Sunday, June 28, 2015

Nestle Water

Nestle Purelife water in the 16.9 0z plastic bottle, the bottle is so thin trying to save money in packaging and appear all holy and sanctified to the dyke brigade of environmentalist marxist commies, the plastic is so flimsy that when you finally manage to unscrew the impossible-to-unscrew top off, the hand that has been not turning the cap, the fingers all come together and push the contents of the bottle out onto you and onto everything under and around you. And then when you throw the bottle at the wall in a fit of rage the more water gets onto stuff. None of the things the water ends up on being the interior lining of your stomach. This is what happens when CEO's want to make friends more than they want to make customers.


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