Friday, February 19, 2010

An Apology


I would like to apologize to all niggers everywhere for all the racist remarks that I may have said or that I may have thought or that anyone else may have said or felt, on this blog, at any time in the past - however long this blog has been here. Which has been since the day after the nigger in chief won the election. I would also like to apologize to any people who I don't know and never will for fucking some pole dancers when I was in my thirties. Those were very horney times for me and my cock just wanted to squirt some of its sperm onto some hot strippers' faces and tits. So it did. I paid good money for those blow jobs and hand jobs so I think I had the squirts coming. I would also like to apologize to all spics, jews, cunts, dykes, motherfuckers, japs, chinks, and everyone except the muslims of this world for having said anything about anything that might have offended or bothered or upset you or made you itch uncomfortably. But it's mainly the niggers I want to apologize to. Even though I know that you niggers don't really care if I say nigger, it's the white people that get all bent outa joint by it. So I would like to apologize to all the white people for saying nigger. I should mention that even though I am apologizing to everyone right at the moment, I have no intention of STOPPING any of the things I am doing that are offending you. Unlike Tiger Woods, I am admitting this up front and out loud. Woods on the other hand is going to continue to keep fucking homely and semi-homely strippers and porn actresses. He just aint advertising it. But I am. I am going to keep saying nigger, keep upsetting Jews, keep badmouthing Mexicans and I am going to keep squirting my jizz onto the faces of pole dancers. I hope. And please God. Thank you.

6 Comments:

At February 20, 2010 at 5:24 AM , Blogger Backwater said...

I'm beginning to see a trend starting. First that fuckin' idiot from NC that couldn't keep his mouth shut and keep talking and talking. Apologize, appoligize. The Gove of SC couldn'r keep his mouth shut,just had to go on and on and on. Tiger, oh for christ sake. You had it made. No one cared any more. We had a panty bomber and a big earth quake with thousands of dead after your fucked up (no pun intended). None gave a shit about you, but you had to run your mouth again. I don't think any of the three Really cared what we thought. Now jj has done the apology. I believe him. I believe he is sincere, not like the three mentioned butt fucks. Sweet jesus and amen..

 
At February 20, 2010 at 6:16 PM , Blogger Mick said...

Jesus H Crist I thought the fucking world was coming to an end!! Howcome you didn't apologize to the first nigger ape dyke or is she still playing around on that fuck pole? And if so, don't know how you could get your jizz off on that!! Jesus H run for cover!!

 
At February 20, 2010 at 9:14 PM , Blogger Mick said...

Looking at your picture and before reading your posting I thought you were on an Afreakan safari chasing niggers with bones in their noses and cornucopias on their dicks....and maybe chasing the first nigger ape dyke swinging on the vines.

 
At February 21, 2010 at 12:24 AM , Blogger jj solari said...

i want to apologize for my apology post.

 
At February 21, 2010 at 7:36 AM , Blogger Backwater said...

I thought it was so brilliant that it hurt my eyes to read it. Apologized for prior mis-deeds, on going mis-deeds and future mis-deeds. It's enought to give one the vapors. And I thought he was on a butterfly hunt.

 
At February 21, 2010 at 5:12 PM , Blogger Mick said...

My better half was pleased to hear you apologize for your apology.....you even had her worried for a moment!!!

 

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