Prize-Winning Nigger

The nigger in chief won the Nobel Peace Prize. Nobel was the guy that invented dynamite. The story we are supposed to believe is that he created the Nobel Prizes so that knowledge and brotherly love could be encouraged. Apparently - we are supposed to believe - Nobel was so fucking sad about his billion dollar invention that he had to make amends to mankind. So he created a panel that - apparently now - devotes its time to rewarding those who make the continued use of dynamite for military purposes likely. Or in other words, the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Muslim sympathizers. So naturally the nigger in chief was at the top of their list this year.