Another Halloween With The Children

We went to the mall again this Halloween. The security guys warned me not to be fucking with the toddlers. I guess if they weren't stupid they wouldn't be security guys at a mall. I don't fuck with the toddlers. I fuck with their property. One kid actually had an entire one pound box of See's candy. For a while. For the time it took for me to take it from the little prick. I said to 'im "What, you on a date? This is candy for getting laid. You know what that is? Creep? You know what getting laid is?" Needless to say he didn't. He was about 5. Five years old and he has his own entire pound of See's candy? Not on my watch. His dumbass mom gets all protective. Like she's gonna be able to rescue his candy and show him right then and there that justice prevails and that a child has nothing to fear or be anxious about when one or more of his loving parents are around. Needless to say it didn't work out that way. She had no sooner got within fist range but she was down on the ground huddled into a ball and trying with both hands - and if she had been an octopus she would have needed all eight - to keep the blood from pouring from her nose. Kid was beside himself with freaking out. Welcome to life little fucker.