Obama Momentarily Forgets That He Thinks He's White

In a grievous faux pas President Hussein responded instinctively to an unidentified white man ordering him to fix his tie. "Yassuh, massa," Obama blurted, hopping-to and behaving according to his true breeding and instincts. "You be lookin' juffs fine fo' whenz yu meets de Prezeedent." Everyone in the backround laughed and said "You go, nigger!" and Obama responded with an impromptu tap dance for which he received 73 cents in tossed coins by an appreciative audience. "Did I fuck up?" he later quietly asked a Jew reporter for Time Magazine. "Don't worry, we'll spin it so that you look humble and Christlike." I, however, have chosen to spin it differently.