Letter To Trump About Muslims

                                        the difference between trump and the muslims

Dear Donald Trump; You and the Muslims have one major philosophical difference: you like to build beautiful skyscrapers and they like to blow them up. I see this as a real obstacle to any kind of eventual accord between you and them. True, you both like buildings. But for different reasons: you like them so that the people inside them will be bathed in luxury and beauty and leisure and delightfulness of all kinds whereas the Muslims want the people in the buildings to be bathed in fire and screaming and horror and death and falling concrete. 

     

     I don't think these two radically different entertainment philosophies can ever function as a partnership. I think if anything these two opposing business plans would result in permanent hostilities between yours and the Muslim views of the construction industry.

     

     So I am not at all perplexed why you, as a builder of buildings, would not want the Muslims - the destroyers of buildings -  in the same Country as you. It makes perfect sense.

     

     I suspect that if the Muslims preferred to fly filled passenger planes into apple orchards that you would have not been quite as tempted to run for Commander in Chief of History's most devastating war machine, the American military. But buildings - and high, beautiful ones - like the kind you build - seem to be their preferred targets.

     

     It is not likely the Muslims - being 1500 years of inbred sociopathic, clinically depressed and sadistic monstrosities of Nature - have made this connection: that they are personally responsible for your having thrown your hat into the ring as the person who hopes to have his finger on the nuclear arsenal. They probably just see you as a kind of "let's shoo them all away" kind of person, at worst, and not as a "let's blow them all up" kind of person. Otherwise they would be all leaving now and looking for, if not another country, another planet. 

Sincerely, 

J. J. Solari 

Letter To Trump About Islam

    Dear Donald Trump; There is a trend in your facebook posts that you are convinced there is such a thing as "radical" Islam as opposed to Islam. I also noticed you are criticizing Hillary Cunton for not saying "radical Islam." 

     Just so you know -  and apparently you are not the only one who doesn't know this - there is actually no such thing as "radical" Islam. Radical Islam would be a form of Islam that would not be Islam. It would be Christianity, or maybe Buddhism, or perhaps Judaism, or maybe even Scientology. That would be radical Islam: a kind of Islam that is actually not Islam at all. A kind of Islam that does not actually exist.

     There are not "varieties" of Islam; that is, there is not a "nice" kind of Islam and a "nasty" kind of Islam. There is only the nasty kind of Islam. And that would be the one in the Koran. There is no Nice Version of the Koran. There is only the fucked version of the Koran. Or, as the Muslim In Chief calls it "the coe-dahn." And that Koran, or coe-dahn, is the one that demands that all non Muslims be killed. The fact that Muslims also kill each other is simply an example of their inherent enthusiasm for murder. Fair to say, the Koran doesn't actually insist on the killing of other Muslims. They do that on their own initiative. They're self starters in the homicide business.

     So to review, there is no such thing as "radical" Islam. There is only normal Islam: the one that demands its adherents rape, lie, kill, molest, steal, torture and enslave everyone who isn't a Muslim. "Radical" Islam would be something that isn't Islam at all. Like, say, a sandwich. 

     Thank you.

Sincerely, 

J. J. Solari