The Islamic Emblem

This is how stupid Muslims are. Even though everyone says they gave us "numbers." Which they didn't. Muslim "achievements" are just as big of a lie as the lies of "Black achievements" and the "Russian inventions" that the Russians were proclaiming in the 50's. It's all just horse shit that nobody has the fucking balls to laugh at and ridicule. Where was I. Oh, yeah, how stupid the fucking Allah-Lickers are: their "symbol" is a version of the moon and star shown above. It has never occured to the idiot Muslims that the stars are never in front of the moon, and are even less likely to be visible when the eclipsed, and/or darkened portion of the moon is in front of the stars. But to Muslims the crecent moon is the entire moon. To the Muslims there is just empty space surrounding the crescent. So you could see a star in the "missing" portion in theory. Because to the Muslims the "missing" portion IS ACTUALLY MISSING. This is the enemy we fear. We fear hysterical, panic-stricken, suicidal idiots.

Explaining The Obama "Muslim" Thing

The question still arises, "Is Obama REALLY a Muslim?" It's a good thing I decided to blog, 7 months ago, otherwise none of the important questions would ever get resolved. Obama is really a Muslim, but he's a particular kind of Muslim: he is a "Black Muslim" brand of Muslim. The Black Muslims started here in the good ol' USA in the 60's. In the 60's the Communists were very upset with the half hearted attempt to fight Communism in Viet Nam. They wanted No Attempt to be made. But the American government in Niggerton DC usually prefers Half-Hearted attempts at doing things and so made a half-hearted attempt to "fight" Communism in VietNam. But not in China or Russia or Cambodia or Laos or Indonesia or the Middle East. Eventually everyone became exhausted by this war that seemed to go nowhere, and Nixon - who all the Communists hated - stopped it. You would think the Communists would have liked him for that, huh. They didn't. Because most Communists are Jews and Jews are very ungrateful and exasperating. Meanwhile in the midst of all this perceived turmoil the niggers, who the Communists targeted for recruitment because Communists always target the stupidest element of society to inspire into rioting, the niggers decided to take Communism to a new level by becoming MUSLIM Communists. Somewhere along the line the Marxists recognized that Marxism and Islam were absolutely identical. They even have similar flags. I have taken the liberty of installing the Islamic symbol and the Communist symbol onto two American flags since that seems to be where they are heading anyway, and you can see that the similarities are WAY too apparent to be coincidental. So anyway the more industrious looters of the nigger tribes decided that by combining Islam, Marxism AND niggerness into one big ugly ball they could terrify Americans into fear and submission just by walking around in camo's and being all hostile. Obama is one of these militant American niggers. The worst of the worst of the whole Muslim fucked-up universe. I mean, the Black Muslims make the sandnigger Muslims of Pakistan and Palestine and Syria look like Opie.

An Email I Got

this is an email i got from a bike builder:


I was at Blockbusters on Saturday renting videos, and I was going along
the wall and there was a video called "Obama". I told the men next to me that
I wouldn't waste my time. We st art ed talking about Obama.

These guys were Arabs, and I asked them why they thought Michele Obama
headed home following her visit in France instead of traveling on to
Saudi Arabia and Turkey with her husband.
They said she couldn't go to Saudi Arabia , Turkey or Iraq .

I said "Laura Bush went to Saudi Arabia , Turkey and Dubai ."
They answered, "Obama is a Muslim, and by Muslim law, he would not be
allowed to bring his wife into the countries that accept Shari Law."

Just thought it was interesting that the Arabs at Blockbuster's accept
the
idea that we're being led by a Muslim who follows the Islamic creed. They
also said that's the reason he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia .
It was a signal to the Muslim world.

Just thought you would like to know. Odd, I thought HE SAID he was a
Christian.

Now he wouldn't lie to us, would he?

Catholics vs. Protestants

It ain't all Obama bashing here, sometimes I take a break from that fucker and have an intermission where I explain the inexplicable. Protestants and Catholics hate each other, just like Sunnis and Shiites hate each other. Sunnis and Shiites are both Muslims but one group thinks the other group is the "wrong" kind of Muslim and therefore needs to be killed by the other kind of Muslim. It is exactly the same with Catholics and Protestants. The main argument between the two groups is, the Catholics believe that you have to work your way to heaven, which is a non existent place you go to when you are dead. The Catholics have obviously never seen a corpse otherwise they might wonder about the factuality of this "where you go after you are dead" business. You pretty much quit going places when you are dead. You will NEVER convince a Catholic of this, no matter how smart he is, no matter how stupid he is. The Protestants believe that you don't have to do anything to get to, ya know, the more favorable of the two locations of the Next Life, that Jesus did all the work for you. But you do have to "BELIEVE ON HIM" in order for the, ya know, train ticket to get punched by the conductor. In other words, you still have to work your way into heaven, TO SOME EXTENT, but only in this one aspect. Oh, and a lot of Protestant sects add a few other obligations that seem to vary in amounts from sect to sect. So basically there is no difference between Protestants and Catholics when you remove the skins of both species and examine the muscles and bones there on the laboratory slab and under a bright light. The Catholics also elevate Jesus' Jew mom to a position equal to, if not surpassing, Jesus himself. That, basically, it's a two-man operation, this afterlife stuff, and Mary did as much as Jesus did in whatever it was Jesus actually did. Protestants fume actual fire out their nostrils at this notion. They are like Muslims when you tell a Muslim that Christians believe Jesus is the Diety. They go into a fury and yearn to kill and kill again, starting with the adults and ending with the children and pets. Catholics ALSO believe "the church" is just as powerful as God Almighty. Maybe even more so if it comes to a showdown. Protestants have a very tough time with this too. And that whole Jesus Is Inside Bread Wafers thing. I do have to say Protestants detest Catholics a whopping lot more than Catholics detest Protestants. Most Catholics don't even know what Protestants are, exactly. To Catholics Protestants are kind of like Mormons or Jovies, just some other sort of semi-Christian religion that has churches with crosses without a body on them.

Obama Demonstrates Bowing Exercise To White Man

Before Obama met the King of Saudi Arabia he had to practice bowing, since this was how he intended to greet the head of his Muslim faith. "Since my dog had only recently taught me how to stand upright, you can imagine my dismay at learning I would be greeting my King. I knew I would have to bow." As he demonstrated to an eager-to-learn white sycophant, he went on, "What I did was to grab the side of whatever this thing is - a couch I think it's called in the white world: we just call them lawn chairs, or hiding places for guns when the cops break in - I grabbed the side of this thing and pulled myself downward over and over until I could do it without totally reverting back to my natural four-footed stance." The white man is seen making a feeble effort to emulate his idol. He eventually was able to bow as well as President Hussein. "I find that acting like a nigger is actually pretty easy. In fact I think white people are better at being niggers than niggers are," he said. "But then we're better at everything than niggers are," he said, laughing heartily. He later apologized to Obama for that remark and crawled around on his stomach for twenty minutes while singing Old Man River.

Obama Momentarily Forgets That He Thinks He's White

In a grievous faux pas President Hussein responded instinctively to an unidentified white man ordering him to fix his tie. "Yassuh, massa," Obama blurted, hopping-to and behaving according to his true breeding and instincts. "You be lookin' juffs fine fo' whenz yu meets de Prezeedent." Everyone in the backround laughed and said "You go, nigger!" and Obama responded with an impromptu tap dance for which he received 73 cents in tossed coins by an appreciative audience. "Did I fuck up?" he later quietly asked a Jew reporter for Time Magazine. "Don't worry, we'll spin it so that you look humble and Christlike." I, however, have chosen to spin it differently.

Obama Dog Continues Training Sessions Of It's Owner

Here we see the Obama dog teaching the nigger in chief to run, having successfully taught Hussein to stand upright. The nigger in chief expressed delight. "It used to be when I stole a tv I would swing through the trees to escape, but now, thanks to this great dog I can run down the streets like my fellow niggers. I can't wait for the next nigger riot, I should do pretty well for myself, there's tv's all over the White House, and they are all unattended."

Obama Dog Attempts To Teach President Hussein A Trick

Here we se the Obama hound attempting to train President Hussein to stand up on two legs, rather than drag his knuckles on the ground as is his custom. "I got this dog because he is black and white like me, and because, unlike me, he has an IQ." Obama fell over the first few times at attempting bipedal travel but eventually was able to stride forward in crouched, wide-legged steps with his arms up in the air over his head for balance and while screeching in excitement. The dog rewarded Obama with a banana.

Obama Attempts Jesus Stunt

In an attempt to prove himself divine President Hussein tried to imprint an image of his face onto a cloth, as Jesus did with Veronica's veil. His nigger towel-boy stands ready with a second towel if the first attempt failed. Which it did. All he left on it was
stench. Obama says the nigger man-servant's name isn't really Rochester, he just calls him that to be funny. Rochester used to station himself in the main White House bathroom for dignitaries but soon discovered that Obama pisses wherever he is at the moment and now just follows him around, ready to clean up the mess. "He is one primitive coon," Rochester said, shaking his head in disgust.

Bill Clinton Checks-Out President Hussein's Bitch

Bill Clinton is seen here giving the once-over to Obama's she-nigger. The conversation with the white man next to him went as follows: "Well, I don't know if even I would fuck that cunt, she's a bit high-waisted." "That's just her belt, Bill." "Well, ya know, that pelvis o' hers is wide enough to show IMAX movies on, and while I do like nigger women and girls, she is even uglier than Hillary, and I sure don't fuck Hillary. And lookit them teeth. She looks Like Francis The Mule eating peanut butter." "Would you consider squirting jizz on her clothing, Bill?" "Maybe with your dick." They both laughed at this.

Praying For Our Servicemen

I get about fifteen billion right-wing mass emails a day telling me to "pray for our servicemen," but I never get any prayer along with them to recite. I am starting to think it COULD BE that there actually IS no "prayer for our servicemen" that has ever been composed. This might explain why I keep getting these requests, cause the prayer just ain't bein' sent skyward. Well, my Conservative Boneheads, I guess it's up to me to provide you with your prayer. Then maybe once the prayer starts going to God I can be let out of the loop and the fucking emails will stop. So here is a Prayer For Our Servicemen. OH MOST POWERFUL GOD OF ISRAEL WHO US CHRISTIANS HAVE ADOPTED BECAUSE THE JEWS KILLED YOU BUT YOU TOTALLY FUCKED WITH THEIR HEADS BY RISING AGAIN; WE ASK YOU TO GUIDE THE BULLETS OF THE AMERICAN SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN WHEN THEY AIM THEIR WEAPONS AT THE MUSLIMS WHO HAVE TAKEN YOUR BIBLE AND REWRITTEN IT, LIKE A THIRD GRADER MIGHT REWRITE SHAKESPEARE, AND TURNED IT INTO A FUCKING MESS OF DISJOINTED EDICTS ABOUT WHAT AN UNKNOWABLE PRICK YOU ARE, AND HAVE DECLARED JESUS JUST ANOTHER SANDNIGGER, AND WHO HAVE DECLARED CHRISTIANS, THE PEOPLE WHO PICKED UP THE BATON THAT THE JEWS DROPPED, TO BE BLASPHEMERS DESERVING OF DEATH, AND SEND THESE BULLETS OF OUR SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN INTO THE HEADS, HEARTS, LUNGS, ASSES, AND GONADS OF THE MUSLIMS IN THEIR CROSSHAIRS. TURN THEIR ANXIOUS AND FEARFUL AMERICAN HEARTS INTO CRAZED AND INTENSE MACHINES OF UNERRING SLAUGHTER AND RELENTLESS ANNIHILATION AGAINST THE ISLAMIC SANDNIGGER FOE. MAKE THEIR DREAMS AT NIGHT DREAMS OF DEATH, DEALT WITH RELENTLESS PERFECTION AND ENTHUSIASM
AGAINST THE STINKY, ALLAH-DOUCHING OPPONENT. THIS ALLAH FUCKER IS NOT YOU, AND FRANKLY I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED THAT YOU PUT UP WITH THIS FUCKING INTERLOPER STEALING YOUR THUNDER. I KNOW THAT YOU COULD HANDLE THE ENTIRE MUSLIM ONE-BILLION-STRONG FOE PERSONALLY, BUT I NOTICE THAT YOU ARE TAKING A SIESTA ON THE MATTER. BUT BEFORE YOU NOD-OFF COMPLETELY, PLEASE NOTICE THAT A HELL OF A LOT OF AMERICANS ARE TRYING TO GET THE JOB DONE IN YOUR PLACE. I PRAY THAT YOU WILL AT LEAST MAKE AN EFFORT TO MAKE THEIR JOBS A LITTLE EASIER BY, IF NOT JOINING IN THE BATTLE YOURSELF, INSTILLING IN OUR SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN A LUST FOR MUSLIM DEATH AND A
TALENT AND ENTHUSIASM FOR BLASTING THEIR ISLAMIC SMELLY BODIES INTO HIGH SPEED, OUTWARDLY FLYING RED SPRAY.
IGNITE IN THEIR SPINAL COLUMNS THE THRILL OF THE HUMAN HUNT SO THAT THEY EAT AND DRINK AND SLEEP AN ENDLESS RELENTLESS
URGE TO FIND AND THEN KILL THEIR KORAN-HUMPING PREY. HONE THEIR EYE AND STEADY THEIR TRIGGER FINGERS AND FILL THEIR HEARTS WITH THE THRILL AND SATISFACTION OF THE SUCCESSFUL PULVERIZATION OF THE ENEMY: THE ENEMY OF THEMSELVES, THE ENEMY OF ME, THE ENEMY OF YOU, AND THE ENEMY OF PROBABLY EVEN THE TELETUBBIES: THAT ENEMY BEING ISLAM, ALLAH, MOHAMMED, MUSLIMS, THE KORAN, AND THE SANDNIGGERS' REALLY SHITTY HEADGEAR, BODY ODOR,
STUPIDITY, AND WORTHLESSNESS AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN TARGETS. AMEN.

Obama Sees Play

The nigger in chief took his she-mate to a play on Broadway to get back in touch with their nigger roots. The play was "Joe Turner's Come And Gone" by August Wilson and is, of course, a nigger play about nigger "struggles." But this is not racist. This is a legitimate expression of the ongoing fight against the white race. Niggers cannot be racists. Niggers only struggle against racism
by declaring the black race victims. White people accept this as non racist. Only white people can be racists. In the picture the nigger in chief is seen escorting his girder-thighed, horse-pelvised barn-dweller from the White-invented helicopter on his way to see an uplifting play about slum-dwellers struggling to dupe white people into thinking they deserve to be supported from the cradle to the grave by white taxes. Whether any of this civilized treatment of his mate got him laid that night is unlikely, since they both prefer gay sex to fucking each other. And who could blame either one of them for that.

The Final Step Down In Bad Taste

This is the answer that Dennis Ousley provided for an answer forum. This is a new low-water mark for bad taste. This makes a mockery of humor and turns it into a pig trough of ill manners and rampaging ignorance. This is so foul and inexcusable that we are all tainted by this. I almost don't want to display it. Fuck it. Here it is anyway:



Should Private Green have received the Death Penalty for raping the 14-year-old Iraqi,shooting her in the face?

, and then setting her on fire? After killing her 2-year-old sister and her mother and father (so as to leave no witnesses)?

Well?

All the pro-Death Penalty people?

Should this piece of filth have received the Death Penalty?
11 hours ago
- 1 week left to answer.

I always thought they shot it on their backs.

1 hour ago
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1 Rating: Bad Answer
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Apparently I'm Not Alone

http://niggermania.com/tom/niggerarguments/niggerargumentstext.htm

The above site is a pretty good and thorough course in true Black "History."

More Anti-American Sentiment From White Americans

it's here:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,522718,00.html

The above link details a Marine who put Marine decals on his car and was threatened by his Homeowners Association - I ain't never heard of a normal homeowners association yet - with fines etc. if he didn't remove the offensive displays of his United States affiliation. He was upsetting the white cowards who were afraid of - I guess - Islamic, nigger, and Mexican outrage.

The Nigger In Chief's Grampa

The above picture is the Nigger in Chief's grandfather. Can you believe that? The News Jews are making a big deal outa this guy. So that white people will make an effort to overlook the fact that this guy's grandson is a fucking Muslim white-hating Marxist revolutionary Black Power advocating nigger. You will NEVER see a major media news article about the Nigger in Chief's nigger grandfather. Because THAT guy spent his life sitting naked in the dirt, probably eating human heads. You will ONLY see stories about his WHITE ancestors. If you can still call them white based on the actions of Obama's mother. I think if your mother or daughter fucks a nigger and breeds that that automatically niggerizes all the white ancestors too. I think. I'm not sure. I never really thought about it until I saw the picture of the Nigger in Chief's white grandfather. I think Obama's birth makes the white ancestors niggers too. I'm pretty sure. Don't you just wonder what this dude would have to say about his descendants - and one in particular - if he came back for an interview? Holy shit! "Hey, my grandson's President? That's Fantastic!! umm: what???? and he's a nigger???? Holy fuck! I gut a nigger for a grandson!!! Let me go back to the world of the dead!!" HAHAHAHA - he'd forget all about that his grandson was President once he heard he was also a nigger. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You would think that at some point the niggers would get a little riled that the News Jews are never gonna discuss Obama's nigger ancestors, since they are so damned proud of their African "history" - a history which had absolutely no effect on history. The history of niggers AS NIGGERS is about the same as the history of lions: sleeping, fucking, chasing prey. Century after century. Running through the grass, chasing jackles off dead zebras and leaping onto the carcass with flailing arms and legs, like chimps discovering an apple bucket, doing this for thousand and thousands of years. Black history in a bottle for ya. Don't take long to learn, does it. In college they drag this course in Black History out for 8 years! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fuckin' niggers. Ya gotta love 'em.

Texas Nigger

Here's the story:


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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,522659,00.html

Some nigger cunt in Texas got all Islamic because some woman put up an American flag in her own office for Memorial Day.
A buddy sent me the link saying that, shit, there's nigger everywhere, we're fucking surrounded by the fuckers. I reminded him that the nigger didn't make the woman take down the flag. The white staff of the hospital did. Our problem ain't niggers, niggers and Jews are always gonna complain about something, just like a dog is always gonna sniff it's own turd. It's in the nature of things. It's the white people who are the problem, they're scared shitless of these helpless, welfare-sucking, grant-demanding, subsidy-whoring troublemakers. Whitey and his concerns about "what people will think" are the problem. The niggers are acting the way they are supposed to be acting. But the white people ain't. What people do these white people think are gonna think ill of them for having some balls?...the niggers and the Jews? They're gonna raise holy hell whether you fuck with them or whether you enslave yourself to them. They're like rocks. They never change. Unless you crush them into sand. But even then they stay grainy. Do they think other white people are gonna be upset? Then they need to convert these idiots. Not obey them.

Dec. 7, 1941 vs Sept.11, 2001

After Dec. 7, 1941, the American government came to the conclusion that America had been attacked. Japanese planes, piloted by Japanese men, shot bullets into and dropped bombs on, American warships parked in a harbor, 3000 miles away from the American mainland, and killed about 2,000 American citizens. The American government made a great effort to let the American people know that their government was hostile to this action of the Japanese government and authorized patriotic propaganda to reassure Americans that their own hostility toward the Japanese government was highly approved of by the American government and that fostering an attitude of warlike response was totally appropriate and that the American government and the American citizens were agreed: it was clobberin' time. No such poster, such as is seen above, was authorized or encouraged by the American government after America was attacked by the Islamic religion on Sept. 11, 2001, in which 3,000 American citizens were killed after Islamic soldiers flew hijacked American planes - since they had none of their own - into the two greatest structures on earth, on the soil of the American mainland. In fact the American government actually discouraged any harboring of animosity toward Islam and Muslims - men, women and children, who are the soldiers of Islam - and immediately declared that the enemy was "terror." Which apparently also included American terror of Islam. No posters declaring America's determination to enact revenge on Islam were ever produced, and in fact, posters declaring Islam the enemy were liable in courts of law under the slander and hate crime statues. In this latter attack the American government bent over backwards to reassure Islamists that we would seek not revenge but understanding. Which is why, as you look at the tattered American flag in the painting above, get a good picture of it: our current President is steering a course to replace that flag with the flag of Islam over America, in the interests of goodwill, in the interests of self-examination of America's own responsibility for the attack, and in America's earnest need to beg forgiveness from Islam for provoking them by existing as a Christian nation. It is only a matter of time before Walmart will be selling burkhas and robes and the Koran for the upcoming generation of American converts to Islam in the interests of peace and understanding. Rush Limbaugh, Walmart's biggest booster, will probably volunteer to wear one of the outfits in an ad campaign, and maybe even crush out his cigar on the forehead of a crucifix of Jesus out of respect for Islamic law.

Fear Of The New Nigger

There is not a white man in Niggerton DC with the balls to stand up to that nigger who is busier tearing down America than ten monkeys in a grocery store tearing down the coconut display. White people have been conditioned for the past 50 years for this moment. They have slowly been indoctrinated with the idea that criticism of a nigger for being an idiot is the same as criticism of a nigger for being a nigger. But they ain't the same. And now there is nobody left alive - except for the niggers of course - who can make this distinction. So the nigger in Washington runs amok and no white man can stop him because white people are all so-a-scair'd of being "labeled." There was a time when white Americans loved being labeled as assholes. "Yankee Doodle" actually means masturbator. The British called us jackoffs and we made songs out of it. "Yeah, we're jackoffs, in fact, here's a song about it, I'll sing it for ya!!" That's when Americans ruled the world, and everyone else, -the Muslims in Persia and the fags in Europe and the chinks in China - just put up with it. That ain't the way it is no more. Someone calls a white American a racist and he goes all paranoid and scared and runs away and then apologizes from his hiding place under the porch. That Marine in the picture looks like he wants to beat the shit outa that moolie, don't 'e? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

My Favorite Being

http://www.youtube.com/user/goldinferno?blend=5&ob=4

Most Unimportant Crime In History And The Biggest Law-Enforcement Outrage At It

From Wikipedia

In the early 1990s, Mike Diana began producing the adult comic book Boiled Angel. This amateur comic contained graphic depictions of a variety of taboo and gory subjects, and it was distributed to only a handful of retailers. In 1991, while investigating a Florida murder case, a police officer discovered an issue of Boiled Angel and, desperate for clues, contacted Diana, informed him he was a suspect, and requested a blood sample. The real killer was soon apprehended, and Diana was not pursued. The officer in question, however, collected additional issues of Boiled Angel and sent them to the State’s Attorney’s office where they went on file. Two years later, the Assistant State's Attorney, Stuart Baggish, came across the books and sent Diana a certified letter that said he was being charged with three counts of obscenity pursuant to Florida Statute § 847.011(1): one for publishing the material, one for distributing it, and one for advertising it. At this point, Diana contacted the non-profit First Amendment organization the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, which provided him, free of cost, with the services of several prominent defense attorneys and expert witnesses.
Diana was employed as an elementary school janitor at the time of his first notoriety. He had used the school's copier to reproduce some of his comic books representing crude, graphic drawings of sexual molestation and limb severing. Some of the material was allegedly left there, and Diana was fired.
After a brief trial, Diana was found guilty on all three counts. Diana was sentenced to a three-year probation, during which time his residence was subject to inspection to determine if he was in possession of or was creating obscene material. He was to avoid all contact with children under 18, undergo psychological testing, enroll in a journalistic ethics course, pay a $3,000 fine, and perform 1,248 hours of community service. He was not sentenced to any jail time, and in the end only spent four days in jail between the dates of the verdict and the sentencing. The United States Supreme Court denied Diana's petition for a writ of certiorari.[1]
To fulfill the requirement of undergoing a psychiatric evaluation, Diana was informed that the doctor whom he would see charged $100 an hour, which he would have to pay for himself, and that his evaluation would take two hours. After the evaluation, Diana was informed the session would cost $1,200 because the doctor claimed to have spent 10 hours reading Boiled Angel in preparation. Out of funds, Diana was unable to pay, and the doctor refused to give her evaluation to the court, effectively making him in violation of his probation.
Mike Diana was published and represented by Shane Bugbee and Michael Hunt Publishing from 1993 until 2000, when MHP closed their doors after the semi-successful, swan song, "The Angry White Male Tour" of the West Coast, from Seattle to Austin, Texas. It was featured in numerous magazines and newspapers.
Mike Diana's legal ordeal inspired a play, dramatized by David Johnston, titled Busted Jesus Comix. The play borrows many particulars from the legal case and punishments meted out to Mike Diana, while the character of the comic artist in Busted Jesus and the background story are entirely fictional. The play has been produced on Off-Off-Broadway and in Los Angeles, and has received very favorable reviews.
Comic book publisher Angry Drunk Graphics now publishes his work.
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The Supreme Taco Stand

You better hope you never have a case that needs to go to the fucking Supreme Court, you're gonna get a ruling that's gonna make as much sense as a drunken Yaqui drinking tequila with one hand and finger-fucking his sister with the other. This fat Mexican broad's gonna be making decisions that make as much sense as the Tiajuana street-cleaning laws. A fucking nigger idiot is selecting Supreme Court justices. This should pretty much tell Americans, I would think, that they do not really need "governing." That they can pretty much govern themselves. Any cop who stays on the job in America after today, after even a dumb cop can see that laws no longer mean anything or have a lick of sense about them, any cop of Anglo Saxon origin who stays on the job in this Mexican-nigger hellhole of a jungle nigger-village, wetback stickfarm chicken ranch, shit-covered lettuce farm, salmonella, tuberculosis, bedbug infested Azted breeding-center of what is now America, will be going even further down in my estimation of intelligence than where he was at yesterday. And yesterday I would not have thought that was possible.

White Flight

It might be time for white people to actually leave the earth. Fortunately if anyone can figure out a way to do that, white people can. I just hope they don't go soft and insist that the niggers and the mexicans come along. I mean, look at the picture above: we have a nigger for president and he's loading the supreme court up with mexicans. You'll notice i use fewer and fewer capital letters when talking about the united states and mexicans and things american. it's because there are no more "things American." Jesus. Bring on the fucking goddamn Rapture, whatever the fuck that is, I'm ready to get the fuck outa here.

One Of These Is Wrong

One of these does not belong. Can you guess? It's the nigger one. There were no nigger Mouseketeers. And there were no illegal alien - or in other words Mexican - Mouseketeers. That's why the show was so popular. Americans could relate to it. Only niggers can relate to the top picture. And they are all communists. Communism appeals to the stupid. That's why the niggers and the Muslims and the Irish like it so much. But to real Protestant American white people, it's that good looking rascal on the bottom that is the one that belongs. He belongs everywhere. Especially at your teenage daughter's prom. With his dick up your teenage daughter's pussy, Pops.

A Nigger Stupider Than Obama

If there is a nigger stupider than Obama, and with even more uppityness, it's gotta be that dumbass" general" Powell. Jesuss Christ, he makes Cheeta look like a majestic intellectual.

Farrah Fawcett

I guess Farrah Fawcett is going to die. And look at the size of those nipples of hers. I would call these billion dollar nipples. And do you think she parlayed those tongue-stiffeners into a fortune? No. It probably never even occured to her. She probably thought that would be too vulgar. To me this is spitting right in God's face. Well, at least she brought them out into the open once in a while. Look at these and cry, gentlemen, these only got in front of the camera lens a few times. She had them with her every day and she only brought them out once every ten years or so. That's like chaining your kids to the sink. It's just plain wrong.

Swine Flu Update

Eleven people have now died in the US from swine flu since it started a couple of months ago. That's the big news. That's one more person down than the pins in a bowling strike. 1,000 people die every week on the government created, built, and "maintained" road system and that's NEVER news to the AP. And, hold on, that would be - since the swine flu "outbreak" - 8,000 people dead in two months on the government road system that is identical to the Roman road system. Of two thousand fucking years ago. Criticizing that aspect of government is not part of their agenda I guess. Wouldn't occur to 'em. Not part of the journalism "what's important" cult. Nope. Eleven people dead because of the flu, though, that's big news. Man the gates. The highway system, the Muslims; not a problem. Eleven Americans dead from the flu - Jesus Christ, nationalize the health care system.

Album Covers Of The Day

"Stabwound Orgasm" and "Goresplatteredsuicide". Both by Avulsed. I don't know about the music but their cover art is hard to beat.

Cheaters

There's some new show on White Trash tv that makes Jerry Springer look as civilized as the Changing of the Guard. Cheaters is Jerry Springer on meth-enhanced steroids. Some fucking greaseball sleaze-engine piece of vile snake-venomed wop named Joey Greco, who I will henceforth refer to as Lucifer, and who is creepier and oilier and makes your skin crawl worse than seeing maggots on your dinner plate, creates tons and tons of violence and chaos and crisis, and some actual running blood, with his team of "private detectives," his bodyguards, his camera crews, and his oily, fake sympathy for the victim, who he helped incapacitate. This guy is like a one-man Islam. Everyone he comes into contact with gets destroyed and he himself acts like he's doing everyone a favor by revealing to a bunch of uninvolved strangers who are watching the show all of "the truth about what is really going on." This guy Greco makes Obama look like Marie Osmond. Everyone connected with this show ought to be handcuffed in a big circle on the Bonneville Salt Flats and then steamrolled by road-building machines. On camera. Speaking of handcuffs, that's the real reason for this post. After the "cheater" got handcuffed by actual cops for beating the crap out of the fat girl that got the Cheaters Crew involved in her meaningless romance, and after her psycho boyfriend got provoked and cornered and manhandled by bruisers into finally slugging his girlfriend and knocking her out, he gets handcuffed. He's on the curb and says to the nigger cop you gotta loosen these, I can't feel my hands no more. Cop gets him to his feet and starts to loosen the cuffs and the guy bolts. He runs off with his hands tied behind his back. I had seen enough and changed the channel and they cut to something else anyway and I wasn't about to have Greco fucking up my life like he was fuckiing up everyone elses so I turned it off. But I got to wondering about the guy in the handcuffs. What would have been funny would have been to just stay-up with him with the cameras and the cops, but not catch him. Just follow his life around on film for the next few weeks. THAT would have been a great show. I mean, he thought he was miserable with 50 people following him with cameras and harassment while he wasn't handcuffed. It would have been even more infuriating with handcuffs on. He would have had an eventual bursting of his heart out of his chest in fury and enraged frustration and his brain would have blown right out of his head like a geyser. That would have been great tv.

Passer-By Pushes Jumper Off A Bridge

this is from a commie rag


BEIJING – Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating suicide on a bridge in southern China for hours when a passer-by came up, shook his hand — and pushed him off the ledge.
Chen fell 26 feet (8 meters) onto a partially inflated emergency air cushion laid out by authorities and survived, suffering spine and elbow injuries, the official Xinhua News Agency said Saturday.
The passer-by, 66-year-old Lai Jiansheng, had been fed up with what he called Chen's "selfish activity," Xinhua said. Traffic around the Haizhu bridge in the city of Guangzhou had been backed up for five hours and police had cordoned off the area.
"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest," Lai was quoted as saying by Xinhua. "They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."
Xinhua said Lai was "taken away by police" but did not elaborate.
A police officer who answered the telephone Saturday at a station close to the bridge confirmed the incident and said it was under investigation. He refused to give any other details and hung up.
According to Xinhua, Chen wanted to kill himself because he had accrued 2 million yuan ($290,000) in debt from a failed construction project.
On Thursday, he made his way to the Haizhu bridge, where 11 other people have tried to take their lives since April.
Lai volunteered to talk Chen down but was turned away by police, Xinhua said. Lai then broke through the cordon, climbed to where Chen sat, greeted him with a handshake, then pushed.
Photos in the Beijing Morning Post showed Lai, shoeless and in a T-shirt, saluting after Chen fell.
The paper said Lai was released on bail Friday but did not give any details. It said he had been on medication for "a mental illness" for decades and had been on his way to a hospital for his pills.
Chen was recovering in the hospital, Xinhua said.

that's the article

This just proves that even in Commie China private enterprise is the only way to get anything done. The "authorities" had the whole city in gridlock because some asshole was "threatening" to jump. They oughta snipe these fuckheads worldwide, these "public performance" suicides. It would be win-win: the guy dies, and the inconvenienced people below would get a good show at least for their delays and missed appointments. "Why were you late, Johnson." "Some jumper had traffic tied up." "Did they blow his fucking head off?" "Sure did. Strafed the fucker with jet aircraft, shot him up like corn kernels turning into popcorn.." "Fantastic. Now get to work, prick."

The Nigger's First Hundred Days

I know that the nigger's first hundred days have long passed, and I also know that the nigger has said that he does not approve of this "hundred days job analysis" that is the custom here in America, as he does not approve of any custom here in America, preferring the customs of Saudi Arabia, and I understand all that, but I would still like to give my own analysis of his job performance for the first hundred days, plus, just because I have an opinion on the matter. And what I have seen is that, rather than uniting the Country as he claims to be going to do, he has managed to divide the Country more than it has been divided since the Civil War. Now, to my six readers, I have to tell you, I have to be fair to the guy: it ain't ALL his fault. 99% of his failure to "unite the Country" is due to the fact that he's a nigger. Now, whether you're a Nazi or a Commie or a Catholic or a Jew or a Racist or a Lemurian or a Protestant or a Muslim or a Salvation Army Missionary or a Mormon Saint or a Scientologist or a fag or a Jap or a chink or a fuckin' redskin or a duck, we all would agree that it is a scientific fact that niggers do not "unite" things. Niggers wreck things and break them apart and bring everything to ruin. And in case I need to remind you, Barak Hussein Obama is a nigger. Case closed. There is as much chance of him uniting ANYTHING as there is of me fucking Sarah Silverman. There is not a nigger in history who has ever brought ANYTHING tofuckinggether. It just aint ever happened and as far as my crystal ball can see, and it's a pretty good one, it just ain't in the cards. If anyone can give me even one concrete example of a nigger coordinating any kind of an effort over and above a looting effort, that was successful, I want to hear about it. Thank you. Fuck you.

Milwaukee Niggers

Some nigger whores have been getting killed in Milwuakee for years and the nigger women are upset with the police because they think the cops are dragging their feet because it's niggers getting killed and not whites. They don't understand why the cops don't come and talk to all the niggers, try and find this guy. Well here's why, you dumb ass coons: because when the cops DO come out to ask questions of "the negro community" the fucking "negro community" encircle the fucking cops and start dancing and chanting and beating voodoo drums and gettting all menacing and telling the cops to get the fuck out, that "we can poe-leese uhselbz, muvvfukkas." In other words the nee-grow cuh-myoo-nih-tee is fucking out-of-control, banshee-level, fucking nuts. And who the fuck wants to deal with that. Oh, and by the way, the nigger MEN in the cuh-myoo-nih-tee don't seem to GIVE a shit that the guy ain't been found. They ain't pissed off at all. Anymore than Muslims would be if women were being killed. Maybe you nigger women ought to be talking to the nigger MEN about THEIR attitude, not complainin' to the fucking COPS about what you think is the COPS' attitude. You fucking dumbass whores.

Nigger In Chief Vows To Be Cowardly

The nigger in chief of America's armed forces vowed at the Annapolis graduation that he would not send anyone to fight. Hey, thanks, nigger. Why don't you just paint a yellow streak across the Obama Flag and have us all tie white flags around all our trees as a signal to the Muslims that we give up. He wasnt any too clear on what it would take for him to get some balls and give the order to fight. If I was a Muslim I'd be telling my pals, "Well, let's SEE what it takes." They saw with Bush what it took. They ain't fucked with us since. But now the idiot nigger has told them "We won't fight back anymore." If it ain't clear that this fucker is a Muslim Operative you gotta be DUMBER than a nigger. And I didn't know that was possible.

Our New Gay American Navy

The nigger in chief addressed the graduating class of fags at Annapolis today and one of the queer Navy graduates was so overcome with erotic lust and desire that he had to get his erect penis just as close to Our Gay President's as fast as possible. Our Gay President immediately responded by ejaculating through his trousers onto the bulging crotch of the new semen-squirting seaman. It used to be that while sailors had to endure a lot of fag remarks, the graduates of Annapolis were always exempt. Until now. Now it is open season on those faggots. No wonder the nigger in chief promised them they would never have to go to war. I guess faggots know their own and he could see that staring up at him was a graduating class of cowards and queers, anxious to hug him like fags hug Morrissey, and then run away and hide and whimper. Just based on this one incident alone on this one day on this one occasion I would close Annapolis down and cement it over like Chernobyl and recruit a new navy from prisoners and bums, like we used to, when we had some fucking balls and no American had to go to school to learn how to fight on land or on the sea, it just came natural. Now we have warriors crying in gratitude and relief that their leader has promised them don't worry, i will surrender the Country to Muslim boy-fuckers and Allah-blowing girl-beaters before I would order you to be men.

Taliban "Base" "Captured"

That pile of rocks and dirt and rubble that those dirty "friendly" muslim bums are standing on is being referred-to by the Associated Press as a Taliban "base of operations." I would call it a kid's fort. If that. A kid's dirtpile of junk is probably closer. The Associated Press loves the enemy. To the AP the Muslim fucks are like archangels of God. Teaching Jew America a lesson. And the AP seems to be where everyone goes to get their news. Newspapers, magazines, websites, servers, hosts, the fucking Teletubbies: they all go to the AP to see what's going on. Well, what's going on today is that a stack of stones is being called a military base.

America's Longest-Running Joke

That there POW flag, above, the one that deluded, misguided, foolish Americans have been flying for 50 fucking years, is a fucking joke. "You are not forgotten." HAHAHAHAHA Maybe not by the next of kin. But, buddy, if you are still in Vietnam or Cambodia or Red China or North Korea or Laos - you're forgotten by your "government." They ain't gonna lift a finger. They lifted so many fingers to get you in there in the first place, those fingers are tired, dude. Those fingers are now wrapped around some teen age boy intern's cock in the bathroom of the Senate and the House. You ARE forgotten. They oughta fix that flag and make it right. Change it to "Fuck you, sap. You're forgotten. Deal with it." Change that black silhouette to one with an x drawn over the eye, for lights out and goodbye, motherfucker, being nice to Mexicans and Muslims and welfare-niggers is your "government"'s only concern now, not you, sucker.

How To Remove President Obama

Just get him to start favoring the banning of land mines. He won't be around for long after that. That's a guaranteed personnel eliminator - either from stepping on one, or trying to prevent people from stepping on one. Either way they'll take you out. Took out Diana Spencer. REAL quick. She could embarass the queen, wear transparent clothes, fuck the stableboy, marry an Arab, make Charles look like the reetard he is, hog the limelight, ok, that was bad, but endurable. Then she got on this Ban The Landmines kick. Boom. Taken-out REAL quick. Boy howdy. Powerful devices, them landmines. Trying to illegalize landmines is as dangerous as trying to legalize drugs: you just ain't alive no more. A real bad accident happens. WOO HOO!!

Full Circle

Once upon a time Washington went to war against the Southern States because the Southern States owned niggers. Now all the States want to secede from Washington because a nigger owns them.

Nigger Muslims Caught In New York, Obama Rattled

The FBI caught some nigger muslims who were trying to blow up some stuff. The FBI plants gave them phony explosives and the niggers tried to detonate them at some Jew places. This has got to have the nigger in chief kinda shook up; they're pro'bly his followers. Hopefully they'll rat the fucker in chief out.

Original Cocksizing Photo

This is the original photo that started all the subsequent photos of asshole bureaucrats holding their hands apart in their press photos. This one taken of Reagan and McCain was completely accidental and it created a big hit among editors and they all told their photographers to snap pictures of everyone in office doing this. The bureaucrats caught on to all this and thought it was a great idea too so they all just do this now a million times a second when they talk in front of cameras. These are the same fucking douchebags that are "running" the Country. Like America really needs these guys to survive. Jesus, ain't one of 'em could run a lemonade stand without bankrupting it.

David Dreier's Favorite Cock Length

Here's a picture of David Dreier giving the "I like this size" gesture for the press that all these asshole primadonna congressmen and senators do now. They think it displays them in a "building for the future" posture. It makes them look like they are engineering a new social rocket motor. All they are doing is showing the cocksize they prefer in their mouth and up their ass.

Who's Uglier

Hard to say who's uglier between these two ugliest people on earth. Or who's gayer.

The Nigger's Nigger Plan For "Detainees"

The reason this coon fucker in the white house wants all these muslims in cuba to be let loose in American prisons is so they can convert the ten billion prison niggers to jihad. Fortunately The Aryans run the prisons. And Thank You Jesus for that. Never thought I'd be sayin' THAT. When a muslim becomes president i guess it sets your priorities in order real quick. I fuckin' know it did mine.

One Pissed Nigger

The nigger in chief is pissed that he aint getting his way with the closing of the muslim prison in Cuba. He probably acted the same way with his whore mother when she wouldn't let him kill anymore frogs. Fuckin' faggot. Everyone's scared to death of this nigger. Wait till he really gets frustrated, he'll tell all his nigger muslims to start bombing places. He's gonna get his way one way or another. We gut a fuckin' terrorist in the white house and he ain't even gotten started causing mayhem. He's itchy for complete power and nigger chieftain niggerness. That's all niggers know: campfires, animal skin clothing that looks like hell, and being carried around in a big ugly chair made out of rubbish. Then they're happy. Fuckin' coon bastard motherfucker.

HAHAHAHA "Vistage"

There's a "group" advertising in annoying graphics in Yahoo caled "Vistage." Where "ceo"'s can "go" to "network" with "15,000"
"other ceo"'s so that you, the confused "ceo" can find your way in this economic "crisis." First, the only crisis is the one being implemented to "fix" this one which is a massive Marxist "redistribution" of the wealth from Americans to Congressmen. There isn't a ceo in America who isn't a hard-core socialist so it isn't likely any ceo's need to go to Vistage to brush up on their techniques and quicker ways to run their companies into the ground, I think every ceo in the country is fully qualified to do this. And if Vistage is offering Asshole Lessons, I don't think any ceo's, or any other coprporate managers in the pecking order need any remedial training in that either. So it's my guess that Vistage is just a dues-collecting center operated by a gay Jew in a garage with a computer. In other words, Vistage is another sucker magnet. Vistage. Why not Fuckage. Or Fuckyouage. HAHAHAHAHA I like that one. Fuckyouage. Vistage. They're synonymous. And Obama's mother is a whore. With pig lipstick. Thank you. Fuck you. Burma Shave.

Bring Our Dead Home

We gut over 100,000 dead American soldiers in 20 European cemeteries. Fuck the bailouts, spend the money to dig up our dead and bring them home where they belong, since our "president" won't visit them, we'll bring them to him and his commie congressional buddies. Which would be all of congress

Fidel Castro Praises Your Blogger

Fidel Castro, owner of Cuba, executer of Cubans, fucker of little boy Cubans and confiscator of Cuban cigar plantations had nothing but praise for the writer of When Bikers Meet Humans on his death couch today. "Thees fucker gringo peenchee cabrone
can fuck my caged boys anytime! I laughed my huge horse balls off reading this shit!" The Mexican president said he felt sorry for us Americans having a nigger president. "I remember when ju gringoes thought I was the worse leader possible. Ju seengeen a differemnt toon now, eY?" I told him that, yes, he was starting to look pretty good to us by comparison. He wanted to know what I was doing in his death barn. I said I was the one who wrote the book he was holding. He said it was one funny mother fucker, and did I want to be executed. I said no. He said nobody does anymore. He said in fact they never did but when he had some strength in his bones he could just execute them anyway. Now they run away. I asked him what he thought of Obama. He said "I liked him as a love partner because his asshole was so tiny, but as a president he has no charisma, except to idiots." I said well it's majority rule in our country so i guess we gut a lot of idiots." Castro said, before shitting his pants for the thousandth time "You have democracy and we have dictatorship, and you have a guy even worse than me. I mean at least I aint a fucking nigger." I had nothing to say to that.

Iran Ripe For A Neutron Bombing

Iran will probably get the first neutron bomb attack in history. Probably pretty soon. The world's falling apart so nobody will care that they get snuffed. Less people in line at the Matterhorn ride. They will be the New Nagasaki for today. You heard it here first.

Congress Got Some Balls

Congress finally realized, at least for a minute, that they were white, and shitcanned the nigger's plan to bring the Club Gitmo enemy soldiers into the United States to be freed into the citizenry by Jew lawyers. I don't think this commie nigger is gonna take this sitting down. He's a skinny little prick and thinks he's Spike Lee and deserves to get his way. Still, it's a start that he ain't dictator yet. That he's just another fucking dumbass idiot fucking stupid African nigger.

Internet Truth

Sometimes the internet knows more than the real world. Here's a pretty good synopsis on the fagging, niggering, and jew lawyering of America.


SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 -Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 -School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 -Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 -Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 -Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to pr ison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Pri ncipal out on the smoking dock.
2007 -Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 -Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane pain t bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 -BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly a gain.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 -Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

The Real President

This is the guy that really runs the US. Even the nigger in chief bows down to this guy, King Abdullard of Sow d' Sandnigger Arabia. He looks like he knows he's the boss too, don't he? HAHAHAHAHAHA He's laughin' at all of us.

Minnesota Goes Commie

Don't get sick in Minnesota, the government will start prescribing your treatment. Some woman there has had the nerve to flee with her dying son to hide from the Minnesota gay police who want to arrest her for not following the State's orders to have her son executed by radiation. Fuck. I thought Washington DC was fucked up. Ain't Minnesota full o' white people? Has everyone gone nigger-stupid?