How To Remove President Obama

Just get him to start favoring the banning of land mines. He won't be around for long after that. That's a guaranteed personnel eliminator - either from stepping on one, or trying to prevent people from stepping on one. Either way they'll take you out. Took out Diana Spencer. REAL quick. She could embarass the queen, wear transparent clothes, fuck the stableboy, marry an Arab, make Charles look like the reetard he is, hog the limelight, ok, that was bad, but endurable. Then she got on this Ban The Landmines kick. Boom. Taken-out REAL quick. Boy howdy. Powerful devices, them landmines. Trying to illegalize landmines is as dangerous as trying to legalize drugs: you just ain't alive no more. A real bad accident happens. WOO HOO!!