Clooney The Creep Invited to The White Hut

George Clooney just decended solidly into the Gay Slot with the announcement that him and Aperah were the first stars to visit The Great Bundolo and his wife Moompatoomba. That fucker always did give me the creeps and now I know why. It's a pretty good bet that creepy crawler is gonna run for some office and based on the IQ of the voting public I am pretty sure he'll win by a landslide. He is George Clooney after all and everyone would rather be fucked in the ass by a good lookin' dude than something that looks like Andy Warhol. I know I would. And I will be. Once he's elected.