Kirstie Alley's - DANG IT - Missed Opportunity For Everlasting Love

   Kirstie Alley, taking a moment beween donuts, made a feeble effort to proclaim herself heterosexual by insisting that John Travolta was the man for her. John Travolta, in case you don't remember, is the only man in Hollywood, and maybe on the planet, who is "dogged" by "rumors and claims" that he is on the prowl 24 hours a day for a dick to suck or a male hand to do him to a happy ending in a massaging sort of way. Tom Cruise used to be dogged by these "rumors" but they stopped after he created a repetitive pattern of filing suit against any claim made. In all the world it is only these two Scientologists who have this "persistent rumor" problem. Coincidentally they are both Scientologists. So is Kirstie Alley. Are Scientology and homosexuality connected? Not to hear Scientology tell it: the religion that proclaims individual uniqueness and godliness and proclaims creative and individualistic acts to be the supreme hallmark of the human species - is very unliberal about homosexuality. Probably - and this is just my opinion - probably because fags don't breed and cults insist upon high birth rates. Newborns do not have to be sold on Scientology, they are born-into it. No papers to sign, not tests to take, no books to read, they are born into a fee-based religion. They are born into 5 coercive tax bases, unlike other Americans who are only born into 4. Anyway, the lesbian laments her not having run off with the homosexual. And we are supposed to buy-into this. And I guess we will.