Sunday, May 24, 2009

Cheaters



There's some new show on White Trash tv that makes Jerry Springer look as civilized as the Changing of the Guard. Cheaters is Jerry Springer on meth-enhanced steroids. Some fucking greaseball sleaze-engine piece of vile snake-venomed wop named Joey Greco, who I will henceforth refer to as Lucifer, and who is creepier and oilier and makes your skin crawl worse than seeing maggots on your dinner plate, creates tons and tons of violence and chaos and crisis, and some actual running blood, with his team of "private detectives," his bodyguards, his camera crews, and his oily, fake sympathy for the victim, who he helped incapacitate. This guy is like a one-man Islam. Everyone he comes into contact with gets destroyed and he himself acts like he's doing everyone a favor by revealing to a bunch of uninvolved strangers who are watching the show all of "the truth about what is really going on." This guy Greco makes Obama look like Marie Osmond. Everyone connected with this show ought to be handcuffed in a big circle on the Bonneville Salt Flats and then steamrolled by road-building machines. On camera. Speaking of handcuffs, that's the real reason for this post. After the "cheater" got handcuffed by actual cops for beating the crap out of the fat girl that got the Cheaters Crew involved in her meaningless romance, and after her psycho boyfriend got provoked and cornered and manhandled by bruisers into finally slugging his girlfriend and knocking her out, he gets handcuffed. He's on the curb and says to the nigger cop you gotta loosen these, I can't feel my hands no more. Cop gets him to his feet and starts to loosen the cuffs and the guy bolts. He runs off with his hands tied behind his back. I had seen enough and changed the channel and they cut to something else anyway and I wasn't about to have Greco fucking up my life like he was fuckiing up everyone elses so I turned it off. But I got to wondering about the guy in the handcuffs. What would have been funny would have been to just stay-up with him with the cameras and the cops, but not catch him. Just follow his life around on film for the next few weeks. THAT would have been a great show. I mean, he thought he was miserable with 50 people following him with cameras and harassment while he wasn't handcuffed. It would have been even more infuriating with handcuffs on. He would have had an eventual bursting of his heart out of his chest in fury and enraged frustration and his brain would have blown right out of his head like a geyser. That would have been great tv.

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