holy Day Of Allah Boyfucker Akbar Sandnigger Diety Most High. The two most heinous groups on earth, Islam and Congress will be united in a formal day of marriage. Now the nigger in chief disallowed a flyover for God and Country Day but it's a pretty good bet there will be one on this occasion. Hopefully all the planes will have full armament loads and hopefully will do a good job of using them. It would solve a LOT of problems in a very quick time. Like as though we need Islam or Congress.

Is Glenn Beck A Jew?

Well I Googled this question and what I got was some Rabbi Jew liberal annoying fuck who said that no, Glenn Beck "was raised a Roman Catholic." Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Jew-Baiting Christ. You can be a Roman Catholic AND a Jew. Jew aint a denomination. It's a DNA-nomination. Now what everybody needs to understand, and they need to understand it clearly - I know more about Jews than Jews, I know more about niggers than niggers, and I know more about whites than whites. "But Jay!! ain't you white?" Well, according to the Klan Italians are lower than niggers AND Jews. And I think "lower than a nigger or a Jew" means not-white. And if that's what the Klan says then that's what the Klan says. They gut some bright boys in there, half of 'em go to MIT and the other half go to CalTech so I ain't about to argue with 'em. PLUS he became a Mormon.No Catholic has ever become a Mormon. That's something only a Jew would do because Jews love anti-Christ stuff even though they don't get all hostile about it like the Muslims. In fact the Muslims have no problem with Jesus. They have a problem with YOU believing that Jesus is God. Only Allah Most Fucked is God. Beck LOOKS like a Jew. At least to me. Beck is a German name. I'm almost ready to send my case to the jury, I think I have piled the evidence on pretty high here. And to make it official?....he acts like a Jew. Case closed. Oh, here comes the jury already. Let me just open the piece of paper here...."Jew." Well, there ya go.

Glenn Beck

I just watched part of a Glenn Beck broadcast for the first time. Heard about him when he did something recently that upset the nigger in chief, i forget what it was. I was able to watch 30 seconds of the guy. First, he's trying to mimic Limbaugh. And doing a very SHITTY job of it. His expressionas and gestures are all choreographed. He comes across as sincere as a PTL snake. If this is what the Right is throwing at the Left, it ain't very much. Limbaugh ain't all that much of a thinker but at least he has some
watchability. He MAKES you look at him. Glenn Beck made me want to hit him for some reason. He looks like the kind of guy that has 15 scandals going on behind everyones' backs that could break into the open at any second. Real creepy ones. I hate to say it but I think Obama could beat the tar out of him in a brawl, assuming Beck didn't just hit the floor in a ball and start crying as soon as Obama moved toward him. I been lookin' at that picture of him up there too. My Jewdar is flashing a little, every once in a while, kind of a faint flickering.

A Conservative Nigger

There's some nigger named Kevin Jackson who has a blog called The Black Sphere where he talks like a nigger but what he says sounds like Rush Limbaugh. Only easier to follow. I never knew there could be such a critter so i said so on his blog and he got all nigger with me. Cause I said something to the effect that I could not believe he was really a "negro." He went all apefire and "in my face," and the usual stuff that they do, and when he was finally done I responded "You've convinced me you are a negro." But you see the fact that he got all nigger with me does not change the fact that he is interesting to read. Because he IS a nigger. Ya see, niggers really do have a different perspective on communication than white people do. That is why we have a nigger in the white house with a super ugly wife and two ugly daughters. Obama can APPEAR TO BE JUST FOLKS. These white politicians talk like they are on Neptune and have never had actual contact with earthlings. There is actually a logical reason why eventually there will be only niggers in Washington. I don't mean to scare anyone, but this is just the crack in the dam. But niggers like Kevin Jackson can actually seal up the crack and maybe keep sealing them up for a while. Now, you might be saying "But Jay, this Negro Man came down on you HARD!! Why are you being so charitable and understanding to this Negro Man, Jay?" Because I figure he is just nervous and probably was overwhelemed by my majestic vibe of utter magnificence. He deserves another chance. And I like his blog. It undermines the nigger in chief. And his enemy is my enemy. It just dont matter to me if he calls me names. I don't take it personal. Because he is useful to me. We have a common goal. And when the goal is achieved?...I won't care about Kevin Jackson anymore. Unless of course he has a big penis. Or he jacks my car.

Nancy Pelosi

One of the strongest arguments for why no normal human being requires the existence of a government in order to live his life in a fun and productive manner is the fact that the nightmare on elm street called Nancy Pelosi has a job in one. Here she is surrounded by American flags, something all of Obama's henchfucks have taken to doing to appear patriotic. They get more flags every week it seems. Eventually they'll be wearing flag clothing while surrounded by even more flags. It will look like Flag Supply Warehouse in a few months with Nigbama and Pelosi and --- I don't think Biden will do this. He seems to be so lost in a dream world of sedatives and booze that I don't think he even knows what a flag is. Joe Biden could shit and piss and jizz on a flag and then wipe his ass with it and nobody would get upset because Joe just isn't here anymore. He's gone. He's in some other universe. Of course he's still getting a check. Being hopelessly in the quiet throes of dementia is no reason in a government job to not get that weekly tax-extorted check ---and the various czars that now order the American military and industrial complex around with no actual work experience in the military or industry, and all these bozos draping themselves in American flags. I mean look at Pelosi. You KNOW that that backround of flags was not a coincidence. In a way she's more nuts that Biden. Biden has a degenerative something or other going on. Pelosi is like this on purpose. She's madder than Mr. Hyde. She really thinks she can control the tides and the sunrises. She also thinks she's hot. She thinks she is one fine piece of ass. I wouldn't be surprised if Biden ain't fuckin' that crypt-keeper in the bathrooms. That's another reason I'm upset Palin ain't in Washington. You just know she woulda fired everything with a twat that didn't look at least partially female. Palin had the wife of every newsman - assuming reporters marry women - and every public payroll fuckhead in Washington on high alert to warn their husbands that if Palin wasn't blackballed out of politics they were going to open up every gay secret of their husbands to the National Enquirer and for free. There ain't no mysteries. Palin is outa politics because politics is home to the Ugly Network. There ain't one Congressman has a wife that even a Hells Angel would want to fuck. And there are Hells Angels that will fuck a three-day-dead mule. I ain't even close to done with this cunt.

This Is Not Dr. Phil. It's Dr. Dennis

Hes just told me his ex has lost "at least a dress size" ....?

... and is looking better than she did when they were together.

Should I be worried?
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Take a big dump on the bedroom floor.
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I met this girl today and I'm not the greatest looking guy. How can i get her to notice me?

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When ever you see this girl hack your nuts i guarantee she will notice you.
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What hobbies do you have?

this is mine:
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Music production...i further play guitar!
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I'm not sure if this is a hobby but I like to masturbate when the girls next door jump rope.I don't have a guitar.
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What should I name my puppy?

What should I name my puppy?
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Name the dog "Obama." When he shits on the floor and someone asks who shit on the floor you can say "Obama did." "Who peed on the chair?" "Obama did." "Hey Obama is humping my leg."


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The White Uprising

There were according to ABC two MILLION white people at the Fuck You Obama gathering and when the area cleared there wasn't a speck of trash. Unlike when the niggers gathered at the same place for the Inniggeration, it looked like what New Orleans looked like when the waters abated. Not one "professional journalist" noticed this. Tell me, with 2 million voters outside their door did even ONE elected representative come out to see what these people wanted? Or did they all make a stampede to the Masonic Basements where they would be safe in their buttless aprons and their gay regalia of Masters of the Universe.

Jimmy The Creep Comments On Wilson

Jimmy The Creep Carter, seen here in all his wizened, tribal-ape ugliness with his mercifully out of focus man-faced wife, said that Joe Wilson's calling the nigger in chief a liar was based on racism. Jimmy Carter would shit blood out his ears if a nigger ever even touched his lapel. Jimmy Carter would no more eat at the same table with a nigger than i would eat at the same table with a fucking monitor lizard. If Jimmy Carter could advance his godlike status even higher by killing niggers with a shotgun he would be at Walmart right now buying shells. This Joe Wilson thing must be bad news for someone if they're dragging this old Masonic 300th degree boy-fucker out of the woodwork to comment on it. He never shows up unless The Dark Side has suffered some damage.

Blue Moon In The Sky Of A Frozen-Over Hell

Below is the site of a....some new, weird kinda nigger of some sort.

http://theblacksphere.blogspot.com/

Maybe you see a difference between these two pictures but I don't.



(This will PROBABLY go viral, but I won't be getting any credit for it. Just remember you saw it here first. And the reason for that is because this is where it was first. Navy Log.)

A White Nigger

This is what happens when a white man adopts a nigger lifestyle. He immediately becomes stupid. He probably has his shoes untied too. And his drawers hanging by his knees, and his underwear up by his navel. And his pants on backwards. He just can't stand being white. He'd rather be a fucking New Orleans Nigerian. His parents have to be dead from suicide. He pro'bly has a nigger wife and ten Mud Children wondering why both races hate them. Good job, white boy.

Tennis Nigger Goes Berserk

Serena Williams told some chink line judge "You dont know me bitch, you better be right else i will shove this fucking ball down yo' t'rote!!!" She then said later "I dont know why that judge felt threatened." Typical nigger. Clueless. The judge is about 2 feet tall and nigger williams is a fucking steroid-looking fucking black valkyrie. She didnt know why the judge felt threatened. Fucking niggers all feel the White Man Uprising to cut off the flow of funds to the Nigger Nation. They are NOT happy or relaxed about it.

Another Nigger Outburst

Some nigger named Kayne West took the mike from some white woman singer who just won some award and said Beyonce should have won it. Then he left after everyone booed. Fuckin niggers are all gettin' really uppitty but they calm right down if you tell 'em shoo or if you club them.

NBC Loves Muslims

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32783056/ns/us_news-911_eight_years_later/

The above link is a, as Rush Limbaugh call is, PMSNBC item - writen by one of their Muslim Staff about a Muslim play opening on purpose in New York on Sept 11. The press and the government has so softened white people as to how oppressed niggers are and how poor mexicans are that now we have no reaction to being told how holy and spiritual muslims are. A muslim is so far down the humanity sewer that they make niggers and mexicans look like archangels.

9-11, 2009

Well, if there ain't a nuke attack on us today we can thank the jew running Israel. He went to Russia two days to tell that guy with no shirt on that the next time he ships nukes to Iran not only is Iran gonna disappear, so is Russia. The "hijacking" of the Russian cargo ship is kind of never discussed by the AP because it is contrary to their Anti American corporate position but the Israelis took it. They discovered nukes on it that were heading to Iran. They decided to ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. It's a good thing someone's looking out for us because that nigger in the white house sure isn't.

NIGGER CALLED A LIAR BY WHITEY AND TAKES IT

The niggers aint gonna like this. Joe Wilson apologized for the outburst but not for the content. Ain't a nigger in American gonna NOT notice this and start telling Nigbama that he needs to get Joe Wilson to BOW DOWN. HAHAHAHA This could get fun. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pig Lady Waddles To The Bench

Here's two of the nine reetards who undermine and rewrite the Constitution on a daily basis, putting us in the shithole we are now in. It's the Supreme Court that makes all the reams of edicts and Direct Orders to "we the people" stick. They're the ones who back-up the cops and give the police their marching orders against the populace of American Citizens and in favor of illegal mexicans and even more illegal muslim centipedes. Lookit the fucker the pig's with, some grinning reetard named John Roberts who thinks his wig looks attractive. He must have just come from the Dungeon of Masons and had the goat horn stuck up his happy ass judging from the shit-eating grin on his simple-minded kisser. I know he didn't just fuck that broad, nobody gets near that thing but Michelle. Even Hillary ain't gettin' none of that walrus pussy.

Sarah Palin For President

(Hope i come across a picture of a nipslip o' hers so I can oput a decent Palin Picture here) (Ousley just supplied me with two pictures. Who cares if they're genuine, i jizzed, that's all that matters. That's all that EVER matters. Fuckyouthankyou.)

Subject: What A Fisherman Says About Sarah Palin
To: You
Date: Thursday, August 27, 2009, 2:01 PM

What A Fisherman Says About Sarah Palin

by Dewie Whetsell, Alaskan Fisherman


As posted in comments on Greta Van Susteren’s article referencing the MoveOn.org ad about Sarah Palin.


The last 45 of my 66 years I’ve spent in a commercial fishing town in Alaska. I understand Alaska politics but never understood national politics well until this last year. Here’s the breaking point: Neither side of the Palin controversy gets it. It’s not about persona, style, rhetoric, it’s about doing things. Even Palin supporters never mention the things that I’m about to mention here.

1- Democrats forget when Palin was the Darling of the Democrats, because as soon as Palin took the Governor’s office away from a fellow Republican and tough SOB, Frank Murkowski, she tore into the Republican’s “Corrupt Bastards Club” (CBC) and sent them packing. Many of them are now residing in State housing and wearing orange jump suits. The Democrats reacted by skipping around the yard, throwing confetti and singing “la la la la” (well, you know how they are). Name another governor in this country that has ever done anything similar. But while you’re thinking, I’ll continue.


2- Now with the CBC gone, there were fewer Alaskan politicians to protect the huge, giant oil companies here. So, she constructed and enacted a new system of splitting the oil profits called “ACES”. Exxon (the biggest corporation in the world) protested and Sarah told them “don’t let the door hit you in the stern on your way out.” They stayed, and Alaska residents went from being merely wealthy to being filthy rich. Of course the other huge international oil companies meekly fell in line. Again, give me the name of any other governor in the country that has done anything similar.

3- The other thing she did when she walked into the governor’s office is she got the list of State requests for federal funding for projects, known as “pork”. She went through the list, took 85% of them and placed them in the “when-hell-freezes-over” stack. She let locals know that if we need something built, we’ll pay for it ourselves. Maybe she figured she could use the money she got from selling the previous governor’s jet because it was extravagant. Maybe she could use the money she saved by dismissing the governor’s cook (remarking that she could cook for her own family), giving back the State vehicle issued to her, maintaining that she already had a car, and dismissing her State provided security force (never mentioning-I imagine-that she’s packing heat herself). I’m still waiting to hear the names of those other governors.

4- Now, even with her much-ridiculed “gosh and golly” mannerism, she also managed to put together a totally new approach to getting a natural gas pipeline built which will be the biggest private construction project in the history of North America. No one else could do it although they tried. If that doesn’t impress you, then you’re trying too hard to be unimpressed while watching her do things like this while baking up a batch of brownies with her other hand.

5- For 30 years, Exxon held a lease to do exploratory drilling at a place called Point Thompson. They made excuses the entire time why they couldn’t start drilling. In truth they were holding it like an investment. No governor for 30 years could make them get started. This summer, she told them she was revoking their lease and kicking them out. They protested and threatened court action. She shrugged and reminded them that she knew the way to the court house. Alaska won again.

6- President Obama wants the nation to be on 25% renewable resources for electricity by 2025. Sarah went to the legislature and submitted her plan for Alaska to be at 50% renewable by 2025. We are already at 25%. I can give you more specifics about things done, as opposed to style and persona . Everybody wants to be cool, sound cool, look cool. But that’s just a cover-up. I’m still waiting to hear from liberals the names of other governors who can match what mine has done in two and a half years. I won’t be holding my breath.

By the way, she was content to return to AK after the national election and go to work, but the haters wouldn’t let her. Now these adolescent screechers are obviously not scuba divers.. And no one ever told them what happens when you continually jab and pester a barracuda. Without warning, it will spin around and tear your face off. Shoulda known better.

I am in the energy business and I support Sarah Palin.

The Nigger's Czars

This is the nigger's czar list. It's bad enough having a white dictator. But a fucking nigger dictator? This Country has no class at all anymore.

"The Compleat List of Czars

By Nancy Matthis | Monday, August 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 am
Bypassing the authority of Congress, Barack Obama rules through czars — the beginnings of dictatorship.

[The spelling of the title is a literary allusion to The Compleat Angler by Izaak Walton, circa 1653, a staple of English literature. The variant spelling “compleat” signifies “quintessential,” the be all and end all, the last word.]

This is an updated list. The original post is below the fold. Normally, we write about something and move on, but so many people have been using this list for reference that we feel an obligation to keep it current. We cannot do this as a new post without being unfair to the many fellow bloggers who have linked to the URL of this post. Also, we have a policy of never erasing something that we have posted, because it confuses readers who come back looking for something they remember reading, and we put courtesy to our readers ahead of everything. To accomodate these two constraints, we will keep a current list above the fold continually updated, and leave the original post unchanged below the fold.

The 8/06/09 update reflects the impending departure of the cybersecurity czar, Melissa Hathaway, adds the new “disinformation czar” and clarifies the media caused ambiguity between the “auto recovery czar” and the “car czar” — see full discussion of this in update following the original post.]

Afghanistan-Pakistan (Af-Pak) czar, Richard Holbrooke
AIDS czar, Jeffrey Crowley [openly gay white man]
Auto recovery czar, Ed Montgomery
Behavioral science czar, position not yet filled
Bailout czar, Herbert Allison Jr., [replaced Bush bailout czar Neel Kashkari, Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Financial Stability confirmed by Senate]
Border czar, Alan Bersin
Car czar, Ron Bloom [Counselor to the Secretary of the Treasury , under Senate oversight]
Climate change czar, Todd Stern
Copyright czar, not appointed yet
Counterterrorism czar, John Brennan
Cybersecurity czar, position will be vacant on August 21st [upon the departure of Melissa Hathaway]
Disinformation czar, Linda Douglass [This is a new media buzz since our earlier list, a response by pundits to the White House request for informants: see Glenn Beck and Lew Rockwell]
Domestic violence czar, Lynn Rosenthal
Drug czar, Gil Kerlikowske
Economic czar, Larry Summers
Economic czar number two, Paul Volcker
Education czar, Arne Duncan
Energy czar, Carol Browner
Food czar, Michael Taylor [a former Monsanto executive, or, the fox in charge of the henhouse]
Government performance czar, Jeffrey Zients
Great Lakes czar, Cameron Davis
Green jobs czar, Van Jones [who has a communist background]
Guantanamo closure czar, Daniel Fried
Health czar, Nancy-Ann DeParle
Infotech czar, Vivek Kundra [Shoplifted four shirts, worth $33.50 each, from J.C. Penney in 1996 (source). His last day in DC government was March 4 but on March 12 the FBI raided his office and arrested two staffers.]
Intelligence czar, Dennis Blair [Director of National Intelligence, a Senate confirmed position. He is a retired United States Navy four-star admiral]
Latin-American czar, Arturo Valenzuela (nominee) [although this post is referred to as a czar, he is nominatied to be Assistant Secretary of State for Western Hemisphere Affairs and so is subject to Senate confirmation. Voting on his confirmation was delayed to clarify his position on Honduras. Watch WaPo’s Head Count to track status of confirmation.]
Mideast peace czar, George Mitchell
Mideast policy czar, Dennis Ross
Pay czar, Kenneth Feinberg
Regulatory czar, Cass Sunstein
Religion czar, aka God czar Joshua DuBois
Safe schools czar, Kevin Jennings [appointed to be Assistant Deputy Secretary of the Office of Safe and Drug-Free Schools, a newly created post (that does not require Senate confirmation); openly gay founder of an organization dedicated to promoting pro-homosexual clubs and curricula in public schools]
Science czar, John Holdren
Stimulus oversight czar, Earl Devaney
Sudan czar, J. Scott Gration
TARP czar, Elizabeth Warren [chair of the [Congressional Oversight Panel for the Trouble Assets Relief Program; note that Herb Allison is frequently called the TARP czar]
Technology czar, Aneesh Chopra
Trade czar, Ron Kirk
Urban affairs czar, Adolfo Carrion
War czar, Douglas Lute [retained from Bush administration, married to Jane Holl Lute, currently a Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security]
Water czar, David J. Hayes [a Deputy Interior Secretary and therefore subject to Senate oversight]
Weapons czar, Ashton Carter [actually Under Secretary of Defense for Acquisition, Technology, and Logistics and so subject to Senate confirmation]
Weapons of mass destruction czar, Gary Samore Positions being planned:


Income redistribution czar
Land-use czar
Mortgage czar, formally “consumer financial protection czar” (source)
Radio-internet fairness czar
Student loan czar, to oversee a program of mandatory service in return for college money (source)
Voter list czar
Zoning czar Obama has moved swiftly to concentrate power in the White House, bypassing the review of our elected representatives in Congress in most of the posts listed above. Even though cabinet positions are part of the executive branch, the cabinet secretaries must be approved by Congress, they are funded by Congress, and they can be called before Congress to testify. Most of these czars, on the other hand, are appointed by Obama at his sole discretion, and are answerable only to him. If subpoenaed by Congress, they can claim executive privilege.

THESE PEOPLE ANSWER ONLY TO THE TOP CZAR AND HAVE NO ACCOUNTABILITY TO US"

The Spic And Nigger Flu

I guess that's why they called it swine flu: only Mexicans and niggers contract it. HAHAHAHAHA. Here's the details, sent to me by one of my three readers. Two, excluding me.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32583219/ns/health-swine_flu/

The Nigger Will Talk To Your Children Now

I just read the nigger's talk to the children scheduled for tomorrow. It's like listening to a retarded child molester trying to get into your kids' underwear. It's creepier than shit. It's like somebody coming out of an an alley and going "psssst." Only a nigger parent would think that this speech of the nigger's was meaningful. It's really addressed to nigger kids. Like as though any of THEM are in school. He really thinks everyone is as stupid as he is. All these retarded self-centered idiots think like that. They are all convinced they are geniuses. If he came and talked to my kid in person I'd pull the kid away. "Stay away from the nigger, Bobby," I would say, pulling him along. The dumb-ass stone-age mongoloid can't get adults to pay attention to him any more so he's going after a younger, hopefully stupider audience. These creeps always start targeting children at some point. He's probably beheaded a couple at his Masonic/Shriner meetings.

Woman Of The North Spots A Target

This just in from Upnorth Woman. Feelin' good on Labor Day I guess


"Forget the starling article and scroll down to the photo on "eye on the news". Wouldn't you just LOVE to drop a couple dozen shrapnel grenades on those fuckers? Fill their asses and korans and prayer mats with metal shards? DAMN, that's a great target!"

(She's a feisty one, no?)

Associated Press Flu

The AP is still doggedly trying to make an epidemic out of swine flu. it "hit campuses" this week. About 5 college people across America got the flu. There must be something deadly in that vaccine that they keep harping on this epidemic that never seems to happen. Somebody wants to get swine flu vaccine either into American bloodstreams or they at least want the shit sold. I mean this is almost an advertising campaign and has sounded like one from the beginning.

Guest Nigger Hater

The "woman of the north" apparently has a LOT of views similar to my own and has been telling me about them. They could be also similar to yours. Otherwise you shouldn't really be here.

"A year ago I wasn't really worried about the election. I didn't think there was any way on earth that a nigger-- especially THAT nigger-- could win. I thought that all the people who were bragging that they were going to vote for him were just saying that to be politically correct, or good liberals, or whatever. I figured they would secretly go with McCain when in the privacy of the voting booth. A couple of weeks before the election, when I saw how EVERY poll showed the nigger way ahead, I started to worry big time. I entered a nightmare-world in which Obama had won, and life in the US instantly started to go downhill. The thought of him being president was so terrifying that I couldn't get it out of my mind. Sometimes I would snap out of the trance, and just like with a bad dream, I would kind of laugh and think to myself, "There's NO WAY that could happen. Everything's going to be ok". Then he won, and for weeks and months I relived the terror of my daydream, only this time I knew I couldn't wake up. I had a constant sneer on my face, and an awful black dread in my gut. Then he got sworn in, and I've pretty much been sick as a dog ever since.
I grimace and shake my head a lot. I'm almost dumbfounded at what he's done in a few short months, and what he still wants to do to us. What a hopeless, fucking mess. Then a month or so ago, things started to take a turn. His poll numbers went down and are still continuing to go down every week. Citizens rebelled, and marched, and stormed the town hall meetings, and inundated their congressmen with letters and emails and faxes. Op-ed pieces were showing up bad-mouthing Obama. Parents are mad. Democrat senators were (are) shaking in their boots. There's predictions of major losses in the house and senate for the dems next year. All kinds of shit against Obama is going down, and finally, FINALLY I see some light. I feel better. I'm smiling more. The dread has eased off. I don't want to jump to any conclusions, but I think the end is near for the emperor. He won't go quietly though, and when he starts trying to still get his get his way in the face of massive adversity, he might even get himself impeached, which is what I'm hoping for. I want the swine to go down BIG. HAHAHA, I feel pretty damn good."

One Of Obama's Niggers Resigns

Some big fucking gigantic nigger piece of shit commie fuck named Van Jones workin' for President Hussein resigned after he tried to kick Glen Beck's ass. He got whupped. The nigger in chief cut that fucker loose real quick. He organized a "boycott" of sponsors after Glen Beck called the nigger in chief a racist who hated white people. It seems he was also involved in some sort of movement to accuse Bush of actually causing 9-11. These niggers turn tail real quick when white people quit pretending that they like niggers and start acting the way they really feel. And being the stupid assholes niggers are they always push whitey to that point. Because they are stupid. They never know when to pick up their chips and leave the table. They always gotta hang around and start grabbin' everyone else's chips. HAHAHAHA. Fuckin' niggers. There's a lot more niggers and a few white folks to go, people, so keep it up. These Democrats are not brawlers, they turn tail and run, just like their Muslim pals. There is also the very real liklihood that Obama noticed that Van Jones was getting more press this week than the nigger in chief was. HAHA, kiss of death. Since i put this here I been researching this fucking commie nigger fuck. Even the LA times, a paper more Marxist than Pravda calls Nigger Jones a Marxist, and even a slight search of Google with the words "is van jones a marxist" pulls up shit all over the place, including the Nigger Jones himself going on and on and on about how proud and dedicated a commie he is. I still encounter idiot white people who insist Nigbama isnt a commie. These idiot white people need to be forced to live in New Orleans. Teach them a lesson. That will beat the nigger right out of them. Here's the nigger's answer once when asked why the Republicans, when they're "in control" can get more legislation passed than the Commucrats when the Commucrats are in control. The nigger said, referring to the Republicans:
"The answer to that is: They're assholes. That's a technical political science term. And Barack Obama's not an asshole. I will say this, I can be an asshole. And some of us who are not Barack Hussein Obama are gonna have to start getting a little bit uppity." HAHA soon as this nigger got uppity he had to quit. Keep gettin' uppity, niggers, that's the only time whitey decides to ever do something about you fucking third world dirt-eating savages.

Another Email From Up North

You know that woman I know? She's still pissed.


"Remember when the UK released that piece of shit muslim fuck Libyan who was responsible for the Lockerbee bombing? They said they did it on "compassionate grounds" because he was dying of prostate cancer. Does anyone CARE that he has prostate cancer? His own mother probably hopes his dick rots off. Anyway, the muslim fuck killed 255 people, most of them Americans. This morning I read the REAL reason the UK let him go: they're trying to make an oil deal with Libya! They're trading that miserable arab scumbag's ass for rights to Libyan oil! There is not a country on earth that has more fags in it than the UK. I'll bet the only pair of balls you could find on that crappy island are the ones in Camilla Parker Bowles knickers. A one-day old baby nun has more balls than any queer fruit faggot in England.
This is a fucking outrage. I'm steaming right now.
Oh, and that asshole Ghadaffi is coming to America, and he was planning to visit New Jersey, WHERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE KILLED IN THE BOMBING CAME FROM!! The citizens made a huge fuss, and now Ghadaffi is not going there. In a way, it's too bad, because somebody would have knocked him off for sure."

We might as well all just used to shit like this, we have a Muslim boyfucking queer as the President of America. No WAY this is gonna be PLEASANT.

Another Kennedy Reetard

This is a famous painting of Eunice Kennedy, the reetard lady who just died just before her reetard brother Ted The Lady Killer died. Lookit this thing: it looks like a scene from Nightmare On Elm Street. Eunice looks like she eats human flesh, and she's got a platoon of reetards in tow and there is a glorious somethingorother going on in the sky as if all of creation is happy that this pack of unnatural monsters is roaming free, making a mockery of normal creation. Now, according to the queers, dykes, commies, muslims, satan worshippers and did i say queers?....running this country, this buttugly mess of Kennedy inbreeding is a great symbol and monument of terrific virtues: because she made a big public show of taking care of reetards. These people who hang around reetards do so for one reason: to play with their cocks, balls, tits, and pussies. Period. Because that's usually the only good things on the fuckers, and their cocks, balls, tits and pussies are usually always of the high octane variety. They fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and when they aint fuckin' they're masturbating. Shit, I'm retarded. I gotta find a Kennedy to play with my balls. These people workin' with reetards are ALWAYS finding a reason to get their hands on their cocks and tits and asking the reetards to jack them off and drink their jizz and the fuckin' reetards dont care, this is all they do, this is the only part of them that functions, their fucking crotch-circuits. You show me someone working with reetards I'll show you someone who is NEVER horny. It's an ongoing, 24 hour a day jackoff marathon and tit-sucking festival. If it ain't bathtime it's beddybye time, touching balls, touching twats, touching tits. The fucking reetards don't know the difference, if you don't play with their balls one of their own kind is going to five minutes from now. And it ain't as though these concrete-brained fuckmonkeys have MEMORIES. They forget what happend almost before it happens. And besides, their gonads are the only things they are even halfway aware of at all, the fact that it's you playing with 'em and not themselves playing with themselves, is hardly noticed by these red-eyed goon-faced, saliva-dribbling steel-bending hellhounds. If you ever want to have a billion dollar reality-show hit on your hands just follow a few people who "work with reetards" around with a camera for a few days, and bring a few towels because that camera lens is gonna get a lot of jizz and pussyjuice all over it. There's a reason why reetards never stink: they are being given baths all day long. There's a fucking long line of "helpers" just ready to soap-down Benjy's ten inch boner and 12 pound balls and Gertie's hot juicy tits and trim slim vayyy-JYNAHHHH. There's never a shortage of dude's scheduling themselves to give dog-faced
Brenda with the cheerleader's ass a cock-massage between her volleyball glutes and squirt a hose-load of white pecker-mud onto her backbone. Yeah: reetards; Nature's way of making dating for losers possible. Oh, is it time for the Smith Twins to take their shower? Here, let me get in there with you so that you clean everything. Ok Suzie, you wash your sister's pussy like this and Carla you clean your sister's nipples with your tongue and then you both clean my penis with your mouths like it's a candy tube, and then we'll all go over to Billy's room and see if his penis is big today or small today, ok?" Yup, workin' with reetards: it sure beats dating. And the expression "I hope I get lucky" has no meaning. Because you ARE gonna get lucky.

And I Thought I Was A Bigot

What follows is an email i just got from a woman i know. Holy crap. I thought I had a prejudice problem. We were discussing negroes and Mexicans, Mexicans being defined here as anything, more or less, here that ain't a citizen here and that is more or less hispanic. Or Mexican, in other words.



" I still think the mexicans are worse. I'm not afraid of them, but I'm afraid of what they're doing to our country, what with all the liberal faggots we got running the show, giving all the stinking mexicans all the free stuff. Those fuckin' mexicans are like maggots-- they breed like flies, and they're all worthless. A fly serves no purpose, not even to feed spiders and frogs. There's plenty of other bugs for them to eat. There's not enough spiders and frogs in the world to handle all the flies, so we're overrun with flies, and we're overrun with dumb-fuck brain-dead mexicans. They're the bottom of the food chain. A fuckin' CARP wouldn't even eat a fucking spic.At least niggers are somewhat amusing. Just the fact they're BLACK is funnier 'n shit. There's never been one mexican who ever said anything funny. They're just drooling retards. I've heard niggers say some hilarious things; it might just be stupid jive-talk, but they do make me laugh on occasion. Their SHAPES are funny-- look at their calves, heels, and butts. Those dopey watch caps and heavy coats they wear in 100 degree weather. The way they shuffle around. The whites of their eyes. Pretty darn funny. A mexican?? Dumb as a damned shovel and hideous to look at, with that awful brown skin, acne faces, greasy disgusting hair, clothes from Goodwill, malformed bodies, tortilla breath, blah blah. I never look at a mexican without getting pissed off. There's hardly any mexicans or niggers (or arabs) up here, so I'm not as pissed off as I used to be. I'm even learning to drive at 20 mph without having a fit. Cool, huh?"

Scream Of The Undead

Dennis sent me this and wanted to know if Arnold Schwartzenegger was married to Michael Jackson. I swear you sometimes have to take him by the hand. NO ARE YOU CRAZY THIS IS MARIA SHRIVER, THE DAUGHTER OF THE INSANE EUNICE KENNEDY WHO JUST DIED SCREAMING BECAUSE HER BRAIN WAS SO SMALL. Maria Shriver doesn't look like Michael Jackson at all. At least not now. At the moment Michael Jackson looks even worse than Maria Shriver. But I have to admit she is gainin' ground on the fucker.

My Big Fat Italian Assemblyman

Some big fat tub of grease named Tony Portantino just sent me a fucking email for the first time in his life telling me there is a fire. He's pictured here with three other useless assholes who came out of the ground to talk to everyone about the fact that there is a fire. I wrote back and told him he shoulda been throwing dirt on the fire instead of standing there in his pigfat talking, he would have accomplished a lot more. Lookit these 4 schmucks. Standing there doing absolutely nothing at all and telling us that there is a fire. We know that. Go home. I mean, what the fucking fuck - there's a governor, a fucking congressman, a fucking senator, and a fucking assemblyman all gathered together in total impotence to tell us there's a fire. Do we REALLY need "government"? I mean, the fucking box boy at the market could have stood in the sun in his shirtsleeves and told me that same thing "There is a fire yada yada yada, thank you very much Kalee-foe-nee-ya." Fuck you. Lookit Schwarzegger, he's got ten trillion dollars worth of plastic surgery because he's a fag, congressman dreier who is an outed fag but wont admit it, some creep with no chin named schiff who adopted a nigger boy and made sure everyone knew about it at the time but since obama showed up you aint heard shit about his little nigger boy whose dick he probly sucks cause people are starting to not like niggers again now that they have one telling them how to piss and shit and everything else, and we have this big fat italian piece of bacon who looks like he is out of a chair for the first time in his fat stupid life. Nobody even knows who this butterball of suet is and there he is telling everyone there's a fire, vote for him, thank you. Fuck this shit. And fuck you too.

Swarzenegger's Fucking Accent

How long has that blockhead concrete-brained Kraut Governor of "Kalee-foe-neeya" been in this Country? 50 years? He still speaks English as fucked up now as he did his first day here ten million years ago. He can't pick up an American accent and yet he can run a State that is bigger than most nations? He can't even say California yet. He's as fucked up as Grey Davis, the guy he claimed was fucked up. This fucker is even worse. And you know what? Stupid as he is, if he ran for President against the nigger in chief i would have to root for the aryan nazi over the nigger commie . That's how fucking dangerous the nigger commie is.

Doucebag Conservatives

All the douchebag conservatives are railing against the nigger's upcoming Obama Youth Rally that the nigger in chief will be conducting within the entire American State Run Educational Niggerization System but not one of them has the balls to criticize the whole plan based on the notion "What the fuck does that stupid nigger community agitator Black Panther Black Muslim faggot have to say that my kid needs to hear. How is my child going to be a better person listeing to some asshole who probably can't add two and two or spell cat."

The God Damned Nigger

The fucking nigger in chief is very upset that people - white people - are "politicizing" his speech to the infants in school, which speech comes with an entire day's agenda of propaganda assignments from the teachers as ordered for them to obey by the Dept of Propaganda. I mean Education. This fucking self-centered piece of nigger shit thinks that BECAUSE HE'S DOING IT IT'S OK. He really thinks this. That's how fucking stupid he is. He really thinks he's smarter than everyone. I've worked for guys like this. They're all over the workplace. They usually get promoted because they have no conscience. It wouldn't occur to them to have one: "What do I need a conscience for? I never do anything WRONG!" This is how these self-absorbed amateur potentates think.
Our system of "government" was specifically designed to keep these kinds of guys out of the system. Something is obviously wrong with our system of government because that's all we gut in office now, from top to bottom, from Federal to State to County to City. All four of our government "levels" are swarming with these pompous self-diefied shits. This is what "voting" puts into office: the dregs of humanity. All of whom are convinced they have superpowers. Look at the swarm of shitheads that gathered to "talk about the fires." What the fuck did they think they were accomplishing? Well I'll tell you: they were all convinced they were calming people. They weren't. They were just clogging up the airwaves. Schiff, Schwarzegger, Dreieir - three faggots Calming the Waters with their Miraculous Cocks and Supernatural Rectums filled with Holy Jizz. Fuck me running.