The National Parks Scam

Ken Burns has a new "film." It's about the National Parks. It's like being sunk into a sewer of Sierra Club Shit listening to it. It's 98% socialist propaganda and 1% nice pictures and 1% VERY crappy music. Naturally Peter Coyote is doing the narration, the biggest fucking commie wannabe-Redskin douche in Hollywood. It's like listening to Indians talk about animals and plants. Indians think animals and plants are superior to human beings. Indians think living in the dirt is the greatest way of life possible. Indians are basically red niggers moved out of Africa and into the Great Plains. Indians are a LITTLE BIT cleaner than African mud-hut niggers. But every bit as stupid. On the plus side Indian tribes didn't go around wiping out other Indian tribes like the nigger tribes do, and are doing now with Russian-made machineguns. On the minus side their music is a lot worse. The worst music on earth except maybe for Jew music. Trying to have a good time in a National Park is like trying to have a good time at the dentist. It's possible but the chances are against it. The National Parks are vast, un-maintained death sentences to anyone who goes into one without a platoon of Marines surrounding him. It's like going into a ghetto except the niggers in the Parks are black bears, not black people. There is no more desolate way of life in America than the way of life the Park System insists upon for you to "enjoy" when in a National Park. When you go into a National Park the "staff" of the park makes a big fat point of telling you that the Park is NOT for your enjoyment: that it belongs to the plants and the trees and the animals and that you are an intruder. They don't inform you of this in these words of course. You would get hostile. No, they tell you in different words. Don't do this. Don't do that. If you do do that make sure you do this afterwards. Be careful, you could die. Deers are ten times more dangerous than bears so pray to God you don't see any deers. Don't kill anything. Don't defend yourself. If you get hurt then you fucked up. Let me move on otherwise I'll be here all day. So far this Ken Burns program has been an ongoing declaration that the Parks "belong to us all." Try to enter one without paying 50 bucks, Mr park owner. You'll get your ass thrown into a stone-age jail at the bottom of a granite canyon with a National Park fatassed lesbian Ranger laughing at your cock. The guy from the Sierra Club giving his views of things in this film is as foul-looking as a sick bat. His teeth are filthy and crooked, his face is crawliing with acne that is bursting before your eyes while he talks, dripping pus down his face, his skin muscles are tightened into a hate-filled snarl, and I ain't in the room where he's talking but I will bet that it reeks with the stench of his undead zombie-like soap-free carcass. And I'll bet his balls are dangling out the side of his gym shorts that he likely parades around in 24 hours a day. John Muir, one of the patron saints on this Load Show was a loon who lived in the woods and thought that trees and plants were divine beings. Everything to John Muir was divine. He was mad as a hatter and is revered as a kind of religious messiah by people who hate the fact that you have to work to make a living and who are dedicated to bringing the industiral age to a halt and returning humanity to the dirt, like Indians and niggers. If there's five more days of this I hope I dont have to watch it like I have to watch this first hour. (Don't ask. It's embarassing.) The music just gets worse and worse. Naturally Time magazine, an even bigger load than the National Park system, is touting this series of propaganda wildlife films as proving the necessity of "big government." According to Time, what the Tea Party fails to understand is that we need government to do things the private sector won't. Yeah, like tax, jail, confiscate, execute, and going to war with other countries that ain't attacking us and ignoring the ones that are. And to create boundaries in the Country that you cannot improve or make easier for spectators to enjoy: government needs to create areas called "parks" that are shitholes of discomfort to anything but buzzards, bears, and skunks. The fucking National Parks are National Pains In The Ass. There's no accommodations, there's no fucking food, there's no fucking services, there's no fucking safety, if a fucking piece of shit bear wrecks your car it's your fault not the bear's, if you fucking die in there, which is very likely, especially at the Grand Fucking Canyon Of Death, that's your tough luck, oh and by the way, dead guy, we're towing your car, tell your widow it will cost her 1,000 dollars to get it back, oh and we're towing it to fucking Albuquerque, mother fucker, sincerely, the National Park Service.
Oh, and the other piece of shit motherfucker that this show thinks is so fucking swell is that beer-bellied blowhard wiseass Teddy Roosevelt, the fuckhead who created the National Park system in the first place. He's the reason I can't get a fucking Diet Coke on the "trail." He's also the reason the "trail" is a fucking piece of shit. Thanks, Ted. Asshole. When that other beer-swilling bloated Ted in politics that just died shows up wherever you are right now tell him I said the fuck hi. Thanks, prick.