Friday, February 26, 2010

Best Post Yet

Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base:

" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

" Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"

"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"

" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.

"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"

"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"

"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan


At February 26, 2010 at 12:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The question having to do with what draft dodgers do at reunions can best be answered with....ask Dick Cheney and Bill Clinton...they are at the top of their class in this category!!

At February 26, 2010 at 1:33 PM , Blogger Backwater said...

Unfortunatly, there is no draft to dodge. Thanks Dick ya dick. I submit that if we had a national draft there would be fewer US wars. Think about it.

At February 27, 2010 at 10:19 AM , Blogger Ray Hicks said...

I knew you had to be a Marine...

At February 27, 2010 at 10:40 PM , Blogger 有甚麼新歌 said...

成熟,就是有能力適應生活中的模糊。 ..................................................

At February 28, 2010 at 7:09 AM , Blogger Ray Hicks said...

I think this guy is saying that Marines killed his Grandpa. Either that or there is some fuzz on my computer screen that I should wipe off.

At February 28, 2010 at 11:18 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

i was never a Marine. I just think like one. The Chinese stuff, I dunno. I'll run it by some of the neighbors.

At February 28, 2010 at 11:21 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

I think they oughta draft guys my age. We gut nuthin' to live for anyway, most of us are generally pissed off about everything, and killing people would be a great way to go out.

At March 4, 2010 at 7:23 AM , Blogger Bob Frapples said...

mr. s, eye agree with the last entry! old(er) people would get out there and kill all the raghead muthahfukkahz! fuck the political correctness and threats of jail time!
the epitome of point and click, YEAH!!!

At March 5, 2010 at 8:07 AM , Blogger Backwater said...

I'd kill them just 'cause I was pissed off at someone else. Transference I think.

At March 21, 2010 at 12:00 AM , Blogger jj solari said...

whatever gets them dead works for me.


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