The Nigger Irishman

The press is hinting that the sock monkey is actually an Irishman, faith an' be dither, an' sure, off with ya noo, saints be praised!!
It was alluded to in the main topic of the story which was that the "Beast" - which is the name given to the car the nigger in chief rides in, not the nigger in chief himself - the "Beast" - which is a specially designed vehicle that makes it nigger-proof, and which was likely designed by the Crips to Ultimate Anti Niggerattack Standards....well the unstoppable Beast got caught on a grating in the road in Ireland and wouldn't budge. There was no mention of whether or not the sock monkey and his wife both emptied their bowels into the upholstery at that point, thinking that they were now living a scene from a mafia movie, but i bet that smell is never gonna come out HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Here is how the AP headlined one of the stories:
"Obama connects with Irish roots." So you see? He is not a nigger at all. He is an Irishman. Faith and be jabbers. I suppose this also means that all the Irishmen are now also niggers. That would explain the tap dancing. Which both races seem to be quite adept at. Gee, Maybe Obama really is an Irishman.