Jorge Ramos-Trump Letter
Once again I have been thrown off facebook for typing the word nigger. Amy white had informed me - on facebook - that she had been banned for a month. I said "whatdja do, write the word nigger?" Facebook then informed me that I was banned for a month for writing nigger. Which of course they can do, Facebook is their property and they can kick anyone out for any reason. It's not like I pay to be there. Hahahahaha, that's funny just writing it. The idea that I would do that. Pay to be on facebook. I should be getting paid to be on facebook, I am by far the most fascinating entity there. How Amy had informed me via facebook that she was off facebook.....this is still kind of a puzzle in my head. But i took the opportunity to get myself thrown off by asking her what I did. I of course knew the consequences, and I need 30 days away from facebook to focus on my personal relationship with Trump. Do you have a personal relationship with Donald Trump? I am trying to establish one. Because my one unobtainable wish in life that I cannot do on my own without trespassing is to stand on the roof of the Trump building in Las Vegas in the evening while smoking a cigar. To do this I might have to become an advisor to the President. He might let me up there if I am telling him how to handle different global situations. Now you might say, and this would be the first thing to pop into your head "I think he seems to know how to handle situations." To this I would say I think he might be a bit unsure about a few things, a few rarified philosophical and theological and cultural areas in which I am a self-proclaimed expert par exelahnsss. That's french. I get around, motherfucker, I have a degree of class, goddamn fuckin' A.