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Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base:
" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"
" Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"
"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"
" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.
"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"
"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"
"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"
"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan
posted by jj solari @ 10:57 AM
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7 Comments:
The question having to do with what draft dodgers do at reunions can best be answered with....ask Dick Cheney and Bill Clinton...they are at the top of their class in this category!!
Unfortunatly, there is no draft to dodge. Thanks Dick ya dick. I submit that if we had a national draft there would be fewer US wars. Think about it.
I knew you had to be a Marine...
I think this guy is saying that Marines killed his Grandpa. Either that or there is some fuzz on my computer screen that I should wipe off.
i was never a Marine. I just think like one. The Chinese stuff, I dunno. I'll run it by some of the neighbors.
I think they oughta draft guys my age. We gut nuthin' to live for anyway, most of us are generally pissed off about everything, and killing people would be a great way to go out.
whatever gets them dead works for me.
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