trump-5th rate journalist letter

Dear Donald Trump,

     The next time some bush league news reader with a Persian telephone book in his lap asks you if you know who Abdul Cowfukker Mohammed Salaam Buttfukki is, please don't squirm and hope that whoever it is will pop into your memory. Just tell them "Well, no, I never heard of him, but if he's a Muslim, boy-fucking, head-removing, child raping, koran reading licker of allah's dangling infected ball sack, i can guarantee you that after I take office, whoever he is, it won't make any difference who he is anymore to anyone or anything that is not a carrion-eater."

     

Thank you.

Sincerely, 

J.J. Solari