Obama Demonstrates Bowing Exercise To White Man

Before Obama met the King of Saudi Arabia he had to practice bowing, since this was how he intended to greet the head of his Muslim faith. "Since my dog had only recently taught me how to stand upright, you can imagine my dismay at learning I would be greeting my King. I knew I would have to bow." As he demonstrated to an eager-to-learn white sycophant, he went on, "What I did was to grab the side of whatever this thing is - a couch I think it's called in the white world: we just call them lawn chairs, or hiding places for guns when the cops break in - I grabbed the side of this thing and pulled myself downward over and over until I could do it without totally reverting back to my natural four-footed stance." The white man is seen making a feeble effort to emulate his idol. He eventually was able to bow as well as President Hussein. "I find that acting like a nigger is actually pretty easy. In fact I think white people are better at being niggers than niggers are," he said. "But then we're better at everything than niggers are," he said, laughing heartily. He later apologized to Obama for that remark and crawled around on his stomach for twenty minutes while singing Old Man River.