My Big Fat Italian Assemblyman

Some big fat tub of grease named Tony Portantino just sent me a fucking email for the first time in his life telling me there is a fire. He's pictured here with three other useless assholes who came out of the ground to talk to everyone about the fact that there is a fire. I wrote back and told him he shoulda been throwing dirt on the fire instead of standing there in his pigfat talking, he would have accomplished a lot more. Lookit these 4 schmucks. Standing there doing absolutely nothing at all and telling us that there is a fire. We know that. Go home. I mean, what the fucking fuck - there's a governor, a fucking congressman, a fucking senator, and a fucking assemblyman all gathered together in total impotence to tell us there's a fire. Do we REALLY need "government"? I mean, the fucking box boy at the market could have stood in the sun in his shirtsleeves and told me that same thing "There is a fire yada yada yada, thank you very much Kalee-foe-nee-ya." Fuck you. Lookit Schwarzegger, he's got ten trillion dollars worth of plastic surgery because he's a fag, congressman dreier who is an outed fag but wont admit it, some creep with no chin named schiff who adopted a nigger boy and made sure everyone knew about it at the time but since obama showed up you aint heard shit about his little nigger boy whose dick he probly sucks cause people are starting to not like niggers again now that they have one telling them how to piss and shit and everything else, and we have this big fat italian piece of bacon who looks like he is out of a chair for the first time in his fat stupid life. Nobody even knows who this butterball of suet is and there he is telling everyone there's a fire, vote for him, thank you. Fuck this shit. And fuck you too.