Swine Flu Vanishes

All the government health fucks around the world have decided they are not going to monitor the "epidemic" any more. The reason they are giving is because - well actually you cannot really follow the reason because it's about ten reasons that make no sense. The REAL reason though is because this was a non-event from the beginning that some fuckhead decided that it needed to be used as a world-panic device. For some reason I can't imagine but I suspect that it had something to do with jacking off a 12 year old boy in a cellar in Washington somewhere. So the swine flu is "officially" so out out control that everyone is going to die from it anyway so what's the use of keeping track of it. The real reason, though, is because this flu barely exists and nobody really gives a shit about it.