letter to trump, soldiers

American soldiers in Persia

     contains vulgar and disrespectful-to-allah concepts and references.

Dear Donald Trump,

     You know what's really fucked-up about sending American soldiers to fight Persians in Persia? They can't drink beer, they can't smoke cigarettes, they can't eat fucking bacon, they can't swear, they can't  play music, they can't dance, they can't fuck unless its with a fucking goat or a newborn baby.....Jesus Goldstein Christ, can the fucking Pentagramagon make it any tougher on them? I'm surprised Obama doens't order American soldiers to stick their asses into the air five times a day so Allah can fill them with his Blessed and Most Sanctified Infected Jizz From His Most Majestic Aids-filled Balls. What other country fights an enemy on the terms of the enemy? I'll tell you what kind: the kind that get fucking conquered, that's what kind.

     I hope this no-drinking, no hi-jinx aspect of this war goes out the fucking window when you take over. Which it pretty much looks like you're going to do. So I hope you're fucking serious. Cause you're gonna be tossed the fucking baton, dude. Really.

Sincerely, 

J.J. Solari