This Is Not Dr. Phil. It's Dr. Dennis

Hes just told me his ex has lost "at least a dress size" ....?

... and is looking better than she did when they were together.

Should I be worried?
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Take a big dump on the bedroom floor.
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Saturday, September 19, 2009 3:08:43 Pm


I met this girl today and I'm not the greatest looking guy. How can i get her to notice me?

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When ever you see this girl hack your nuts i guarantee she will notice you.
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What hobbies do you have?

this is mine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnjZD2cYljw

Music production...i further play guitar!
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I'm not sure if this is a hobby but I like to masturbate when the girls next door jump rope.I don't have a guitar.
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What should I name my puppy?

What should I name my puppy?
He is a 15 week old black lab boxer mix. He looks mostly like the black lab with a little white on his chest.
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Name the dog "Obama." When he shits on the floor and someone asks who shit on the floor you can say "Obama did." "Who peed on the chair?" "Obama did." "Hey Obama is humping my leg."


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