trump and lincoln

trump vs lincoln

Dear Donald Trump,

   From the looks of things it's pretty clear that as President you're gonna be the exact opposite of Abraham Lincoln. As you know, he was our most idiotic President, declaring war on his own Country, and of course he is the President that the Kenyan In Chief most ardently admires, for that reason.

     You, on the other hand, appear to be about to bring America together.

     Lincoln and Trump, Trump and Lincoln. There could not be two more natural mortal enemies. Lincoln not only declared was on the Country he was leading - once he won it he declared Universal Slavery for it's citizens. This is called the Thirteenth Amendment. Which apparently nobody has ever actually read. Other than me, it looks like. But then I always was a good reader. My reading comprehension skills are actually through the fucking roof. What can I say. It's a gift. I have great genes. 

     Lincoln pulled off the most amazing hoax in history with the possible exception of Obama claiming to be a citizen of the USA: he fought a "war to free the slaves" and then made everyone eligible for slavery as long as "due precess for admittance to slavery" was followed. Whatever the fuck due process even is. I guess it means "whatever the fucking process actually is."

     The 13th Amendment took slavery out of private hands - where it actually did some good - and put it exclusively in government hands: where all it does is destroy everyone, black, white, brown, yellow, red, or rainbow. Which we actually now have! We have rainbow people. Fantastic.

     I hear you have a problem with the 14th Amendment. You think that one is fucked up you oughta read the 13th.

    I think I'm done.

     Thank you.

     God bless you.

Sincerely, 

J.J. Solari