Dennis' Halloween Adventure

Dennis asked me my opinion of his halloween idea. He wants to dress as Jesus carrying a cross. I said that's pretty good, Jesus scares more shit out of more people than Satan does. He then said maybe he would go as Obama and just take all the kids' candy. I said it would be closer to fact to take all the candy from the white kids and give it to the nigger kids. He thought that was a good idea. We both have lots of good ideas about anything, if you ever need any ideas. And we work cheap. We'll be happy to settle for fucking your daughters or your wife or even your mom. If you have a broodmare that has never foaled and still has a fairly tidy-looking horsepussy we'll fuck that too. Well, one of us will, after a flip of a coin. We won't doublefuck a horse. That would be nuts. We will doublefuck your ol lady though. And your high school daughter. and her cheerleader friends. and your wife. no, you can't watch, creep.