The Congressional Sauna

I notice there are never any news stories about the Congressional Sauna. That ain't what it's called, of course, it doesn't really have a name. If it did have a name The Gay Bathhouse would probably be good enough. All these geezered old Senators and goofy middle aged Congressmen sit in there in their towels and they talk about how great it is to be ruling over people and being held in austere reverence by the idiot population and they figure that any of their whims is perfectly legitimate, and they all just jack each other off in there and suck each others' dicks and it's no big thing. It's just what they do. And it's not considered gay because they are above the normal definitions of things. They are United States mini emperors. It's like ancient Greece and Rome in Washington. Our government is a kind of haphazard copy of theirs. And that's what they did. And it was considered normal. And that's what the Congress does. They hang out at the Congressional Sauna and jack each other off and make oral love with each other. And why not? it's comfy and cozy in there. But God help you if you're caught with a female in there. Holy shit, you are through as an elected representative of the gay American Public.