Another Halloween With The Children

We went to the mall again this Halloween. The security guys warned me not to be fucking with the toddlers. I guess if they weren't stupid they wouldn't be security guys at a mall. I don't fuck with the toddlers. I fuck with their property. One kid actually had an entire one pound box of See's candy. For a while. For the time it took for me to take it from the little prick. I said to 'im "What, you on a date? This is candy for getting laid. You know what that is? Creep? You know what getting laid is?" Needless to say he didn't. He was about 5. Five years old and he has his own entire pound of See's candy? Not on my watch. His dumbass mom gets all protective. Like she's gonna be able to rescue his candy and show him right then and there that justice prevails and that a child has nothing to fear or be anxious about when one or more of his loving parents are around. Needless to say it didn't work out that way. She had no sooner got within fist range but she was down on the ground huddled into a ball and trying with both hands - and if she had been an octopus she would have needed all eight - to keep the blood from pouring from her nose. Kid was beside himself with freaking out. Welcome to life little fucker.

The Mongols Case

The above picture is not of a Mongol. It is the picture of Thomas P. O'Brien, the Federal Supercop who attempted to disband the Mongols motorcycle club in a new and unique way: by declaring their logo and "patch" to be illegal. I of course am no fan of the Mongols, they hold a unique place in my categorizing files because, of all the motorcycle "outlaw" associations, my gut feeling about them, and them alone, is that they are not Americans. That their first loyalty is to Mexico and any other country BUT America. If I'm wrong, straighten me out, someone, I'm anxious to be only too happy to change my opinion. Until then, I do have to congratulate the fuckers because they actually won their case against the smiling little fairy pictured above.I am sure Miss O'Brien has lived a life of privilege and had lots of reinforcement from his parents and environment that he is just the cutest little thing and that he is superior to everyone and everything. The Mongols apparently handed him his little dance-thong back to him covered in grease and oil and shit and piss. And he had to accept it and keep his mouth shut about it. What this baby faced little prick tried to actually do was to set the hugest and most heinous precedent in a personal attempt at pompous-ass dictatorship in history since Stalin, by attempting to cascade into ruins the entire United States Constitution, by forbidding the Mongols to wear clothing that said Mongols on it, and thus - according to O'Brien's simplistic, infant-like form of reasoning - make the Mongols disappear. He coudn't take-on the Mongols because he is WAY too douchey for that, so he decided to take-on their clothing. Fotrunately he was even too douchey to accomplish THAT. The Mongols will continue to be the Mongols and will continue to be pains in my own personal ass. But I would rather have the Mongols after me than T.P. Toilet Paper O'Brien and HIS gang of fucking cutthroats because at least they won't hide behind the fucking faggy pansy Law like douchebag O'Brien. They'll just come on their own. So good job, Mongols, you have saved a lot of other clubs a ton of headaches forever.
http://www.bikernet.com/news/PageViewer.asp?PageID=2897

Clooney The Creep Invited to The White Hut

George Clooney just decended solidly into the Gay Slot with the announcement that him and Aperah were the first stars to visit The Great Bundolo and his wife Moompatoomba. That fucker always did give me the creeps and now I know why. It's a pretty good bet that creepy crawler is gonna run for some office and based on the IQ of the voting public I am pretty sure he'll win by a landslide. He is George Clooney after all and everyone would rather be fucked in the ass by a good lookin' dude than something that looks like Andy Warhol. I know I would. And I will be. Once he's elected.

HILLARY CLINTON ACCIDENTALLY SAYS SOMETHING PATRIOTIC: BACKS DOWN IMMEDIATELY

Hillary Clinton, pictured above, yesterday told the Pakistanis that she thinks they know where Bin Laden and his pals are and that they're just fuckin' with us trying to pretend they're cooperatin'. the Pakisatanis immediately started screaming in her face that she was a cunt and to shut the fuck up. She immediately hightailed it to ISRAEL!!! And she is now engaged in yelling at Israel to make peace with the Palestinians. She knows the Israelis will just stay all calm and nice and say yes ma'am and no ma'am and she can yell at them all she wants and make herself look powerful again because the Israelis will be polite and say ok, sure, whatever you say, we hear ya. Of course they will ignore her just like the Pakistanis did but they won't call her a cunt and tell her to go fuck herself to her face like the Pakistanis did. I notice Bill didn't come to her aid with the Pakistanis but he'll probably fly to her side when she has her snappy-face little snit with the Israelis and be right there fighting by her side against people who are trying to quietly ignore her. I notice the nigger in chief didnt come to her aid either. She's basically off on her own and will most likely get blown up soon. AND NOBODY WILL CARE!! I know I won't. What can I say, the Pakistanis are right, she's a fucking cunt dyke bitch.

Maxine Waters

This is Maxine Waters. Probably the ugliest woman on earth at the moment. When Moms Mabley was alive Maxine was a close second in ugliness but now she is at the head of the dogpack. In case you think this is a racist rant Rosie O'Donnel is number three and Greta Van Susteren is fourth. Maxine is a Congressman from California. She is not only ugly, she is stupid and corrupt. She is so corrupt she does not even know she is corrupt. She thinks she is virtuous. Most Congreemen and Senators are convinced that because they have this idiotic job that Americans believe is a job that is occupied by dieties from Olympus and other pagan heathen places that they really are GODS then they sort of just elevate themselves above the normal human beings who shit and piss and they believe they are superbeings. Why? Because that is what the population communicates to them. So they do what they are expected to do: be Gods. So it ain't all their fault. But Maxine Waters' ugliness is all hers.

Congressional Mugshots

Above are SOME of the suspects in various congressional investigations into shennanigans by our Senators and Congressmen and in the case of Maxine Waters Doubleugly Congressskags. They all look like JPL engineers, don't they? Yeah, the American public does love to elect reetards. Actually all the congress fucks look as stupid as these few, it's just that they have not come under scrutiny by the Congress Scrutinizing Committee so we don't have their pictures. And we were not even supposed to KNOW that these wizards are under suspicion and investigation. This was the result of a total screwup because the electorate is not supposed to actually know what the people they elected are doing. So all these people have started a defensive damage-control propaganda campaign, led by Maxine Waters who must be the most guilty because she went into hyperdrive damage control first and most ferociously. I can guarantee you whoever leaked all this shit is going to disappear from the face of the earth. HAHAHAHAHA

The Congressional Sauna

I notice there are never any news stories about the Congressional Sauna. That ain't what it's called, of course, it doesn't really have a name. If it did have a name The Gay Bathhouse would probably be good enough. All these geezered old Senators and goofy middle aged Congressmen sit in there in their towels and they talk about how great it is to be ruling over people and being held in austere reverence by the idiot population and they figure that any of their whims is perfectly legitimate, and they all just jack each other off in there and suck each others' dicks and it's no big thing. It's just what they do. And it's not considered gay because they are above the normal definitions of things. They are United States mini emperors. It's like ancient Greece and Rome in Washington. Our government is a kind of haphazard copy of theirs. And that's what they did. And it was considered normal. And that's what the Congress does. They hang out at the Congressional Sauna and jack each other off and make oral love with each other. And why not? it's comfy and cozy in there. But God help you if you're caught with a female in there. Holy shit, you are through as an elected representative of the gay American Public.

Hillary Cunton

Hillary Cunton pissed off the Pakistanis yesterday by saying they know where all the suicide people are but they're protecting them. Not being American Men, the Pakistanis told the dyke to go fuck herself, rather than get all a-scaired, like we do here when she gets angry. So today she's all "Well, perhaps I was having a PMS day yesterday." She's all meek and apologetic. Of course she's right, the Pakistanis have been hiding Bin Laden and his boy horde of lovers for nine years. I mean it's like Mexico times ten over there in those Muslim countries. Everyone's lying and stealing and fucking with everyone else and stealing hubcaps and purses and arresting anyone with propery and taking their stuff and there's no water fit to drink and no lights and people sit in the dust at night under the stars and smell camel farts and fuck their daughters at night for warmth. I mean it's a human pigsty. If that's not enough because they're all Muslims they commit suicide in public places with shrapnel bombs. The nigger in chief would like Hillary to dialogue with these people, not piss them off by screaming the truth at them. Lookit the fuckhead that's telling her to go fuck herself. I would not allow someone dressed like this to get within a hundred yards of me. No, I ain't talkin' about Hillary this time. Lookit that idiotic thing on his head. Chevy Chase wouldn't wear that on his worst schtick day. These are the people who took down the World Trade Center. And we still haven't taken-out the Mecca Meterorite and the Jew Roo Salem dome. Pansy USA, that's us. We gut queers all over the place doing nothing except blowing each other and raising taxes for more Congressional Private Saunas.

The Tyra Banks Minstrel Show

Tyra Banks had her "top models" dress up "like other races." The press is all upset. THE PRESS is all upset. THE PRESS has a problem with Tyra Banks conducting "dress up costume fun" time. THE PRESS doesn't think it's right. Now I don't know what exactly The Press is going to do about this. I don't think they can UNDO whatever it was. They probably want to engineer some sort of defensive nervous breakdown in Tyra Banks. The Press is kind of stupid and may not be aware that Tyra Banks is a nigger. If you are a nigger you can do anything racial that you want because you are a nigger and niggers get a "get out of a racial bind free" card. And in fact an unlimited supply of them. Which were given out by The Press long ago. So I guess The Press is starting to lose its way. I guess The Press has forgotten that it was The Press that gave niggers carte blanche to do anything. So now Tyra Banks is doing minstrel shows and The Press is trying to make her feel all guilty and confused about it. I don't know much about Tyra Banks but I don't think she backpeddles. She's hot and has nice tits and big nipples. Things The Press haas none of. I think she is going to win this war.

Coyote Attack

Some singer woman was killed by coyotes in Canada. In a national park of course, the most dangerous places on earth: government-run amusement parks where you go to die a thousand different ways. She went for a walk. Coyotes attacked and killed her. Coyotes are different critters than they were a hundred years ago. They are now in-city predators, kind of like Central American illegals. They roam the suburbs and kill dogs and cats and then take the prey to their dens beneath the conventional foundations of the houses built before the 70's. One ran right in front of me recently in the middle of the night in the middle of a neighborhood. It had a full grown dead cat in its jaws and deftly avoided being hit by a car as it galloped across a fast street and disappeared into the neighborhood. It did not look like a normal coyote. It was taller and leaner and less feral. It was like a pet, a new species of dog that was comfortable around humans. Probably because it was preparing to make human children its new prey when the cats were depleted. But it appears I am underestimating the things. They are starting-right-in on adults. If the screams of the attacked and now dead woman had not been heard by Park "security" - HAHAHAHAHA she would have been chewed into sections, dragged off, and eaten by the pack. Oh: that's another thing. Coyotes USED to be solitary, or paired-with-a-mate hunters. Now they are packing up. Like wolves. Wolves that are smart. Wolves that live in human neighborhoods. The new, evolved Supercoyote. The Sierra Club is probably pretty excited about it, if I know the Sierra Club.

How The Nigger Gets His Way

I'll say one thing about the nigger in chief; he's got whitey-Congress's number. He doesn't have to debate his case or stand before Congress when they are all assembled. All he has to do is corner a Senator or a Congressman in a hallway. The fucker is the only in-shape member of any bureaucracy in America. He is an in-shape nigger. So he corners some fat redfaced alcoholic boy lover Senator in the bathroom or a linen closet and he then plays the race card - the "I'm a nigger and I just might kill you, whitey," card. Naturally all the congressmen and senators are all prima donnas who have never spent any time in the world of niggers. They have only heard about niggers. They have grown up to fear De Negro man. The only people in office he cant muscle are the Mexicans. If the nigger corners a Mexican senator in the hallway the Mexican will just throw his scrawny ass against the wall and stick a knife under his neck. But he knows that already. The nigger in chief would never try to muscle a Mexican. They hate niggers as much as whitey does but they dont pretend that they don't. They could care less if their Mexican constituents learned that they hated niggers. Their Mexican constituents expect them to hate niggers. Like any good Mexican should. Meanwhile the dumbass white bureaucrats are gonna get pushed around like the douches they are by the Mexicans and the niggers both, who are rapidly filling all the bureaucrat seats in Congress.

Today's Prediction

The nigger in chief is getting ready to fire the Skankretary of State, Hillary Dykedom Clinton. I can feel his anticipation from here. She's starting to hint that the Pakisatn government is protecting Bin Laden and his "army" of lunatics. She's starting to undermine the nigger in chief's plans to toss the USA into the fire of Islam. Of course her motives are personal. But who cares. Who cares what her motives are for fucking with the nigger in chief. You won't hear ME trying to stop 'er. But the nigger ain't gonna put up with it. Hillary's probably the only bureaucrat in Washington who ain't afraid of or impressed by that boy-fucking ballet dancing queer baboon-rictussed half-ape. And the half-ape ain't afraid of her. So this should be kinda fun, at least for a day or two once he fires her pussy-scented mug. She's every bit as insane as he is don't forget and there's nothing funnier than two lunatics goin' at it, especially when they are both queer. Ah, you have to love our representatives.

The New Adam Lambert CD Photo

This is the picture of Adam Lambert on his new CD. Adam Lambert is the sodomite who came in second to some other freak of nature on American Idol. Apparently America idolizes sexually deviated monstrosities. Barak Obama will probably be a contestant on American Idol next season, now that he can plainly see from this picture of a former contestant that he is way inside the ballpark for fair consideration. The good part is you don't have to actually be able to sing to win this beauty contest. You just have to have a penis and look like a beautiful female.

Yahoo Twofer

HAHAHAHA Looks like i underestimated Yahoo and the Taliban; today was a two-explosion-picture day. I guess the crowd ain't arrived yet, the crowd that always consists of 500 ugly, identically-groomed and dressed men in sheets with no underwear and not a fucking female in sight. Muslims must now be able to actually breed from orally fucking men. I never see any females gathered in the streets in these photos. I never hear anyone remarking on it either. Not one newsman stops reading the AP doggerel that gets sent worldwide for all these schmucks to read and never pauses to look up at the camera and ask "Are there any women in these Muslim pestholes that are curious about these explosions?" It's always dirty-faced, dirty-sheeted ugly men with thick black facial hair. They must all have cocks the size of hyena dongs. They can probably fuck sticks of dynamite and create Muslim babies. They probably leak semen 24 hours a day and it runs down the gutters and produces Muslim babies in the sewers and they come crawling out ten tays later, fully grown and wearing dirty sheets and setting dynamite charges with their prehensile asscheeks. It's like another fucking planet over there. And we hate the Jews because they can't stand these Muslim shits. It's the JEWS we have a problem with. That fucking asshole Hitler really had the wrong people targeted for extermination. He must have been a fucking Muslim too. Hitler's dirty little secret: he was a Jew Muslim. Fuck me running.

HAHA The Usual Yahoo Morning Photo

Every morning for the past few weeks when I start Yahoo, I am greeted by the morning Yahoo photo which is lately without exception a suicide-bomb scene. It's how I start every day, with a picture of a building made out of solid concrete shredded like cloth and exploded skeletons of trucks and cars in the forground and dumbass Muslim men in pajamas staring like drunken Mexicans at the mess. One or more of them is always screaming at the camera. Bush had these incidents down to one a month. Now they go off every day because stupid as the Muslims are they are getting the idea that the USA is now pretty indifferent to the body count over there. I am too, actually I am pretty EXCITED about the body count over there, the bad part is that Muslim brains work this way: America is scared; it's time to start blowing things up over there. You see THAT'S the problem with leaving these assholes alone - they come to idiotic conclusions. Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Palestine, Syria, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, should all have been nuked on Sept 12th, 2001. That was George Bush's problem: he was just as stupid as Mr. Nigger President, but just a little more human and thus having a sense of anger. Nig Bama only has anger when the money stops rolling in. Then he gets pissed.

Lovely Mexico

In Mexico, they do things different. Hanging naked from the overpass is one of the bureaucrats trying to rein-in the drug salesmen. It sort of makes you think that maybe the drug salesmen are the real government in that country. Usually it's the bureaucrats doing the hanging, and they tend to make them private affairs. The drug salesman government in Mexico prefers public hangings, the freeway system being apparently suitable for doubling as gallows. Obama believes that the Mexican government - which is the drug salesman government - is interested in friendly relations with America. And yet he is determined to fight the drug salesmen in Mexico. Who are the actual governing body of the country. Obama however thinks it is the bureaucrats running things, one of whom is seen here dangling from the overpass. This is how I know that Obama is an idiot even though all the other white people I know are convinced he is a whopper genius. What this really tells me is that white Americans are now as stupid as niggers. I have learned that when niggers and whites intermingle, the whites become stupider, the niggers dont become smarter. It's just what I have observed. I ain't sayin' it's good or bad or anything else. I have noticed that niggers in office corrupt the office even faster than whites can do. This tells me that "holding office" is a corrupt job by its nature and that once a nigger gets in there the corruption falls into complete perfection. It all collapses into a jungle heap of tribal confiscation and slavery. I seem to have gotten off the topic of Mexico. I will say this about the Mexican drug salemen: they seem know how to stop bureaucratic corruption.

Feelin' Cocky, Punk?

Well, if yer thinkin' that you're pretty cool stuff and got it goin' on pretty good, this dude's FIVE. And he's already better than you. Pro'bly at everything.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Video-Five-year-old-Romanian-weighlifter-become?urn=top,198525

Obamacare

This is what the hospitals are going to look like when there are only government-run hospitals. Which is all there will be when there is Obamacare. Real hospitals have to operate ata profit. Government hospitals operate by ordering people to work there for free. It's a fundamental difference in customer service, you see, and a fundamental difference in employment philosophy. I have noticed that the nigger in chief and the white niggers in congress who are sucking his cock and licking his asshole, and for that matter the republicans too who are scared to death of the nigger, I notice that none of these geniuses has even once mentioned what it actually driging the cost of "health" care to the skies. It's malpractice cases. Doctors have to insure themselves against being run bankrupt in court by people who are upset because their cock didnt grow to 15 inches via the doctor's wizardry. And the reason there are more doctors fucking up is because the deteriorating climate of safety for doctors is attracting only the lower grade talents, the kind of people who work in jungles beating drums for instance. Voodoo doctors. Medical skill is an ability you have to pay for. It's not a right. You don't have a right to someone else's property. And talent is property. Obama would never understand this because he is a tribal nigger who was born in a country and aculture where everything is owned in common. Which is why the only thing anyone owns is dirt. There is no incentive to create anything BUT dirt because then it will be taken from you and given to the tribe. This is what America is now. A tribe of niggers and indians living in the dirt.

Prosperity Index

There's an outfit, the Legatum Prosperity Index from the Legatum Institute, that determines where the best country to live in is. Based on your likelihood to prosper there if you make an effort. Here is the site:
http://www.prosperity.com/rankings.aspx

For those of you who think that being an all white country is just the same as being an all black country as to chances of progress and advancing civilization - the list of all the countries is a decending order of magnitude from lightness to pitch black darkness. But that's probably just a coincidence. It seems to go from white to yellow to brown to sandnigger to black. And Glenn Beck is not the head of the Legatum Survey. And neither is Rush Limbaugh or Adolph Hitler or Ayn Rand or the Pope or the KKK or the Aryan Brotherhood of Texas or the Posse Commitatus or the Neo Nazis, it's just Mother Fucking Nature proving that white people move this planet forward and everybody else can either get on board or fucking die in the mud like Apaches ans Zulus and Aztecs and Toltecs and Sioux and every other mud-hut, villager in the global village of third world geniuses. SO FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!

Dennis' Halloween Adventure

Dennis asked me my opinion of his halloween idea. He wants to dress as Jesus carrying a cross. I said that's pretty good, Jesus scares more shit out of more people than Satan does. He then said maybe he would go as Obama and just take all the kids' candy. I said it would be closer to fact to take all the candy from the white kids and give it to the nigger kids. He thought that was a good idea. We both have lots of good ideas about anything, if you ever need any ideas. And we work cheap. We'll be happy to settle for fucking your daughters or your wife or even your mom. If you have a broodmare that has never foaled and still has a fairly tidy-looking horsepussy we'll fuck that too. Well, one of us will, after a flip of a coin. We won't doublefuck a horse. That would be nuts. We will doublefuck your ol lady though. And your high school daughter. and her cheerleader friends. and your wife. no, you can't watch, creep.

World's Best Ass

I have to interrupt the Obama bashing to bring to your attention the world's best ass. Anyone who is upset by this is either a fag or his wife just walked in.

Approaching Year One Of This Bog

This blog was started, I think, November 18 of last year. It was the day the piece of Muslim-humping shit that plays bongos in the White Hut won the election. I would have never started one of these goofy things if that fucking coon had lost. But I had to have a visual outlet for my wrath. This blog's purpose is solely self-therapeutic. It was not really even intended for others to read. However I did want to have my opinions made known. For the record. When I am on my game I am the funniest sentence-writer on earth. Railing against that foul skinny faggot nigger halfbreed cocksucking coconut-headed commie coffeehouse bolshevik
socialist throwback to Lenin is WAY below my capacities as a writer. He by his nature brings out the worst, the sloppiest, the crassest level of creativity I am capable of. I make absolutely no effort to qualify anything I say abut the fucker, and I in fact go out of my way to use the word nigger as often as possible just to make it clear to everyone that my disapproval of this vile, oily reptile is so intense that I don't care if the whole world shuns me because of my lowgrade announcements of my opinion of this schmuck. I think if I have a hope at all for doing this it is that somehow Obama himself will read it. Because if he does he will be faced with the reality that at least one person on this planet knows exactly what he is and that that person is actually saying so and using his real name. This is going to drive that mother fucker absolutely nuts. Because he is convinced he has fooled EVERYBODY. He ain't fooled me. Not for a fucking instant. This blog exists to call Obama names. Names he knows are factual. Even if his defenders think otherwise. Me and Obama know what's actually goin' on with that guy. And if he hears about it it gonna drive him up the fucking wall. The day he is no longer President is the day this blog will end. Because I think blogging is stupid. It doesn't pay unless it's politically correct, because America is now inhabited by fear-driven douchebags, and it ain't really exercizing my creative muscles. It don't take a lot of creativity and intelligence to make fun and ridicule a moron. If Obama wasn't pathologically evil I wouldn't waste me time with him. He'd be just another shyster bureaucrat living off honest citizens trying to live their lives free from politics. But this fucker is crawling with active denizens of hell by the millions and it frosts my nuts that he is in charge of me. I might have to put up with it. But I don't have to like it. And I sure don't like it.

Another Viral Announcement

once in a while i get a viral political email from my right wing and nazi and racist and palin-loving and retrograde and reactionary and bigoted and prejudiced and white supremacist and the three confused gay friends that merits inclusion into this really fine blog that everyone hates. Probably because of my friends. This is one of them.

Nothing else needs to be said the picture speaks for itself. Paid by our tax money to represent us.
House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, pictured standing, far right, speaks while colleagues, Rep. Barbara Lambert, D-Milford and Rep. Jack F. Hennessy, D-Bridgeport, play solitaire Monday night as the House convened to vote on a new budget. (AP) The guy sitting in the row in front of these two... he's on Facebook, and the guy behind Hennessy is checking out the baseball scores. And these are only the ones that the camera was able to catch.
These are the folks that can't get the budget out by Oct. 1, Seriously!!! So, we’ve got a 30 day budget extension. Well, guess what, 30 days from now we will be in the same boat. I guess this makes it easy for the news ‘reporters’ as all they have to do is recycle the same headlines from this week and from 2 years ago. And these yo-yo’s will still be playing SOLITAIRE!!!

Harry Reid, Variety Queen

Harry Reid is shown here demonstrating Democratic tolerance, assuring his audience that he takes both huge penises and even huger penises into his mouth and ass with equal aplomb and fairness and enjoyment. Now I know from looking at him that you would not suspect that he liked penises a lot more than he likes vagina. And I agree, it is hard to believe based on the masculine, rugged, outdoor-like trail blazing fantastic good looks of the man that any woman would swoon over, that harry reid could be a goddamn fucking queer. It would be very difficult to imagine a faggotty genteel sensitive wrinkled fairy feeling the need to scrub their face with the sagging and curtain-like lizardy skin of Harry Reid's naked-in-the-shower-room drooping assflesh. And yet, fantastic as it seems, he prefers cock. As is proved by these dramtic and lust-inducing pictures. We are lucky to have a voting poplace of whites that prefers faggots to normal people. Otherwise we would all have to live in a sane, untopsyturvey world again. We never seemed to have this problem of rampant faggotism in Congress until women got the vote. Women love fags. They feel safer in a fag world. Women are kinda stupid because fags are millions of times more dangerous and vicious than normal people in ofice. Assuming normal people run for office. I offhand only know of one, Sarah Palin, and she is considered by the people who VOTE for office to be the lowest life form on the planet. It ain't likely she'll ever get elected to anything ever again, she just ain't evil enough.

Blog Clearing

The picture above is to frighten the vermin that comes here in order to see what's going on and then report back to someone else or rat me out to someone or other or otherwise interfere with my annoying them. So I have decided to do a scheduled "clearing" of the area of bugs and slugs, much as "holy water" is supposed to chase off demons. Sarah Palin I have noticed has the same hysteria-producing effect. Expect to see her pop up here a lot therefore from now on for no apparent reason. There's actually a reason.

Political Email Insertion

Once in a while a political viral email comes to me that's a cut above. This is one of them. They are rare, I admit.

Dear Sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows
that I bought a cable t.v. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal
Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on
my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed
for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's
license, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid
customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off
the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms
that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name
is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if
that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've
had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you
ask me for my f----in' address.

What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal assholes working
there!

Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat,
for shitsakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach. And would
someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm
in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat,
believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another
f----in' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have
all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running
all over the f---in' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm
that it's really me on the damn picture - you know,the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
(bureaucratic f---in' morons) Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!

Signed - An Irate Citizen.
P.S.. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me?
Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 ........ I have served in the military for something
over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang.........However, I have to get
someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND
RAISED IN INDIA !

Sincerely,

You Sure In The Hell Should Know Who I Am......................And you want to run our health care?!?

Soft Porn Break

Sometimes you gotta forget about the nigger in chief and get real and have some fun. This is apparently what hot web-chicks do for fun. And I sure had fun watchin' her do it.

http://www.definebabe.com/video/3mm/alison-angel/

Heroin

If the nigger in chief would legalize heroin, the product made from opium poppies, and the sole industry of Afghanistan, the Taliban would lose all their funding because then Squibb and Merk, etc. would start marketing it, the product would be better, more uniform, less poisonous, there'd be no shootoouts in niggertowns and spickytowns and Afghanistan would become peaceful and become open to tourism and motorcross. However the nigger in chief, far from being a fucking genius like all the whites say he is, is just another stupid fucking politician in the Mob's pocket. So don't expect heroin to become legal very soon.

Food

Jimmy Dean makes DAMN good sausage.

Sign Of The Week

If that dago in Pennsylvania can put up signs so can I. And this one's hard to beat.

The Nigger In Command

I never see pictures of the Kenyan Citizen In Charge saluting the poor dumb white bastards that have to salute HIS worthless commie fucking ass. Niggers all over the world must be laughing their asses off at stupid Whitey voting this piece of shit as their executioner. I can't believe there's a member of the American military who hasn't just gone AWOL rather than serve under this monstrosity shitpile of Muslim-embracing menace. Here's the Emperor's latest power play: he has "declared" the swine flu as a national emergency meriting Marshall Law-like precautions and retaliations. We are all in grave danger now becase The Nigger has seen that swine flu is now our mortal enemy threatening our survival as a Nation. Actually the only thing threatening our survival as a Nation is Barak Obama. And nobody can see it. He is The Sun King. I fully expect him to show up at the edge of the sea, surrounded by reporters from the AP who will proclaim that he actually stopped the tides. And everyone will believe it. America is now solid faggot douchebag from coast to coast. I guess we have this marauding piece of shit faggot ruling over us because we deserve to have this marauding piece of shit faggot ruling over us. I can't believe the American Military salutes this
Nigger Castro. Nobody's fucking pension is that important. Do these military goons think that there is even going to BE an American military by the time his 4 years of REally Shitty Job Performance is up? By 2012 the Mexican Army will be able to defeat the America Army. Shit, the Mexican street gangs are already running roughshod over Texas and Arizona. IN TJ they're hanging the city officials naked by the neck from the overpasses. You think the Nigger in Chief has a problem with THIS? No. The swine flu is his enemy. He is mobilizing the entire US military and industrial complex against a virus. A virus the rest of the world has decided to ignore because compared to malaria, cholera, dysentery, yellow fever, aids, TB, and death-by-suicide bomber, swine flu is a fucking joke. Not to the Kenyan in chief. Nope. All eyes and gun barrels and freedom to leave the house must be focused on keeping the annual flu virus at bay. don't leave the hoiuse, folks. Stay inside. It's curfew time in a new and exciting way. Obama is protecting you from the common cold. Be sure and do what he says. Super School Teacher knows best.

The Future Of American Politics

Politics was created by niggers. Politics started in the jungle. The niggers learned it from the chimpanzees. I am not being "racist," there is a very unfamous but very insightful book called "Chimpanzee Politics," which ended up on all the markdown bins in America shortly after it was produced. In the same way that the book "The Manipulated Male" actually disappeared off the face of the earth after IT was produced. However Chimpanzee Politics never quite reached the radar screen that makes things disappear so it just sort of got buried. The history of civilization has been a progression of making nigger politics less and less dictatorial, or chieftain-like. Niggers had chiefs. Very simple arrangement, very primitive, very chimpanzee. The early civilizations, which were large villages had chiefs too, but since people were getting smarter than jungle mudhut niggers, the chiefs had to get a little creative to keep the fear and worship of the enlarging numbers of villagers. Making the chief a diety was how this was accomplished. If the chief is a diety then he has superpowers so don't talk bad about him, he will hear you through his super hearing and get pissed at you. Meanwhile China, walled-off as it was from the West, stayed stuck in its Chieftain mode until Mao. Mao changed the chief from "emperor" to "chairman," and replaced the royal garments with fatigues. That was Mao's basic contribution to Mankind: dumbing-down the uniform. The West meanwhile refined the chief idea to where there were lots of chiefs and sub chiefs and the people the chiefs ruled had some authority too if they went through the right legalistic channels, and all this was based, not on the chief but on the LAW. The law became the new chief. The law became a non physical diety, unlike the pharaoh or the king. Both of which were basically really well-dressed jungle chieftains. Lawyers were born. Lawyers were kind of "wise men" who "communicated" with the god of Law and brought back the Law's words of wisdom to the people the law ruled. Being able to communicate with the law directly they sort of became entities OUTSIDE the law. So countries now had rulers who had to work "within" the Law. Which is called politics. Advanced chimpanzee politics, of a sort. You had to go to school to learn the Law and then you would advise the kings. If the king is listening to your advice, basically YOU are the king, just not in the spotlight. Once in a while a superking, like Henry the 8th or Caesar would push the lawyers around but these Superchimps would die and the lawyers would rush in to fill the gap again, advising the weak kings, none of whom anyone ever heard of, and most of whom were simply born into the job and never bothered to become actual people. Which was fine with the lawyers. One day the USA was born. For 11 years there was no king, no law, no lawyers, no chief - just a nation of individuals doing whatever they wanted. Once this was brought to their attention the people freaked out and said "We need a chief!!" The people who successfully engineered the break from England said ok. They decided to create a government with Law as the chief again. Big step backward. Things were fine for 11 years, then a government was formed to restrict all this freedom. However it was created AS WEAK AS POSSIBLE, fair to say. But creating a weak government to rule is like creating a weak strain of cancer. The cancer will become stronger if not removed. That's the nature of cancer. So the Founding Fathers created a weak cancer. Eventually the cancer was in full control of everything and everyone. Meanwhile the niggers were kept out of the system. Not that niggers were needed in American Politics, things were deteriorating nicely without them. But eventually it was observed that niggers were not included into the political system. So a concerted effort was made to include them. Since all politics was FOUNDED by niggers, bringing them into the political system meant they were coming home! Niggers were not a part of Western Civilization. They were in the mud in Africa. America brought them here and put them into American Mud. Where they more or less fit in but uncomfortably because American mud had things in it African mud didnt: namely, Western Culture and artifacts. All of them new to the African nigger. At some point niggers were being run for office! And why not? Niggers INVENTED politics by stealing it from chimpanzees! They got the hang of things right away! It went to such an extreme that a nigger eventually became the chief of the - for 11 years - completely free Country. In other words, the nigger, now that he is involved in American Politics, and in fact has one in the Chietain chair right this moment, will eventually RUN American Politics and it will all collapse - and probably overnight - into a mud society again. With nigger chiefs in charge. Because politics is A Black Thing. They are the Master Politicians. They've been at it for a million years. In other words:" It's over Johnny. IT'S OVER!!

White Male Fashion

I have actually noticed white mens' clothing recently. I never pay attention usually. For the past 20 years or so white men have been basically following the nigger trends. Watchcaps on their heads in 120 degree weather. Shoelaces untied. Pants on backwards. Pants down at the knees with their underwear in plain view. You know: stupid-as-hell attire. What niggers wear, in other words. Then the niggers - because they now have more money than whites for a lot of reasons - the niggers are refining their idiot looks into some relatively normal white wear. Puffy Combs wears tuxedos. They drive Escalades and go to events with their shirts on. They basically dress like white men did in the 30's and 40's. With a sense of elegance. To some extent. This has thrown the white camp-follower man into a tizzy. Whitey can't afford that shit. Whitey has been trying to "live within the law" while the nigger has been living off drugs and making fortunes. Mr. Nigger learned capitalism, in other words. While Whitey devoted his time and efforts to , one - becoming perfect socialists, and two; feeling sorry for the niggers. Resulting in the niggers laughing at whitey all the way to the offshore bank. So whitey has come up with a new original idea to set himself apart from the nigger crowd. The white look for today is dungarees: a pullover sweater; and a shirt with buttons, underneath the sweater, and that is not tucked in. It looks idiotic as hell. It looks like how EYE used to dress when I was nine and was made to go somewhere. Eventually I would have the tucked-in shirt outside my pants but still under some other garment. But I was nine. I was a restless little boy and needed room to grow. But these adult white men are not nine. They are adults. Stupid adults. In other words, whitey is the new nigger. Whitey is now as dumb as niggers USED to be. And why is this? Because whitey has spent so much time and effort trying to BECOME niggered that he has finally actually accomplished it. The white man always accomplishes what he sets out to do. And sure enough, the white man is now stupid. And the niggers have pulled ahead. Good job, white boy; you wanted to give the world you created to the niggers and you suceeded. Maybe Sean John will hire some of you to clean his toilets. At least while he is still using toilets. Because this transition is just that. A transition. When it is complete, it's all going to collapse. The niggers will be back in the dirt and whitey will have to retreat to the North, back to the snow. So it can all start all over again a hundred thousand years from now.

Dallas Cops Ticketed Spics Who Spoke Mexican

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/DN-citations_23met.ART.State.Edition2.4bac015.html?nTar=OPUR
The cops in Dallas ticketed Mexicans for three years for speaking Mexican. Even though there's no law - for some stupid reason - against speaking Mexican. They'll likely all get fired instead of being given medals of valor for patriotism and creative law-and-ordering. Watch that nigger in Washingcoon get personally involved in this. Oh dear; we're making illegals uncomfortable instead of the entire history and purpose of the United States for them. Oh dear.

Woman Of The North's Mexican Barrier

I was talking to Woman of the North and we were discussing the Obamas. The nigger in chief and his wife. We got around to talking about blowjobs for some reason, and one of the other of us said that I wonder if they even fuck, and the other one said, or even if that bastard gets blowjobs from that horse and the other one said that would be kinda dangerous with the fucking razorwire teeth that bitch has, she pro'bly had them installed, that widescreen fence in her face, to keep dicks out, and Woman of the North said "They oughta use her teeth as the barricade design for the border, the mexicans would see that Very Large Array of flesh shredding bicuspids and think of Michelle Obama immediately and become frightened and run back into Juarez." I said Woman of the North?.....I just got a boner." She said BFD that's all you do. And then it got all sort of disorganized and unfocused as a conversation at that point. But mainly I just wanted to mention the fence design she came up with based on Mrs nigger in chief's dentures. I told her I would pass it on.

Muslim Baby With Magic Leg

Woman of the North sent me this picture of the Muslim baby with sandnigger lettering that appears on its leg. Woman of the Kitchen, the one who tells me to wear a different shirt, says it's dermatographia. Here's a wikipedia link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dermatographic_urticaria It goes without saying that the AP writer and editorial staff never heard of this, which is clearly what this sandnigger baby has. It's a condition where you run your finger down someone's skin and it then makes a red line that lasts a few minutes. People with compromised immune systems have it. I, however, am assuming that it is the voice of Allah the boy lover, and not skin-writing anomaly disease. The Muslim world thinks this too and are visiting the charlatan parents from all over - I think this particular sandnigger lives in Russia because his skin is pretty goddamn white, and those Bolsheviks are all pretty goddamn white - and no doubt are giving them money so that the magic leg will bring them presents. Some people, mostly relatives of non-Muslims who had kinfolk beheaded by Muslims for not converting, think the kid should be stabbed to death. I think it's leg should just be cut off and put in a glass case with cameras on it so that the continuing messages from Allah the boy fucker can be read and obeyed, or ignored, or edited, or done with whatever you do with words from Allah the boy fucker when he talks via a baby's leg. Meanwhile the kid can live a normal happy life. Sure it will only have one leg, but a lot of Muslim kids only have one leg.

Soupy Sales Died

Soupy Sales died today. One of those pictures up there is him.

Picture Of The Day

I stole this from some other blog. Pretty funny. We are so fucked.

The End Of Oprah

If Kelly Rippa and Stephanie Abrams ever got a chat-show together with the both of them just talking to each other, it would turn Aperah into an extinct fat Australopithecine lost in the tarpits of extinct niggerdom and would turn those Jew and nigger commies
on The View into sunken-faced, saggy-titted dustbags. Those two have more happy energy than a roomful of otters. I have just built the roadmap for the destruction of Aperah and The View. Who will be the wise Jew Bastard Network Executive to see it and steal it? Take it with my blessing, Jew Bastard, it will be worth it to me to see that pile of lezbo commie dried-ovaried elephants disappear. Thank you.

Let Us Pause A Moment To Laugh

Someone at Yahoo Answers asked the following question:


"If aliens were ever to arrive at our plant, should we hide all of the black people?

I wouldn’t want them causing trouble and embarrassing us as humans. I believe they would only make us look bad and like looking good. Racism aside, what do you really think?

It’s for my college essay."
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Dennis Ousley, who is the one who answers the questions on Yahoo that I put here, for once had nothing to say except the following:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

You gotta admit, that is one damn good goddamn question.

Our Fair Leader

The nigger in chief says a "coalition" government in Africanistan would be ok with him. That means a government of half scared shitless Muslims and half suicidal Muslims who hate the half scared shitless Muslims. Ok with the nigger. He would consider that "fair." He considers Fox News, though, "unfair." He has a PROBLEM with Fox News. No problem with Islamic fucks screwing up the whole planet, though. He's good with that. Some tv reporters calling him a menace, that's got him up nights and out on the stumping trail giving Black Power speeches against Americans. Muslims?.....they're ok. They're not the problem. We are. As niggers go he's even dumber than Normal Nigger Stupid.

"Unbiased" News. I Mean "News."

The nigger in chief is all chimpy and screeching and throwing bananas all over his cage about Fox News. He's upset because it's "unbiased." Unbiased to the nigger coon in chief means "worshipful of the nigger coon in chief." It shows you how stupid this dumbass moolie really is. The only thing ON the news is Washington politics. How can you be fucking "unbiased" about what that nigger and his faggot legions of Masonic boy-loving Muslim ass-reamers in Congress are doing? Who would not have an OPINION about all this mother fucking crap? That piece-of-shit nigger. Talk about nerve. He's gotta be half Jew. His nigger-fucking mom must have been a fucking Jewess, he's got so much lying gall. This is the same dumbass spade that called some cops in another town making a routine arrest "stupid" because they arrested his commie buddy nigger pal licker of boycock. Whoever started this "unbiased news reporting" bullshit was a pretty good salesman, everyone on earth has bought into it. It's not as though the news ever discusses science. You can be pretty unbiased when you say earth has one moon. It's hard to be unbiased about "Obama wants to socialize and bankrupt America." It kind of causes a fucking reaction in a normal person, ya know? Fuck that fucking nigger jugeared fencetoothed coon. I hope this ain't too biased for the fucker. I'd be up all night if I knew I upset that manass-sniffing jizz drinker porch monkey
piece of shit.

Important Announcement

I will now be referring to where the nigger in chief lives as Washingcoon, DC. Thank you. ".....and please excuse the interruption."_____Chick Lampbert

Congressional Healthcare Motherfuckers

The motherfucking Congress motherfuckers are at long last actually going to take a reluctant look at what is really causing atomic health care costs: malpractice lawsuits. This is gonna yank the heart and stomach-sperm right out of Obama and the Democraps.
The "trial lawyers" are ALREADY screaming and yelling foul. This is actually funny. That's how fucking desperate the Congress is to socialize medicine: they're even wiling to desocialize it if it helps socialize it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Talk about a fucked up bunch of fucking motherfucking asshole pieces of shit, Washington DC is the black hole these buttfucking faggots all run to. HAHAHAHAHA

Weather Channel Meltdown Continues

A few months ago when the losers at NBC bought the very successful Weather Channel, being pissed off at the Weather Channel for having more viewers than the shitty NBC channel, they began, once they owned it, to start destroying it so that it would lose viewers and thus NBC would have taken its vengeance, just like Scientology did when they bought the Cult Network, which exposed cults, and turned it into an actual cult network to promote Scientology, a religion dedicated to resisting and attempting to confound and undo the redemptive work of Jesus, since its (Scientology's) founder was a devoted Jesus Hater who proclaimed vehemently that Jesus never existed but is an implant put into human minds by someone or other on another planet in another time and who (Elron) claims that only he can free Mankind from evil spirits inhabiting us, whereas, in truth, only Jesus can do that, Elron in fact being in the business of INSTALLING demons into peoples' souls and making the ones already there more impervious to subjugation or removal. Boy have I ever gotten off the track or what??? Where the fuck was I THIS time???? Oh, yeah, the fucking Weather Channel. So NBC, in its ongoing effort to destroy what it could not create, is now going to start showing movies. MOvies everyone has seen a million times and which are going to be interrupted by millions of station breaks and ads and no one is going to sit through them to get back to the movie they've already seen whereas we all DO sit through the ads to get back to the weather. Which the Weather Channel is deleting from it's programming. It will now be NBC. The network that took Jay Leno off the 11:30 slot because he was losing viewers to Letterman and put him at the 10 oclock slot where he is now losing viewers to everyone.

Gratuitous Vulgarity

This is Angelica Black blowing one guy, jacking off two others and one guy just has his dick sitting on her shoulder and there ain't too much goin' on with him. I guess eventually she will do something with his cock, it ain't too likely she would be putting-up with his naked and bonered presence unless she had some intention of fiddling around with his pecker. This picture is here because some fucking WOMAN said this was a vulgar site. I disagreed but then went out of my way to make it so. Still, while the site is now vulgar it still isn't sick or psycho or deranged or inciting to riots, civil disobedience, kiddie porn, child abuse, or sadism or violations of the Ten Commandments, with the possible exceptions about the ones about fucking, coveting other peoples' wives, taking God's name in ways unrelated to prayer or glorification and...I think those are the only ones. Ok, thank you, fuck you, and nuke Islam. I guess that's another Commandment I run roughshod over, the one about killing. But then, what am I, the fucking Pope? I can't believe I'm only breaking less than 50% of the fucking Commandments, you want my opinion.

Time-Warner

Time-Warner cuts off the tails of all the national ads to insert the local who-gives-a-shit ads. Naturally the national buyers are too important to monitor Time-Warner. Time-Warner is Time Warner. They wouldn't fuck anyone. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Swine Flu Vanishes

All the government health fucks around the world have decided they are not going to monitor the "epidemic" any more. The reason they are giving is because - well actually you cannot really follow the reason because it's about ten reasons that make no sense. The REAL reason though is because this was a non-event from the beginning that some fuckhead decided that it needed to be used as a world-panic device. For some reason I can't imagine but I suspect that it had something to do with jacking off a 12 year old boy in a cellar in Washington somewhere. So the swine flu is "officially" so out out control that everyone is going to die from it anyway so what's the use of keeping track of it. The real reason, though, is because this flu barely exists and nobody really gives a shit about it.

Obama's Freaking Out Over Rising Fox News Popularity

Obama has his white niggers running around bellowing that Fox is "not a news organization. They are just touting a point of view." Well, that's what news organizations do. This "unbiased" shit is some sort of weird religion that people think is something real. How can you NOT have a point of view when all the "news" is politically created? There's no "news" that's not about one government or another or one government activity or another. The government IS the news. You're not supposed to have a fucking OPINION of the thing that's fucking you in the ass? Obama is fucking shitting his pants. His magic is gone because some white people are starting to realize that niggers are actually niggers and that that's what you call them and treat them as. At least until they quit being niggers. And I don't see THAT happening in this universe in this billion year period of it. Obama's a nigger and some white people are getting some balls. Sure, it's only 6 white people but that's five more than when the nigger in chief got elected. I call that progress. Real SHITTY progress, but still progress.

Viral Email

I get this email once a year. Might as well just put it here. Then I can read it whenever I want.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures . Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Goats

In Andover Mass. they're using goats to clear grass from overgrown areas. I guess that's the next step down from Mexicans. Yeah, America's heading in the right direction.

One Fucked Dude

Richard Heene - and this is what you might want to notate as a prophesy - is going to get fucked up the ass, down the throat, into his peehole, around the corner, and through the roof. He is the reetard to concocted the boy-in-the-balloon hoax. There are bureaucrat lawyers and representatives all over America putting their coniving heads together to ream this dumbass fuckhead so hard he splits in two. He has personally pissed off the FAA, the whole state of Colorado, passengers from all over the world who could not land at Denver while this stunt was unfolding, everyone with a television set who is going to most likely take the time for once to actually WRITE their congressmen and senators and city officials to fuck this guy hard because so many people were conned by this dumbass shit. There are also a few news organizations apparently who were also in on this and got all the excitement rolling with a fake story that they knew was fake. HAHA what's new.

This is Jessica Watson. She's sixteen. Kind of cute. She lives in Australia. Today she set off on an around the word cruise all by herself in a little pink sailboat. Take a good look at her. This is the last picture of her that will ever be taken, alive or dead, because at some point, somewhere on this globe of water, within the next few days, weeks, or months, she is going to disappear beneath the waves forever.

Bitchin'est Critter

Whatever that thing is up there, it is totally awesome. And I don't think I have used that word for anything on this blog before. Except maybe for Rita Gordon's tits, ass, and pussy and face. Yeah yeah i know i know, relax, she's right here.
http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/19955/

and here

http://girls.twistys.com/wk11gals/video/1/rita/movie/1.wmv

and here

http://girls.twistys.com/wk11gals/video/1/rita/?nats=tcfreexx:trial:twistys

Niggers Are The Missing Link, Claims Woman Of The North

The Woman od the North sent me this link - http://www.livescience.com/animals/091016-monkey-drumming.html - which is a link to the MISSING link, she says, which she claims is not missing at all, it's in Inglewood. In case you don't want to be bothered going there, it is an article detailing how monkeys and apes use drumming to communicate. It is an article that suggests monkeys and apes are naturally rhythmical. I already knew that monkeys and apes are natural thieves. I did not know they could rap and dance and drum. I do know that there are a lot of people who will use an article like this one to claim that monkeys and apes and niggers are the same. It is MY personal belief that monkeys and humans both evolved upward from niggers. Niggers are the common ancestors of all primates. But that's just me talking. I don't think anyone else on earth has every laid claim to this hypothesis. And I can't be bothered trying to actually prove it because humans voted a nigger into office, not the monkeys. So monkeys and apes could both be the advancing life form here on earth, leaving both humans and niggers far behind, from the looks of things.

Chinese Pussy Eater

Every once in a while I put something here just to be vulgar for the sake of vulgarity because some cunt criticized this blog for being vulgar. Which it wasn't. But now it is. Thanks to her. Women always ruin everything. Fags figured this out a long time ago.

Ousley Advises The Shortbus Riders

What is the most embarrassing thing thats ever happened to u?

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I accidentally had sex with my wife's sister twice.



My "friend" is getting married and hasn't invited me!?

My friend who I have known since school recently announced that she is getting married.
To be fair I don't see her as often as I used to. We do arrange to meet up on weekends etc but something always comes up so it never happens. (although she always has time for other friends as I can see that via facebook!)
Anyway she is getting married abroad and I noticed that a couple of weeks ago some mutual friends have posted on her facebook page that they have book plane tickets for the wedding.
I feel like they have all planned this behind my back and not invited me.
We all went out for a meal last weekend and the subject of her wedding came up, she quickly turned to me and added "oh I think it's just going to be a small wedding - just family"

I'm a bit hurt to be honest as she is being so two faced and sneaky. I wont bother contacting her from now on as clearly I am no longer a friend to her.

It's always been the same my whole life - I just get walked over and used by so called friends, but im far too polite to say anything so they think I either don't care or I don't matter.

Do you think I should say anything or just leave it?
What would you do?
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I think you should go to the wedding naked with a black dildo in your butt..I hope this helps you.
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Question about anal sex?

I was curious about anal sex and/or toys. I've never done it, but have heard it can be amazing. But I was wondering if it was even sanitary, considering where it is. (ahem :) ) Either way, has anyone ever done it? Is it as amazing as I've read? And how can you do it without hurting yourself and yet stay clean? I love to try new things, but wasn't sure if this would be crossing the line somehow. Any help or suggestions is appreciated. Thanks!
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Anal sex is the best. I have anal sex with my wife and she straps on a dildo and has anal sex with me.If you ask me anal sex is fun for the whole family.

Larry King

I just caught a glimpse of Larry King on The Soup. Holy shit, he looks like a dried cadaver in a European monastery. If he makes it through the week I'll be amazed.

Chia Pet In Chief

https://www.chiaobama.com/flare/next

If you go to the above link you can order a chia pet Obama for 19 bucks. There's a pre recorded ad that accompanies the visuals. I think they are serious. Well, you know, serious about making a fortune. It appears as though they are convinced that if people were stupid enough to actually ELECT that fucking nigger asshole commie muslim fuck then they are PROBABLY stupid enough to order an Obama-faced block of wood that erupts into a green nigger afro with minimal care. I mean with so many millions of idiot Americans why stop fucking with them just because it's not an election day?

Using The Blog As My Own Personal Email

I would like to apologize to the three men who read this blog for the picture above. I was trying to send it to a chick so she would get an idea of, ya know, my own idea of a nice pussy. I mean, I GUESS there's dudes who think - or at least try to convince themselves that they think - that every pussy is bitchin'. HAHA that AIN'T the case. But some actually are. And the one on the piece of ass above is one of these. I know this is supposed to be an Obama-Bashing venue. But you know something?....some things are even more important than calling Obama a stupid fucking nigger. And this particular twat is one of them. Thank you for your patience and understanding. Oh, and also, pictures like the one above tend to keep the fags and the Pray To Jesus Or Burn In Hell fuckheads away. Unfortunately it attracts commie dykes. But what the fuck, at least they never make comments here, so who gives a shit, they can come here and look at hot twat if they like, I gut no problem with that. I'm practically a dyke m'self. Except for the commie part. That pussy-lickin' part though, I'm pretty much a big practitioner. If they look like the one above at least. Some o' them though: whew. I guess that's why God created tequila and limes. Thank you Jesus!! Oh, God also created that pussy above. All that Allah fucker ever created was saliva-lipped boy-hosers. Anyway she couldn't open the picture so I put it here for her because I might be a lot of things but an inconsiderate asshole is not one of them.

The Nigger God

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/10/15/little-boy-asks-barack-obama-why-do-people-hate-you/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politicsdaily.com%2F2009%2F10%2F15%2Flittle-boy-asks-barack-obama-why-do-people-hate-you%2F

Above is a link to an article in some shitrag called The Capitolist - not to be confused with capitalist....that "o" makes a TON o' difference - by some whore named Patricia Murphy. There's a picture of the nigger in chief talking to a youngling from the
twig-nest where the troop of primates that the youngling was whelped from came from, and the little nigger lad named Tyrelldimundolo Boomba said to the nigger in chief Why do people hate you? God loves all of us why cant we be like God? The nigger in chief laughed good naturedly at this innocent tyke who had been prepared by the adult niggers to ask this question and the nigger in chief assured the little apeboy that not everyone hated the nigger in chief and that the government would fix his life and make everything ok. Jesus Christ, talk about plays from Lucifer's Playbook, this one is classic. Naturally all the nigger monkeys and the growing hordes of white monkeys who want to be nigger monkeys were thrilled by this entire demonic spectacle.

Making My Life Worthwhile

I'm livin' for the day when one of those Marines or AF One pilots kicks that fucking nigger in chief in the balls instead of saluting that fucking piece of shit when he comes loping on all fours down the steps. The nigger has a real pained expression on his face when he has to salute the military but i think it's because he was told to use his hand. I think if he brought one of his feet up to his forehead, as would probably be more comfortable to his orangutan nature, that he would find the task to be a lot easier. This would leave his two hands free to scratch and pick ticks off his hide.

Prize-Winning Nigger

The nigger in chief won the Nobel Peace Prize. Nobel was the guy that invented dynamite. The story we are supposed to believe is that he created the Nobel Prizes so that knowledge and brotherly love could be encouraged. Apparently - we are supposed to believe - Nobel was so fucking sad about his billion dollar invention that he had to make amends to mankind. So he created a panel that - apparently now - devotes its time to rewarding those who make the continued use of dynamite for military purposes likely. Or in other words, the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Muslim sympathizers. So naturally the nigger in chief was at the top of their list this year.