Obama Attempts Jesus Stunt

In an attempt to prove himself divine President Hussein tried to imprint an image of his face onto a cloth, as Jesus did with Veronica's veil. His nigger towel-boy stands ready with a second towel if the first attempt failed. Which it did. All he left on it was
stench. Obama says the nigger man-servant's name isn't really Rochester, he just calls him that to be funny. Rochester used to station himself in the main White House bathroom for dignitaries but soon discovered that Obama pisses wherever he is at the moment and now just follows him around, ready to clean up the mess. "He is one primitive coon," Rochester said, shaking his head in disgust.