Our New Gay American Navy

The nigger in chief addressed the graduating class of fags at Annapolis today and one of the queer Navy graduates was so overcome with erotic lust and desire that he had to get his erect penis just as close to Our Gay President's as fast as possible. Our Gay President immediately responded by ejaculating through his trousers onto the bulging crotch of the new semen-squirting seaman. It used to be that while sailors had to endure a lot of fag remarks, the graduates of Annapolis were always exempt. Until now. Now it is open season on those faggots. No wonder the nigger in chief promised them they would never have to go to war. I guess faggots know their own and he could see that staring up at him was a graduating class of cowards and queers, anxious to hug him like fags hug Morrissey, and then run away and hide and whimper. Just based on this one incident alone on this one day on this one occasion I would close Annapolis down and cement it over like Chernobyl and recruit a new navy from prisoners and bums, like we used to, when we had some fucking balls and no American had to go to school to learn how to fight on land or on the sea, it just came natural. Now we have warriors crying in gratitude and relief that their leader has promised them don't worry, i will surrender the Country to Muslim boy-fuckers and Allah-blowing girl-beaters before I would order you to be men.