Thursday, October 29, 2009

Coyote Attack

Some singer woman was killed by coyotes in Canada. In a national park of course, the most dangerous places on earth: government-run amusement parks where you go to die a thousand different ways. She went for a walk. Coyotes attacked and killed her. Coyotes are different critters than they were a hundred years ago. They are now in-city predators, kind of like Central American illegals. They roam the suburbs and kill dogs and cats and then take the prey to their dens beneath the conventional foundations of the houses built before the 70's. One ran right in front of me recently in the middle of the night in the middle of a neighborhood. It had a full grown dead cat in its jaws and deftly avoided being hit by a car as it galloped across a fast street and disappeared into the neighborhood. It did not look like a normal coyote. It was taller and leaner and less feral. It was like a pet, a new species of dog that was comfortable around humans. Probably because it was preparing to make human children its new prey when the cats were depleted. But it appears I am underestimating the things. They are starting-right-in on adults. If the screams of the attacked and now dead woman had not been heard by Park "security" - HAHAHAHAHA she would have been chewed into sections, dragged off, and eaten by the pack. Oh: that's another thing. Coyotes USED to be solitary, or paired-with-a-mate hunters. Now they are packing up. Like wolves. Wolves that are smart. Wolves that live in human neighborhoods. The new, evolved Supercoyote. The Sierra Club is probably pretty excited about it, if I know the Sierra Club.

1 Comments:

At October 30, 2009 at 12:53 AM , Blogger nobody said...

I can't remember all the women I've dragged off, and eaten. ahh thank you.

 

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